Do you wish you could just tase people who annoy you?

Yes, taser would be my personal choice. Don't want to permanently harm the offenders, just incapacitate till I'm through doing whatever.

If it's not permanent, why even bother?

Taser are portable and more discreetly, fashionable than are pickaxes.

I hope Santa brings me my first tazer for Xmas. I've been out goingly nice part of the year. I don't want to permanently harm anyone, just give offenders the dropsies while I finish whatever.

Well if you must... keep your tasering outside the home. They do tend to soil themselves and unless you plan to go full dominatrix and make them clean it up... its inconvenient

Yes, OP, I positively salivate at the thought of tasting people. I'd like to remove their ribs and grill them.

Ohhh...tase. My bad.

I like watching folks get pepper sprayed when they're being obnoxious. Not when the cops do it to peaceful protesters. But when someone really deserves it. It's funny watching them thrash around.

It makes me sad that the cops don't have a way to quickly incapacitate people that doesn't hurt.

i wish that chloroform actually worked like it did on the old "Wonder Woman" TV show, where all anyone had to do was put a handkerchief with some in it over someone's nose and they would pass out instantly.

[quote]I often fantasize about tasing people who are uncooperative or otherwise irritate me.

What kind of shitty life do you lead that this would be your fantasy? Assistant night manager at a Times Square McDonald's? Or the person who serves giant ladles of a mashed potato-like slop at a men's correctional facility?

I just want to punch them right in the face 😠

No because I simply couldn't afford that many taser batteries.