Poo Shoes does an extra special rendition of "The Christmas Shoes"
The Datalounge Chorale ends the show with "God Rest Ye MARY Gentlemen"
Who else is appearing?
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Poo Shoes does an extra special rendition of "The Christmas Shoes"
The Datalounge Chorale ends the show with "God Rest Ye MARY Gentlemen"
Who else is appearing?
by Anonymous | reply 203 | December 16, 2023 6:52 PM |
Greg presents in the cooking show his Xmas Cookies: Prunes and Cod and Chocolate!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 25, 2022 3:45 PM |
Sandra Lee shows everyone how to make Kwanzaa Cak
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 25, 2022 3:47 PM |
I’ll sing Maryland, My Maryland in honor of the Confederacy.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 25, 2022 3:48 PM |
Brendad Ickson hosts "Putting the Christ Back in Christmas--And Me Back in Show Biz!"
This elaborately produced video was filmed on an iPhone 5 and shows Brendad talking from the red carpet (a red bath mat). In the background, we can hear the sheriff banging on her condo door, trying to serve eviction papers. Brendad raised her voice to drown him out, yelling: "Well, HELLO! I'm currently at the Oscars" in front of her dingy shower curtain.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 25, 2022 3:52 PM |
Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO, appears in commercials, selling autographed replicas of the holiday-themed cardigan she was wearing "on that very special night. Paintbrush garrote sold separately."
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 25, 2022 3:55 PM |
The Lange Loon, presents an hour-long monologue, “She’s Divine,” regarding former television actress Jessica Lange.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 25, 2022 3:57 PM |
Analyze this Ass, the musical review! Dozens of men go-go dance and pause to present hole on a huge television screen. Hosted by Bradley Cooper, Henry Cavill and Jake Gylenhaal.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 25, 2022 4:09 PM |
I’m 65 but look 25 - this annual favorite has always amused. Several seniors who think they look young walk the runway and are questioned by Gen Z about current trends and pop culture. To date, not one senior has fooled the young people and won this pageant.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 25, 2022 4:16 PM |
Julian and Landon duet on "Oh, cum, all ye faithful"
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 25, 2022 4:23 PM |
That’s my opinion! - through statistical analysis, the top ten DL posters who pick random fights on multiple threads battle for dominance in this reading challenge. Whoever lands the best insults wins an imaginary prize but is secretly permanently banned. Hosted by PollTroll and gay legend, Steve Kornacki.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 25, 2022 4:23 PM |
But I’m a Millionaire - several Dataloungers who claim to be millionaires have their bank statements analyzed on stage by the stunning Suze Orman. Suze shows the receipts and tosses the phony bums off the stage. The actual millionaires must commit to making larger charitable donations.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 25, 2022 4:31 PM |
Froy To The World!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 25, 2022 4:44 PM |
Andy’s Choice - Andy Cohen comes on stage believing he is receiving a lifetime achievement award from his best Judy, Anderson Cooper. But Andy is slimed in green goo and then forced to walk an impossible obstacle course. He never gets to talk and falls repeatedly for 30 minutes to hysterical audience laughter.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 25, 2022 4:53 PM |
Helen Lawson sings “Come! They told me! Pah-Rub-My-Bum’s-Buns”.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 25, 2022 4:58 PM |
Steve Harvey hosts a very special DL-Xmas edition of the Family Feud, with the TRA family versus the TERF family. Hilarity (and bloodshed) ensues.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 25, 2022 5:00 PM |
I look forward to the Darfur Orphan's rendition of "All I Want for Christmas" every year.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 25, 2022 5:58 PM |
We need a bunch of kitschy has-beens from the 80s to sing "Do They Know It's Christmas?" to Darfur Orphan
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 25, 2022 6:00 PM |
Dee Plorable does a rousing rendition of "I'm Licking Trump's Taint For Christmas"
Special guest rap by Kanye West
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 25, 2022 6:01 PM |
that office photo from the 1920's comes to life and destroys the whole world wide web
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 25, 2022 6:02 PM |
"I'm Glad My Son's Not a Fag This Christmas" by Dick Delaware
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 25, 2022 6:07 PM |
In “I Dream of Weenie,” Nicolas Fairford spends an entire hour on how to delicately prepare for bottoming. His presentation is interrupted several times by the screams of delight from gay men in the audience.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 25, 2022 6:12 PM |
The Hissing Eldergays join John Oates and Andrew Ridgely in a adequate rendition of "Jingle Bell Rock." Word has it that John and Andrew came cheaper than Darryl Hall by himself.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 25, 2022 6:22 PM |
"His presentation of hole is interrupted several times..."
There. Fixed it for you, R22!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 25, 2022 6:31 PM |
In “St. Meryl v. She Knew,” gay men analyze and argue in depth over the career of movie legend Meryl Streep. Note: this event will have extra security.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 25, 2022 6:33 PM |
I love a good, old-fashioned family sing-along, so let's have the entire Trump family around the tree singing. Note: this event will have no security at all.
Hint, hint...
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 25, 2022 6:39 PM |
A Madonna Family Intervention - Madonna’s children will reveal all secrets about their mother and the gay audience will engage in dialogue and make suggestions for wardrobe improvements and rehabilitation. Hosted by Timothee Chalamet and Lady Gaga
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 25, 2022 6:42 PM |
I think we should save that one for our New Years Resolutions episode, R27. Nobody likes a bloody Christmas...
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 25, 2022 6:43 PM |
The Giudice Girls—Giardia, Tagliatelle, Escherichia, and Amoeba—entertain with such Tri-State holiday classics as "Santa, Bring Me a Goombah This Christmas."
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 25, 2022 6:47 PM |
Golden Girls will appear as holograms ala Nat King Cole, MJ and Elvis.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 25, 2022 6:59 PM |
The Lawrence Welk singers will do an upbeat skit about the Pennsylvania Snow Shovel Shootings, where they incorporate their versions of pop and rock music. The big finale is their singing Cher's song, "Bang! Bang! My baby shot me down!" They then lay in the fake flakes and make bloody snow angels.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 25, 2022 7:09 PM |
Two drag queens dressed as Meryl Streep and Glenn Close will perform selected scenes from Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 25, 2022 7:36 PM |
Saoirse Ronan Sings the Blues
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 25, 2022 7:39 PM |
Ronan Farrow sings "My Heart Belongs to Daddy."
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 25, 2022 7:54 PM |
It's a Mama's Mussy Cagemeat Spectacular Christmas!
That's right folks! Mama's most treasured, most violent, and longest sentenced convicts get together to sing your favorite carols, including Silver Balls, The Little Cummer Boy, Here Cums Santa's Ass, Frosty The Blowman, Have Yourself a MARY! Little Christmas, O Cum All Ye Bateful, Away In A Stranger and many more!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 25, 2022 7:59 PM |
^^^ All shirtless, of course?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 25, 2022 8:03 PM |
Tomatoes to the Face - Three goes of Datalounge, Megyn Kelly, Meghan McCain and Meghan Markle, agree to stand for charity and let audience members throw rotten tomatoes in their face. All ages welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 25, 2022 8:12 PM |
^ foes
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 25, 2022 8:12 PM |
^Hoes
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 25, 2022 8:14 PM |
Bittersweet: this year we'll have the Queen's Christmas Message from a new queen...
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 25, 2022 8:14 PM |
"A Drag Queen Christmas" LIVE from Doris Day Elementary School.
Dressed as "Judy Garland on Meth," the drunk drag queen Sofonda Cox sings to the second graders: "Have yourself a merry little Christmas . . . KIDDING! I hope you get fucking NOTHING you worthless little cunts!"
Abrupt cut to commercial for the new Fleet enema with an enormous black veiny dong insertion tip. "Pre-lubed, not like any of you bitches need it!"
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 25, 2022 8:28 PM |
Can we please have RuPaul reading "Twas the Night Before Christmas" by the fire? Think of the children!!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 25, 2022 8:37 PM |
Emceed by a drunk Don Lemon, for the first half hour. (He mysteriously disappears after the second commercial break).
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 25, 2022 8:58 PM |
Helenesque all round, you fat whores.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 25, 2022 9:03 PM |
Brought to you by Velveeta
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 25, 2022 9:22 PM |
The 10-minute holiday game show "A Christmas Clocking" hosted by Charlotte Clymer, dressed as, we are told, Sexy Mrs. Claus.
The studio audience has to guess which of the three contestants are either cis women or trans women who think they are 100% passing.
The show is over in three seconds, the studio audience having instantly guessed that they are all trans.
The remaining time is spent lecturing the audience about how it was literal violence to guess correctly.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 25, 2022 9:34 PM |
Sarah Porkalub sings select 1970s tv theme songs.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 25, 2022 9:39 PM |
Elf on the Shelf has probably witnessed A LOT. Lol, I never thought about that before.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 25, 2022 9:44 PM |
Anderson and Andy Cohen are emceeing. Both had a little too much spiked eggnog
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 25, 2022 10:19 PM |
The 3 Ghosts of Christmas are played by the ghosts of Carol Channing, Bea Arthur, and Elaine Strich
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 25, 2022 10:22 PM |
Tomatoes to the Face: Men - not to be undone by the Megan’s, three unlikable men, Billy Eichner, Billy Porter and Billy Bush, agree to take rotten tomatoes to the face for charity. The audience also pummels guest host, Kanye West.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 25, 2022 10:34 PM |
I'm Dreaming of a White Spremacy Christmas, performed by Nick Fuentes, Marge Taylor Greene, and the Neo Nazi Chorale
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 25, 2022 10:40 PM |
Wait a minute R46! That's just a rip-off of last year's contest, Who Smells Fish?!!!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 25, 2022 10:41 PM |
Santa & Ladybugs puts DL in the holiday mood.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 25, 2022 11:29 PM |
I Saw Mommy Kissing Slenderman, by Ivanka and Jared's kids
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 25, 2022 11:58 PM |
No need to reinvent the flat tire.
You're welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 26, 2022 12:03 AM |
Angels We Have Hears While High by Johnny Depp
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 26, 2022 12:56 AM |
Jesus will shimmy out of his flowing gown down to a white sequined g-string, turn around, and present Christmas hole.
The faithful shall fall to their knees in anticipation of His turning around once again. Glory!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 26, 2022 1:18 AM |
Kim Guilfoyle will dance with Jesus
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 26, 2022 2:16 AM |
Who is bringing the Yule Log?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 26, 2022 2:21 AM |
Erna 😔 r61
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 26, 2022 2:36 AM |
I've got your Yule Log right here, R51!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 26, 2022 2:51 AM |
This special needs a host, so let it be
Julianne Moore
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 26, 2022 3:05 AM |
Kathy Griffin should host
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 26, 2022 4:44 AM |
Let’s all scissor!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 26, 2022 9:11 AM |
Janet Jackson huffs and puffs her way through a cooking segment: Deep Fried Red Bull Flavored Pork Balls in Cheese Sauce. No matter how they mike her the sound is too thin.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 26, 2022 10:39 AM |
Richard Madden stars in "A Festive Fisting", where our Hollywood hunk preps a massive 25 pound turkey for a very special holiday meal. After a detailed tutorial and rounds of various holiday staples like massive onions, apples, oranges, and a generous faggot of herbs are constantly stuffed in and out of the generously buttered up bird, a special curtain is pulled to reveal that our very special turkey is none other than Froy himself.
It's a festive fisting for the whole family!!!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 26, 2022 12:37 PM |
Blanche was appalled who.was playing Santa.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 26, 2022 1:12 PM |
R70 So sad to see Caitlyn's emaciated legs.
She ain't winning no decathlon medals with those gams.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 26, 2022 1:43 PM |
Something tells me that special guest star Madonna will be appearing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, and well, you get it.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 26, 2022 1:48 PM |
"[knocking]Madonna, on in one! [knocking] Madonna, we need you on your mark NOW! [knocking] Miss Madonna, are you in there? [knocking] Why is this door locked? [knocking] Madonna, are you OK in there? [banging door down] Oh my God!"
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 26, 2022 2:09 PM |
Annie Lennox will perform It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 26, 2022 3:02 PM |
What a feeling! In a moving tribute to Irene Cara, lesbians Sandra Bullock, Nupita L’yongo and Saoirse Ronan read the late singer’s diary entries. Ben Platt dons a Flashdance cut sweatshirt & sings in the moving style of Miss Cara.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 26, 2022 3:11 PM |
The Datalounge choir, resplendent in glittery red caftans and eating pints of ice cream, will delight everyone with cheery renditions of "It's Beginning to look a Lot Like Fistmas", "Angels We have Heard Screaming on High" and their very own rendition of "Happy Christmas - Sizemeat Verificata".
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 26, 2022 3:22 PM |
Jennifer Warnes was going to sing on the special, but she just cancelled cause you bitches were so mean about her appearance in the late 70s
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 26, 2022 4:01 PM |
Madonna performs her version of "Santa Baby" while wearing pasties and assless chaps. She insists on a "Kari Lake" filter. Rocco and Lourdes show up to drag her off the stage after a couple minutes of humiliation
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 26, 2022 4:12 PM |
I will sing my favorite Christmas carol, "Cod Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen."
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 26, 2022 5:31 PM |
Richard Simmons makes his comeback, leading an aerobics routine to Jingle Bells
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 26, 2022 6:07 PM |
Armie Hammer will do a dramatic reading of the lyrics of "The Little Drummer Boy:"
"Cum! They told me..."
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 26, 2022 6:11 PM |
Armie Sings Good King Wenceslas. And when he gets to the line about "the feast of Stephen" he literally eats a guy named Stephen
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 26, 2022 6:14 PM |
Ding Dongs, Merrily I'm High
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 26, 2022 6:19 PM |
Apparently the Datalounge Choir is not done. There was a screaming fight over whether or not to drain the pasta. Pots and pans are flying.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 26, 2022 6:21 PM |
Three will be a raffle, and the winning Datalounger will get to be the centerpiece of the big finale, "It's Beginning to be a Bukake Christmas."
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 26, 2022 6:37 PM |
Streaming LIVE from the free clinic, Ben Platt and Andy Cohen perform “I’m Adorable; Why Won’t You Love Me?”
No, Folks, we have a Suboxone program; Methadone is across the street!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 26, 2022 6:48 PM |
Christmas Dinner with Ye, Trump, and Nick Fuentes
Featuring the hit "I'll Be a Nazi For Christmas"
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 26, 2022 6:56 PM |
No Christmas is complete without our favorite acapella inclusivity group, The Handicapables!!!! Here they are in their mobility scooters forming a nearly perfect tree!
“Gladys, pull in your flipper! Your ruining our formation!”
Tod always has the latest stent.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 26, 2022 9:21 PM |
*you;re”
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 26, 2022 9:21 PM |
I wonder, r10, if Julian and Landon might prefer to sing The Dreidel Song.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 26, 2022 9:54 PM |
I am the gone but not forgotten Christmas Mouse.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 26, 2022 9:56 PM |
I'm not sure if his last meal consisted of fecal matter, r92, but the "motherfucking moose" did die. You fucking cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 26, 2022 10:04 PM |
R91, as long as they appear shirtless while singing it
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 26, 2022 10:08 PM |
Hermey the Elf appears with his new boyfriend
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 26, 2022 10:09 PM |
We Wish You a Merry Piss-mas by the Golden Showers Tabernacle Choir
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 26, 2022 10:54 PM |
Special appearance by Buster Murdaugh singing his new hit single - 'I took care of the Ida 'hos'
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 26, 2022 11:04 PM |
Grumpy Old Fags and Bitter Old Hags rendition of "Come All Ye Faithful"
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 26, 2022 11:22 PM |
DL's Trolls with "Do You Hear What I Hear?""
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 26, 2022 11:26 PM |
Muriel decrees it must be pay per view.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 26, 2022 11:38 PM |
The Hairy Armpit tambourine & ukelele Jamboree feat. Witchypoo Drum Circle - Your menstrual blood is sweeter than organic cranberry sauce.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 26, 2022 11:38 PM |
Our three resident trolls (Crazy Matt, DeFuckto, Brooklyn Seacow) as the three not-so-wise but still ugly men.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 26, 2022 11:40 PM |
I’m the craft table staff - our team has two of the most dependable dealers in this area and another who’s good for weed.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 27, 2022 12:56 AM |
I'm the adoptee refugees taking a break from being the first line of defense against riot police at protests to bake all the seasonal nutloaf for sale in the lobby.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 27, 2022 1:04 AM |
Audra McDonald appears courtesy of Chipotle.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 27, 2022 1:06 AM |
I'm the spotted dick.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 27, 2022 1:07 AM |
Kreestmas? Who give a FUK about Kreestmas?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 27, 2022 1:08 AM |
R108, did they preserve Michael Jackson’s dick for posterity?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 27, 2022 1:22 AM |
I'm the Datalounge holiday special that conclusively proves that Jesus never lived, but still argues for expensive gifts.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 27, 2022 1:29 AM |
Bea Arthur, fresh off her wowza number in the Star Wars Holiday Special, will be headlining.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 27, 2022 1:31 AM |
Oh, the Humanity!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 27, 2022 1:12 PM |
I'm the Glory [To The Birth of Our Savior] Holes.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 27, 2022 2:04 PM |
I'm the Opening of the Advent Calendar Contest. Behind every panel is the welcoming rosebud of an Insta Ho.
If the contestant guesses whose asshole it is correctly, they have to sing "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" while gargling a mouthful of cum from the Insta Ho.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 27, 2022 2:22 PM |
R115 that sounds fun.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 27, 2022 2:52 PM |
In part 2 of R68 's "A Festive Fisting", we are once again treated to everyone's favorite glass-closeted Hollywood hunk Mr. Richard Madden, who now sheds his leather apron and gloves to thunderous applause for chaps, leather thong, and jacket complete with a full chain leash attached to two eager new pups ready for Daddy Madden's night of festivities.
We are once again treated to quite a show of tricks and treats. Each pup is put through their paces in a series of festive holiday events including 'pin the tail on the puppy', a musical flogging session set to "Good King Wenceslas", and a very special butt play session where each boy is forced to ride a massive dildo in the shape of none other than Sam Smith. And boy do they! A shower of red and green confetti ends the night as each pup impales himself multiple times over.
As our show nears its end, each pup mask is pulled off to reveal that we are, once again, treated to none other than our favorite resident forever-twink Froy and, this time, Madden's ex, Brandon Flynn. Froy and Flynn proceed to get into a little tiff, biting and snapping at each other, and once again papa Madden has to set each pup right by smacking those lily white asses. Our segment comes to a fabulous end as Madden saddles up Santa's sleigh and each pup pulls the reigns out of the studio to the tune of, you guessed it, the holiday classic "Sleigh Ride" sung by none other than television's Weezy Jefferson.
It's a "Holiday Pup Play" for all to enjoy.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 27, 2022 2:55 PM |
In “I Don’t Like You Either,” Chris Pratt, Kevin Hart, The Rock and Mark Wahlberg struggle to explain to a gay audience why they are popular. A holiday singalong goes horribly wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 27, 2022 2:58 PM |
For this year’s misogyny montage, it’s people throwing hot peach pie at older mothers and aunts. “Oooh, it burns!” Such fun.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 27, 2022 3:49 PM |
I’m the Christmas cunt
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 27, 2022 3:49 PM |
r98 r99 r100 r102
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 27, 2022 3:51 PM |
[quote]Richard Madden stars in "A Festive Fisting", where our Hollywood hunk preps a massive 25 pound turkey for a very special holiday meal. After a detailed tutorial and rounds of various holiday staples like massive onions, apples, oranges, and a generous faggot of herbs are constantly stuffed in and out of the generously buttered up bird, a special curtain is pulled to reveal that our very special turkey is none other than Froy himself.
Followed by Froy, dressed in a risqué elf outfit, singing "I Saw Daddy Fisting Santa Claus."
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 27, 2022 7:14 PM |
The Senatrice and a chorus of eldergays (known as The Silver Belles) dressed in antebellum hoop skirt outfits sing "O Cum Like Old Faithful."
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 27, 2022 7:15 PM |
[quote] Madden has to set each pup right by smacking those lily white asses.
So Froy’s ass isn’t one of those?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 27, 2022 7:19 PM |
r122 r123
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 27, 2022 7:25 PM |
I'm the busy exit doors when Lucile Ball starts singing "We Need A Little Christmas."
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 27, 2022 8:40 PM |
Christine Pedi performing "The 12 Divas of Christmas."
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 27, 2022 8:41 PM |
You'll be fine, exit doors @ r126 I'm going to have a little talk with Lucy before that happens
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 27, 2022 8:54 PM |
[quote]the "motherfucking moose" did die. You fucking cunt.
And I will cradle his cremation urn in my tiny little paws. You gaping asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 27, 2022 8:58 PM |
The Mantiques sing a medley of old favorites
by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 27, 2022 9:12 PM |
The Mouse is dead, son. Accept it.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 27, 2022 9:51 PM |
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true DL gave to me....
12 Lindseys Leaping, 11 faghags dancing, 10 peckers poking, 9 cummers cumming, 8 cocks a-milking, 7 Seacows swimming, 6 mens a-laying...
FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS....
4 Golden Girls, 3 Hung French men, 2 gaping holes...
AND A SUSAN DE-YYYYY IN A PEAR TREE! (who has yet to comment)
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 27, 2022 9:54 PM |
Melanoma Trump and Zsa Zsa Gabor pair up to recreate the legendary Sweeney Sisters BELLS medley complete with gowns. Everything goes well until Melanoma lies and says that Zsa Zsa’s accent is fake whereupon Gabor slaps her like she did the Beverly Hills cop.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 27, 2022 10:08 PM |
I'm the Concerned Christian Homemaker who just said, "Merry Christmas." I've been wrestled to the floor by DL queens told, "Say 'Happy Holidays' cunt!" and given a comb out.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 27, 2022 11:09 PM |
Our Special Celebrity Roast this year honors Jay Leno - with impersonations by Rumor Willis and Shawn Wayans.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | November 27, 2022 11:54 PM |
Everybody's favorite harpy, Karen, will salute the great Jim Croce by singing "Operator, can you help me place this call....to corporate?"
by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 28, 2022 12:22 AM |
I'm a concerned "Moms For Liberty" trying to get this special banned from the airwaves
Stop polluting Caden, Jaden, and Aiden's eyes with this homosexual filth!
by Anonymous | reply 137 | November 28, 2022 1:33 AM |
[quote] So Froy’s ass isn’t one of those?
LOL! Our precious little concha may be white-passing, but you know that little butt is pasty white.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | November 28, 2022 2:13 AM |
Just in: the Trolls of Datalounge Chorus will be singing their rendition of "White (Adjacent) Christmas."
by Anonymous | reply 139 | November 28, 2022 3:02 AM |
[quote] that office photo from the 1920's comes to life
Or maybe we could have a living tableau of that Christmas party photo.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | November 28, 2022 3:28 AM |
R138, what’s “concha”?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 28, 2022 3:45 AM |
A Miami Sound Machine song, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | November 28, 2022 3:50 AM |
I am the live fireside reading of Twas the night before Christmas by the Shit brick house troll.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | November 28, 2022 4:59 AM |
Let's knit a puny cock sock for the Shit Brickhouse troll, while sitting by the fire
by Anonymous | reply 144 | November 28, 2022 6:13 PM |
r144 It's a puny COCKLET.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | November 28, 2022 6:21 PM |
DL needs a real Queen. One that is eloquent, charming, inspiring, and unifying.
Well, maybe not Lindsabeth II. She belongs to Mar-A-Lago and is loaned to Herschel for another week.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | November 28, 2022 9:03 PM |
R147, will that be shown during one of the commercial break?
by Anonymous | reply 148 | November 28, 2022 9:23 PM |
Breaks
by Anonymous | reply 149 | November 28, 2022 9:23 PM |
Oops, wrong thread @ r147. I guess still the season.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | November 28, 2022 9:25 PM |
Herschel can do a cameo with his boyfriend, Lindsey
by Anonymous | reply 151 | November 28, 2022 10:58 PM |
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer performed by the Lindseybelles.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | November 28, 2022 11:00 PM |
[quote]We need a bunch of kitschy has-beens from the 80s to sing "Do They Know It's Christmas?" to Darfur Orphan.
While tossing him about like a beach ball. He can't weigh that much.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | November 28, 2022 11:11 PM |
Boy George can recreate his "Do They Know It's Christmas" bit
by Anonymous | reply 154 | November 28, 2022 11:32 PM |
[Quote]We need a bunch of kitschy has-beens from the 80s to sing "Do They Know It's Christmas?" to Darfur Orphan
Well, we're not from the 80s but my friends and I can help out...
by Anonymous | reply 156 | November 29, 2022 12:46 AM |
And now, we cross live to Times Square where Melissa Beth Miller will perform Away In A Manger. In Pig Latin!
by Anonymous | reply 157 | November 29, 2022 12:47 AM |
[quote]While tossing him about like a beach ball. He can't weigh that much.
He could stand to lose a few.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | November 29, 2022 1:24 AM |
I'm the pass around latino party bottom who starts the real fun once the wife and kid are fast asleep!
She doesn't suspect a thing!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | November 29, 2022 1:36 AM |
The Broadway Blow Job Competition will give new meaning to a "White Christmas..."
by Anonymous | reply 160 | November 29, 2022 2:42 AM |
Christmas greetings DL from Mar-a-Lago.
As you hang your balls, wishing you titillating moments for the season.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | November 29, 2022 10:08 AM |
R161 how sweet. Looky there! Froy in his natural habitat... and always with his favorite - the eldergays. The center of attention, once again.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | November 29, 2022 10:54 AM |
Back in the sling again
by Anonymous | reply 164 | November 29, 2022 12:44 PM |
I'm Bruce Vilanch as Candace Cameron Bure in the sketch parodying GAC Christian Christmas TV-movies.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | November 29, 2022 2:32 PM |
I’m the LIVE audience bussed in from private prison. Steve Doocy, our very special host who was available in this building this evening, is trying to find out what “commissary” means.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | November 30, 2022 1:29 AM |
I read that as a live audience BUSSEYED in...
by Anonymous | reply 167 | November 30, 2022 1:34 AM |
A duet of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” between Madison and Cousin Stephen is in order. Cue Stephen checking Mad’s crotch for vital signs.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | November 30, 2022 1:54 AM |
[quote]A duet of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” between Madison and Cousin Stephen
"Baby It's Dead in My Pants"
by Anonymous | reply 169 | November 30, 2022 2:05 AM |
I'm the wonky eyed Christmas carolers, wearing their finest Christmas caftans!
by Anonymous | reply 170 | November 30, 2022 2:12 AM |
I'm the extra fifteen minutes of the special allotted to Jewish performers doing Hanukkah songs -just to drive Trump, Kanye, and the right-wing crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | November 30, 2022 2:15 AM |
DL icon, “Mother” Pence has a list and knows if you have been naughty or nice.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | November 30, 2022 2:32 AM |
Legal couldn’t get the rights, so a compilation of Katherine O’Hara’s roles from SCTV and “A Mighty Wind” will play in the background
- because Lance Bass is now holding a telethon raising funds for Doan’s Pills.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | November 30, 2022 5:23 AM |
I’m Brendad Ickson, reporting live from the red carpet of the Salvation Army Soup Kitchen near Century City and my condo. I’m reporting on how the kitchen is helping to serve old, needy people while I’m wearing my 1987 Oscars gown. I’m also loading up on the free commodity cheese, dry milk, and Depends under the alias Jill Abbot.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | November 30, 2022 5:43 AM |
A Christmas caftan wearing Lindsey Graham in front of a mirror, singing, Do You See What I See.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | November 30, 2022 8:22 AM |
Helen Lawson performs “I’ll Plant My Own Christmas Tree” while fondling the chorus boys.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | November 30, 2022 12:28 PM |
Sponsored by Kraft! Look for our recipes in this week's TV Guide.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | November 30, 2022 11:23 PM |
I'm the self-loathing gay incel tasing anybody in drag.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | November 30, 2022 11:25 PM |
"The Jews Killed Jesus" - a heart-warming duet between Ye and Nick Fuentes
by Anonymous | reply 180 | December 1, 2022 7:26 PM |
Since the most of the King Sisters are dead or busy with more important things, I was able to book these guys
by Anonymous | reply 181 | December 1, 2022 8:02 PM |
Scary good
by Anonymous | reply 184 | December 2, 2022 12:36 PM |
If yow have a closah look at moy hole, there’s soom mistletoe down there.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | December 2, 2022 1:35 PM |
I am the angry and heartfelt debate over what Santa's preferred pronouns are, and whether to refer to Mrs. Claus as his "wife" or his "partner"
by Anonymous | reply 186 | December 2, 2022 1:48 PM |
Candace Cameron bought an ad to celebrate traditional marriage!
by Anonymous | reply 187 | December 2, 2022 1:50 PM |
I am the equally heartfelt and heavily debated 600-post threads entitled
"Let's Be Upper Class Rich People Celebrating Christmas"
and
"Let's Be A Frau's Perfect Christmas"
by Anonymous | reply 188 | December 2, 2022 1:51 PM |
R188 Will there be sugar cookies?
by Anonymous | reply 189 | December 2, 2022 1:55 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 190 | December 2, 2022 2:10 PM |
Here's Kanye, singing Feliz Nazi-dad
by Anonymous | reply 191 | December 2, 2022 9:34 PM |
I’m the old lesbian dressed as Santa Claus yelling “That’s Not FUNNY!!!!!!” at every U-Haul joke/ Santa’s sleigh comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | December 3, 2022 5:22 AM |
For the very serious and deeply moving last five minutes of the show, we have a very special guest:
by Anonymous | reply 193 | December 3, 2022 1:39 PM |
Kirk Cameron will be invited to do a reading of his new children's book as the finale to our show but, in a "This Is Your Life" switch, the entire cast will join him onstage before he can get a word out and read him for the filth he is. Guaranteed standing ovation from the studio audience.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | December 11, 2022 2:01 AM |
DL will be treated to a dance by Kimberly Guilfoyle which will include new twerking moves.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | December 11, 2022 1:31 PM |
THE DL GQP FACTION CHORUS WILL SING:
It's beginning to look a lot like Lindzey
Everywhere you go
Take a look at her bottle of gin, it's consumed once again
With hoop skirts and parasols that show
It's beginning to look a lot like Lindzey
Sashaying through the store
But the prettiest sight to see are the gentleman callers
At your own front door
Seeing the pair of pink panties and a package of embroidery hankies
Is the wish of Hershey and Brett
Dildos that'll talk and vibrators that won’t halt
Is the hope of Ted and Gym
And Don and Rudy can’t wait for her to be in Mar-a-Lago again
It's beginning to look a lot like Lindzey
Everywhere you go
There's a gentleman in her parlor, and one tied by the collar in the bedroom as well
It's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind it rough
It's beginning to look a lot like Lindzey
Soon Lindzey’s bells will start
And the thing that'll make 'em ring is the dick one will bring
To Lindzey’s front door
It's beginning to look a lot like Lindzey……….
by Anonymous | reply 197 | December 11, 2022 8:40 PM |
Kudos to Mrs. Patsy Ramsey for rhyming "piping hot biscuits with marmalade" with "the mess that pint-sized harlot made!"
by Anonymous | reply 198 | December 12, 2022 6:59 PM |
I suggest the Gap December 1993 In-Store Playlist as the party's soundtrack:
by Anonymous | reply 199 | December 12, 2022 10:01 PM |
"I'm a Broke Bitch This Christmas" performed by Rudy Giuliani....in drag
by Anonymous | reply 200 | December 15, 2023 11:46 PM |
The opening is Mitzi bringing Joel his Christmas slippers, then segways into a soulful introduction by Paul Lynde by a roaring fire.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | December 16, 2023 2:32 AM |
"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus" by Mike Johnson's black son
by Anonymous | reply 202 | December 16, 2023 6:49 PM |
Stevie Nicks sings "Stand Back- Santa!" and kicks all audience members in their collective CUNTBONES!
by Anonymous | reply 203 | December 16, 2023 6:52 PM |
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