Todd Chrisley sentencing tomorrow

Now if there was a Bravo reality TV show in which Chrisley kids visit them in prison, listening to their Daddy's latest adventures and meeting their Mom's new girlfriend, Big Marge, I'd tune in for that.

I'm having trouble understanding her body shape. What the hell body type is that?

I have wondered this same thing:

[quote]Taxing Our Patience Question: Why are the Chrisleys still on television? I read where they were convicted of tax evasion or something. Is NBC (via USA Network) so desperate for viewers that they are giving time to these people with another season of Chrisley Knows Best? My God, Hallmark dumped Lori Loughlin when she was just accused of a crime. Have they no conscience? — Sandy S

[quote]Matt Roush: Money talks — which in this case has a rather sad irony. In announcing the June return of the reality series, the same month that Todd and Julie were convicted of fraud and tax crimes, USA touted that Chrisley Knows Best was “USA’s most-watched current original series.” Apparently, USA is still amused by their antics, and maybe some of their fans are, but I’m no champion of this genre of self-exploitation even when the characters aren’t criminals, so I guess I’m as disgusted as Sandy by this. Or would be if I’d ever even watched this show.

Used to be, a network or cable channel would drop someone like this, they used to distance themselves. I was watching something over the summer and saw a preview for the new season and thought "wait aren't they in like a shitload of serious trouble right now? And USA's just gonna air it anyway?"

R2, that's a Southern lady's body shape pre-Nutri System.

That man is very gay.

The audacity of being on a reality show, using your real names and avoiding taxes.

Then again, this is something Drumpf would do and did do.

". What the hell body type is that? "

Stuffed turkey 😏

"That man is very gay. "

He looks like he's about to announce, "And now it's time to play, Hollywood Squares"

Those aren't even tits, just chest bulk.

R2 and that is WITH the spanx

She's built like a linebaker, no waist, narrow hips and a big bulky chest

Perhaps he's just 'camp as a row of tents'...

A friend and I are taking bets on how long their sentences are going to be. I say they'll throw the book at Todd and give Julie about x5 years, plus probabtion. Nanny Faye will be visiting Todd in prison for the rest of her living years. She'll have a new son-in-law, though!

*probation. Though she looks like she's having a baby in that dress. Can two prisoners have conjugal visits?

Apple. Just a fat little apple.

Maybe the queenie son can take over then.

[quote]Maybe the queenie son can take over then

He's too busy selling his aromatic candles

^That link made me laugh; I can imagine them having candle scents like "Momma's dirty yoga pants" "Dog blanket", "Big Daddy's morning breath"

How long until Todd becomes the prison pass-around bottom...?

[quote] I'm having trouble understanding her body shape. What the hell body type is that?

It's called "former fat ass trailer trash now tarted up with makeup, hair dye, industrial strength Spanx, & expensive but trashy garments, financed with stolen money".

Hopefully not very long. ^

I hope they both get more than 10 years, and I hope they end up stony broke over this. The government needs to take any and all property they own as well as any money they have in banks, and all jewelry.

Hopefully we'll see Todd being dragged off in cuffs, squalling like a baby, Jim Bakker style.

Those people are common criminals. Just because they come wrapped up in pretty packages doesn't mean they should be treated any differently than anyone else.

Chase is hawt in a douche Southern white boy way.

[quote] I'm having trouble understanding her body shape. What the hell body type is that?

Spanx.

She looks like she takes fashion tips from Mariah Carey.

They won't be in jail at the same time. They still have two minor children and an aging mother to take care of. It will be like a Giudice situation.

She'll get less time than him. He's always been the mastermind behind their scams. But she went right along with them, so she'll pay too.

In terms of DL gayness he’s like 75%.

With daddy out of the way, I’m gonna get all the pool boys and day-laborers to myself. Who-eee!!!

His fraud was small time compared to what some do, but he will be made an example of because he's a politically safe public figure to go after. Note: I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it.

And now little Grayson has cracked up the truck that Daddy and Mommy gave him when he was 15.

I would not be surprised if that car "accident" was some sort of tactic to delay the sentencing. Timing is sus.

Grayson looks more like a cookie smeller than Chase

anyone know what time we can expect the ruling to come down?

Who's going to take care of Grayson? Memaw is old and feeble, a drunk and gambler as well.

the black granddaughter can go back to living with her father. I always felt Todd only wanted her for the show

Based off of the photo at R33, seems Grayson should be driving something a little more dainty. And the timing seems suspect.

From Todd Chrisley's ex-wife:

"She and 'Chrisley Knows Best' star were high school sweethearts in South Carolina and married when she became pregnant age 19.

Says Chrisley loved soap-operas, was infatuated with TV and interior decorating and spoke of becoming a model.

Admits she can 'see why' people think he's gay."

By the look of his windshield, looks like he wasn't wearing a seat belt and his head went through the windshield. Pretty serious stuff.

R29 is Chase.

Grayson son, this yerr lil deddy a speakin' achu.

Yerr mam'mah unh I need jist i lil die-ver-shun-ery stunt ferr tumerrh.

Hows bout you git in a rye nice lil REAH-ENDUHHH ferr yerr lil deddyboos!

Sorry, Grayson does not ping.

Does gayface run in the family?

Does the prison barbershop do blond highlights?

[quote] Sorry, Grayson does not ping.

Agree. Standing next to Chase, Grayson (although I just typed/typo'd this as "Gayson"...hmmmm) looks as butch as Harrison Ford.

Grayson will grow into his looks. He will be a handsome man. Check back in 10 years.

the good looking son is the druggie

I think that's too potentially serious of an accident to be a stunt.

The Southern accent can make even straight guys sound gay.

Any news?

The kids are going to have a new stepfather and I'm not talking about Julie getting remarried

So true, R48.

Where is the lesbian daughter? She was butching it up last checkin.

R52 Savannah?

Did the judge throw the book at him?

12 years for him. 7 years for her.

Lots of time to reflect and dilate.

Todd got 12 years and Julie got 7.

how long before Chase starts an OF or becomes a rent boy?

[quote] By the look of his windshield, looks like he wasn't wearing a seat belt and his head went through the windshield.

Looks to me like the windshield was broken in from the outside. How, I don't know. Maybe the truck he rear ended had something heavy in the back that flew back into his windshield.

I watched their show a handful of times. Who is the Black child's parent?

That's his "being fucked with a huge cock while smelling cookies" face R17.

Will their series be continued from prison?

Why not, looool

Todd will settle right in when he gets to prison. He'll have 12 years to get lots and lots of prime convict cock.

[quote]Did the judge throw the book at him?

Yes, a copy of "The Joy of Gay Sex."

He will enjoy that R63.

R63, he needs make sure to pull them out or he’ll get pregnant!

I hope he gets put into a cell with a big hulking black man

He'll probably be out in 5. But for this queen, he probably considers no access to hair bleach, Botox, and injectibles as worse than a death sentence.

guess it's time for Julie to release her inner lesbian

[quote] He'll probably be out in 5

No he won't. There is no early release in Federal sentences. The only way he could get out sooner than 12 years is if he files an appeal and either wins it or gets a shorter sentence.

There is a spinoff show with the kids and granny, which will probably continue.

Oh my, what will Todd do for foundation, eyeliner, and blush while he's locked up? I doubt they sell those things in the prison store.

He will enjoy that too R67.

Dipshit Julie thinks she's going into an Orange is the New Black but it's gonna me more of a Born Innocent situation.

They were sentenced. I’m so tired that you will have to Google it. They got major prison time.

Ha ha

Disregard my post.

He'll be in PC, protective custody, AKA punk city.

Too bad they did all of the illegal stuff, they had a sweet deal going on.

Does anyone know if they were taken into custody immediately or let go and ordered to turn themselves in by a certain date? If they let them go home from court Todd will probably kill himself before he goes to prison. He's already said he'd die in prison.

How many times a day will Todd drop the soap?

^The judge is allowing them to surrender themselves but I didn’t hear a date.

I've always found this family repulsive, even by reality TV standards, but now I'm intrigued. Even Frau Honey BooBoo (mostly) managed to stay out of the jug (the occasional arrest after a meth binge doesn't count!). How will Todd cope without manlights? Will the lesbian sister go full diesel dyke? Will Julie start some kind of MAGA prison ministry? And what about the two sons, Gay & Gayer? Will they have to turn into their big pick up trucks for Barbie cars? These questions must be answered!

Julie, you don't understand. They'll put you in a women's prison!

Somebody here already mention it, but I can totally see one of them attempting suicide before going to jail. However, they'll probably be out in a few years due to "overcrowding" like other celebrities.

^For federal sentences, they won’t get more than a 15% reduction for good behavior or for any other reason.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Yep Todd will be in the clink for a decade Julie just under 6 years.

Chace will need to drop a few pounds before he joins OF. Kid has gotten chunky.