Jesus Christ of the Latter Gay Whores

Who the fuck would pay for that?

R1 you posted my exact thought.

I was gonna hire him this week, no thanks after seeing this.

I had to stop after he started whining about his life. Let me know if I missed anything interesting.

R1 Some people don't have much options and a dick is a dick

I can't even listen to him for more than 10 seconds. Like, literally, like, I'm like, like,

Sexy body, though! Just tape its mouth shut.

Wow - Patch is one of the neediest people on this planet. And a perpetual victim. Yuck!

And can someone tell him he needs to grow out his eyebrows ?

Bitch is 37! Far too old and fug to be an escort.

No one fucks up their kids like the Mormons do. He needs to get the fuck out of Utah and discover that he is hot enough to get whatever kind of man he wants.

"that he is hot enough to get whatever kind of man he wants."

R9 must have glaucoma.

How many times did Orrin Hatch hire him?

Mormon does to gays what convent schools do to teenage girls.

LDS clients who hire Patch do so because they want to talk about their shared history of being gay or bi and told their entire life that there's something wrong with them.

Remember even masturbation is viewed as an extremely negative and selfish act as is viewing porn of any kind. Many LDS men have become so disconnected from their wives as well as other men in their peer group that the act of intimately hugging a naked younger man is a major thrill.

Only because they are stupid R13. A past president of LDS was gay. The witch hunts that have occurred since that lowlife racist fascist Ezra Taft Benson took over has made the LDS a laughingstock everywhere people have brains.

And yet....

Something the youngsters around her have yet to learn: the world does change, but the traumas we experienced in our youth stay with us. Sure, the LDS church is slightly better than it was, but that doesn't change a lifetime of programming, shame, and fear that people endured. You can't just "get over it" with the snap of a finger.

This guy was also a Mormon gay escort and did a few one-man shows about it (in order to get a large audience, he got naked, too.)

I hate to say it, but it is p robably the celebrity status of Dustin Lance Black that has caused a few of the 80 year olds to reform.

I'd give him a spin - he has a nice body. I'd like to see it without clothing covering it.

Fales is gorgeous ! Any naked photos of him available on line ? Please link !

There are links to his various sites in OP's post -lots of nudes. He probably has twenty or thirty on Rentmen alone...

I'm contemplating giving him a call and arranging to take him with me on my next cruise.

Thanks [R21] - I missed the link. He has a great body - nice dick and balls. I'd hire him if he were near me.

Any links to Fales, though ?

R1 read my mind. who pays to fuck someone with that face on him ? Eww

The interesting thing R16, is they got over it with a snap of the fingers because it was never as important to them as they pretended. Gays were just collateral damage to them. They never really believed we were evil although they treated us like murderers.

I fucked a Mormon once because he had a bath tub.

Jaw goals.

Partner discovered his father had ditched two bastard children and they ended up being adopted by Mormons. Kids, grandkids - they're ALL fucked up, not from being adopted but from the terrible, dishonest, crude and controlling LDS "culture."

They're lazy, fat, aimless, angry and never say thank you. And rather stupid - uneducated in anything aesthetic, in ethics, in history and the world and most of all in the necessary primacy of empirical-based, evidence-based decision making. Those who leave remain attached.

My partner is very patient and kind, but the absolute consistency of it - never mind the unspoken gay issues the LDS spouts - make things difficult, He's still horrified at his dead father's hidden behavior, and they're not the only bastards the man had while living a serial-married, respectable, community-pillar life. But the Mormon thing is really, really bad. Generations of damaged people.

Doesn’t take religion to be a member of a productive society, and no being gay isn’t an excuse.

And what do you produce paper pusher?

R17 He is dreamy. I want to fuck him. With my cock.

R27 none of those horrible traits you list describe any Mormon I've met. Particularly the aimless, lazy and fat part, on the contrary I have found most Mormons to be the opposite of that. Sounds like those kids have bad genetics or just that their adoptive parents were incompetent outside of Mormonism.

When I waited tables in college, I had a group of Morman "missionaries" around my age come in about once a week for a month and request my section. Always nice, good tippers, hot. Looking back, I probably could have had one of them if I'd have made a move.

R14 … the LDS has been a laughing stock ever since Joseph Smith “discovered” those golden plates

Most escorts these days seem to be really ugly and he is no exception. If I am going to pay, you better be worth it.

R31 is hilarious. Mormons are by definition dumber than rocks.

"I probably could have had one of them if I'd have made a move."

You should have grabbed his crotch and screeched "YUM!".

R35 dumb is not the same as aimless and lazy. Every Mormon I've met and worked with had a stellar work ethic.

Nonsense R37. You probably believe none have ever been converted on mission either. It's all lies, all of it. The Mormon church is in some ways the perfect vehicle for corruption. None of its doctrines are *official.* Leaders make it all up as they go along (look how they've treated Bruce McConkie). It's a bunch of 80 year old corrupt pricks stealing from gullible ladies who prize security over accountability.