Do you think Johnny Depp is a good in bed?

Small dick, cums too quick vibes from me. So, no, I do not think he is good in bed.

He’s an opioid addict. He’s a junkie who falls asleep. He’d prefer his partner get high too. Less shame. More sleep. On the nod.

I no longer fancy about deformed, mutilated American dongs after I read about Harvey's abominable, piscine, deformed dong.

Like Gene Simmon's sex tape.

Winona had him at his peak when he was probably still some fun, rather than having to deal with all the bullshit.

Probably not now, OP. He probably was at some point He was gorgeous in his prime and, I still like him too.

He probably enjoys having his ass eaten and deeply finger-poked.

Why are DLers attracted to such repulsive men?

Probably cums like this.

Absolutely not, no

When he was younger and utterly gorgeous before the booze and drugs finally caught up with him absolutely. The scene in Donnie Brasco with him on the stairs with Anne Heche was hot. These days? Not so much.

Average when younger. Just lays there now.

nope.

These days he's not much good anywhere so I don't see bed as being any different.

It's Anne He He on the DL, r11.

He talks dirty. But in his Jack Sparrow character voice.

Amber thinks he’s shit in bed. She even left him one to show him what it feels like.

He was downright pretty in his younger days. The last time he looked good to me was in THE NINTH GATE.

So Kate Moss is bi?

Hold your nose

I doubt his dick's worked in decades

No, absolutely not!! Hasn’t ever been

Attractive women will always want to be around guys who are rich and famous. Bedroom skills don't matter much.

He seems lazy.

He seems like he'd bite but in a real clumsy and painful way

He seems as if he would expect to be serviced while you do all of the work.

Years ago I read an account of his debauched hotel stays that made him seem like a sophomoric douche prankster.

One description was that he ordered room service for “Mr. Donkeypenis”.

Take from that what you will.

^Here it is

[Quote] You're known for dodging attention by using fake names when you check into hotels. But your pseudonyms make good copy. Mr. Donkey Penis?

It's just that if you register as Mr. Poopy, for instance, you get a funny wake-up call. I used to use the name Mr. Stench; it was funny to be in a posh hotel and hear a very proper concierge call out, "Mr. Stench, please!" I never really stayed under the name Donkey Penis. That was an example I mentioned to a reporter once. But I have been Roid, Emma Roid.

I have been Imma Fibbing

R28- Imma Fibbing was one that I used.

Can't get it up due to too much booze and drugs

I think he's fucking disgusting and his obsessive fans are creepy weirdos.

Is that what you were looking for, OP?

Worry, double post

OP, please don’t being me into this mess. Thanks,

Johnny has a small dick r27 that’s what I take from it. JD is an insecure, jealous ignorant man child

Like Vince Neil's sex tape.

Not anymore. When he was younger he probably wasn’t any good but at least there would have been the thrill of ducking a hot guy