Gwynnie and Apple: Out and About in NYC!

Does the Apple fall far from the tree?

Apple is turning out to be every bit the stunner that her dear old Ma was!

Man, Gwyneth looks pretty rough in that grey blazer getup. I would not have posted that.

R1 she posts a lot of pictures where she looks rough. To her credit I guess but then it makes all the photoshopped or filtered sponcon ones look that much more ridiculous.

Gwenny is really showing her sun damage.

With a mother like Gwyneth,, that kid doesn’t stand a chance. She’s going to be a self entitled nightmare.

Apple is very pretty. She's got her Dads eyes. Like a previous poster said though, she's probably an entitled nightmare.

She's a fifty year old woman without makeup on. She has money to look good for her age and it's mostly working. That said, her personal branding is still... unfortunate.

Geez, Paltrow, put some effort into how you look.

Talking about trying too hard not to try too hard.

Apple is very pretty . I hope she’s cool though . A nasty attitude reduces your hotness

she looks like a real slut

Several years ago, I was having dinner with friends on the upper Westside and Blythe Danner sat near us with her friends.

Someone at another table had a birthday and everyone in the place sang…except Blythe.

From then on, we referred to Blythe as “No Sing” and Goop as “No Sing Spawn”. Still waiting for those names to catch on with the wider world.

Blythe seems like a cold fish . I think she’s jealous of her daughter

Lil’ Goop

Where does Apple go to school?

Are you two sisters?!

#11 was a Cater Waiter at a birthday party.

My cousin’s kid went to fancy LA private schools - same age as Apple Martin. She was (is?) known as a horrific bully. Apparently, she was so bad that one kid tried to off herself because of the treatment from Apple and Apple almost got kicked out of school. LA private school parents were always in a tizzy over this little cunt’s behavior and nastiness and ring-leading the other bitchy girls to target other kids.

She looks straight out of central casting for a mean girl.

My cousin said word on the street was that Gwyneth and the father were in complete denial about what an evil little cunt she was no matter how many meeting they got called in for.

If the boiled-face bitch didn't want us mocking her appearance in candid shots, then she shouldn't have fucking POSTED CANDID SHOTS!

Jesus, Goop. If you want to be left alone, go and be alone. You bring this on yourself!

So surprised Goopster has a fat daughter.

She really has no lips.

I always liked No Sing and am saddened to learn she's a cold fish.

[quote]Someone at another table had a birthday and everyone in the place sang…except Blythe.

Consider yourself lucky that she didn't sing, r11....or "dance".

Blythe also was originally cast as Evelyn Harper but got fired when she ostensibly started “giving notes” on her character and the script to Chuck Lorre. And wasn’t she fired from Six Degrees as well?

She sounds like a haughty social climbing cunt, I never “got” those I tried to abort Gwynnie jokes on here - as if they weren’t two peas in a pod.

If anything, Goop at least has a warmer, funnier personality - even if she’s a bitch.

Bug eyed, like her father.

I am so much hotter than my mother.

Namaste.

Gwyn isn't aging well, and that child is a slag. She was clearly raised without the refinement of us well-to-do Londoners.

Fruitcup has a raging case of bitchface. Say what you will about Angie but Shiloh looks soft and sweet natured.

That Apple thing is hideous

Im not surprised rotten fruit is allegedly a bully. A lot of those wealthy, third culture kids with " cultured" backgrounds can be the nastiest cunts on the planet. Timothe Chalamet was rumored to have bullied a girl in high school.

This college girl Apple is ALWAYS facetuned. I don't think we have ever seen a real picture of this rotten apple.

R30 maybe it's a Dorian Gray type of situation. Or Durian Gray? Sorry couldn't resist.

She's not very attractive, and sadly, the problem is her eyes. Could anything help via plastic surgery? On another note, Goop is always so goddamn extra. Celebs act like everyday shit like sending a kid off to college, is something profound. She needs to get over herself.

She looks like a cunt. Even bitchier looking than he homely mom.

R33 that's an enormous accomplishment. I didn't think it was possible to look bitchier than goop

And Goop said her grandmother was a cunt.

I believe Apple goes to Vanderbilt per gossip reports. I give her two years before she drops out. She would still have more education than Goop who lasted a semester at UC Santa Barbara.

She needs an eye-wrangler

What is it with these mean rich girls and wonky eyes?

What is it with Seth MacFarlane and girls with wonky eyes?

Apple was always wall-eyed and all the photos Paltrow put up of her attempted to obscure the fact. Did she ever get operated on?

Bet the kids hava a field day with that name. Apple sounds a lot like asshole.

And if you add an "i" to the end of her last name, you have a cocktail!

Marky Mark has some nerve laughing at a pretty girl's face.

Hope they gave her a Range Rover so she can manage to get around campus.

Cunt daughter

Two halves of the one cunt OP.

They both seem insufferable; I mean I guess at least neither of them pretend to be fake humanitarians/do-gooders, so there's that.

I'm surprised Apple hasn't had any work done on her nose.

The restaurant choices aren't very adventurous. Monkey Bar and Elio's are comfort zones for people like Goop and LIl'Goop.

Blythe, Gwenyth, and Apple. If each generation is getting progressively more entitled Apple is going to be rotten indeed.

Three generations of useless, parasitic cunts.

This candle smells like the Apple of my eye. 🤪

Apple's wonkey eye is so cute!

Honestly, I have no trouble believing Apple is a mean girl. She has that smug thing down pat.

[quote]Blythe seems like a cold fish . I think she’s jealous of her daughter

[quote]I always liked No Sing and am saddened to learn she's a cold fish.

She isn't, r21, at least not in my experience. I worked with her for an extended period of time, and she was unfailingly pleasant. Funny. too. Zero diva behavior. Self- effacing, in fact. She did smoke a lot of weed. I imagine that helped.

[quote] I'm surprised Apple hasn't had any work done on her nose.

Her mom never got her (much worse) nose done so why would that surprise you at all? They’re all convinced they’re perfect the way they are and who ever told them otherwise?

[quote] The restaurant choices aren't very adventurous. Monkey Bar and Elio's are comfort zones for people like Goop and LIl'Goop

Well Monkey Bar just reopened and her daddy probably used to take his princess to Elio’s every Sunday night. Every so often she has to remind her audience “I was a Spence girl, remember?”

[quote] Her mom never got her (much worse) nose done so why would that surprise you at all? They’re all convinced they’re perfect the way they are and who ever told them otherwise?

As much as I dislike Gwyneth Paltrow, this is a strange and sad comment. Do you really think that people who don't surgically mutilate their natural features are necessarily egomaniacal narcissists? A normal, natural nose is normal and natural. Why do you seem to think Gwyneth or Apple or anyone else in the world owes it to you to cut off a hunk of their face to get closer to a Hollywood version of "perfection"?

I have never given a thought to Gwyneth’s nose. Is it so bad? Now I have to go look.

I believe that Baby Goop is a massive bully because I've read that on this very thread as well as a couple of other ones here. If the rumor is true that she's at Vanderbilt then a couple of those Harpeth Hall girls will set her straight soon enough. You want to know a good example of a Harpeth Hall girl? Look no further than Reese Witherspoon and there you'll have it.

Goop just naturally aging is fine by me. It's her choice. She was never a stone cold fox to begin with. Leave her be I say.

Anyone care to share the bullying stories about Apple?

What does "whoops" refer to?

she looks like a bratz doll

R62 There is something odd about her face.

Yeah, what was the "Whoops" about?

Whoops, we spent way too much money on whatever is in the little bag Apfel is holding?

Whoops, we're insanely rich and just spent more today shopping and eating out then most middle class families make semi-annually?

Whoops, maybe I shouldn't have worn these homely shoes with this outfit?

Whoops in regards to her outfit though I would have gone with yikes!

Whoops I bred with a lazy eyed autist and have psychopath kids!