Well?
Where the fuck is Greg with his god damn Thanksgiving menu?
by Anonymous | reply 175 | December 9, 2022 4:51 AM |
All of his guests became violently ill with his cooking.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 23, 2022 2:50 PM |
Pretty sure Greg is Chinese or Malay.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 23, 2022 2:50 PM |
Will there be borscht?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 23, 2022 2:51 PM |
Is Greg nonbinary? And in Colorado?
He's definitely an incel.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 23, 2022 2:52 PM |
He's in Boston and consorts with only the best people.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 23, 2022 2:58 PM |
He's been busy fighting with everyone over real and imagined slights about his risotto and pasta techniques
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 23, 2022 3:02 PM |
Greg, pleaaaaase! I am having 5 refined gays over and don’t know what to cook. One is a former Dean, two are rising star in the humanities. What to doooo?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 23, 2022 3:04 PM |
I bet his stuffing has raisins in it.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 23, 2022 3:04 PM |
R8 his stuffing is from stove top
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 23, 2022 3:09 PM |
I will never forget “loin of Cod”. Not ever.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 23, 2022 3:10 PM |
R10 That’s what I call it.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 23, 2022 3:27 PM |
[quote] One is a former Dean
What’s his name now?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 23, 2022 3:43 PM |
Greg is swimming in pussy and far too busy to post here atm.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 23, 2022 6:07 PM |
He’s waiting for Martha Stewart to post hers so he change a few inconsequential ingredients and pass it off as his.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 23, 2022 6:24 PM |
[quote] I bet his stuffing has raisins in it.
Nope.
He puts prunes in his stuffing.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 23, 2022 7:11 PM |
Do not invoke his name! Do not summon him!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 23, 2022 7:17 PM |
He's standing behind you wearing an apron holding out a plate of Oreos.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 23, 2022 8:03 PM |
[quote] All of his guests became violently ill with his cooking.
Wrong, R1. It's very important for you to think that I am not a good cook, so you can go right on believing that. I wouldn't want to deny you that little bit of happiness.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 26, 2022 5:09 PM |
[quote] Pretty sure Greg is Chinese or Malay.
I'm pretty sure I'm Italian and Irish.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 26, 2022 5:10 PM |
[quote] Will there be borscht?
No. No borscht this year.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 26, 2022 5:11 PM |
R16 warned us!!!
But you just wouldn't listen.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 26, 2022 5:11 PM |
So Greg, do you really put prunes in your stuffing?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 26, 2022 5:12 PM |
[quote] Is Greg nonbinary? And in Colorado? He's definitely an incel.
Sorry, I am not nonbinary.
I am not in Colorado.
I am definitely not an incel.
Any more dumb thoughts?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 26, 2022 5:15 PM |
[quote] So Greg, do you really put prunes in your stuffing?
No, I do not. I'm not sure it would be a bad thing, but I've never done it.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 26, 2022 5:16 PM |
[quote] He's standing behind you wearing an apron holding out a plate of Oreos.
That's right. Double Stuf.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 26, 2022 5:17 PM |
[quote] He’s waiting for Martha Stewart to post hers so he change a few inconsequential ingredients and pass it off as his.
That's right. That's exactly what I was doing.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 26, 2022 5:18 PM |
[quote] I will never forget “loin of Cod”. Not ever.
That's what it's called. Loin of Cod.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 26, 2022 5:19 PM |
[bold] Here I am with my god damn [sic] Thanksgiving menu: [/bold]
Roast Turkey with Gravy
Herbed Bread Stuffing & Cornbread Dressing (I made two types)
Potatoes Dauphinoise
Garnet Yam Purée
Honey Glazed Carrots & Parsnips
Homemade Green Bean Casserole
Cranberry Sauce
Pear Chutney
+++
Pecan Pie
Butternut Squash Pie
Peach Buckle (non-traditional, but delicious)
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 28, 2022 7:23 PM |
Ooh. I feel special - mine wasn't far off Greg's. I'm a CHEF!. Heh heh. Thanks Greg.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 28, 2022 7:27 PM |
[quote] Ooh. I feel special - mine wasn't far off Greg's. I'm a CHEF!. Heh heh. Thanks Greg.
Hey, R30, what kind of place do you work? Thanks for saying hello.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 28, 2022 7:34 PM |
Thanks Greg. Appreciate your posts. They are inspiring. (in general).
Are you having any holiday get-togethers? Menus?
What about Christmas? Menu again? Perhaps this is worthy of a Christmas menu thread?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 28, 2022 7:35 PM |
[quote] Thanks Greg. Appreciate your posts. They are inspiring. (in general). Are you having any holiday get-togethers? Menus? What about Christmas? Menu again? Perhaps this is worthy of a Christmas menu thread?
Thanks, R32. I appreciate your comment (in general).
I will have a Christmas party, but have not yet come up with a Christmas menu. Once I do, I will start a thread. I often make a standing rib roast for Christmas lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 28, 2022 7:41 PM |
^Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 28, 2022 7:49 PM |
Greg, when do you do Indian food? What dishes do you make?
No snark, I cook Indian a few times a week and I just wanted to hear what you do.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 28, 2022 9:28 PM |
Greg, you should fly and cater Joe's wake.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 28, 2022 9:38 PM |
Did Joe die?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 28, 2022 9:45 PM |
NO. Just planning ahead.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 28, 2022 9:55 PM |
Greg's pussy stinks!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 28, 2022 10:46 PM |
Hey Greg! I'm nit really a chef but I upgraded myself for cooking similarly to you.. I love potatoes dauphinoise but my husband prefers the traditional mashed for TG so I make potatoes dauphinoise at other times of the year.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 29, 2022 12:56 PM |
Greg: How would you prepare a Christmas Moose?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 29, 2022 1:03 PM |
Greg's dinners are always gag-worthy.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 29, 2022 1:04 PM |
Greg is a fat woman.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 29, 2022 1:06 PM |
R10 Why? A loin is very different from a fillet.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 29, 2022 1:25 PM |
You can't really blame him for not showing up the way you bitches treat him.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 29, 2022 1:28 PM |
R22 NYT has a prune stuffing also but I like Martha's.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 29, 2022 1:28 PM |
R45 I'm here for all of it: the recipes, the tips, the snark and the cruelty. I also enjoy Greg's plucky yet passive-aggressive handling of these Hot Pocket-eating yokels.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 29, 2022 1:35 PM |
[quote] I will never forget “loin of Cod”. Not ever.
R10, a local Grocery Outlet store had a sign on the freezer case saying "LION OF COD". I pointed it out to a clerk, who thanked me but didn't laugh or even smile.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 29, 2022 1:52 PM |
I try to be nice to Greg but he takes it wrong half the time. I guess if he's from New England that explains some of it.
A year or two ago, I tried to explain Greg's prickliness to others, saying he was like a dog who people teased too much and made snappy.
I meant it empathetically but he seemed to have taken it the wrong way, proving my point.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 29, 2022 2:07 PM |
R49, I've lived in New England and people there aren't like Greg. His unpleasant personality is all his own, not the product of some local culture.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 29, 2022 2:14 PM |
I'm sorry, it wasn't a poke at New Englanders' personalities; I'm in Texas and I feel like we don't "get" eat other (although they're pleasant). It's a different culture! I think they're great, though.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 29, 2022 2:19 PM |
[quote] His unpleasant personality is all his own, not the product of some local culture.
I appreciated Greg’s recipes and was concerned over the challenges he incurred here on DL. Then, like R49, I interacted with him. Now understand why other posters give him a hard time.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 29, 2022 2:24 PM |
Because he is a rancid, pretentious cunt, who thinks all of Datalounge is AMA: Greg the prune fucker.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 29, 2022 2:26 PM |
It is surprising someone who eats so much would have such thin skin.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 29, 2022 2:28 PM |
[quote]Greg is swimming in pussy
Greg, is your pussy really as big as a swimming pool?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 29, 2022 2:29 PM |
Our Greggie knows all about loins!
I've heard people around our trailer park say that no one knows their way around the loin region like Greg!
(P.S. Honey, you know I don't like it when you cuss.)
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 29, 2022 2:35 PM |
[quote] Greg, is your pussy really as big as a swimming pool?
Yes, and I love it when guys spend time on my diving board.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 29, 2022 3:31 PM |
"The diving board" is what he likes to call his little clitty...hee,hee!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 29, 2022 3:33 PM |
[quote] It is surprising someone who eats so much would have such thin skin.
Who said I eat so much? I love to cook more than eat.
And my skin is not just thin; it's also crispy.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 29, 2022 3:34 PM |
[quote] "The diving board" is what he likes to call his little clitty...hee,hee!
Yes, thanks for spelling out my little joke.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 29, 2022 3:34 PM |
[quote] Because he is a rancid, pretentious cunt, who thinks all of Datalounge is AMA: Greg the prune fucker.
Yawn.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 29, 2022 3:36 PM |
Ha! Ha! Ha!😁😂😂😂
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 29, 2022 3:37 PM |
[Quote] Greg is a fat woman.
Obese. Use the correct term please.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 29, 2022 3:37 PM |
[quote] I appreciated Greg’s recipes and was concerned over the challenges he incurred here on DL. Then, like [R49], I interacted with him. Now understand why other posters give him a hard time.
Tell us, R52, what about our interaction brought about this new understanding?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 29, 2022 3:38 PM |
[quote] Obese. Use the correct term please.
Nah. I am a bit heavier than I would like (5'8", 170 pounds), but I'm not obese.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 29, 2022 3:39 PM |
^ Not me.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 29, 2022 3:40 PM |
...and truth be told, my clitty is really tiny, much smaller than I would like
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 29, 2022 3:42 PM |
[quote] I've lived in New England and people there aren't like Greg. His unpleasant personality is all his own, not the product of some local culture.
Oh, R50, where in New England did you live?
And I agree with you, I am not the product of some local culture!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 29, 2022 3:44 PM |
[quote]where in New England did you live?
Where the boys and the booze are!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 29, 2022 3:46 PM |
[quote] ...and truth be told, my clitty is really tiny, much smaller than I would like
Thanks, R67, but it's really huge. I have to have my trousers taken out just to accommodate it.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 29, 2022 3:47 PM |
[quote] ^ Not me.
I never use the up arrow. This was not me.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 29, 2022 3:48 PM |
Don't worry, Greg,
Somehow we all knew you didn't really have a big penis.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 29, 2022 3:49 PM |
[quote] I try to be nice to Greg but he takes it wrong half the time. I guess if he's from New England that explains some of it. A year or two ago, I tried to explain Greg's prickliness to others, saying he was like a dog who people teased too much and made snappy. I meant it empathetically but he seemed to have taken it the wrong way, proving my point.
R49, just how do I take your niceness wrong half the time. Just how often are you nice? Please share some details.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 29, 2022 3:50 PM |
[Quote] I never use the up arrow. This was not me.
Not me either.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 29, 2022 3:51 PM |
[quote] Don't worry, Greg, Somehow we all knew you didn't really have a big penis.
Maybe not big, but I think that 7.5 is nothing to be ashamed of.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 29, 2022 3:51 PM |
^ Not me either.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 29, 2022 3:53 PM |
Greggie, honey,
Remember what the therapist told you about embracing your femininity (and your micro penis)
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 29, 2022 3:55 PM |
[quote] I'm here for all of it: the recipes, the tips, the snark and the cruelty. I also enjoy Greg's plucky yet passive-aggressive handling of these Hot Pocket-eating yokels.
Thank you, R47! It does take a lot of pluck to exist out here. Hot Pocket-eating yokels indeed!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 29, 2022 3:55 PM |
[quote] His unpleasant personality is all his own, not the product of some local culture.
I can't imagine why my personality would be unpleasant. It's not as though guys out here call me things like a rancid, pretentious cunt or anything.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 29, 2022 4:01 PM |
Well done, Greg! Thanks for desserting us in our time of need!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 29, 2022 4:03 PM |
[quote] You can't really blame him for not showing up the way you bitches treat him.
Thank you, R45. It's a tough crowd out here. I take consolation in the fact that most of the guys out here who try to be cruel are just losers.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 29, 2022 4:03 PM |
[quote]It's not as though guys out here call me things like a rancid, pretentious cunt or anything.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 29, 2022 4:10 PM |
Well, one of the two times equals half!
I like you anyway. I wish you spent more time talking cooking than engaging even your lowest effort detractors.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 29, 2022 4:12 PM |
Let's talk Indian cooking!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 29, 2022 4:13 PM |
[quote] Greg, when do you do Indian food? What dishes do you make?
Funny you should ask! I just make butter chicken last night. I love curry, as well. And vindaloo. I am new at cooking Indian food. If you have any cookbook suggestions, I'd love to see them. I have ordered, "Made in India."
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 29, 2022 4:14 PM |
[quote] Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Thank you. You're absolutely right.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 29, 2022 4:17 PM |
[quote] Well, one of the two times equals half! I like you anyway. I wish you spent more time talking cooking than engaging even your lowest effort detractors.
R83/R49 – fair enough. I'm glad you like me and I will take your wish to heart.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 29, 2022 4:23 PM |
Oh boy Greg I am glad you asked.
Since you're not an instant pot snob, I highly recommend the My Heart Beets blog. The author has a couple cookbooks but everything is on the blog including the helpful comments section. As you probably know, much of the everyday Indian cooking is done by pressure cooker, so Indians really embraced electric pressure cookers. I have made most of the stuff in that blog. I love butter chicken, too. I especially love biriyani. Every biriyani recipe on that blog is phenomenal. I used to make in on the stove and it was a real undertaking. You do want to make and freeze the onion masala using the recipe and methods given by the author-- once you do that, you're set to make several different Indian dishes in minutes vesus hours.
The author's name is Ashley something, she is Punjabi (family from northern India) but she married a South Indian, so you get the best of both worlds as the foods are very different in the north vs the south.
I also recommend making your own garam masala, and I will post that recipe later, but I have to make lunch now. I look forward to more discussion!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 29, 2022 4:27 PM |
[quote] Why? A loin is very different from a fillet.
Because, R10 is uninformed and lazy.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 29, 2022 4:28 PM |
Greg is like the Patti LuPone of low-tier YouTube "chefs".
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 29, 2022 4:36 PM |
R85/R88, I am very happy to make your acquaintance. Thanks for the blog recommendation. I really love Indian cuisine and am interested in exploring and learning more about it. I look forward to seeing your recipe for Garam Masala. Let's keep the discussion going!
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 29, 2022 4:36 PM |
[quote] Greg is like the Patti LuPone of low-tier YouTube "chefs".
Oh, okay. Thanks for letting us know.
You really should place the period inside the quotation marks. Unless you like presenting as ignorant?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 29, 2022 4:39 PM |
[quote] Greg's dinners are always gag-worthy.
You would never have the opportunity to have one of my dinners. I only invite people into my home if they have manners and know how to behave like adults.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 29, 2022 4:42 PM |
[quote] Greg: How would you prepare a Christmas Moose?
[bold] STEP 1 [/bold] — Subdue the moose.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 29, 2022 4:44 PM |
Above is not me. In fact none of above is me. Even I am not me.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 29, 2022 6:27 PM |
I am also not me.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 29, 2022 6:28 PM |
I am definitely not me.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 29, 2022 6:28 PM |
I'm reductive.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 29, 2022 6:33 PM |
I am available for the part.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 29, 2022 6:34 PM |
Greg, Do you cook mostly for your wife and family, or do you entertain for others?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 29, 2022 6:44 PM |
Greg,
How do you make sparkling dinner table conversation?
You make it seem so effortless.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 29, 2022 6:55 PM |
R101 I simply describe how I made each dish and demand repeatedly that they do so themselves in the immediate future.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 29, 2022 7:08 PM |
"And another interesting thing I want to tell you...."
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 29, 2022 7:11 PM |
"Something most people don't know about me is..."
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 29, 2022 7:12 PM |
Sorry Greg at R92, my style guide says "not with air quotes."
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 29, 2022 7:16 PM |
Next up: Chop of Pork and Sauce of Apple
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 29, 2022 7:22 PM |
[quote] Greg, Do you cook mostly for your wife and family, or do you entertain for others?
I cook every night and I also entertain for others on the regular.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 29, 2022 7:23 PM |
I'm just here for the paper toweling.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 29, 2022 7:23 PM |
[quote] I simply describe how I made each dish and demand repeatedly that they do so themselves in the immediate future.
No, I would [bold] NEVER [/bold] talk about the food at a dinner party. That is a big no-no. When someone brings up the food and how delicious everything is, I thank them and then redirect the conversation to something more interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 29, 2022 7:25 PM |
Like my dick
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 29, 2022 7:25 PM |
Nice try, R110.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 29, 2022 7:27 PM |
Greg’s menu is traditional as it should be. My husband and I visited his children and grandchildren in Austin. We ordered two smoked turkeys and thus included gravy that looked like mucilage but had a fine flavor. It had to be from a jar because you can’t get drippings from smoked meat. The sides were sweet potato casserole, green bean casserole and cornbread stuffing. We made mashed potatoes but they whipped them with a handheld blender so they were heavy. We were ten at dinner and the dinner was part of a great reunion.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 29, 2022 7:32 PM |
That all sounds lovely, Egalandy!
[quote] It had to be from a jar because you can’t get drippings from smoked meat.
When I have smoked a turkey and then want gravy, I simply make a rich, brown turkey stock and then turn that stock into a gravy by making a roux.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 29, 2022 7:48 PM |
I’m trying to cede control in the kitchen r113! I planned on making a gravy from canned broth, herbs and roux but I deferred to our hostess, my lively daughter-in-law who was expertly in charge.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 29, 2022 8:09 PM |
[quote]Greg’s menu is traditional as it should be. My husband and I visited his children and grandchildren in Austin.
Greg has children and grandchildren.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 29, 2022 8:23 PM |
[quote]When I have smoked a hog and then want gravy...
When Greg smokes the hog, he always enjoys the gravy.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 29, 2022 8:25 PM |
Greg,
GARAM MASALA
8 Bay Leaves (the Indian Bay Leaf, not the Sweet Laurel Bay Leaf used in Western cooking-- two completely different plants)
1 Tablespoon +1 teaspoon Cumin Seed
1/4 Cup Coriander Seeds
2 teaspoons clove (about 50 cloves)
2 teaspoons Cardamom (24 pods)
2 teaspoons Chili Flakes (red pepper flakes or 2 whole dried chilies)
8 inches Cinnamon Stick
Grind into a powder. It doesn't have to be super duper fine, but fairly fine.
If the whole spices you're starting with are fresh, this should last 6 months.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 29, 2022 8:47 PM |
I mean it should stay fresh for six months. In India though, this would be made every few days-- but there's a lot more free time over there. It's still great at the six month mark.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 29, 2022 8:49 PM |
Greg, what is your preferred brand of paper towelling?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 29, 2022 10:00 PM |
Charmin, like moi!
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 29, 2022 11:28 PM |
Wait, r115! Not Greg’s children and grandchildren. I don’t know his patrilineal history. I visited, with my husband, his children and grandchildren.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 30, 2022 12:51 AM |
Greg will need to bestow his best Italian sausage recipes on us. I want to know what I should do with mine….
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 30, 2022 12:55 AM |
I am Greg.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | December 3, 2022 9:27 AM |
I always read Loin of Cod as Loin of God.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 3, 2022 9:40 AM |
[quote]R29 Potatoes Dauphinoise
Dish sounds fat AND gay.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 3, 2022 9:46 AM |
I want that Saugatuck Sausage Stuffing recipe!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 3, 2022 9:50 AM |
My impression of Greg is that he is one of those people who doesn't understand he's difficult and can be kind of a dickhead. He's so far been fine in this thread but I've seen him in other threads and thought he was an ass for no reason. It's a vicious circle with these people. They get picked on for being weird/kind of dick-ish, and that makes them even more dick-ish and then people are just mean to them all the time and they think they're just bullying victims. Which at some point they are but also they ARE dicks.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 3, 2022 9:57 AM |
R127 You all need a Greg in your life!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 3, 2022 9:59 AM |
[quote]r124 I always read Loin of Cod as Loin of God.
Well, hello - -
by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 3, 2022 9:59 AM |
[quote]I'm pretty sure I'm Italian and Irish.
Are you single? (Asking for a friend)
by Anonymous | reply 130 | December 3, 2022 9:59 AM |
[quote]R128 You all need a Greg in your life!
Y’all need JEBUS!
by Anonymous | reply 131 | December 3, 2022 10:00 AM |
I like Greg and I think he's a good sport, given all the shit you loons throw at him. My interactions with him here have been pleasant so I have no issue with Greg.
Greg-- a good Indian cookbook is Julie Sahni's Classic Indian Cooking.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | December 3, 2022 10:19 AM |
We are all Greg.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | December 3, 2022 2:49 PM |
I am Greg
by Anonymous | reply 134 | December 3, 2022 4:33 PM |
Then I am Spartacus.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | December 3, 2022 4:34 PM |
R132, take a spin at seeing the world from other people's experience. You might learn something.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | December 3, 2022 4:35 PM |
[quote] I am Greg
You most certainly are not, R134. I always use punctuation.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | December 3, 2022 5:44 PM |
[quote] I like Greg and I think he's a good sport, given all the shit you loons throw at him. My interactions with him here have been pleasant so I have no issue with Greg. Greg-- a good Indian cookbook is Julie Sahni's Classic Indian Cooking.
Thank you, R132! I will definitely look into getting that cookbook. I appreciate it!
by Anonymous | reply 138 | December 3, 2022 5:45 PM |
[quote] [R132], take a spin at seeing the world from other people's experience. You might learn something.
R132, don't be bothered by R136. He sounds unpleasant.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | December 3, 2022 5:46 PM |
[quote] Are you single? (Asking for a friend)
Hi [bold] Cinesnatch. [/bold] I am not single. Why is your friend curious?
by Anonymous | reply 140 | December 3, 2022 5:48 PM |
[quote] [R127] You all need a Greg in your life!
Thanks, R128!
by Anonymous | reply 141 | December 3, 2022 5:49 PM |
You're welcome, Greg. Another good recipe source online is Swasthi's Recipes. Enjoy!
by Anonymous | reply 142 | December 3, 2022 5:49 PM |
[quote] My impression of Greg is that he is one of those people who doesn't understand he's difficult and can be kind of a dickhead. He's so far been fine in this thread but I've seen him in other threads and thought he was an ass for no reason. It's a vicious circle with these people. They get picked on for being weird/kind of dick-ish, and that makes them even more dick-ish and then people are just mean to them all the time and they think they're just bullying victims. Which at some point they are but also they ARE dicks.
Oh, I do understand that I am difficult and kind of a dickhead. But I appreciate your generosity in providing clarity on these matters.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | December 3, 2022 5:50 PM |
I heard there were hot pockets in this thread ; can I get in on that? YUM!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | December 3, 2022 5:52 PM |
[quote] Dish sounds fat AND gay.
R125, if I'm being honest, YOU sound fat AND gay.
Potatoes Dauphinoise is a dish everyone loves. Thinly sliced potatoes cooked in heavy cream with some Gruyere cheese. What's not to love? They are good hot, warm, or even cold. I must caution you, however—if you are as fat as you sound, this is a dish that you might want to avoid. Perhaps try a baked potato topped with Greek yogurt.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | December 3, 2022 5:55 PM |
Greg is a Bostonian. Home of prisspot faggots and nellies.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | December 3, 2022 5:56 PM |
r127, WINS! That is exactly how Greg is.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | December 3, 2022 5:58 PM |
[quote] I heard there were hot pockets in this thread ; can I get in on that? YUM!
rescue-chick, the only hot pockets here are in my Bonobos.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | December 3, 2022 5:58 PM |
I am Greg.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | December 3, 2022 5:59 PM |
[quote] Greg is a Bostonian. Home of prisspot faggots and nellies.
Thanks, R146. We are proud of it! Where are you from?
by Anonymous | reply 150 | December 3, 2022 5:59 PM |
[quote] I am Greg.
Nice to make your acquaintance, Sheila!
by Anonymous | reply 151 | December 3, 2022 5:59 PM |
[quote] [R127], WINS! That is exactly how Greg is.
R127, come claim your prize!
by Anonymous | reply 152 | December 3, 2022 6:00 PM |
Defensive Greg is hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | December 3, 2022 6:00 PM |
I'm typing furiously right now!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | December 3, 2022 6:01 PM |
Greg is the most defensive queen on the DL since Roger Octopus.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | December 3, 2022 6:02 PM |
[quote]R145 If you are as fat as you sound, this is a dish that you might want to avoid. Perhaps try a baked potato topped with Greek yogurt.
I’m BIG BONED!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | December 3, 2022 6:03 PM |
Greg is always here lurking and ready to jump on anyone slightly critical of him. It's very bipolar.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | December 3, 2022 6:04 PM |
[quote]Hot Pocket-eating yokels indeed!
If those yokels didn't have such big dicks...
and I didn't have such an insatiable mancunt...
I wouldn't have anything at ALL to do with them.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | December 3, 2022 6:04 PM |
[quote] Defensive Greg is hilarious.
Thank you, R153, I agree!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | December 3, 2022 6:08 PM |
Greg has always had poor anal hygiene.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | December 3, 2022 6:24 PM |
Just remember who makes your food!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | December 3, 2022 7:15 PM |
I can think of better places to keep hot pockets than in my pet monkeys but, you do you.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | December 3, 2022 9:01 PM |
R139, you'd know.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | December 4, 2022 12:23 AM |
I am Greg.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | December 4, 2022 4:56 AM |
I still have my turkey carcass in the fridge for soup tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | December 4, 2022 5:06 AM |
[quote] I still have my turkey carcass in the fridge for soup tomorrow.
R165, have you made your soup yet? If you have any rinds of Parmigianno Reggiano, drop them into your soup. This will not only infuse your soup with a powerful kick of umami, but it will also thicken the broth considerably, giving your soup a rich robust flavor that's impossible to resist.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | December 5, 2022 7:48 PM |
[quote]a powerful kick of umami
[quote]a rich robust flavor that's impossible to resist
Greg what in the fuck man. Admit you're trolling and/or have an obscure sexual fetish involving being insulted by strangers. Come on now.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | December 6, 2022 1:04 AM |
If you haven't any rinds of Parmigianno Reggiano, you can achieve the same umami kick with a tablespoon of Jiff. My guests prefer the "chunky" varietal.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | December 6, 2022 1:07 AM |
[quote] Greg what in the fuck man. Admit you're trolling and/or have an obscure sexual fetish involving being insulted by strangers. Come on now.
R167, I am not trolling and I could live without being insulted by strangers.
What about you? Do you like the powerful kick of umami?
by Anonymous | reply 169 | December 6, 2022 1:37 PM |
[quote] If you haven't any rinds of Parmigianno Reggiano, you can achieve the same umami kick with a tablespoon of Jiff. My guests prefer the "chunky" varietal.
Hi R168 (not me—I know how to spell 'Jif'). I might suggest some ground anchovies rather than Crunchy Jif.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | December 6, 2022 1:47 PM |
Greg’s preferred umami is freshly harvested dingleberries.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | December 7, 2022 2:38 AM |
My umami comes from edamame.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | December 8, 2022 6:10 AM |
My umami comes from MSG.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | December 8, 2022 11:35 AM |
Umami is so fat...
by Anonymous | reply 174 | December 8, 2022 1:03 PM |
My umami comes from my neighbor’s smegma.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | December 9, 2022 4:51 AM |