Well Bitches, this poll isn't going to answer itself!
When do you put up your Christmas Tree?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 29, 2022 2:04 PM |
August 1st
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 21, 2022 10:15 PM |
December 22nd
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 21, 2022 10:15 PM |
I’m not putting it up. I’ll be away over Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 21, 2022 10:16 PM |
You put the tree up the weekend AFTER Thanksgiving and take it down the day AFTER New Years (January 2nd)
Everything else is WRONG.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 21, 2022 10:16 PM |
I sit on mine year round. That’s my kink!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 21, 2022 10:17 PM |
Since I'm not trash, I don't put it up until after Thanksgiving.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 21, 2022 10:18 PM |
I'm tree-free.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 21, 2022 10:19 PM |
r6
When after Thanksgiving and when do you take it down? You're being sneaky by avoiding the question.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 21, 2022 10:24 PM |
Not many choices in your poll, but whatever. At least do a Vivian Vance or a Montgomery Clift. I'm tree-free as well. Only a few strings of lights over the dog house, a blue blanket, and I call it a day.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 21, 2022 10:25 PM |
R8 Oh fine, pry it out of me. :)
I put it up the day after Thanksgiving!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 21, 2022 10:28 PM |
12/18 or thereabouts.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 21, 2022 10:29 PM |
r10
And YET AGAIN, you only answered part of the question, the second half, when do you take it down?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 21, 2022 10:29 PM |
Things are so bad right now in life that I put the tree up yesterday- Have not put ornaments on it yet, just lights.
It wil be completely up the day after Thanksgiving.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 21, 2022 10:33 PM |
Can't have one. No room, and the cats would be knocking it over constantly.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 21, 2022 10:58 PM |
We are Catholics - so, we put ours up on Christmas Eve with our friends and family, then go to midnight mass, come back home and have a feast. We get to open one gift that night. The rest are for the morning after. We leave the tree up for the TWELVE DAYS OF FUCKING CHRISTMAS you ignorant hillbillies - and then we take it down on the Epiphany (or Three Kings Day, for the Latino Catholics) as is tradition. Goddamn, you people have your seasons all out of whack. (Probably already stuffing your St. Valentine's Day envelopes)
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 21, 2022 11:16 PM |
Christmas Eve- real candles.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 21, 2022 11:26 PM |
No tree. Not everyone worships Santa, you know.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 21, 2022 11:29 PM |
Treefree.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 21, 2022 11:34 PM |
My mom always out the tree up on Christmas Eve! That was usually the day she bought it too as they were on sale . Then while my siblings and I decorated the tree , she was wrapping the presents. That wasn't too bad but she would sometimes leave it up until ST. Patrick's Day . So that was sort of a problem!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 21, 2022 11:43 PM |
Tree is up on St. Nick's Day (Dec 5-6) and Down after Three King's Day (Jan 6). That's how you do it.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 21, 2022 11:47 PM |
It depends on what day of the week falls. I like to have it up two full weekends before Christmas and I leave it up until January 6.
I didn’t put up a tree from 2012 until 2020.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 21, 2022 11:51 PM |
My tree & ornaments haven't been out and up since 2019. I'm looking forward to bringing them out over Thanksgiving weekend. But not before. It all comes down during the first weekend in January.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 22, 2022 12:14 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 22, 2022 12:29 AM |
Tree up the weekend after Thanksgiving. Tree down after January 6th (one must celebrate the 12 days of Christmas).
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 22, 2022 12:36 AM |
R20 is technically correct, but we have Christmas part 2 over the MLK holiday (we like to stretch it out), so I leave it up until then.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 22, 2022 12:37 AM |
On the third Sunday of Advent (or the day before)
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 22, 2022 12:50 AM |
The 1st of NEVER.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 22, 2022 1:05 AM |
R19 My mother and I would get a tree on Xmas Eve, too, but we would usually wait until the vendors were gone and the leftover trees abandoned.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 22, 2022 1:50 AM |
Never. I had one in the ‘90s and was stepping on the damned needles for months afterwards. Never again. I hate December anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 22, 2022 1:52 AM |
Oh man ours is up already, but eldergay won't turn it on until after Thanksgiving. I hate decorations.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 22, 2022 4:04 AM |
Oh man ours is up already, but eldergay won't turn it on until after Thanksgiving. I hate decorations.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 22, 2022 4:04 AM |
Oh man ours is up already, but eldergay won't turn it on until after Thanksgiving. I hate decorations.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 22, 2022 4:04 AM |
Anyone who puts up their Christmas tree and Christmas decorations before the day-after-Thanksgiving is a sociopath.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 22, 2022 4:08 AM |
30 years ago, when I moved out of my parent's house.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 22, 2022 4:13 AM |
Normally, it goes up the weekend after Thanksgiving and stays up until end of January or early Feb.
During the pandemic, my tree stayed up all year. The tree I put up in 2019 stayed up until March 2021. It brought some light and happiness to my life during a very dark time.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 22, 2022 4:34 AM |
^ The cat likes it too. He likes to hang out under the tree and often puts all his toys under the tree like he's delivering presents.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 22, 2022 4:38 AM |
Never
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 22, 2022 4:40 AM |
Umm.... how did the tree not die in over a year?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 22, 2022 4:40 AM |
I don't decorate anymore. It's such a tedious process.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 22, 2022 4:56 AM |
It's an artificial tree, Rose @R39.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 22, 2022 4:57 AM |
[quote] My mom always out the tree
Stay out of my personal life FRAU BITCH!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 22, 2022 5:11 AM |
[quote]It's an artificial tree, Rose @[R39].
Oops, this was meant for R38
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 22, 2022 5:18 AM |
Thanksgiving night or the day after.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 22, 2022 5:21 AM |
Thanks for the clarification, r42. Having an artificial Christmas tree up for over a year is much more classy than a dead live one.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 22, 2022 5:32 AM |
I've never had a Christmas tree living on my own and the last time I lived in a house that did have a Christmas tree was my mom's but I woke up that morning to her and my sister fighting and the tree out on the back porch on its side still with all the lights and ornaments that had fallen off and broken around it.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 22, 2022 5:54 AM |
On the few years I've done anything, it's usually a wreath or a garland, and that's it. Plenty.
But this atheist concurs with the hardcore Catholic at R15: Xmas Eve and "leave the tree up for the TWELVE DAYS OF FUCKING CHRISTMAS you ignorant hillbillies." Until Three King's Day, 6 January.-- and then it's right out the door or wherever it gets trashed or hibernates.
In Spain the holiday schedule is: 24 December: Tree and huge feast (seafood as the basis). 25 December: spend day meeting friends and family in cafes, restaurants, in the street for coffee or light meals. 31 December: a slightly simpler version of the 24 December feast, with the Swallowing of Grapes as the clock strikes midnight. 6 January a late breakfast or afternoon meal (relatively simple) and the exchange of gifts -- never earlier.
By 7 December, there's nothing more than what's left of a bowl of wrapped holiday sweets left.
I can't go for you maudlin bitches who had bad childhoods, making over your houses as Winter Wonderlands (i.e. tacky Walmart Santalands) adorned with shiny plastic and sparkly LED lightstrings for 5 months of the year, bemoaning that "if only it could last longer."
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 22, 2022 6:00 AM |
I visit it in the storage shed, along with my beloved hedge trimmers.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 22, 2022 6:06 AM |
[quote]I can't go for you maudlin bitches who had bad childhoods, making over your houses as Winter Wonderlands (i.e. tacky Walmart Santalands) adorned with shiny plastic and sparkly LED lightstrings for 5 months of the year, bemoaning that "if only it could last longer."
Well good thing nobody posted anything like that on this thread! That would have been such a savage burn!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 22, 2022 6:09 AM |
On Halloween.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 22, 2022 11:04 AM |
In the 1990s, I used to be that Xmas queen complete with a tree loaded tree bling that took days to go up and down. Sold that off, and I’ve not put one up since around 2005. I have a couple boxes of decorations to sit around on tables, and I put a wreath on the door. Takes about 30 minutes and done. Low stress Xmas. Bring me the boozy eggnog now.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 22, 2022 12:00 PM |
R47 does seem really nice. Has she got a lifestyle channel?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 22, 2022 12:36 PM |
Does Nicolas have a job? Or does he suck some old thangs dick for cash?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 22, 2022 3:12 PM |
I will put mine up some time in early December. I like Christmas trees. I hate taking it down - not because I can't part but because I'm like fuck this will take forever. Total Grinch about the takedown.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 22, 2022 3:30 PM |
Remember several years ago when many of us shared pictures of our living rooms? I'd love to see some DL Christmas trees.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 24, 2022 3:28 AM |
Second week in Dec
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 24, 2022 4:41 AM |
In my Catholic childhood, it was Christmas Eve for putting up the Christmas tree and Jan. 6th for taking it down. The lots were sold out of nice trees by Christmas Eve, so every childhood tree was a true Charlie Brown misshapen, asymmetrical mess. Lots of tinsel and ornaments were called into action to fill in the bare spots. Often they were already losing their needles by the time we bought them, so by Jan. 6. there were piles of dead needles everywhere to be vacuumed up as we dragged the carcass out to the street. Now I have an artificial tree and I'll put it up this weekend, as I plan to be gone by Christmas on vacation. I will probably pot up my amarylis bulbs currently resting in hibernation in the garage just before I leave and I hope they will begin to send up bloom buds just as I return. I will also trim up some of my evergreens, particularly arborvitaes, as they smell very fresh and woodsy in doors when cut fresh.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 24, 2022 7:48 AM |
First week of December..
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 24, 2022 7:51 AM |
OP, you made me laugh with your “2” choices.
So stop it. It’s very un-DL of you.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 24, 2022 8:03 AM |
I put up my Christmas tree the day before Thanksgiving and leave it up until January 6th. The German way, since Christmas trees are a German invention.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 24, 2022 9:10 AM |
It's different every year for me. Now that I got rid of my artificial tree after nine good years, I look forward to getting a real one this year.
I'll put it up around the 10th of December, I think. And it'll be gone somewhere in the first week of January.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 24, 2022 9:22 AM |
[quote] I put up my Christmas tree the day before Thanksgiving and leave it up until January 6th. The German way, since Christmas trees are a German invention.
So are gas chambers, but I don't set one of those up for Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 24, 2022 2:23 PM |
R62, you should try it and sit in it.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 24, 2022 2:36 PM |
Now it really is Christmas1
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 24, 2022 2:53 PM |
The funny thing is, I only REALLY get into the Christmas mood about two weeks after Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 24, 2022 3:03 PM |
[quote] Ahh, Germans. Well-known for their clever wit...
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 24, 2022 3:28 PM |
[quote]Goddamn, you people have your seasons all out of whack. (Probably already stuffing your St. Valentine's Day envelopes)
I’m not stuffing envelopes, but I am drinking in anticipation of St. Patrick’s Day. Does that count?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 24, 2022 3:42 PM |
Christmas Eve
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 24, 2022 6:02 PM |
This will be the third year in a row I haven't put up a Christmas tree (2020 I was isolated by myself, why bother, and I never put one up when I visit my Parents for Christmas... which I did in 2021 and am doing again this year because they're getting too old to travel (and risk Covid) and it's less expensive for me travel there than both of them to travel here).
I imagine if I can convince them that I should always visit them every year instead of alternating like we used to, then I will likely never put up a Christmas tree again.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 26, 2022 4:40 PM |
I live alone and pretty much am alone. I like putting up the tree. I think a lot. There are memories, good and bad. I wouldn't call it melancholy but I wouldn't call it idyllic. Overall, I enjoy having it.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 26, 2022 5:15 PM |
It's just so much work. Putting it up. Taking it down. I just can't be bothered if I'm the only one who will ever see it.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 26, 2022 5:16 PM |
Taking it down, I am total why did I even fucking do this fuck I hate this cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 26, 2022 5:25 PM |
I just keep a small tree (3 feet max) and all I do is move it from a storage room to the living room for a month and then back again. I don't disassemble anything, it gets put away with ornaments and lights attached waiting for the next year. Easy Peasy. The hardest part is draping the skirt which takes all of 30 seconds.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 26, 2022 5:28 PM |
Xmas trees are for people in relationships and/or with families. I'm single (and have been for many years) and an atheist, so I can't even remember the last time I put up a tree.
However, I do have a cluster of HUGE long-needle pines right in front of my place. Does that count?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 26, 2022 5:28 PM |
Single and atheist here, too, R75 — but I love the warmth of Christmas kitsch.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 26, 2022 5:49 PM |
Also single and atheist, but Christmas is hardly about Christ anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 26, 2022 5:52 PM |
Ooooh, Dutchie, I didn’t know you were single.
Heyyyyy.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 26, 2022 5:56 PM |
I put my tree up today.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 27, 2022 5:08 PM |
But you’re cute, so you can get away with it.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 27, 2022 5:10 PM |
I put a lovely artificial wreath on the house next to the front door. That's the extent of my holiday decorating.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 27, 2022 6:39 PM |
[quote] Xmas trees are for people in relationships and/or with families. I'm single (and have been for many years) and an atheist, so I can't even remember the last time I put up a tree.
Single and atheist, too, but if I wanted a Christmas tree, I'd have one. Do you also not cook for yourself because you're single?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 27, 2022 6:47 PM |
I'd say: tree goes up & gets decorated somewhere between December 1 and 7. (Seems like a waste to decorate it on December 24.)
Tree comes down on January 2 or 3, 7th at the very latest.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 27, 2022 6:49 PM |
December 6th.
Saint-Nicolas.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 27, 2022 6:49 PM |
R82, I mostly eat out. Cooking for one sucks.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 29, 2022 2:00 PM |
Black Friday (or Dec 1 if lazy).
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 29, 2022 2:02 PM |
Comes down after MLK day.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 29, 2022 2:04 PM |
really, OP ?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 29, 2022 2:04 PM |