My delicious recipe for Toast sandwiches - you must try them!
The toast sandwich is a British delicacy that is perfect for afternoon tea. I like to serve them to guests just after lunch with Aperol spritzes
You need three slices of bread per sandwich.
Toast a slice of bread and butter it well.
Insert the toasted slice between two non-toasted slices and serve.
Make this immediately, eat it and then report back! Chop chop!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 30, 2022 1:55 AM
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Greg, have you got a recipe for the perfect glass of water?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 29, 2022 6:35 PM
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Do you cut the crusts off, smear the long ends with cream cheese and dip them in chopped parsley?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 29, 2022 6:37 PM
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Do you butter both sides of the bread? Seems uneven if you don’t.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 29, 2022 6:37 PM
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This is neither British nor a delicacy.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 29, 2022 6:39 PM
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Is there a carb-free version?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 29, 2022 6:39 PM
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For this recipe, is using an artisan stone cracked curated organic brown bread a sign of white privilege?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 29, 2022 6:39 PM
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R1, yes I do! First position the glass under a bottle containing water. Carefully pour water into the glass, making sure that you don't cause it to fill to the point where the water goes over the rim of the glass and starts flooding the table. Then lift the glass to your lips - if you are a Republican wearing an expensive tie you may need to use two hands - and enjoy!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 29, 2022 6:39 PM
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I just [italic]knew[/italic] you would!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 29, 2022 6:41 PM
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R4, oh yes it fucking is.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 10 | November 29, 2022 6:41 PM
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R87, no, it is a sign that you live in the Back Bay, which is superior to Beacon Hill in every conceivable way. The zip code is one of the richest in the country!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 29, 2022 6:42 PM
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Sounds like little more than a plate of oxygen.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 29, 2022 6:43 PM
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Is this suitable for anorexics?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 29, 2022 6:44 PM
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R12, you think you're pretty funny, don't you! Well you are a great big poopy-head which means you smell of wee! Neener neener neener!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 29, 2022 6:46 PM
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R10–I must confess that I do enjoy a nice toast sandwich when I’m invalid.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 29, 2022 6:47 PM
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[quote]A recipe for toast sandwiches is included in the invalid cookery section of the 1861 Book of Household Management by Isabella Beeton
Does OP think we're all invalids??
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 29, 2022 6:54 PM
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Too many carbs. What a ridiculous recipe. Although I am anxiously awaiting the water recipe.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 29, 2022 6:54 PM
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Compared to my ribald wit and flare for cooking, yes, R17!!!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 29, 2022 6:55 PM
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Rofl, op!
You're brilliant.
You've really captured the essence of "Greg."
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 29, 2022 6:56 PM
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I'll have a plate of nothing and a cup of air.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 29, 2022 7:12 PM
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Anyone want some olive oil cake? I'm paying it forward in small-town Back Bay. Everything connects. And I NEED TO GET FUCKED RIGHT NOW.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 29, 2022 7:15 PM
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[quote]The toast sandwich is a British delicacy that is perfect for afternoon tea.
Never heard of it in my life
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 29, 2022 7:19 PM
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[quote]I like to serve them to guests just after lunch with Aperol spritzes
Just after lunch.
Yeah, that makes sense...
And an Aperol spritz is an aperitivo to be served before dinner.
Not after lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 29, 2022 7:30 PM
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R24 As if you'd turn one down, you sponge.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 29, 2022 7:39 PM
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Too many carbs ya wanker bellend!!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 29, 2022 7:45 PM
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Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. This is the joke speaking. We have currently attained an altitude of twenty thousand feet over R24's head.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 29, 2022 8:03 PM
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R27 Nice try. The joke is you. Indeed.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 30, 2022 1:55 AM
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