Why do so many dudes find Ryan Reynolds so hot?

Enough.

Because he is Blanche! He is!

His sense of humor.

And he's moderately attractive.

And his body was pretty damned hot in Green Lantern.

Ryan is like Brad Pitt. One of the few guys that straight men would "go gay" for.

They don't

I preferred him when he was lanky, back in his "Whatever it was called and a Pizza Place", sitcom days. He seems pleasingly Canadian, and someone I could use to flee the USA when the need arises.

His self-deprecating humor, his bangin' bod, and his attitude toward everyone seems genuine and caring. Pretty desirable, I must say.

he and MCelhenny are need to make me a sandwich

ugh, so horny I fucked it up, Rob and Ryan, please fuck me from both ends!

Because he's approachable. As a gay teen, I jerked off to this scene countless times.

...and because he's Van Wilder and Deadpool

I don't get it. He's not cute and well, not very.. well, you know ..

[quote] his attitude toward everyone seems genuine and caring

Um, nope.

Not according to TJ Miller.

[quote] Deadpool actor T.J. Miller says he'll never work with Ryan Reynolds again:

"I love him as a comedian, but I think after he got super, super famous from the first Deadpool, then things kinda changed. I think he was like, 'See? You guys see?'"

ontroversial actor and comedian T.J. Miller says he's not interested in returning for Deadpool 3 — or working with Ryan Reynolds ever again — even if he were asked to after the pair had a "weird moment" together on set.

Miller, who played blunt bartender Weasel in the franchise's first two films and has been embroiled in multiple controversies over the years, says he thinks his former costar hates him and recalled a time when Reynolds allegedly requested another take to belittle Miller in front of the cast and crew.

"As the character, he was, like, horrifically mean to me. But to me. As if I'm Weasel," Miller explained on The Adam Carolla Show. "He was like, 'You know what's great about you, Weasel? You're not the star, but you do just enough exposition that it's funny, and then we can leave and get back to the real movie.'"

Miller said the jab took him by surprise. "I just kind of listened and thought it was weird, and then I got off stage because they were like, 'Cut…?,'" he said, adding that the crew seemed uncomfortable after the scene, too.

Miller also suggested the interaction went deeper than just an onscreen dynamic. "That's exactly why he said that," he deadpanned. "Because I'm not funnier than he is at all, right? And I haven't been in more movies than him."

Miller said the moment told him all he needed to know about Reynolds. "Would I work with him again? No. I would not work with him again," he said, adding, "I sorta wish him well because he's so good at Deadpool, and I think it's weird that he hates me."

I heard that too, R11.

He's has a tiny meat.

small disked guys are great on bottom

To each their own r11. I am equally perplexed about the world's joint orgasm over Ryan Gosling. He's cute but not hot to me. I just don't see it.

But what really send me to the moon and back are people insisting that Alexander Skarsgård is hot. The man is average as hell, maybe below average. HIs Sara Michelle Geller nose ruins what could be a handsome face. Yet, gays and girls act like the man is Brad Pitt or something. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when I say that man is basic as hell. But he is an enjoyable actor on screen and harmless.

Ryan Reynolds in green lantern era, and pretty much whenever he’s worked out is what I consider to be an almost “perfect” body. Lean and defined without being grotesque are overly done like the Thor body, or Captain America body.

He also has a really nice amount of body hair not perfectly smooth, but not overly hairy.

He could play Chris Watts

Beady eyes. He looked appealing tied up and shirtless in the Blade sequel, but then he quickly developed his persona into Kevin Bacon 2.0.

r16 if we are going to play that game then I'm gonna have to submit Chris Evans from his Fantastic Four era. Body perfection with the perfect amount of hair and sexy face.

I mean, ain't no gay man kicking this out of their bed.

[quote] I mean, ain't no gay man kicking this out of their bed.

OP asked about straight men.

Strangelly, they do find Reynolds attractive, but not Chris Evans.

^ I really don’t know what “straight” guys you know but almost every supposedly straight dude I’ve known that has even mildly admitted to being possibly attracted to and / or putting for another dude - it was always for a very stereotypical macho / almost over the top masculine he-beast with big muscles etc. Not a Ryan Reynolds. lol

Putting out^

Bump

R21, countless straight dudes are on TikTok saying how hot Chris Evans is.

He always makes me laugh in DEADPOOL and he's kinda hot in his moves and poses.

Who's the hottest girl in Marvel?

Deadpool: Spiderman.

The reference to Chris Evans’ Captain America is rooted in straight-identified dudes’ recognition that Chris is hot.

I find him so phony. From what I read in an article, he admitted it to being all an act and that he has no sense of humor and is constantly anxious in real life.

You can’t tell me some fun upbeat happy guy with a genuine sense of humor would be married to Blake Lively.

How can you pretend to have a sense of humor?

I agree R19!!!

I agree R19

too smug

My straight male feedback over the last several years suggests Brad Pitt, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth all eclipse Ryan Reynolds. In fact, I've never heard Ryan mentioned.

Johnny Depp used to be on the list until he wasn't. Ditto Brendan Frasier.

I suspect the above names get referenced because they're all handsome enough to be "understandable" but not so outrageous as to suggest the man considering the option is actually gay. The outlier is Downey, who gets a pass because he's Tony Stark.

Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, Stallone, Ah-nuld and other hyper-male figures don't play into the game.

R29 Have you ever heard of Lucille Ball? She admits to not being a funny person in real life and that she was an actress.

I’ll have to find the article about Ryan Reynolds but even the journalist said he was surprised how different Ryan’s voice was off camera.

Ryan is an actor.

[Quote] if we are going to play that game then I'm gonna have to submit Chris Evans

Ooh I'll play too. I would like to add DL fave Henry to the list.

“ Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, Stallone, Ah-nuld and other hyper-male figures don't play into the game.”

What does this mean?

As a horny teenager, I remember jacking off to the shirtless scenes of him in the “Amityville Horror” remake. He had a huge beard and was ripped. As I’ve gotten older though, my taste in men has really evolved, because I no longer find him to be nearly as attractive as I once did (though I admittedly still would not throw this out of my bed):

[quote] My straight male feedback over the last several years suggests Brad Pitt, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth all eclipse Ryan Reynolds. In fact, I've never heard Ryan mentioned.

[quote] Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, Stallone, Ah-nuld and other hyper-male figures don't play into the game.

Which goes to show that looks still count, even with straight guys.

A hot body counts for something, but in the end, people are still drawn to good looking people.

Straight guys don't want to "be with" those hot guys. They want to "be" those guys. They're envious of them, not turned on by them. Any straight guy who is turned on by those guys is not 100% straight.

Well plenty certainly identify as straight, or mostly straight

He’s fine.

Because they can imagine (maybe subconsciously) putting it in his tight little hole.

He's not alpha/non-threatening.

R36, straight guys don't find Stallone/etc. attractive because they comes across as too likely to be the one fucking them.

^ you guys need to leave your basements. I swear…

R13. It's - he has "tiny meat" - meat is uncountable. NOT "a tiny meat". 🤡

R43, that’s not why. Dudes today say they would get plowed by Chris Bumstead, who makes 1985 Sylvester Stallone look like a waif. Social media is filled with straight-identified dudes saying they find male fitness models and bodybuilders hot

No soy gay

R46 gets it. R43’s viewpoint seems a little dated.

Very dated. Straight bros ogling male fitness models, aesthetics bros, and bodybuilders is huge on social media today.

R34 using Lucille Ball as your reference is off putting

Ryan can foot-fist my ass anytime

R49, I'm not talking about their bodies. I'm talking persona.

A straight guy can think sex with Ryan would be a two-way street.

Chuck Norris is fucking your ass, bitch.

r28 I agree and he comes off so phony I can't enjoy him in anything except Deadpool because that character is what I really believe him to be like. A sarcastic asshole.

I don't know r52 a straight guy might want to believe he'd get Chuck's ass if he thinks of himself as an Alpha.

Chuck Norris in 2022? Seriously?!!

I can see why Reynolds would have disliked TJ Miller. I remember that guy from the old Chelsea Lately show. He's easily unlikable. I always thought he might be on the spectrum.

Didn't TJ Miller have his own gross behaviour exposed during Me Too? He seems like the kind of goofy nerd that gets aggressive with women real quickly when in private.

If they do, maybe because they see themselves in him…kind of goofy, average face, a body they think they can have. So they build him up as the ideal. Who even knows, really?

He’s the safe answer to what guy would you go gay for

I find him supremely annoying but would still be interested in seeing what his hole looks like.