KARI LAKE IS A LOSER!

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Has Herschel Walkers head ever been x-rayed to prove there's anything in there other than the boogers he pushed up while trying to snatch them for a snack?

Lake? We already know from past history that "people" can hop around without a soul. She's just another example.

I wonder what she'll do now? There's no way she can go back to being a news anchor. At the very least she's shown bias behavior.

[quote]I wonder what she'll do now?

Grifting is very lucrative in the USA.

Her political career is over.

She went too hard on the crazy. Now she looks like a caricature. She is quite articulate but I'm incapable of taking her or her verbal diarrhea seriously. She's a fucking clown.

She’s a boozer, a user, and a looser. She stole the tee-vee!

The cunt could still win folks.

Infomercials? She has that soft-focus filter on all the time.

Religious programming? Soft-sell Jebus, hard sell Satan and get those donations rolling!

Of course the obvious route is Fux or OANN or Newswhatever, she could get a show there.

[quote] Has Herschel Walkers head ever been x-rayed to prove there's anything in there other than the boogers he pushed up while trying to snatch them for a snack?

Probably that and CTE from football. If Herschel Walker wins the GA runoff, I would say there's a good chance his political career won't last long if he's start showing physical and mental issues related to CTE.

[quote]She’s a boozer, a user, and a looser

Well, at least she knows it’s spelled ‘loser’ Jerri.

Herschel is an embarrassment. He's not going to win the runoff because it's not important anymore.

Whatever happens in Georgia, the Democrats won and they are keeping the Senate.

The disappointed and demoralized Republicans can relax.

[quote]Well, at least she knows it’s spelled ‘loser’ Jerri.

Does she really, though?

The fraud was staggering in AZ again. It was never fixed last time. Keep filling out enough ballots until your unpopular candidate "wins". Same as Biden.

I’m sure she can go to Fox News. She’s no more vile than Laura Ingraham.

Ten bucks says she spells "loser" as "hobocamp."

Okay, you got me there r13.

[quote]Has Herschel Walkers head ever been x-rayed to prove there's anything in there other than the boogers he pushed up while trying to snatch them for a snack?

It is so hilarious that Lyin' Ted and Senatrice are forced to sit next to this knucklehead and desperately push him as a viable candidate for senator. Lindz has that "forced to read a hostage statement with a gun to his head" look whenever he's next to Walker.

Keep fucking that chicken, R14!

Hobbs reminds me of a young Mary McDonnell in " Major Crimes."

KARI LAKE is a major cunt and should keep practicing her cuntery, because as the nastiest cunt who ever cunted, I'd suggest she stick with what she knows, i.e. being a Cuntress!

Kari LAME.

R14=Kari Lake

R14=Kari Lake

Do you have *any* idea where you are, r14? Up your game, amateur.

Not a chance R8 she's already denying the results and even tried to claim there was anthrax in one of the voting envelopes haha She is DONE.

She needs to partner-up with Mike Pillow. He's flying coast-to-coast and rooting-out fraudulent elections everywhere.

[quote]Herschel is an embarrassment. He's not going to win the runoff because it's not important anymore.

It is very much important. Having 51 to 49 votes means even Sinema can't block a Democrat bill. Machin is more amenable to the Democrat platform. It also means the Democrats don't have to rely on power-sharing for the control of key committees.

Kari Lake speaks using her manicure. Another who does this is People's Court Judge Marilyn Milian. I don't know if they wear fake nails and are just very conscious of them, but both do lots of hand gestures that show off their nails. Neither has long fingernails, but both gesture as though they do.

Kari is an opportunist who though she could advance her social standing by pandering to the MAGAs. It didn't pay off. Too bad, too sad.

She picked the wrong year to go MAGA.

The race has not been called yet.

MAGA is so 2020. Get with the times, toots.

If Bunny Lake hasn't managed to overtake her opponent yet, she isn't going to.

Buh-bye Bunbun.

Another cunt bites the dust...Another cunt bites the dust...And another one down and another one down...

LOSER!!!

But... But... But she was so PRETTY though. How could she lose?!

[quote]But... But... But she was so PRETTY though.

Only to people who go through life with Vaseline-coated lenses, r37.

R38, Excuse me?

Word has been she might be Trump's running mate for 2024. She's his type. And she can spew the maga message. She'd be crazy to do it, rhoufh. That would be Marge's dream but I'm not sure Trump would pick her.

She has already gone on Fox News saying the election has been rigged

Kari Lake told her supporters that their vote would count MORE - voting on election day in person. Instead of voting early (by mail or drop box)

Which is why this counting is taking so long

I heard Walmart is hiring. She could work the soda fountain.

Hobbs wins.

Don't go away mad, Kari, just go away (and stay there!)*

.* And take Steve Kornacki with you. TIA

GASP!!!

How dare yew R45??? Disrespect our Steviepoo!?!

MSNBC speculates that Lake might be in Mar a Lago tomorrow and be introduced as Asshole's running mate.

I eat Donald trumps excrement!

That bitch lost!

"Arizona’s governor is empowered to give final approval to the certification of the winner of the presidential election there, as well as to the selection of Arizona’s slates of presidential electors. The governor could also be either an ally or an adversary of right-wing Republican legislators who have already sought to give themselves the right to decertify the 2020 election and to appoint their own presidential electors."--NY Times

What kind of Senate staff would work for Walker? First grade teachers?

She can still dance at the hootchie bar.

He can't take her on as a running mate, not this bitch.

The sheer volume of the whining and vitriol would break Palm Beach ordinances.

This sums it up.

Too bad SNL is on hiatus. Cecily Strong would have been hilarious Kari "Loser" Lake.

Oh, oh, I know what she looks like...a lesbian madam.

Kari, Kari...where *do* you go from here?

A HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

Oh what joy. What glorious day!! This CUNT needed a serious beatdown and she finally got it. Thank you Arizona. I'll love you forever.

"I'll love you forever."

Or at least until the next election, R58.

R12 Hershel is an embarrassment - I agree that a 51 Dem Senate is important, but you are correct, I think, that his election seems to be much less important to republicans and, thus, I think and hope, that the turnout for him is significantly reduced.

So long, Scari Lake!

Will she commit kari kiri?

Buh bye, Bunny Lake!

Hop right along, Bun Bun.

Kari Lake is dead in the water.

I find Kari Lake eerie...

Adios Kaka Lake! Loooooooozer!

Dinesh isn't taking this well

Cue the hysterical GOP screeching about how the election was rigged and stolen...

🥱

Kari Lake thought she was soooooo clever with her 2022 MAGA act!

How's all that working out, Kari?

Bwahahahaha!

Remember when she stated over and over again that she wouldn't accept the election results if she didn't win?

Really, where does she go from here?

Time to take out the white trash 🗑

Away hopefully R71.

She lost! Lost lost list! Crazy cunt. She LOST!!!

Thanks again, Ted

Sing It!

Please, honey, go and have a whine extravaganza with Donald in Florida tomorrow (or whenever his thing is scheduled).

Wail! Commiserate! Gnash your teeth! Careful with the weave!

America loves a sore loser. Go there and see, Kari.

[quote]Really, where does she go from here?

OnlyFans.

Anderson Cooper was a messy queen last night. He kept referring to "soft focus lens" and "gauzy lighting" or something to that effect last night when dragging Skari Lake after the race was called for Hobbs.

R6 = Kellyanne Conway

Do you need a cleaning lady? Call : 1-800-LAKELOST

Couldn't be more pleased!

[quote]Do you need a cleaning lady? Call : 1-800-LAKELOST

Karizona Karpet Kleaning Service is ready to go!

Interesting Google Stalk Find:

Lake's husband is a guy named Jeff Halperin.

She has claimed he is Colombian and that she is the only "gringa" in her household.

But Halperin is a Jewish name and it seems that yes, his father was Jewish and his mother was Colombian.

Which will no doubt displease many of her more antisemitic followers who no doubt go by the old Nazi rule of "one Jewish grandparent"

Should buy a house on Loser Lake!

Did they ever find Bunny?

Caught the trail end of it a couple of weeks ago, r86...

Throwback to March when Krazy Kari told the Australian 60 Minutes that "the only thing that prevents the United States from becoming Australia is the second amendment" and tried to claim that Australia had internment camps.

She then stormed off the set.

Kari Vaselina

Oh god how embarrassing, R88. I hate when everyone takes turns sitting on America, but JEE ZUS CHRIST.

^*Shitting on America, not sitting on America

A lot of conservative morons are swayed by the Halo Effect, but this Karen's full-tilt bozo crazy was too much even for them.

R79, you're a messy queen right now. Anderson had Kari Vaselina dead to rights with her soft focus bullshit and her smeared over lens. It was weird and super-noticeable.

Kari Lake is a loser!

And she also is, in DL parlance and common English, LOOSER.

Vaselens*

But 1/2 blacks do crack!

I just had a look at Kari's twitter and she's doubling down on the 'my election was stolen!' thing. She really is the most demented one. Other Maga candidates such as Blake Masters and Tudor Dixon conceded and called the winner to congratulate them.

The crazy train rolls on...

^ boooooooty call 📞

Arizona may have an issue.

Thousands of dead people voted- several times each!!

I don't know about Arizona, but I know R100 has a few issues.

Somebody tweet this bitch to STFU and take it like a man.

Will she and trump campaign in Georgia for Walker? They loved each other just days ago. Same politics, same lies, all election deniers…

At present Hobbs is leading by 17,200 votes. There are a grand statewide total of 17,280 ballots left to count. Lake would need at least 17,241 of those votes to win. If Hobbs even gets 41 votes out of those, she wins.

Thank you for explaining how math works R105!!!

What the fuck R102 ? Why don't you enlighten me on what my "issue" is. I know right off the bat your major issue is being a CUNT

Cunt

Less than 20 Kari Lake supporters turn out for statehouse protest against her Arizona governor election loss

^^That's pathetic 😒

You mean "fewer", r110

Now Kari Lake is biracial or something? What the hell is all that noise and should I care?

[quote]You mean "fewer",

I'm simply quoiting the article.

Exactly right, R110. These election deniers are such fucking blowhards. They're losers, especially among the GOP, laughingstocks, leftovers from Dump, who has officially lost all national relevance. That includes this cunt, who has died in a grease fire of her own making.

She died in a grease fire lake.