Ivanka to Kimbo Batgirl: Snip!

She looks ridiculous wearing black at a wedding. And who's the sloppy stripper bitch on the far left?

Nestor is looking yummy 😛

Both of them are crazy cunts.

R1 Lara Trump. 😂 "sloppy stripper bitch"😂

It's to be a Cunt-Off between Daddy's Favorite Fucktoy and Junior's Plastic Holes, then?

I will put money on Plastic Holes. She's coked up, crazy, and a climber. Daddy's Favorite Fucktoy needs staff to get anything done. Plastic Holes will tear her apart.

So, I actually think for a November evening wedding, a dark dress is perfectly appropriate and tasteful, maybe not Palm Beach ... but obviously the Trump Barbie bitches all went pageant gown pastel and she didn't get the memo. She's also a foot shorter than everyone else.

Poor Kim.

I don't see a problem with Gargoyle's outfit 🤔

It did make me wonder if they didn't tell her that the dress code was pastel or light tones, but I also don't think they told the weird lady on the left what the dress code was, either. I cannot get over her in see-thru stripper sequins with the sleeves just hanging down like she's a little girl in her mother's clothes. Mess.

^ She's Eric's wife, so, you know, nobody cares

I wonder if Tiff is Melania's favorite step-child, just because she rarely has to see her. Mel is smiling the smile of a woman who is about to be set free from indentured servitude. I would love to know what she knows.

I wondered the same thing when I saw that photo, R10. Cutting KG out of that photo, is a cunt move. Not something I'd do to anyone in my family, except my Stepmother. Ivanka must not like KG very much.

I wonder if Tiffany's new husband will cheat on her the way all the husbands of the other women on that stage cheat on them.

With Junior and Kim, I guess they both cheat, but he definitely cheated on his ex.

The truly bitchier move would have been to retain Guilfoyle in the pic.

Ivanka - always deploying the obvious and pedestrian.

The “thumbs up” needs to stop.

The tweet refers to Guilfoyle as "sister in law." Did she and junior actually get married?

[quote]When you’re sister in law cuts you out.

This level of "oh, dear," and you're worried about Bitchcunt in a Black Dress?

I like the Twitter response calling Kim and Don, Jr.": Mistress Plastic" and " Cokahontas."

Every woman knows that it's gauche to wear black to a wedding, except for the ones who never figure it out.

[quote]I wonder if Tiff is Melania's favorite step-child, just because she rarely has to see her. Mel is smiling the smile of a woman who is about to be set free from indentured servitude. I would love to know what she knows.

I'm more inclined to believe Melania just stays out of the whole mess and avoids them because she doesn't need the drama in her life.

[quote]Every woman knows that it's gauche to wear black to a wedding, except for the ones who never figure it out.

This statement is ridiculously false. Black is fine, especially at evening weddings. But, it's not a problem for daytime weddings, either. We're so entreched in the whole wedding-is-my-special-day culture that most people don't even recognize when perfectly normal and acceptible things aren't an affront. All these petty little rules are absurd - and not part of any tradition other.

I like Melania’s simple dress.

R19 Black at a wedding is always inelegant, the sad opposite of what the wearer is so obviously striving for. She looks bad to most people.

Do Nestor and Gaytz run twins on the slut on the left? Are they a throuple?

Trains*^

I appreciate the fact that nobody in that evil clan is remotely happy. The only semblance of joy, however fleeting, is when Don Jr. gets a delivery of primo cocaine. But only the first few lines.

Black is normal at weddings these days - women will bust out their standard black cocktail dress which are celebratory and suitable for dancing, not funereal - but not at a BEACH CLUB in FLORIDA. Read the ROOM. She looks insane.

Is it navy or black? This is an issue for me, especially with socks.

Also, R25, that's her look.

Is anyone else surprised she didn’t wear white on the bride’s big day?

Does anyone have a pic of the stripper heels

Good grief, Gaetz really looks like every movie-of-the-week, kid-in-back-of-van villain.

Who could vote for that?

It’s rather tasteless to laugh at this lady: it was very nice of her to drop in before she headed off to whichever funeral she had to be at.

Ivanka has probably realized that her only viable future as a semi-public figure is being a Kardashian knock-off, starting meme-able family drama, and wearing tacky statement pieces.

[quote][R19] Black at a wedding is always inelegant, the sad opposite of what the wearer is so obviously striving for. She looks bad to most people.

She looks horrible.

But, the idea that "black at a wedding is always inelegant" is just absurd and typical flyover putting on airs.

Case in point, if ALWAYS would include black tie weddings. Wearing black at any wedding where formal attire is requested, not just black tie, is perfectly fine. Just scan the crowd at Will and Kate's wedding or the Harkles extravaganza. Plenty of women are wearing black dresses.

The stupid bitch is running around with Kartrashians. No true A-lister will ever have anything to do with Vanky. Try as she may to distance herself from her Adams Family.

Does Gargoyle have a basement lair like the Creeper in Jeepers Creepers? She uses the bat wings to grab a victim and fly off.

R33 Does this look like royalty to you? Comparing one grifter family to another?

I'm not from floverland but thanks for playing. It's the most insecure putdown one can muster, and shows the problem.

You imagine an LBD at a wedding as the height of fashion. It's always somewhat wrong, just to varying degrees. It's lazy, boring and not nearly as slimming as you want it to be. It's just a question of your taste level.

The"petty little rules" are there to help people without style or instinct. Wear what ever you like. We're snickering behind your back.

Melania wore white. I don't know why more people aren't slagging off that old cokewhore about that.

[quote] Black at a wedding is always inelegant

Judging by the not so colorful guest list, that statement looks to be true.

The one on the left looks like the necromancer from Raised by Wolves. Marla looks great, the bride looks good, Vanks and Mel look too old for their frocks - bit too whimsical for their ages.

@r22, "Do Nestor and Gaytz run twins on the slut on the left?"

That "slut on the left" is Mrs. Gaetz... So, yeah, probably

I don’t like Melania, but that is a peach colored gown. I don’t like Ivanka either, but that’s a bridesmaid’s dress. Ivanka chose to wear the slutty shoes and tower over everyone though.

Daddy never loved Donny, and now we know no one loves Kimberly either. Are they raging against the unfairness today, or crying together that no one ever loves them?

I'm too invested. Lord help me, but Kim's Puerto Rican mom died when she was 11 so she doesn't know any better. Her dad was an Irish immigrant construction worker.

I just can't pick on her for fashion rules because it feels too classist. And I feel sorry for her with this mean girl move from this Cum Trumpster Bitches.

[quote] Vanks and Mel look too old for their frocks - bit too whimsical for their ages.

Ivanka's dress does look like a bridesmaid dress, something you wear b/c the bride chose out the dress.

Melania's dress looks like a classic style to me, not whimsical.

I'm OK w/black at a wedding. Weddings are a PITA to attend without all the extra rules. No, I don't think it would be good to wear white, though.

WHET Judge Maryanne Trump Barry? Has anyone seen the old cunt? She's the one who told Mary Trump that Don paid someone to take the SATs and that she wrote his college papers.

She was spared an investigation because she resigned.

How does Tiffany look like a human a normal looking human here? Like is it some sort of airbrushing or can she pull like one kind of face where she doesn't look like some weird alien.

R45, I've got one word to say to you - Plastics.

Bitch is molting.

R46, I'll see your plastics and raise you a bone saw.

Very Karen Cellini.

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Matt Gaetz looks straight out of The Addams Family.

Gaetz looks like an ugly Donny Osmond.

Gargoyle looks like she should be holding a red apple.

^ In her mouth 🙄

[quote]You imagine an LBD at a wedding as the height of fashion. It's always somewhat wrong, just to varying degrees. It's lazy, boring and not nearly as slimming as you want it to be. It's just a question of your taste level.

[quote]The"petty little rules" are there to help people without style or instinct. Wear what ever you like. We're snickering behind your back.

smirk - I suppose not wearing the bride's "theme colors" is also verboten in your little insular world.

No one imagines they are royalty, and only a fool would think that that was the relevant point. As for wearing an "LBD" wearing a tacky dress is tacky no matter what color it is. Wearing a pastel or cerulean version would not make it any better.

But, wear a prada-green caftan for all I care.

Ivanka is the Kate and Kim is the Meghan

[quote]Ivanka is the Kate and Kim is the Meghan

Ivanka is the WILLIAM and Kim is the Meghan.

It's my wedding! I'm the Mary!

Ivanka don’t play

r59's gif is hilarious.

Donny Jr.'s teenage daughter also wore black.

Not that I like to compliment a Trump - Tiffany's dress is very pretty. Kind of an old-fashioned look that has been updated and it is flatters her. She does not have that sewn in look that you so often see and while it is glitzy, it is kind of an understated glitzy.

Marla looks good.

Lara just gets more unnatural looking. I think she looked pretty normal in 2016.

Melania does not look as pained as she normally does.

Ivanka looks better when she does not iron her hair stick straight and has some curl (actually a lot of women should lay off on the hair ironing).

Ivanka wore a copy of a dress Grace Kelly wore in Hitchcock's "To Catch a Thief." Why would you wear that to your sisters wedding? Tacky

Really R19 - Malaria doesn't need the drama in her life? She married fucking Donald Dump for crissakes!

R63, holy Christ you're right. Another costume. What is going on with these nouveau riche millennial women?!? Are they asking for costumes?! Are their ateliers messing with them, and they're too unsophisticated to know they're wearing a reproduced costume? Or do they think it's clever????

Bitches are dressed for the Andre Rieu string section.

Someone was able to catch the real soul of that wedding...

Oh, look, someone found Lara's hands 😂

Who caught the bridal bouquet? Did Gargoyle fly through the crowd with her bat wings and snatch it from Lurch?

R44 Jessica Chastain plays her in Armageddon Time

I think their dresses are quite pretty,Except Kims of course. I dongt get that long sleeve thing on Lara at all. What a stupid fashion idea.

R63 no surprise that she is emulating Grace Kelly...again! Her own wedding gown in 2009, custom made by Vera Wang, was inspired by Grace Kelly's too.

That blob at r72 is Kushner? God, she married a true grotesquerie!

"Bone saw?" His true name should be "Blubbery Criminal Orthodox Boy from NY Marries NY Trump Yenta Whore!"

THE BEST IS YET TO COME 🍿

Black isn’t a good choice when grains of coke can fall from your nostrils like dandruff.

Everyone in the picture (aside from Marla) is a fetid cunt but the Gargoyle is the only one who sticks out like a sore thumb. She's dressed for a Very Sexy Funeral.

Also shady, Dumb and Dumber both posted about the wedding but neither included a picture of the bride. What a sweet family

In our family we finally had to implement the rule, you don't get in the formal wedding pictures unless you are engaged. But I think Jr. is engaged to that mess.

Gargoyle is not married. She is nobody's "sister in law." She is not "family."

And she's probably in Navy blue.

Who did Barron bring as his plus one?

[quote] Who did Barron bring as his plus one?

Marla. He got to grab her poosey at the end of the night.

R55 "smirk - I suppose not wearing the bride's "theme colors" is also verboten in your little insular world."

It's clear that you don't understand how this works. You should do some research.

Some women get it, some never do. Wear what you want. It's looks stupid to people with style, but it's nice to have people like you around for the sake of comparison. Again, it's about your taste level. When you get your ideas about what looks good from Sex and the City, you wind up dressing like an German receptionist from the 70's. And you think it's chic and clever and a little rebellious. Bless your heart.

[quote]Who did Barron bring as his plus one?

He's been dating his right hand for several years now, so I'm sure he brought it.

^ At almost seven feet tall he is his own plus one

Looks like Junior Mint, in a drunken stupor, told Kimbo they were going to a funeral.