Ezra Miller in Playboy

I only jerk to Hustles

Nobody. NEXT!

I didn't.

The moment I found out he had poor hygiene put an end to my EM masturbation sessions. I was devastated but I do have standards. This was before the disgusting allegations about him started to come out.

The photographer wisely diverted attention from his Minnie-Driver-shaped-head with what looks like leeches and spiders.

In lacy pink lingerie yet still has dirty feet!

With those creepy symbols on him? Blecch. He surely stinks to high heaven too.

I bet he doesn't clean himself when he bottoms.

R8 Zac Efron and Garrett Clayton are both guilty of doing that!

A douche is a gay bottom's best friend.

Isn't Ezra straight pedo? They don't bottom as much as I know.

Ezra's probably bottomed for Hollywood execs.

He’s woefully unattractive and has a horrendously dark energy about him. Hard pass!

He looks great! Only because you can't see his face.

I like men who look like men. I guess that excludes the non-binaries.

He has a nice hairy chest and pubes.

Does he even wash?

Not after fucking according to one of his exes. Which means he reeks of dried pussy juice.🤮

Presenting hole!

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Gays on the spectrum are not appealing no matter how much they try to present themselves as quirky fashionistas.

He should have gone full frontal.

Beautiful body

Bare butt!

He looks like he smells like a skid row bum. Dude/whatever is GROSS AS HELL

Eee. Outie.

He’s a loser and I know someone who “mentored” him. The biggest asshole to ever live

Really? Worse than Hitler?

Points for pubes.

Why is Playboy giving this criminal a platform?

Playboy has a history of catering to pedophiles. In the 70s they published Sugar'n' Spice which featured underage girls. One issue included nudes of 10 year old Brooke Shields.

Not without a wiener shot.

That is pretty got

Years ago some DLers claimed Ezra was a needy bottom.

I'd still hit it!

Same r35

Just soap him down before hand!

Mentally ill people are a turn off. I have compassion for them, but they're not masturbation material.

R38 They're amazing in bed but not worth it in all other areas.

He was a very pretty teen but is aging out and all the stories about him just makes him repulsive.

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Blind Item-The A- list singer/actor is recruiting for his cult this week and already has a dozen or so that are waiting to be shipped out to his compound.

Sounds more like Jared Leto than Ezra Miller.

Ezra is a Jared wanna be.

Maybe, but he hasn't achieved A- list status, and certainly not as a singer.

Ezra has a band so he qualifies.

How does he maintain that body? I don't picture him as the type to work out.

Cut or uncut, though?

If cut, it explains a lot about his mental pathology.

He's Jewish

Actually r48, you meant to say uncut. If he has bad hygiene, then imagine how rancid his foreskin would be.

Drugs and mental illness are great for keeping you skinny.

R50 I meant penile mutilation often causes psychological pathology, while intactness might cause physiological pathology.

r50 Given his bad hygiene, his dick is going to be rancid whether he has a foreskin or not.

I could give him a sponge bathe if he’s dirty

Why is this in Playboy?

Do they think straight men will be turned on by this?

Playboy is promoting trans persons now.

I wouldn't bang him unless he bathed, took lithium and klonopin and wore socks.

I wouldn't bang him if Henry Cavill made a threesome with him a condition of dating.

What if Ezra just watches from the closet?

Would he have any of his many, many guns with him?

The grooming minors thing aside, if Ezra trimmed his toenails and had better hygiene. He'd be the sexiest man in Hollywood.

The unmitigated harlotry.

Another pic from Playboy showing the rear view

Legs in the air

Is this a recent photshoot?

It's from 2018

It's unbelievable to me he was doing photo shoots like this four years ago and Warner would still not admit to themselves he was going to be a problem.

Four years ago he was considered a trans gender icon and WB was eager to cash in.

[quote] I like men who look like men. I guess that excludes the non-binaries.

I wonder if those "non-binaries" get any sex?

The smell of their madness must surely repel any possible mating.

I notice his feet are black

R70, it’s been reported that he believes the government is tracking him through his shoes and goes barefoot everywhere. He’ll even step on broken glass and bleed out, leaving other people to clean up for him.

Seriously. That’s a legitimate rumor.

Where did you hear that?

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There was controversy when he was cast. Some people thought a pot smoking, non-binary, polyamourous actor shouldn't play a superhero.

r63, that ain’t nothing but a teaspoon of ass and I would bet money he doesn’t douche before taking cock up his dirty ass.

Dirty dirty crazy boy, very sexy, just for FUCKING. Would use ropes, toys, wax, piss, and pimp him out. Whatever get a rise out of him and me.

I've had dirty boys like that presenting with unclean holes. Just work their douching into the humiliating sex play. Don't let them get away with presenting fudge packed fuck holes. Punish them.

This is sexier. And I'm not even joking. For one thing, he's a legitimate superhero. For another, you can bet his feet are clean.

This is not Ezra Miller in Playboy.

It is Ezra Miller in British GQ.

How did I not see any of these besides the pink rabbit one?

Is British GQ a porno mag?

He looks like he probably smells in the OP photo. His skin looks to be coated with a fine layer of mung.

Hmmm, at R19 he's got his poonanny cracked open. I hope he wore a panty liner.

He likes being coy, revealing half his ass crack.

I'd rather see Grant Gustin in these poses. It'd be way sexier.

^Grant Gustin

He has a nice body

Love don't go away

Come back this way

And stay forever and ever

Please stay....

He's cute and has a great body. However, too much baggage no one needs.

He has a spankable little butt.

Since when does PLAYBOY feature pictorials of near naked sexy men ? Have they lost their straight male audience ?

I think Playboy has an identity issue since Hefner stepped down and even more so after he died and they are pandering to everybody but pleasing nobody. Regardless of the male models, trans models, obese models, etc etc. Nobody is buying a magazine to look at hot nude women anymore and the journalism which it was also famous can easily just be found in Rolling Stone and The Atlantic or various websites.

IT IS NOT PLAYBOY. IT IS BRITISH GQ.

The weird thing is he has a nice body, and he has a great face. But those photos were just not hot at all.

He's beautiful but his aura is menacing not sexual.

I’d rather see him in bondage gear

R96 Them lol

If he's trans why doesn't he shave his chest?

I really believe he's just using the trans angle to get away with preying on women. He's the modern hetero Michael Jackson. With guns.

I think he’s grotesque, physically and as a human being.

Imagine a straight dude picks up the latest issue of Playboy, flips directly to the centerfold only to discover Ezra, clad only in heels, spreading his cheeks apart exposing his asshole.

If a straight man isn't aroused by Ezra's mussy then he is transphobic and must be cancelled!

Who is this intended for? Straight people aren't turned by it and it doesn't seem like gays find it sexy either.

Can someone tell me what is wrong with his feet? I've seen references to how disgusting they are but no photos. Are they infected or misshapen?

They look fine in the GQ pics. He likes to walk around barefoot so sometimes they do appear gross and neglected.

[quot] If he's trans why doesn't he shave his chest?

How dare you body shame a womxn for not conforming to patriarchal standards of personal grooming and hair removal! Next you'll be saying they should smile more!

Well it couldn't hurt!

I think he's schizophrenic or takes drugs that cause a schizophrenic like state of mind and is reluctant to wear shoes because he believes that they are government mind control devices.

He's fixated on being the Messiah who's going to save Indigenous peoples. Maybe going barefoot is supposed to connect him to the Earth.

Was Goodbye Horses playing during the photoshoot?

Feet are points of contact with the ground, good conductors of the magical or spiritual fluid with which a holy man is charged.

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Walking around barefoot does not create nasty looking feet like his. He just doesn't like to cut his toenails

In R6 and R64 the soles of his feet are black. I assume it's done on purpose, maybe to hide his jagged toenails.

I'd like to see his pink rosebud.

[quote]It's unbelievable to me he was doing photo shoots like this four years ago and Warner would still not admit to themselves he was going to be a problem.

Seriously. Nobody at Warner Bros. ever said "this guy is batshit, perhaps we shouldn't cast him in a multi-billion dollar franchise."

I imagine several people at Warner were saying that, but he clearly has someone protecting him. Which actually should make it fairly easy to work out who, given how many top-level departures there have been since the Discovery takeover. Who's still there who would've had that kind of power back then and still has it now?

He was also in the Fantastic Beasts franchise which has mercifully been canceled.

For someone who likes to act all edgy he’s sure been in some mainstream pieces of crap

He has a cult full of concubines to support.

As well as babies allegedly on the way.

With those genes they'll be the prettiest inmates in the asylum!

So they're having sex orgies on this farm?

His nipples are erect in the first pic.

I didn’t jerk off to it, but I did throw up to it.

He's fun!

I think he really needs to go full Jim Jones.

Maybe if he gained 50 pounds.

I'm guessing he's 8 inches cut with a piercing.

I hope he does another spread.

I'd like to see him pose as a sexy schoolmarm.

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He sounds exhausting

Has he transitioned yet?

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Ezra Miller is OP and R134.

He's a freak - lock him up.

He's hot when he's not talking.

Any random L.A. restaurant has at least one waiter or bartender who is much hotter and less crazy.

Lol not me but I'm the last straight guy on DL

The thing is, in his Flash trailers, wearing normal clothes and sporting a normal hairstyle, he's attractive and sexy.

But in his photo shoots, or on the red carpet, or on the street, he has his hair styled and wears the kind of clothing of an annoying hipster doofus trying to look outrageous. As such, he's completely unattractive.

It is disgusting.

Is he still trans?

He should do another spread wearing a sexy Flash costume with the crotch cut out.

Gotta be something under there I can gronk.

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Send the freak to jail already.

Nobody is hiring them for movies so we might get to see a lot more nudity!😄

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He’s so hot

I didn't realize men posed for Playboy.

Ezra is a they/them!

Never mind.

R151 I know, but what word does one use, if not man or woman ?

Also, It's not Playboy. Maybe it's Playperson.

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Not me. I get off on men, not on mentally ill non-binaries.

Sterilize him, quickly.

The complete lack of human expression is a concern. Like a slightly melted mannequin head with nothing but dead eyes and a lazy sneer left.

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No, but I can 🤢 when I’m looking at him…

Get rid of him. Plenty of much better-looking (and less insane) actors waiting tables in LA.

He's thicc!

I admit that I've spilled several loads to the image at OP.

Love the body, the chest hair, the pits, the pubes, and what looks like a big cock that was clumsily edited out of the photo.

Corn chip toenails and a nose full of blackheads