DL Fave Tori Spelling Debuts Christmas Card With Army of Children and "Beloved Husband Dean"

The fat one needs to stay off the wall. Tori and Dean can’t afford to replace it.

"I'll send money for clothes if you get my granddaughters off the streets"

Kim Zolciak vibes.

I still maintain Aaron and Candy should’ve shipped Tori off to a New England boarding school when she was 12.

No one is exactly attractive, but Dean did inject some normality into Tori's gene pool.

Tori was obviously pushing a black glitter theme. The oldest girl said "fuck that". The oldest boy said "OK!"

The older girl is dressed like a hooker and the younger one looks like she's swinging by a funeral on the way to a rock concert.

Did they cut Honey Boo-Boo out of the shot?

Wow, what a gathering of fuggos!

Those kids never stood a chance with those two as parents or gene donors.

Are some of them trans? I've not been keeping up with her saga, but both the one seated at the far right and the one seated far left look like they could be.

Are they all girls except the bearded one in the black glitter jacket? (Cant tell by their names)

Is that an elf in the middle?

His oldest son and their youngest (son?) are ok. No comment on the rest.

The girls are next to Tori and Dean. The ones in front are boys.

Wait, the one with the beard is Tori's son or Dean's son from his other marriage? I'm so confused by this picture.

The bearded one is Dean's gay son from the wife he left Tori for.

Tori has no spawn from her first marriage

Didn't they break up earlier?

Tori looks oddly like Wendy Williams here.

I don't mean to be rude---but seriously--isn't she embarassed about her obese kids? They aren't a few pounds overweight. They are REALLY fat. Something is going on and they are eating their emotions...Does she not know?

The boy on the right looks like a fat Hanson brother

Oh wow! It’s like every stage of Tori’s facial evolution in one picture.

They didn't get divorced because they can't afford to. I guess they decided to make it work. The oldest son from his first marriage isn't bad looking. The girl with the dark curly hair and the youngest girl/boy? seems like they have the best chance to be decent looking.

I would be humiliated if ALL my kids were fat like this. HUMILIATED!!

Smart idea putting the fat ones on the perimeter so she can crop them out easily.

Were those kids all born gals or are some in transition?

This was the best shot from all the proofs?

I thought the one sitting on the right was a girl, but I checked the names and I think it’s a MTF.

The curly haired one on the left is a boy I think.

R28 Yeah, Oh I'm wrong R23, the "girl" with the curly hair is a boy... how the hell. That's Finn. I guess the awkward blond chubby one without the sparkles is also a boy, Liam.

They’re all boys. They have five boys and one girl.

Dean looks like he can tell you where the closest Swingers Sex Club is at any given moment.

Dean has a boy. Tori and Dean have 3 boys and 2 girls

Are we sure Deaner is the daddy? Those kids look like Vince Neil.

“It has come to my attention…

That I am Tori Spelling’s auff-sprig!”

Wow, they are only one Candy Spelling allowance check away from this...

They are the Walmart version of the Kardashian's. I'm actually sad for Tori. I expected better of her in life.

^ Yeah, Candy, we did too ☹️

According to Google, at least one of their sons, Liam, identifies as trans.

R31 He probably can. Has he ever found a job?

It must be an incredibly stressful life to be her kid. No wonder several of them are fat. Their parents don;t get along, and their mother is just waiting for their grandmother to die. And their mother's shopaholism probably makes life very scary.

Wasn't she supposed to divorce the baboon, meeting with divorce lawyers a couple of years ago, etc?

Randy Spelling lives in my neighborhood. I see him at the grocery store. He's completely normal looking and acting. Pretty eyes.

I keep hoping Tori will come to visit and I'll see her in the lightbulb aisle at the hardware store.

^ Why do you think Randy moved to Portland? To get away from his mother and sister

Poor Randy talking about his (lack of) inheritance...He seems confused about what happened. I think Candy is not going to leave Tori or Randy a dime. I really don't. She went to this much trouble to witness them being poor she sure isn't going to lift them into wealth upon her death. Wait and See..Randy is sweet--Candy knows he will share a fortune with Tori. That is why she will exclude both. Probably meager college funds for the grandkids but nothing major. Candy is giving it all away.

My God the wigs on those ‘girls’ are simply…breathtaking.

I think Candy will set up ironclad trust funds that make sure everyone has enough to live on, but no one's going to get rich upon her death

Who gets the doll collection?

I could see Tori snapping and killing Candy in a rage in the near future. Her whole future is grimmer than this abysmal xmas card.

Sad thing is that Tori is still waiting for Candy to give her money to buy postage stamps to mail these ugly ass cards to the 10-12 people who actually gave Tori their address…..

That made me cackle, R49.

Candy has mentioned that Randy has forbade her from spoiling his kids. She's not allowed to go over the top on Christmas.

I think there will be inheritances, but Tori's brood will certainly have detailed rules.

R51 = What is Candy going to say? She literally stole her childrens inheritance from them. She has some sort of hatred for Tori. Trust me, this kind of venom Candy has against her children is going to make sure her kids NEVER see a dime of Aarons Spellings money. No trust funds. Not a thing. She will leave every dime to charity. Of course Tori will contest it (she will have nothing to lose), but Candy undoubtedly has an ironclad will--probably a living trust which bypasses probate upon her death.

Those poor kids. Imagine having that for parents.

The husband is in an undershirt.

Full Archie Bunker.

It's like The Waltons meet Children of the Corn.

R52 no inheritance is ‘rightfully’ the children’s or grandchildren’s. The money is rightfully Candi’s, as the spouse of the decedent. It was half hers from the time Aaron earned it in the first place.

Children rightfully deserve hugs and kisses and well wishes. And if there’s anything left over and [italic]if[/italic] the parents leave you something, it’s just icing on the shitcake of losing your parent.

How old are they? The 40yo gay man with the beard in the glitter jacket is their son?

I’m gonna go against the crowd and say that it’s kind of nice when the parents let the kids be all “alternative” in their teens and don’t force the boys to cut their etc. I really think young people need acceptance and love, and it doesn’t matter if they want to dress like freaks for the family Christmas photo. Except for tattoos, all that stuff is temporary.

What is that thing in the bottom right corner?

Looks like an albino Sigmund The Sea Monster!

The little boy in the center is begging for someone to adopt him NOW

I'm officially old.

I can't distinguish what half these people's genders are.

Poor Candy.

Candy will be spending her holidays with the ringer off, throwing handfuls of money onto the fire.

Dean said the oldest fat one is trans, but never mentioned it again.

I like Tori…but this is a mess!

Liam identifies as trans fat, and uses Cris/Co pronouns.

r24 = Lisa Rinna

They’re all girls right? Why are some of them named Jack and Liam and Finn? I’m very confused.

Poor Candy. She’s crying right now wrapping cheap presents from Walmart for her grandkids in her wrapping room. She’s using the silk embroidered, linen paper from China. It’s her cheapest.

That one on the front right is quite a heifer.

Why is she releasing this to the public? Who the fuck is clamoring for a picture of these misfits?

I'm trying to make it make sense...

Hopefully she hasn't had her eggs frozen and won't be able to have any more kids.

Are Dean and Tori first cousins, by any chance?

It costs a lot of money to take care of that many kids. I'm sure Candy helps out

Not one of those children has seen the inside of Candy's penthouse. Imagine.

Unless Candy’s penthouse is a Cheesecake Factory, I don’t think most of those kids are interested in seeing the inside R75

Is Candy Jewish? Do you think maybe she resents Tori leaving the nice Jewish boy for this Canadian white trash?

Only if Tori has a coupon

I can’t believe Grandma Candy ever allowed those rug rats inside her penthouse.

Mmmmm.... Grandma candy *droooooool*

I wouldn't go to Candy's penthouse, it's too high up in the air. Someone is going to get tossed off the balcony 😳

Sorry folks, these are normal American kids. Neither exceptionally attractive or hideous. Regular looking.

[quote] I could see Tori snapping and killing Candy in a rage in the near future.

I Murdered My Mother!, the true crime movie based on the Candy Spelling murder. Coming this fall to Lifetime TV.

Is it true that Candy holds a grudge against Tori for the Kiki character in [italic]So NoTORIous[/italic]?

Why is Candy Spelling so awful to her children?

The woman is beyond rich. I don't understand greedy wealthy parents who treat their children this way. I don't know much about Tori, but I do remember she acted for years. It wasn't as if she wasn't making a living. Of course, she got work due to her father's connections.

Also, think about the fact that Tori and her brother grew up around wealth, they knew nothing but that lifestyle. If the parents wanted them to earn their own money, it was the parents job to teach their children how to maintain the lifestyle they grew up in. To send them to good schools and nurture whatever talent their children had. That's what normal parents do.

Candy seems mentally ill and bitter about something. It's not as if she earned any of that money herself, that was her rich husband's money. Oh the irony!

^ Because she's a cunt, Rose.

Does she still have the multiple warehouses full of stuff she's hoarded?

[quote]Because she's a cunt, Rose.

Great comeback, which adds NOTHING to a serious discussion.

There has to be a reason why a rich woman despises her children to this absurd extent, jealously? Or maybe she just enjoys holding all that wealth over her kids heads and she's nothing but an evil bitch.

Candy contributed nothing financially to her marriage to an extremely successful producer. Candy sure seems to have spent a lot of money on that former huge mansion she live din and all that plastic surgery.

Children do not ask to be brought into the world. If parents cannot afford their kids, they have no business having them.

R88 Candy being a grade-A cunt pretty much covers it.

R88 Because Candy is a mean cunt, Rose. I find no need to psychoanalyze her.

R88 has come to the DL for a serious discussion about Candy and Tori spelling.

[quote]The woman is beyond rich. I don't understand greedy wealthy parents who treat their children this way.

Only white cis women do this. This would NEVER happen in other cultures.

Does Candy's pussy stink?

That’s what some of you seem to ignore. Candy is allowed to be a cunt if she wants to be. Tori is allowed to be a carping worthless zero, if she wants. The money is Candy’s to do with as she damn well pleases. I’m ignoring the antiquarian misogyny which keeps repeating, ‘she didn’t earn it, Aaron did.’ In CA and all 50 states, barring a pre/post nuptial agreement, Candy earned 50% of everything Aaron made. End of. She received the remaining 50%, when he passed, as he wished, and as any loving spouse would as well.

Rich, poor or in between, parents owe you nothing but love after you’re 18. Did the Spellings provide that, or a meaningful, nurturing household which allowed their kids to grow and flourish? It appears not. It’s beside the point. Everyone needs to grow the fuck up and find their own way in life. I don’t care if Tori can’t afford to be work-shy and has to drive an American-made car, or provide for her kids.

Candy is a cunt. Dean is a cunt.

Tori is actually sweet, which makes her the victim of cunts.

Tori has a spending problem, and would waste any money she inherited on garbage. Candy is keeping the cash away, like you’d try to keep alcohol away from a drunk.

[quote] Rich, poor or in between, parents owe you nothing but love after you’re 18.

What an odd, American way of thinking.

r94 sounds as miserable as Candy. The problem here isn't hoarding her money. The issue is that as their mother, she spoiled her kids to death. Then once daddy died, pulled the rug out from under them. If you feed an animal from birth then suddenly release them into the wild, they will have problems.

Aaron Spelling was basically a or close to a billionaire, when we account for inflation. His money distorted his children's lives. If Candy intended her kids to make their own way, which is rich considering what little she contributed what little work she's ever done, then she should have raised them in a more conservative manner.

From what we do know, Aaron never intended for his kids to be kicked to the curb and probably wanted his wife to manage the children's allowances, as he had done all their lives. It's so very odd the relationship Candy has with her kids. It has to be about control. They are the last people on Earth that really have to pretend to give a damn about her because they want the money.

I bet she leaves it all to charity as a final F-U to her kids.

Tori is no looker. You can’t expect the kids to be anything but average to fug.

Aaron Spelling died almost 20 years ago. I can understand the culture shock, but at a certain point...YOU ADJUST. Especially when you have 5 kids to feed and house. The fact that she's STILL a mess with money shows that keeping her on an allowance is the only smart thing.

It's also been said multiple times that Candy pays for the kids essentials, but not Tori's crap.

R76 Grandma needs a bigger couch

Thanks for the rent money, Mom! Can you spring for some gym memberships?

"Rose". ugh Please STFU with that repetitious "Rose" bullshit.

I cannot stand "The Golden Girls", don't assume all gay men like that awful show.

Be a shame if Candy took a swan dive off one of her penthouse balconies.

So she decided to bully her fugly offspring something extra by only spending a fortune at Kloe Kardashian's plastic surgeon on herself and making the contrast even bigger. What a sick sense of humour

R98 made the most sense in this thread, not that sour CUNT at R94, who sounds as ridiculous as 'trophy wife' Candy Spelling.

Again, Candy contributed ZERO to her shallow lifestyle, it was all her late husband Aaron's money. R94 has to be a spoiled frau or some gay trophy husband, because I cannot imagine anyone with a soul thinking Candy is a good mother or agreeing with the awful way she's treating her children.

This reminds me of Sting saying he won't leave his children anything, but that was a lie, as he's still supporting all six of his adult children right now, even his actress daughter Mickey who is currently on a TV series. Sting is even supporting his married son, a musician, who sure doesn't earn decent living as a musician. IIRC, the son has three children. Another daughter is working musician, but Sting has bought her an apartment in Brooklyn.

Like Candy, Sting has raised his children in a certain way and his kids are used to being from a rich family, No wonder Sting has so many side businesses. He rents out part of his Tuscany estate for weddings and other lavish events, he also has wine and oil business as well as opening a new restaurant on his Tuscany property. Sting also owns a lot of real estate.

I cannot stand unequal partnerships. Same with gay partnerships. I wouldn't be with my partner all these years if he was staying home all day, spending money on useless crap and watching TV.

Unequal partnerships also make for pretty boring relationships.

Fuck that nonsense!

I’d rather see kids who look like this than Kyle Richards’ kids, who have the generic, placticized look of sex robots.

There must an really weird dynamic going on. So Tori has a spending problem? Does Candy re-use coffee filters and shop on double coupon days? On hot days did she set the thermostat at 73 and turn the ceiling fans on in her 60,000 sq ft mansion?

I’m not saying Candy is the villain and Tori is a victim, they are probably both batshit. But those kids should be spending more time at summer camp.

What those kids need is some fresh air and a place to graze!

Yikes

Tori got what she deserves.

[quote]Candy seems mentally ill and bitter about something. It's not as if she earned any of that money herself,

She did Rose, on her back with her legs spread.

Dean is in talks with Netflix to do a reality show with his ex-wife, Mary Jo Eustace.

IIRC, Candy tightened the reins when Dean came on the scene. There was a lot of bad press at the time since his marriage (with a young child) busted up over it. I don’t remember her marriage status at the time. Regardless there was much said that she was disgusted with the whole thing, thought dean was a complete gold digger (she’s not wrong), and she vowed Tory would not get a penny while they were still married because that’s what he was after. Of course Tori started shooting out a new kid every year. So that complicated things. Dean is a lot quieter now but back when they got together it he was constantly chattering to the press and was an epic narc douchebag. Candy’s main goal was to protect the money from dean. No one expected him to stick around and reenforce his position as much as he has by impregnating her so many times when he basically abandoned kid #1 at the start.

Tori also is a compulsive spender and hoarder. So that complicates things too. Nothing she could ever get would be enough. Her capacity to drain a bank account on frivolous stuff is unmatched.

But the main thing was about dean. I’m sure over the years things have become more complicated as is always the case with families. Writing her off as a cunt isn’t depicting the whole story.

Dean now looks like someone Tori could realistically get

Reinforce at r115. I will Oh Dear myself on that.

"We love you, Tori!!!"

Said no one ever.

Does Tori do the pillow beating 'why don't you love me mother!' therapy?

Candi was a gold digger so she doesn't have any room to talk about Dean. I bet she never really wanted kids but being a gold digger, she had to secure her place with her late husband. What did her son do to be cut off.

On their first reality show when they opened an Inn somewhere south of Los Angeles, Dean was always trying to dry hump bag-of-silicone Tori on camera, and in one scene while he was humping her at the sink he said he wanted to keep getting her pregnant because "we make beautiful babies". Okay, most parents think their kids are beautiful, but what a shallow jackass that guy was. He was just really gross, especially knowing what he had just done to his first wife (leaving her to finalize an adoption after he pulled the rug out from under her by suddenly leaving her for Tori).

Was Aaron Spelling wealthy when he was married to Carolyn Jones?

Candy, Candy, Candy

I can't let you go!

I love how she named her twins after a Scottish menu item.

Finnan Haddie

If the Spellings were the Ewings of Dallas, Randy would be Gary Ewing. The starting over in suburban middle-class neighborhood part, not the boozing and sleeping around. Randy seems like a very nice man.

r100. Bingo! Tori is in her fucking 40s. At what point is she expected to be an adult and exercise more financial discipline? She needs to get financially literate and the poster that keeps bringing up Candy Spelling not deserving her inheritance in every Tori thread needs to go to therapy for his mommy issues.

Just to be clear...Tori and Randy inherited $800,000 each in Aaron's will, about $1,400,000 in today's money. That is enough to get anyone started. Randy has stipulated that he doesn't want his mother to spoil his children, and he seems to thrive in the life he has created.

It's strange that plastic surgery queen Tori has such overweight, badly-styled kids, but she's not a bad mother.

Candy is EXACTLY like Tori, which is why they didn't get along for years. Both white trash hoarders, with bad taste. Candy bought an original Dogs Playing Poker painting, and had Warhol do her portrait - the only one I've ever seen that is dated and ugly.

Evidently, Candy was cheating while Aaron was sick and had the will changed. Yet she claims Tori killed him.

At least Tori is nice, Candy should drop dead from a horrible cancer.

BTW, I used to see Candy all the time in the high roller slot machines room at The Bellagio - $1000 a pull.

But she wont pay for Tor Tori's extravagances? She makes Joan Crawford seem like Mother Teresa.

For, not Tor

Dean McDermott’s gay son, from his first marriage, is the second on the left.

Maybe Tori has gotten so much surgery because she received the message while growing up that she was ugly, and she doesn't want her kids to feel that way, R128. So she doesn't talk to her kids about their clothes or hair and doesn't try to get them to lose weight.

It's very common for people to parent in a way that's the opposite of how they were brought up, in an effort to correct a wrong - but they go too far in the other direction.

R115, if it hasn't been mentioned yet, Tori was also married when she met Dean. Aaron threw her and her first husband a big wedding just a year before. Then she met Dean and immediately cheated with him. She's not much better than he is, and should have known exactly what she was getting when she married him.

Don't laugh, but I loved Tori in BH90210. She brought a lot of sincerity to the role.

The DM has a longer writeup I won't link to, but the fact that her ex wouldn't let their meeting be filmed for her reality show speaks well of him. Seems like a decent guy; the other article has her saying more complimentary things about him. But she chose Dean.

The mother of four was typically running late for her meeting with Charlie who she hadn't seen since leaving him during a joint therapy session for Dean.

'I told him I'll be late. He'll expect that, he was with me for four years,' Tori said.

Charlie declined to have his meeting with Tori recorded, but she was clearly deflated after they spoke for two hours.

'He told me how he felt. It made me feel sad that he had to come to grips with what I said. ...He's a good man,' Tori said as she started crying while driving.

Tori trudged upstairs and found Dean in bed dealing with a migraine of his own.

Dean asked Tori about her visit and she started bawling as she opened up about their meeting.

'It felt like family, safe, nurtured by and then it felt like a loss,' Tori said sobbing with her shoulders heaving.

'I remember how safe I felt with him. When I left I just suddenly felt really alone and I don't know why,' she said while wiping away tears with tissue.

Dean asked Tori if she regretted leaving Charlie following Tori and Dean's affair while filming the Lifetime movie Mind Over Murder in Canada.

She responded that Charlie was a 'good man' and listed his positive qualities.

Dean then asked Tori if seeing Charlie and remembering what a good man he was brought up more feelings of anger and resentment toward him.

'A little bit,' Tori responded.

The Due South star told his wife that he was 'sensing a lot of doubt' from her about their relationship.

'I chose not to be with him. I chose to be with you. I made the choice, so I need to figure it out,' Tori replied.

R122, Aaron was moderately successful in TV production when he was married to Carolyn Jones. They actually co-owned an inn in Palm Springs with Lloyd Bridges and someone else back in the 50s. Rumour was that Carolyn was a drinker, so they split and he then met Candygram at the Daisy Nightclub (co-owned by their mutual friend--and Tori's godfather--Dean Martin). I could be misremembering some of that, but that's basically what happened. Aaron and Carolyn remained friendly, though.

She’s an utter mess. When she was on Jeff Lewis last year she admitted not properly registering her car, leading it to get towed. Sounds like it was pretty standard for her.

[quote] [R52] no inheritance is ‘rightfully’ the children’s or grandchildren’s. The money is rightfully Candi’s, as the spouse of the decedent.

Nonsense. That’s like saying all the fortune and money belongs to Camilla instead of William and Harry.

R138 is that how the rumor "Candy was a stripper" started?

Doesn’t Dean refer to her as Candygram?

Oh My, I thought the kids would be better looking, you know, slimmer, but they all need plastic surgery. Maybe the good people of DL and send Tori and Dean a Holiday Gift Certificate to Weight Watchers, or a case of Slim Fast. Tori and Dean must be broke if their kids look like that.

[132] Wait, they have a gay son who let the family dress like that: Shame, Shame, Shame.

She will never not look like some type of sea monster.

I can’t imagine inviting Dean into my gene pool. Ugly and stupid.

#trending

Her children always look like ragamuffins. And what's up with her current Kim Kardashian whore look? And are she and that no account husband back together?

This is a DL classic if there ever was one...a clip from one of Tori and Dean's never-ending shows when Candygram showed up with Tatum O'Neal as not only her surrogate daughter, but her mouthpiece.

What do Randy's kids look like? Are they fatties too?

I usually think it's nice when people who've been together for a while show affection, but this just made me cringe.

Candygram looks like a bleached blond Miss Swan from “Mad TV”. Way too much plastic surgery and totally acts like a cunt in that clip from Tori’s show. What a messed up family.

Why did Tori dump the original husband? Boring in the sack? That’s the only reason I can think of.

R153 she's never out and out admitted it, but all signs pointed to him being a nice guy, a good guy, but not the most exciting. She and Dean fucked the first night they met. She picked the bad boy over the nice guy. Tale as old as time.

She complains a lot about her kids being bullied, but honestly who's surprised when she puts all her private drama on TV for money. She's basically put a target on her kids' backs.

Why are American children so fat now? It can't just be the food--I grew up in the 70s and we ate all kinds of nasty, processed foods but we weren't obese fatties. Even when a kid was overweight, it was just a paunch--not borderline obese like these kids.

I'm guessing because you were outside doing activities, like most of us. Not locked in a bedroom playing video games.

You'd think Grandma Candy could spare a few bucks to send a stylist and a nutrionist over to her daughter's house.

From an interview he gave at that time:

[quote] Things turned sour very quickly, he writes. “She picked a fight with me at a party, told me she needed ‘time and space,’ and was gone before I could comprehend what had happened.”

Next, she e-mailed him to request they meet at her therapist’s office, where he was told by the therapist: “(Tori) was not happy when she was alone with me; she didn’t want to have children with me; she’d only married me because I loved her and took care of her; she had purposefully shown me only 10 percent of her true personality; and, oh yeah, while in Canada, she’d cheated on me with her latest Lifetime-movie costar.”

On her own, Shanian writes, Spelling chimed in with, “I hate it when you sing in the car.”

They were never to see or speak to one another again, and, as Shanian would later discover, she was already living with actor Dean McDermott.

When, soon after, he read PEOPLE’s interview with Spelling, he wept, Shanian says.

“The article read like scenes ripped from one of her Movies of the Week – the lovelorn wife trapped in an unhappy marriage, forced to run into the waiting arms of her also-married lover in order to find true happiness,” he says. Most painful of all, he says, Spelling declared, “She was never in love with me.”

That fits with the discussion of their reunion at r137 ("meeting with Charlie who she hadn't seen since leaving him during a joint therapy session for Dean.")

If anyone's worried about eating too much today...

Hindsight is 20/20, Charlie. You're not drowning in debt with a bunch of kids and a useless bride

Of course there's this choice bit from the People article:

[quote]As for his new wife’s famous parents, Aaron and Candy Spelling, Shanian recalls, “He liked to talk about his glory days a little too much, she liked to cast an icy glare and pretend to forget how to pronounce my name.”

Candy: always a c--- to everyone.

The daughter on Dean's right looks like she's willing to carry on the trashy Tori look, right down to the overly bleached urine blonde hair.

Which Nelson twin fathered Liam?

I would've kept Charlie all day long.

I hope he found happiness.

He's pretty off the grid, understandably

So Candy disliked the first husband also. I guess she was disappointed Tori didn't marry a billionaire.

Was the first husband white?

The son hasn’t been cut off r120. Last I heard he works as a therapist. Is on good terms with her. If you read earlier posts you would also k ow that he tells candi not to overindulge his kids with gifts at the holidays.

McDermott added the following hashtags, “#gorgeousgirl,” “#wife” and “#hottie.”

Dean wanted a big bank account. Candi wasn’t going to let that happen.

Maybe she was a gold digger back in her day, but she married aaron spelling. She didn’t leave a marriage and kid behind expecting a gravy train courtesy of the parents of the person she married.

No matter how much money she gives them, it will be spent and they will be crying poor in a heartbeat. Maybe Tori should have better managed the money from all her books she got published and that stinking reality show.

If she wasn’t so unhinged she could have been one of those insufferable mommy bloggers/influencers and made good coin off sponsorships. He just looks like she drinks all day. Terrible people.

He just looks like he* drinks all day ^

R170 seems he’s aware personal agency is inalienable, regardless of parentage

R155 In a few years when the kids of Instagram "influencers" are old enough to break away, I bet we'll hear all kinds of stories from families that put their kid's lives online.

I thought Dean was cute when he was on Due South.

Way back when, I was friends with someone who knew Candy and Tori. Actually, he was friends with Candy. According to him, Candy was crazy about Charlie, thought he treated Tori well, and that was part of her unaccepting Tori's marriage to Dean. She was hoping Tori would get over Dean and work things out with Charlie.

That's what I thought, R178. Charlie told [italic]People[/italic] she was a bitch, but I guess she's just like that to everyone?

Those kids are so ugly it's like Shannon Doherty learned Photoshop.

One continually mispronouncing someone's name is a classic cunt move.

^ Ex: Endora

r115 most of us can agree with that strategy but we never heard what great sin her son committed to also get cut off from his allowance. That's were I take issue. If she thinks both kids are fuck ups then she needs to blame herself. But what did her son do?

Tori was really spoiled by her parents or at least her father and they can't really expect her to be good with money if they didn't teach her to be good with money. They probably just threw money at her. She grew up in the most expensive house in Beverly hills. Tori never grew up in or lived in reality.

Dean's divorce from Mary Jo Eustace was hugely messy and dramatic by Canadian standards, and she's had to shake him down for child support in the past. Now she's even friendly with Tori.

[quote]They are REALLY fat. Something is going on and they are eating their emotions...Does she not know?

I'm sure she's acutely aware of it every second of the day, given her own raging eating disorder (that she has historically denied).

R183, what allowance? Didn't each kid get $800k? To be fair, Candy should really be keeping track of how much she gives Tori and leave that amount to Randy at a minimum.

[quote]Tori was really spoiled by her parents or at least her father and they can't really expect her to be good with money if they didn't teach her to be good with money. They probably just threw money at her. She grew up in the most expensive house in Beverly hills. Tori never grew up in or lived in reality.

Yes, as others have noted upthread, you shouldn't let your kids grow up having everything they want and then yank the rug from under them as adults. It's not like anyone would hire her for a regular job.

She'd be a great lifestyle blogger/influencer if she would commit to it. I think she may also have adult ADHD. You know their house is probably filthy.

[quote]Most of us can agree with that strategy but we never heard what great sin her son committed to also get cut off from his allowance.

If I understand R44 correctly, it's not so much that he did anything wrong but she knows if she gives Randy any money, he'll share it with Tori and she'll blow through it.

Candy's only 77. This fortune hoarding could go on for another ten or fifteen years.

Candy's got half a billion. I recognize the daughter's a nut case but the son turned out great. Why build up that fortune not to assure your kids and grandkids a stress free life? I'd give them enough to do that and structure it so it was safe from misuse. I do think it's cheap of those billionaires who say their kids are on their own. Those kids will probably have sacrificed something during the building of that fortune. But I also worked around a hundreds millionaire for awhile who loved to make the my kids won't inherit anything boast... and have already provided for them amply well before he croaked, so it's usually a bit of ego pleasing PR.

How did Randy become a doctor?

[quote] Candy's got half a billion. I recognize the daughter's a nut case but the son turned out great. Why build up that fortune not to assure your kids and grandkids a stress free life?

Because it’s not their money. They didn’t earn it. Children deserve NOTHING! Not one red cent. That’s what I always tell my husband less he get any funny ideas.

Do any of you really think Tori is putting 5 kids through private school without BIG help from Candygram?

Candy already said she pays for the kids schools. She is just a controlling cunt. With shitty taste.

If Candy Venmo'd Tori a big pile of the fortune, it'd be wasted in 3 years. She has about as much fiscal responsibility as Johnny Depp

The source told RadarOnline.com when it comes to Tori and Dean’s five children, ages 1-11, grandma does help.

“Candy pays more than $72,000 a year for four of the kids to attend a private school,” the source explained. “And she will take the kids clothes shopping, as well as help out with dental and medical bills. But when it comes to paying for purchases Tori and Dean make that they can’t afford, she’s done bailing them out.

“Candy feels that they’ve got to learn to live within their means, and if they have to learn the hard way, so be it.”

We should all have such "stingy" grandparents

I did too r135 and I thought she was beautiful.

Has Candy been paired with anyone since Aaron died besides Tatum O’Neal?

Tori accused her of getting close with one of Aaron's friends when he was dying, but she hasn't publicly dated anyone.

Either she's one of those older women who doesn't want sex anymore, or she's very discreetly enjoying some boy toys.

Er, I was wrong...

While Spelling may have been ready to love again, she struggled with sleep deprivation on account of Larry's penile implant.

"My bionic man could go on for five or six hours, and there is no woman, middle-aged or otherwise, who wants to have sex for that long," she writes. "It was like running a marathon."

She broke up with Mr. "Pump and Dump," as her girlfriends had cheekily nicknamed him, because he was "getting too attached," and she just couldn't stand "those six-hour romps anymore."

The first time Candy met Tori's current husband, Dean McDermott, was at Aaron's funeral, creating an awkward tension. It wasn't until the birth of Tori's first child, Liam, that they healed the rift. She admits they have "never discussed that painful period in our lives when we didn't speak. We just tried carefully to move past it."

Candy also sets the record straight on Tori's supposed disinheritance from her father's will. "What nobody knew was that both Tori and (brother) Randy had already received disbursements from a trust while Aaron was still alive," she writes, adding that she has established college funds for her six grandchildren.

Good on Candy for taking on those expenses for her grandchildren.

Tori age 49 and Dean age 56 should be able to manage the rest. If they can’t, it’s not on Candy to carry them.

Her first husband was way hotter than Dean

Those kids need to be whipped into shape. I'd be cutting their hair off for starters.

Is this a photo from Tori's new Lifetime movie - "Mother, May I Sleep with Carnies"?

Stupid bitch.

He is cute as fuck.

Those puppy dog eyes and lips.

And he loved that beast!

R204, at this point, whipping won't solve anything.

[quote]Both white trash hoarders, with bad taste.

WTF are you talking about? People need to think before they post.

I can understand Candy being called “white trash”, but Tori? How exactly would Tori be considered white trash, especially as she grew up surrounded by wealth and privilege? Tori didn't grow up in a trailer park.

A person can be wealthy, yet still be a hoarder. I have a wealthy relative who is addicted to shopping. This crazy woman owns a four story condo, another house in the country, several cars and has 4 storage units filled with years of “collecting”, yet this woman doesn’t enjoy these items because they are locked in those storage units! Seems she simply enjoys the idea of being financially able to amass tons of useless crap..

As for bad taste, anyone can have bad taste, especially the nouveau riche. Money doesn't buy class or taste. Just look at Dump's disgusting fake gold gilded NYC apartment, talk about trashy and tacky.

Tori has absolutely no moral compose or ethical framework. She's common white trash with access to money. I hope and pray that if Candy is going to leave that fool any money when she dies she'll make sure it's tied up in a trust administered by a 3rd party who will have the power to keep Tori on a short leash.

And Randy Spelling is not a doctor. He doesn't even have a college degree. He works as a "life coach" in Portland, Or. I assume for dumb rich people too stupid to know how to run their own personal lives.

I have a friend who was an extra on '90210' during the college years. The whole cast was fed up with Tori, as she'd arrive late to the set (in a skeevy warehouse in the valley, BTW). She'd arrive late with no make-up on, with visible bruises from her then-boyfriend. The boyfriend happened to be Telly Savalas' son. The irony of all this is that Shannen was about to get fired for her behavior, but Tori had free reign. Almost like her dad was the boss.

r211, interesting that she's always claimed he was never physically abusive, just verbally abusive.

I think secretly Tori likes having fat, homely kids. They make her look (feel) prettier. If her kids were gorgeous, she’d struggle, in my opinion.

I would dare say calling her ugly x15 a day would go hand in hand (pun not intended) of going physically abusive. I just have my friend's word to go on...Jason Priestley especially was upset about Tori arriving to the set late and battered and bruised.

*of being physically abusive. Tori was the perfect target, having had no approval from Candygram.

All I see is white trash and bad, unrealistic hair extensions.

Here's a potential plot twist for you. When Aaron and Candy did their wills/trusts they were reciprocal. So neither could change their/the will upon the death of the other. So Tori and Randy and their kids will all have money coming to them once Candy dies. How much? Who knows? Depending on how the will/trust was set up the executor/trustee might not be obligated to tell anyone this until Candy dies. Candy herself might be on some kind of a budget via the will albeit a relatively large one.

Candygram does also have an eBay where she sells things, from NWT Hermes bags to old Cabbage Patch dolls that she hoarded for Tori and Randy. I can't link because she's not sellingany items currently, but her username is sweetsales2001 on eBay.

They need to be arrested for child abuse. Those kids are inbred looking even though Tori and Dean aren’t related. They’re clearly never washed or given meals unless it’s from a drive thru or vending machine. She’s a fugly cunt obsessed with her weight while she ignores her own kids.

Actually Tori has many storage units.

Thanks for completely making that up r217

The blonde hard-looking daughter- potential porn actress.

The sad thing is R222, she’s only 14.

I thought they were divorcing.

Neither of them could afford to. They'd both want child support and spousal support from the other...but couldn't get it since there's no money, and neither can afford their huge family on their own. So they're stuck.

[quote]Tori has absolutely no moral compose or ethical framework. She's common white trash with access to money.

Again, whose fault is that? I don't think you understand what white trash is. Rich people might act like trash, but they are not considered "white trash". In the US, hillbillies and people who live in trailer parks are considered white trash. Most of Drump's followers are white trash.

Parents are the people who raise their children, well, usually. I don't know much about Tori, I'm not a fan. But it's always fun reading these threads about how fucked up people from privilege are. Yet so many seem to forget their shallow lives are due to their upbringing.

So what you are stating, her parents, had no say in how she was raised? Our parents are usually the people who teach us about life and values. Parents usually encourage our talents and guide us.

If Tori's rich privileged parents didn't raise her, who did, her nannies? If Tori has "no moral compose or ethical framework" that's due to her parents lack of interest.

There are many privileged children of the wealthy, these people are well into their 30s to 50s, they've never worked a day in their lives. Who is to blame for such behavior? Their parents, who continue to coddle them into adulthood and bankroll their shallow lifestyles.

R213 Back when Shiloh Jolie-Pitt rocked the butch look, DLers said the same thing about Angelina Jolie. I thought that sounded silly, but now that Shiloh is styled femininely, I think that they may have been on to something.

Do we know if Tori is the product of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome? Candy Corn looks like she'd be a big drinker.

Aaron and Candy both fug.

Is OP’s pic that of the Hutt family from a new Star Wars show on Disney+?

r193 = insane cunt

At a certain point, shitty parents stops being an excuse. Especially when you have kids of your own. Grow up, Tori

Tori is probably the result of being raised by "the help", a low level of maturity, whatever emotional or mental disease that causes one to be a hoarder and chronic spendaholic, and the influences of the people she's been closest involved with most of her life. She had what appeared to be a very nice husband, but she never loved him, probably because she saw right fast that he was not the type of man who'd sit back and allow her to run wild with money. Then she marries a complete mook who was more than likely just looking for a meal ticket wife.

I rarely advise anyone seek psychiatric help because I consider most psychiatrists to be as messed up as the people they treat. But Tori has desperately needed some sort of treatment her whole life. It's interesting that her own brother, a "life coach" has apparently either never offered his services to his older sister or realizes she's a lost cause

At this point I seriously doubt Tori Spelling will ever be any different than she is now. Unless her mother sets up good financial planning for Tori that she has no power to get out of, I think it's highly possible she'll one day die broke.

What does she want to look like a Kardashian?I mean…

If only Candy had released a video of young Tori being pissed on, none of this would've happened.

R213 is Angelina Jolie

Her implants need surgical attention and she has the overarched eyebrows of a maniac…Tori has made one bad choice after another in her life and it’s sad to see it play out so publicly.

R145

Tori was always ugly, but Dean has definitely joined her ranks. And those poor children! Candy already pays school fees, clothes, rent, food and utilities so she may as well spring for counselling and sports. Tori encourages her fugly older daughter to dream of a modelling career while neglecting her obese younger daughter. The poor oldest child tried for years to fake smile in Tori's happy family photos while being bullied at school. Just disgraceful.

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Fug.

Two hours to come out looking like that?

Imagine giving birth five times and they’re all ugly.

[quote]BTW, I used to see Candy all the time in the high roller slot machines room at The Bellagio - $1000 a pull.

That's disgusting. What an asshole with too much money.

I think the younger daughter (baby #3) got shafted in the pecking order. IIRC Tori got pregnant dangerously early with #4, like a few weeks after her birth, and spent most of the pregnancy in the hospital or on bedrest. Tori was more focused on keeping the next one alive than on bonding with her newborn. And I doubt Dean was picking up the slack.

The younger daughter always looks so sad and over it all.

One thing that has not been mentioned (I don't think), is that Candy's inheritance was not finite. She still receives millions a year in royalties from Aaron's dozens of shows. Between selling that hideous house and her Broadway investments ( her only contribution)- she probably hasn't spent a dime of capital.

Also, if you look around online, Aaron's last will was basically a deathbed one. Obviously to Candy's benefit.

The gays should be on Team Candy for her Broadway funding alone

The house keeps going up for sale

Tori needs to become a honey blond, wear green contacts and wear a softer colored lip. I think she’d be happy with the results. As she looks now, she should be in the real housewives franchise.

R248, no family should live like that. It's fucking ridiculous.

Interesting financial planning for such a wealthy family. My grandparents had money - obviously not on that scale, but my father and 2 aunts receive a nice check each month. Us six grandkids far less, until the the 3 kids die, and then we decide what to do. Split up the trust or continue on.

Unless there is a medical emergency, if you're broke at the end of the month that's on you. Which we aren't, because we all work and aren't hoarder trash.

Too bad Tori didn't get, let's say $500k a year for life.

Why the hell are Candy Spelling and Tatum O'Neal even friends?

R252, they bonded over their dislike of Farrah. Farrah infamously quit Aaron's show, and also stole Tatum's father away. Lots to psychologically unpack there.

Talking about kids this way. No fucking good. Jesus, they haven't done anything.

Getting your hair bleached that often and hair extensions are expensive. How does that bitch pay for it?

I don’t think the kids are ugly. Just fat and unkempt. Tori looks awful, too. She needs to stop trying to be a hot blonde and just try to be pleasant-looking. Her hair is horrendous.

@r248, That house has about as much warmth and character as a Comfort Inn

R254, the oldest daughter isn't anyway near the realm of model material but Tori keeps pushing it. The kid is 14 or so and has been dyeing her hair platinum and wearing adult clothes and makeup to match Tori's for ages.

The fact Tori dragged them all to her "beauty" appointments for hours to be conveniently papped instead of taking them for a walk or to a skate park/playground or beach says it all. Everything is around her appearance. All kids need to be active in some way. She's setting the oldest boy and youngest girl up for lifelong obesity issues.

The kids are overexposed, they get bullied by their peers, and Tori talks to podcasters and whoever else will listen about the bullying! Talk about compounding the problem. Hopefully Candy outlives Tori and Dean. People have watched their shows and said that when Dean tries to discipline the kids or feed them healthy food, Tori objects. Then she plugs diet products on instagram! She's a vapid mess who lives in a dreamworld. She's bad for her own children.

I hate to give Dean props, but you only have to look at the pics he and Tori posted of Stella's 8th grade graduation to go "Yikes, Tori."

And she says it was just different lighting. DM link below.

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R248, Spelling Manor looks like a Church of Scientology conference center

R261 great idea! Someone get Tom on the phone

Tori is mental and immature. That video at the DM link when she runs and hides from the paps (who she probably called herself) when they ask about Dean is like something a twelve year old would do. And photoshopping her daughter's photo is on a par with Candy telling Tori she'd be pretty when she gets her nosejob.

And how much crap do Tori and Candy have? Where is it and what do they do with their warehouses of...what exactly?

Rewatching those selling the Manor shows are hysterical. Candy running to Costcos to buy nutcrackers- she really is mentally ill.

Tori, iz meestake to have more than one baby. Stretch out poosey more so client pay less moneys.

Candy and Tori do everything to excess. When you think about it, even Tori having 5 kids is just crazy.

Candy did very well for herself, considering she was selling lingerie at I. Magnin when she met Aaron.

It was just lighting! I would neverrrr add a full face of digital makeup, lighten her hair and increase her lip size

Tori always had a better body than a face. She can make an onion cry. She should go with a more natural hair color. Subtle blonde, blow out the hair and sport eye wear.

R269 did you forget her boob dent?

How about this r249. (Keep swiping across for the rest of the photo shoot.

More bad taste, Candy's Malibu place.

Well if mom won't give me any money, I'll have to do Onlyfans!

She's revolting.

I've held a lot of disdain for her ever since she bragged on-stage at an awards show that she was more fertile than the Deaner's previous wife.

She's obnoxious enough in public, probably worse in private. I have no sympathy for her not getting more of Aaron's money. And she doesn't have a good body anymore, r269. She never had one. She was skinny with fucked up implants. Now she isn't skinny.

Ray should've pushed harder.

OP, Tori is Jewish, so it's a holiday card not a Christmas card.

Tori looks like Paul Stanley with a blonde wig on.

"Dad? Why is mom dressed like a hooker from The Matrix?'

^ "Because, son, she's a hooker from Beverly Hills"

R270 Boob Dent is the name of my new speed metal band.

Am I wrong in thinking this family would be a hoot to hang out with?

[quote]no inheritance is ‘rightfully’ the children’s or grandchildren’s.

True in America, but in most countries of Europe there is a legal requirement that some of the estate must be divided up equally among the descendants.

Candy won't give Tori money directly because Tori will just waste it all immediately on useless spending. But Candy will pay the kids' bills, such as school, etc.

R283 I’m familiar with the prevailing laws of succession in France and to a lesser degree Germany. There may be other countries which require it, I don’t know. And the supranational laws of the EU don’t require any specific beneficiaries.

The required disposition of some assets/amounts to next of kin are interesting, but certainly not born of equity or compassion rather historical interest in private asset optimization. France and Germany differ on the origins and interested parties, but I understand today they are respected as forced consideration/compassion for your survivors. I have no problem with them, not that my feelings matter, I’m not French or German. Good for them.

their children are a wee bit uggo was a fuggo.

R284, because running to multiple Costcos for 5 foot nutcrackers or McDonald's for hundreds of beanie babies isn't useless spending.

When Candy drops dead, that's going to be one hell of an estate sale.

Tori makes me appreciate women like Jennifer Aniston and Kim Cattrall even more who intentionally chose to forgo childbearing.

Jennifer Aniston recently divulged that she was actually trying to have kids with fertility treatments, etc, but nothing worked.

R289, Jen was lying. She did not desire children. Her statements saying she tried IVF were all PR spin. Gurl knows EXACTLY what to say to keep her frau fanbase in suspense.

Why are these children not getting good orthodontic work? Good God, these underbites need to be addressed.

Little Liam is nearly grown now. He seems sad.

Liam would put on a fake smile in the family photos and the pap shots at film premieres like a little trooper. The youngest daughter rarely smiles. God knows what it is like for children to grow up in that household. Between their mother grifting on instagram, dragging the kids to her beauty appointments (she couldn't go when they're at school?), endless D grade premieres and the questioning over whether their parents are together or not, it sounds like a shitfest. Tori should never have had children. The way she slurped up the attention when pregnant with all her bump-cradling was as bad as Markle. She makes Angelina seem like a good mother. At least her kids get to go to the pet shop and art store. And I can't stand Angelina.

The worst thing about the hideously inappropriate video upthread with Tori putting chicken nuggets between her breasts is she probably got the older daughter to shoot it.

All that plastic surgery has made Tori look worse, she wasn't ugly as a child. Not to mention those disgusting breast implants.

Here's a pic from her appearance on Love Boat.

The best thing Aaron could have done for Tori was show her how to make TV shows, not star in them. Also, therapy. She seems incredibly narcissistic, plus there's the hoarding issue she picked up/inherited from her mother. Her mother has a heap of money. Tori doesn't.

As someone asked upthread, how does she afford her haircare? I'd venture to say by grifting and being papped at the salon with her kids, although it must be a shitty salon to give her freebies in exchange for PR. She probably can't get sponsored for taking her kids to play sports or go to the beach, so she doesn't do it. You never see her or Dean outside with the kids playing on scooters, skateboards, bicycles or skates/blades. Even just taking them for a half hour walk each day would be a good thing. Tori and Dean look like they could both use some exercise, too.

That youngest girl looks like she's morbidly obese and very unhappy. If Tori wasn't famous, SS would probably get involved. Nobody likes to see such an obviously unhappy child in the care of someone so limited, vacuous and self-obsessed. Where is Dean in all of this?

Candy should be attaching conditions to all her financial help: healthy food, appropriate clothing (especially for the oldest daughter), exercise, therapy and Tori to stop using her kids as a source of content material. The oldest daughter is already lapping up the attention and it isn't healthy. Hopefully she will choose a real career and not just end up grifting like her mother. That seems incredibly unlikely, though.

Who knows what Dean actually does apart from a podcast where he discusses his sex life regularly. How embarrassing for their children that must be. Another reason for them to be bullied. Do these kids have friends?

R290, Jennifer Aniston and Marlo Thomas never had children for fear they would be born with their original noses.

I could see Dean and Tori being tax evaders and bank loan scammers, much like the Chrissleys.

Unfortunately, to be tax evaders you have to make money to evade.

Tori’s outfit is absurd. She’s trying to upstage the rest of her family in an outfit unfit for a holiday card.

She’s trying to look sexy in the cheapest way possible. These poor kids.

Oh wow...didn't know Liam is trans. Dean announced it during a movie premiere a few months ago:

“The thing I love about this movie is I got to share it with my 15-year-old who identifies as trans and my gay son,” McDermott said proudly, to a round of applause. “I love that they get a safe space to come and watch this.”

When I first saw his photo on the holiday card, I just assumed he was a Gregg Allman fan or something.

Wait, so they have one kid who is trans and another who is gay? I did not know that

^ Jack, Dean's adult son with his first wife, is gay.

Jack is a tall San Francisco bottom

^ OK, people-who here has had him?

They’re all absolute trash, Tori, Candy, Dean - the lot of them. Let them live and suffer accordingly.

Jack

This post from last year was sweet (even if the first photo's a little weird. The rest are nicer.).

^ Cringe.

I don't think that's cringe- having Tori for a stepmother if you're gay is probably a blast. Hopefully the days she takes you out for lunch, her card isn't declined.

I wonder if Jack is studying at college or working or being supported by someone.

He graduated from San Francisco State. For what, IDK.

It's a miracle he seems to be a well-adjusted adult given that his parents hated each other for most of his childhood.

Well, he's not being finncially supported by his deadbeat father, R310, I can assure you of that.

*Financially. Sorry, my fingers were busy wrapping Christmas gifts for everyone in my family except Dean.

Can you feel the love?

Those kids are so ugly, I wouldn’t piss on them even if I had drunk three, 64oz Big Gulps prior…

Tori’s first book was funny and well written. A lot of what tori got was based on candys taste and likes. Candy would buy tori madame Alexander dolls and almost immediately after tori opened them would take them away and tori couldn’t play with them. She hated the dolls but candy loved them.. when tori was 12 she asked candy if she was pretty. Candy told her”you will be after you get your nose done”

Thanks for the info, guys.

Yes, I found an article from 2019 that Jack was studying graphic design at San Francisco University.

Mary Jo Eustace had an agreement with Dean that he would pay for their son's rent while he was going to college and Dean often wouldn't hold up his end of the bargain.

Obviously Candy wouldn't support Jack financially.

Candy telling Tori she needs a nosejob = Tori burying her daughter under 47 layers of filters and photoshop.

Congrats Tor, you've become your mother. Minus the ATM card.

[quote]I could see Dean and Tori being tax evaders and bank loan scammers, much like the Chrissleys.

Tori and Dean were named by California as among the top 500 tax delinquents in the state.

I didn't realize Tori and her cleavage currently have a show on MTV.

[quote]Tori looks like Paul Stanley with a blonde wig on.

She really does. They could be brother and sister.

R316 Tori's first book (and a couple of others) was co-written by the wonderful Hilary Liftin.

Tori only had to get a nose job because a parrot bit her on the nose. A parrot that Candy trained for months to do so. Oh, who am I kidding...she forced one of the servants to train the parrot on the lanai of Spelling Manor.

^ I guess Candy got sick of throwing balls at Tori's face 😏

Candy wraps gifts herself?

^ That's her biggest hobby outside of shopping

Yes, probably learned from her department store days.

Re the link at r321, how can someone so fugly think she's so hot? That is not camping it up or taking the piss. She genuinely thinks she's attractive. Does she use vaseline on her mirror? She doesn't have one single pretty feature.

At Home With Tori debuts today! Dropping 10 episodes!

She went Christmas, dick shopping, immediately after the mandated, photo shoot.

"Did you get the Christmas photo, Tori? Really! I ask one simple thing of you. What am I supposed to tell them down at the club. When I see the photo, you'll get this month's allowance." -Candy

What a ridiculous company to use such a low-rent family to shift their services. Like anyone would want to be a member of that family. The stepson is probably the only one who had a decent upbringing and that's thanks to his actual mother.

God knows what world Tori's fans live in that they look up to HER. She must be the hero of trailer Park residents all over the US.

To be perfectly honest, with the exception of Aaron who produced thousands of hours of lowbrow but usually enjoyable entertainment, the rest of the family should disappear off the face of the Earth.

Candy and Tori are both mentally ill, Dean is a loser and the kids will probably end up hooked on drugs or worse.

Will Jack be inheriting Candy's doll collection?

I don't think I've ever in my life met anyone as ugly as Tori. How could her parents let her get in front of the camera when they are living examples of the fact that you can potentially make so much more behind it? Her features are jarring in an extremely unpleasant way.

It's brutally fascinating that she has chosen the path she's on. It won't end well for her, Dean or any of their kids. The stepkid has a seemingly decent mother so he might be okay. But the rest of them are pretty fucked.

I’m impressed that her beloved GAY husband could get it up to bang her so many times.

He reminds me of that other HOMO

Alec Baldwin . Why do these closet queens 👸 think that popping out endless kids makes them less QUEER.

"Beloved" husband Dean? Did he die?

R335 is having her period. She's been spouting shit like this all weekend.

Ever since her 90210 days I have known of both men and women who legit think she is pretty. It’s so strange. It’s like they are looking at a different person than I am.

I thought she was cute in the earlish days of 90210, circa “Donna Martin Graduates.” I found her to be much more sweet and endearing than Jennie or Shannen who are both cunty

I tried to watch her new show for shits and giggles, but it appears to be on some obscure channel I couldn't find. Of course I was drunk (as one should be to watch anything Tori), so maybe it was user error.

I couldn't find it either, R340 .

It was supposed to be available through my Samsung TV, but as I said I gave up.

When she was 12. Tori asked her mother, "Am I pretty?" Candy replied, "You will be when we get your nose fixed."

That's already been posted at least twice.

Sorry, I didn't scroll up enough. 344 posts. I can't be bothered.

But you can be bothered to post? I hate lazy people like you.

^Right back at you, cranky skank. Probably read every stupid posting, salivating the entire time with your fingers where the sun don't shine. Back in your hole, mole.

This is tabloit shit. If you read every posting, what does that say about your intelligence. Glean.

Don't you scroll down, not up?

[quote]When she was 12. Tori asked her mother, "Am I pretty?" Candy replied, "You will be when we get your nose fixed."

Maybe Candy should have gently said, "Look at your father and me. Do you really think that would be possible biologically? Anyway, who cares? We're filthy rich!"

Show me where it's previously posted twice, you (reply 346) uptight, nelly, priss pot. You probably will. And I'm laughing my ass off the whole time. Why are you so uptight. Can't get laid even when you pay?

Even Dean wouldn't fuck you- BLOCKED!

It was cruel of Candy to tell Tori she could ever be pretty because no amount of surgery, expertly applied make-up, filters and shitty extensions can fix that hideous face. That a nosejob could was a pipe dream.

I scroll from front to back.

A good nose job like Candy’s? Yikes.

Get a load of this shit:

When she was 12. Tori asked her mother, "Am I pretty?" Candy replied, "You will be when we get your nose fixed."

Can you believe that? lol

This is the funniest thread on DL in a LONG time.

Least they look fake happy compared to Vadge's brood of Negresses she bought for a buck each. LOL.

O-M-G!!!!

When she was 12. Tori asked her mother, "Am I pretty?" Candy replied, "You will be when we get your nose fixed."

Tori’s nose job and breast augmentation look as though she went to a bargain basement plastic surgeon. Both awful. Her nose job always appears to me as cleft lip repair - just odd looking.

R30, I kindly gave Victoria a coupon from the weekly LA newspaper for her nose job, and then multiple Groupons for her breast surgeries.

Candy is a cunt but what’s funny is she has no self awareness as to how cunty she comes off. Everything is everyone else’s fault or a misunderstanding.

I'm guessing she called off the divorce when her lawyers told her she was going to have to pay the Deaner a sizable sum of go-away cash.

Dean is the very definition of shlub.

Emily: But, Mama, you’ve got to say something about me. Am I pretty enough . . . to get anybody . . . to get people interested in me?

Mrs. Webb: Emily, you make me tired. Now stop it. You’re pretty enough for all normal purposes.

Who even has a modicum of interest in this tired, worn out, washed up family? Do people still give a flying fuck about them?

R350 exactly! Yeah it's sad her mom was cunty but jfc, is that your excuse to live your life like this? She should have gotten therapy about this years ago and moved on. Whoever said she likes her kids to be fat is correct, she's relishing in being cuter than them. I used to love her too and had a few of her early books but she's just ridiculous now. And she shows off her botched tit (that she could have fixed years ago) all the time to make people feel bad for her, "I don't even have the money to fix this" she said years ago. Whatever, you and your fat hubby and kids need to go away for awhile.

Candy is the quintessential DL bitch.

Tori has been in therapy her entire adult life (by her admission) and this is how far she's NOT come.

Honey...try a new shrink.

I am fascinated with her desperation to remain famous and to earn money through any means possible.

If they launched a game show where you had to crawl through a 100 foot tunnel filled with human feces, if the price was right you can guarantee Tori would be there.

And how appropriate that Candy pals around with Josh Flagg.

R367, but she ALWAYS has money for make-up artists and salon appointments. And what is with her daughter going platinum blonde at 13?

How much money would she have gotten paid for this trashtastic picture? Would clothes, make-up, hair work and "styling" have been comped, too?

Gay Stepson Speaks Out, Slams Mom and Defends Dean.

Dude, if you're embarrassed, remember the time your dad admitted to having a small dick on a reality show...in tears

Those two poor girls on the right -- they're serving up Chris Farley as a Gap Girl realness.

[quote]"I'll send money for clothes if you get my granddaughters off the streets" —Candy S.

I cant pay the bills with your fucking DOLLS Mother!

[quote]If they launched a game show where you had to crawl through a 100 foot tunnel filled with human feces, if the price was right you can guarantee Tori would be there.

[italic]Tough Shit, Tori![/italic] (hosted by Ellen DeGeneres)

Dean has aged TERRIBLY. Has he just given up on any decent presentation of himself?

The one in the bottom right is a girl?

R377 Yes he works a lot, he’s too busy 🤣

He was decent looking 15 years and 50 pounds ago.

No R378, the fattie on the bottom right is Liam, the one who Dean said was trans one time and then never mentioned it again.

I like Tori! I knew her when I was a kid and one of her best friends babysat me very infrequently when I was little. Tori is a Beverly Hills JAP who has a good heart. She overthinks everything and stresses to the point where she makes herself bedridden. Her parents were never around when she was growing up, so she often gets sick or more recently pregnant as way to make people pay attention to her and take care of her. Tori not only has a problem with hoarding, but obviously spending. She just likes to buy things, it doesn't matter what they are. She's been papped buying like 5 carts worth of shit from Target.

Candy also is a hoarder, but on top of the 55,000 sq ft home, she has an attic that is close to 40,000 sq ft. I have been to the Manor, which is what they used to call their house. Tori only lived in that house of couple of years if that before Candy let her use her condo in a Will,shire high-rise. The house has long been sold to Petra Eckelson who I think bought it when she was in her 30's and totally redid it. It's actually a pretty spectacular house now.

Tori's mother is a real piece of work! I work in that neighborhood among a lot of those type of older single wealthy woman. They are all kind of difficult, overly self involved with tones of plastic surgery but her mother Candy even gets raised eyebrows from the other woman in her social circle. They gossip about here just as much as the staff and professionals that have the unfortunate opportunity to work for her. No one likes her, not her staff, not her assistant, contractors, neighbors or even the wealthy woman who go to her "charity" events.

Not a surprise that her daughter is so messed up with that kind of self obsessed personality and absent parenting skills. Most of those type of woman have kids with similar issues. The only difference is most of those other woman will at least support their fucked up kids out of guilt for poor upbringing. Tori's mom will not even do that. She's the true definition of a selfish CUNT.

R382, it wasn't spectacular when the Spelling family had it? Was it just tacky then?

Tori was saying on a radio show that she has no access to credit cards now, just debit. Someone stole her card (or card number) and racked up $16k in purchases before she realized it.

She’s such a mess.

She needed a sex tape, 20 years ago, when they were popular.

She could be rich!

R385 Right. “Someone” stole her credit card. That sounds very much like the excuse of a drug addict: “I accidentally dropped my pain pills in the toilet and need a new script!”

Exactly, 387. Or, “That’s not my cocaine in my pocket! I was holding it for someone else! These are someone else’s pants!”

Even for a celebrity, she seems massively dysfunctional. I doubt her kids have happy lives at home or school.

When Chelsea Handler had her E! Show and was pretty big tori was one of her biggest targets. She flat out called her ugly, a horse etc. this was when candy and tori had their first public falling out and around the time candy was about to sell spelling manor. Candy invites handler to tour the house with her for a tv special knowing how nasty she was about making fun of tori and her looks and they get along famously.

Years ago I heard that Christie Brinkley’s elderly parents stepped in and controlled her finances because she had been ripped off and taken advantage of so many times. If Christie wanted to go shopping her parents put her on a budget and would call the stores she was going to shop at and let them know how much she was allowed to spend.. she was sweet but incredibly naive and gullible.

I'm still trying to figure out how to watch Tori's new show, but team Tori. Aaron's will was changed two months prior to his death when he had dementia, and Candy was fucking someone else.

Figures Candy would be friends with Josh Fagg. Edith (allegedly) bailed Josh out iyft the multi-million dollar art "misunderstanding" that almost ruined his career.

Still no one wants to buy the $165M 14-bedroom LA home her Daddy built in LA, huh? Or is it just overpriced?

The how was sold years ago R392. Please catch up.

R393, no dear, it's still listed on multiple realty sites. Do your homework.

Candy sold the place back in 2011 for $85 million. The buyer sold it to someone after massive renovations, so it is listed for the third time. Not unusual.

R394, you need to do your homework.

It went up for sale again in February 2022.

Wikipedia says the house was completed in 1991 at a cost of $12 million. That doesn't sound right. That sounds low for such an enormous house.

Wow. The gray interiors are really awful. Asking nine figures and they can’t stage it and get a good photographer?

The property prior to the Spellings purchasing it was the old Bing Crosby estate in Holmby Hills (which is a gorgeous pocket of homes sandwiched between Beverly Hills, Bel Air, and Westwood.

[quote] it wasn't spectacular when the Spelling family had it? Was it just tacky then?

Candy has very matronly, old lady taste. I think what was so off about the house was the scale was all wrong (aside from the decor). You would have a living room that was say 1500 sq ft, but the fireplace would be a normal sized fire place that would be in anyone's room. The bowling is cool, the grounds are gorgeous, and just the sheer size is impressive. It was meant to be larger. Aaron cut a whole additional wing off that Candy had wanted.

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^^^ I see what you mean by old lady taste, R399.

The living room at R400 is especially bad.

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^^^ Candy, the gold digger, succeeded beyond her wildest dreams.

I watched it being built- there's a park nearby where I would have lunch with a friend. At one point when they were testing exterior colors, one was either stucco or paint with glitter mixed in.

I'm surprised tacky Candy didn't go with that.

Poor Candy, all that money and she still looks like a toad.

Everybody loves a train wreck, myself included. I don't really care about celebrities and their woes, but it's fun to watch the dumpster blaze.

R400 post is when it was redone by a young 30-something Tamara when she bought. You should have seen it before when Candy was the owner. Very heavy draperies, carpeting, country wall paper. I think they were going to for a Buckingham Palace meets Beverly Hills aesthetic. King Charles has even stayed there. R400 is young and sexy compared to Candy.

I think I posted Candy's Malibu house in this thread. Not beachy in the least and hideous.

Yes R409! Candy's Malibu house cannot be missed if you drive on PCH in Malibu - easy to see from the road. It's the only red brick colonial on PCH and probably in Malibu that sticks out like a sore thumb. Any earthquake, liquefaction, or tsunami and that house is going to be a pile of rubble.

Beach pics. Tori showing off her breast implants in a flesh colored top. Dean looking fat and over-the-hill.

This must be Spelling Manor when Candy lived there. It's not that bad, except for the doll room.

That Spelling Candy is sour. The sweetest Candy of all was Candy Samples. Here's her biography podcast.

The outfit is hideous in R411 but Tori looks good

Is she pregnant again?

The cherubic blonde girl in go go boots is thinking, "As soon as nana Candy and mom croak, I'm taking out all the other rat bastards in this shitty press photo."

At almost 50? I doubt it, those eggs must be powdered by now.

[quote]Candy sold the place back in 2011 for $85 million. The buyer sold it to someone after massive renovations, so it is listed for the third time. Not unusual. [R394], you need to do your homework.

R395, Nice try. I correctly noted that the property is currently on the market. Doesn't matter if it was sold in 2011. So I did my homework, cunt. How embarrassing for you.

R418, actually it does matter because Candy sold it. Who gives a fuck if it's on the market with another seller? Nothing to do with Candy now- she made her money.

I suggest you get at least a community college degree before posting further, and fuck yourself.

R419 If you bothered to looks at my posts, you'll see that I was initially responding to someone claiming that the house was sold and not on the market. I wasn't responding to someone saying that CANDY sold the house, cunt. Truth is: The house in ON the market and you're a fool.

CHECKMATE, bitch.

Lets bring this back to Tori, Dean and their homely children.

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^^^Aw. In R422's link, Priestley was so darn cute back in the day.

Her face 🫣😵‍💫

Tori spent $500+++ on a gingerbread house, same bakery that the Kardashians use.

Gingerbreads houses for $1600. +?????

The '90210' beach condo is for rent on AirBnB and the reviews are not kind. $350/night and the guy apparently never renovated the inside since the show used it as a holding space foe the outside filming. (All the interiors were shot in a janky warehouse in the Valley, since Aaron Spelling was so cheap. Even Our Tori had to drive to the Valley every day for interior shots.

Well, Tori lived in the Valley, so how long was the drive?

You bitches! My kids are almost cute!

Even 'Melrose' had a better studio than '90210'. Aaron didn't even care that Tori (and even Randy, playing Steve's younger brother) were filming in a warehouse in a sketchy area. He'd lost a lot of $$$ on 'Dynasty', hence he pitched '90210' to Fox and was shocked it got picked up. Then 'Melrose' spun off of that.

Wow, she had extensive plastic surgery! She used to look like this:

^I strongly prefer THAT famous Amos!!

New family photo.

I guess Candygram doesn't go to the Valley.

Yes, pics of a family of unkempt teens definitely make me want to visit Universal.

Great influencing Tori!

Jesus Christ! What an odd collection of people.

Is she still rocking the eye patch?

They actually make contact lenses you can sleep in that last a month. I used to wear them. But 99% of the brands out there are NOT supposed to do that. Can stick to your eyeballs as they dry out overnight. I doubt she did the research.

That face, that damned face. Not even her mother loves that face.

R439 but I do!!

R440 is Dean, too drunk to remember to sign

[quote]Obviously there were times she should have held her tongue with Candy, and she chose not to. When we’re young, we think there will be another “Co-Ed Callgirl” paycheck from Lifetime around every corner, forever and ever. But then the laughter stops. In short, Tori fucked around, and found out.

I feel sorry for her kids. That is all I've got.