I ate stewed prunes for the first time this afternoon…

I make prune tarts with stewed prunes. They are wonderful.

If you shat that much you must have eaten a ton of the things.

You could probably stand to lose 20lbs so what's the issue?

Ask Greg, he knows.

Ask Greg, he knows.

Ask Greg, he knows.

Ask Greg, he knows.

Ask Greg, he knows.

Ask Greg, he knows.

Who should OP ask?

The only time I had explosive diarrhea when not ill or food poisoning was when I ate stewed prunes, OP. They will F. You. Up.

Who's Greg?

Oh, Greg the cook? How did they taste, OP? How much did you eat?

Stealth scat thread.

Nothing stealth about it r13. Sometimes people just need to talk about shit. Why did you open the thread if it didn’t interest you?

I’ve never had stewed prunes but keep those little cans of prune juice in my pantry. When I need to help move things along, a half a can gets things going within an hour.

OP, I thought that's what they're for.

[quote] Ask Greg, he knows.

R3, No.

[quote] Ask Greg, he knows.

R4, No.

[quote] Ask Greg, he knows.

R5, No.

[quote] Ask Greg, he knows.

R6, No.

[quote] Ask Greg, he knows.

R7, No.

[quote] Ask Greg, he knows.

R8, No.

Greg knows.

[quote] Greg knows.

But I don't. I never eat stewed prunes.

I love stewed prunes. You are pretending to be me.

"Digestive track?"

Are you all children?

OP: Naomi Klein

Even the word prune sounds unsexy.

Prunes help to clean your digestive tract out. I drink a cup of prune juice every Sunday evening so I can wake up Monday morning and after evacuation I feel so clean inside and out.

I have a hot boyfriend who cleans me out every night, no prune juice needed.

The Olsen Twins say "prune" when posing on a red carpet, as it gives them the perfect mouth shape for photos