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What makes you a MARY!?

I am not easily grossed out. I chop cow intestines for my dog, I had no problem looking at the open hole in the stomach of a lady I know. Piss, shit, blood and vomit rarely phase me.

Ticks, on the other hand make me want to faint. I had to pick a tick off my dog's neck today (damned thing was the size of my entire pinky nail) and I am still light headed and fanning myself.

I don't know if it's because my first experience with ticks was pulling them off the face of my bullmastiff foster and realizing that they were actually skin tag/moles or if it's the 'living creature half in/half out of a body eating it from the inside' but I am calming my nerves with a glass of wine.

by Anonymousreply 19November 15, 2022 2:42 AM

I once stepped on a giant snake bare foot. I was playing volley ball and ran into a bush to retrieve the ball. I felt it before saw it. It has been 15 years and I still haven't totally recovered from the shock.

by Anonymousreply 1November 14, 2022 10:55 PM

I will pour you a glass of wine r1!

by Anonymousreply 2November 14, 2022 10:56 PM

Put some fingernail polish on the tick. It will suffocate and pull its stinger out of the dog on his own.

by Anonymousreply 3November 14, 2022 11:07 PM

I pulled it out with silicone coated tweezers and poured pure acetate (nail polish remover) over it and put it in the trash. Zero possibility of my big guy allowing nail polish near him, he HAAAATES the scent and leaves the room when I do my toenails r3 (he's a brat 😉)

by Anonymousreply 4November 14, 2022 11:17 PM

Since I am a man I couldn't possibly be a Mary.

by Anonymousreply 5November 14, 2022 11:24 PM

A skittish, overly-emotional prisspot- prone to clutching imaginary pearls.

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by Anonymousreply 6November 14, 2022 11:40 PM

[quote]Piss, shit, blood and vomit rarely phase me.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 7November 15, 2022 12:16 AM

ESTs are DOA….

by Anonymousreply 8November 15, 2022 12:32 AM

OP, for you.

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by Anonymousreply 9November 15, 2022 1:00 AM

I hate you r9

by Anonymousreply 10November 15, 2022 1:01 AM

Heights

by Anonymousreply 11November 15, 2022 1:06 AM

I can watch the most intense horror films. Terrifier 1/2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Cannibal Holocaust, A Serbian Film, etc. but I have this irrational fear of refrigerator biscuits.

Yes Mary I know! When I peel the wrapping and it pops, I scream like a girl. I don't know if it was some childhood trauma or what.

What's worse is when I do peel the paper and it doesn't explode/pop open, it says to use a spoon to open it.

Fuck that I'd rather throw the can of biscuits away.

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by Anonymousreply 12November 15, 2022 1:22 AM

I don't like camping or staying in youth hostels or staying anywhere that involves sharing a bathroom (toilet) with strangers.

On the other hand, I don't mind budget hotels, the kind with the breakfast bar on the bottom floor.

by Anonymousreply 13November 15, 2022 1:26 AM

r12, I kind of love you for that

by Anonymousreply 14November 15, 2022 1:31 AM

Awww...thanks r14

Big HUG 🤗

by Anonymousreply 15November 15, 2022 2:27 AM

Im like Op,pretty much shock proof. But Let someone pop a zit in front of me and I will hurl . Dr. Pimple Popper is my nightmare. Ive always been that way,who knows why.

by Anonymousreply 16November 15, 2022 2:27 AM

I can't do a mouse hunties

by Anonymousreply 17November 15, 2022 2:32 AM

I LOVE LOVE LOVE dr pimple popper! give me a great big roscea (sp) nose burn off and I am in heaven.

by Anonymousreply 18November 15, 2022 2:36 AM

Anytime any genitals and the word "tearing" are mentioned in the same sentence my blood falls to my feet.

by Anonymousreply 19November 15, 2022 2:42 AM
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