How long does it take you to shower?

Depends on whether I’m feeling cold, slothful, in a hurry, time of year, time of day, etc.

6 minutes

Most days five minutes.

But sometimes I shower twice a day, especially in winter (it helps warm me up before bedtime).

I consider hot showers to be one of the great joys of modern life.

Probably around twenty minutes.

hot showers are really bad for your skin.

No more than 7 minutes.

It depends on the hole strategy—am I just scouring it clean or preparing it for entry?

But I'm 78 and look 23, r5!

6.775 minutes

20 minutes.

15 minutes, but I'm also shaving and washing my hair.

^ Same, 15 minutes, but I shave in the shower and that takes half the time

It depends on which one of my many, many beaus are in there with me.

45 minutes, but I never shower without washing my hair.

I thought I was spending too much time in the shower, but then I installed a garbage disposal in my bathtub and began multi-tasking.

Less than five minute- a little soaping of key spots rinse and out. Never understand what guys are doing in 10 minute showers.

^ Some of us have larger "key spots" to scrub than others do 😏

R16 has never shared a shower...

It depends. I only wash my hair every 3 days, so that adds about 5 minutes. Also if I do my exfoliation routine, that adds another 10 - but that's only every other day.....and afterwards if I do my full moistureization regimen, that takes probably 10 more minutes -

I just do a quick dab here and there with a sponge over the sink every so often.

20 minutes in a shower? What kind of scat are you queens into?

3 hours.

R5 that wasn’t the question, stupid ass!

I have never been able to get on board with shower shaving. I've tried it and it just doesn't work for me.

I'm usually in and out in 5 minutes. Behind the ears, neck, pits, cock, crotch, and ass

15 mins if I shave in the shower, 10 if I don’t.

Here’s a clue, R16: washing.

I think 20 - 25 mins.

So many threads that should include a poll. *sigh*

It depends on how much blood I have on me.

Shut up R28. How can you reasonably include a poll where the options are unlimited and varied. Stop being dumb.

Since I had a garbage disposal installed, i get a lot more done in the shower . So I make my time there more useful

More than 5 minutes but under 10.

3 minutes tops. Tits, pits and naughty bits. What are you, fucking stupid?

15 minutes to shower and shave. Another 5-6 minutes for flossing and brushing. From bed to being ready to go out is a total of 30 minutes.

I’m a zombie until after a hot shower - easily always 15 to 20 minutes with much of the time spent just standing under the water. Sometimes I zone out so far I start to get out of the shower before I remember I haven’t washed anywhere yet.

Regular or golden, OP?

I battle rogue nations in my showers.

About6-7 mins

Baths are about an hour, I read mags in the tub.

R24 When do you wash your feet then? I'm hoping this isn't going to be an Ashton Kutcher style response: "no soap on the feet". It's astonishing to me how so many blokes claim to never wash their feet.

I don't shower everyday, but wash my feet twice daily, and the other odour prone areas once each day. When I'm in the shower, It's usually ten minutes tops, but I don't leave the water running when I'm washing.

^ There's always a puddle on the shower floor while the soap runs down my legs. So, for 10-15 minutes I'm standing in soapy water. How dirty are your feet that that isn't enough? I wear shoes and socks

R40 For me, no actual visible dirt, but I like to scrub them... and quite vigorously! I use a flannel or a Salux, and plenty if soap. I've heard many times before this explanation about standing in the water, or that the suds run down the legs and take care of the feet, but I don't feel that's actually washing them, or getting between toes... AND you did say you're in and out in five minutes previously...hence my question.

Sorry, not trying to shame you, perhaps your feet don't sweat or stink. That wouldn't work for me, or my partner.

^not shaming either but with this logic, why not just shampoo your hair & let the suds run down your body so you don’t have to wash anything?

In the summer, 2 showers of 5 minutes - morning and evening.

Funny that I came across this thread when I just hopped out of the shower moments ago.

But usually, 20 minutes, mostly because I love how the hot water feels when taking a shower.

@r41, Time to put the bottle down and go to bed, son, you have a lot of scrubbing to do in the morning 😏

3–5 minutes, tops.

Does anyone jerk it in the shower on a regular basis?

You’re gonna eat my ass after all

at home shower = 5 minutes. Communal shower = 145 min.

I wash my hair too so between 5 and 7 minutes. I don't do anything else in the shower though... no shaving, teeth brushing, or jerking off. And I like to shower alone. Showering with others wastes water and I hate sex in the shower.

- And I take my purse with me!

I suspect quite a few of you frankly stink.

I don't specifically wash my feet every day. I let gravity handle that. But I do use a wash cloth and one of those exfoliating things. You really do need a washcloth for your hole. I'm still out in 5 minutes.

^ R52 is the reason I only ever fuck at the bathouse, and pick them up at the shower's door, after peeping on them. Gross

Usually 6-7 minutes unless I'm washing my hair, that adds about 3 minutes unless I also have to deep condition and then we're talking another 5 minutes. The longest is 15 but that's like once a month.

As long as the rainy season lasts.

10 minutes. I like to be thorough.

Some of you clearly do not live in areas with chronic water shortages.

R57 - Well who the fuck told you to go live in the desert? Bitch please. Don't blame geography for your body odor.

I gently dab a sani-wipe on my unmentionables and pits every morning, and then take a quick shower on Saturdays. Fortunately, I'm a basement-dwelling shut-in, so one is offended by my preternatural stench.

Used to take a lot longer when I brought my toys in the shower. Not about that life anymore, need to save water for environment. Big sacrifices!

Depends on how many guys are in there peeing on me.

Let it all just rain on me!

Eldergays - explain how washing your hair takes longer than 60 seconds. (All the "10 to 15 minutes but I wash my hair" replies)

Do you have showers with very very very low water pressure and it takes a long time to rinse the shampoo out?

About 12-15 minutes, but I shave.

My partner has always taken long showers but they're getting worse and worse as he gets older, and they got up to an hour and 15 minutes. I don't know what he's doing in there. He always has a bitchfit if I ask him to cut it out, but he did go back down to the 45-minute showers he used to do. It's still too long but he won't stop and he won't explain what he's doing that takes so long.

Then this fucking idiot complains about dry skin.

Oh dear heaven, R61.

Takes me around three minutes tops after working out so everything including hair gets washed.

Sometimes it's nice to stand under the hot water and daydream a little, but that adds maybe five more minutes.

I always finish off with cold water too.

Five minutes or so generally.

2-3 minutes. I'm a manly man, I shower like a manly man. Lather up the head, face, ears, pits, crotch, hole, feet. Rinse. Then soap the entire body, including aforementioned areas again, rinse off. Done.

I use Irish Spring btw.

Five minutes every third day, because unlike you fat, Capitalist whores, I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT! I am, you know, saving your fat sorry asses by saving the whole fucking planet! And yes, you're welcome!

My shower faucet thing broke last week, so now zero minutes. I don’t know what I going to do. I guess I could lay in the tub and let the rising water sort of clean me.

[quote]because unlike you fat, Capitalist whores, I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT!

You care about the environment, but don't care about smelling like a funk trap. And yes gurl, you do smell.

I often do a quick 5-minute shower. It really doesn't take that long to scrub yourself with some soap, shampoo the hair, and rinse it all off. If I want to take my time though and wash my face with a cleanser, condition my hair, etc., I can get close to 15 minutes. Never more than that, though. I am not the type of person who can stand in a stream of water for 45 minutes without getting very bored. I'd rather be doing other things.

45min to 90min in the shower is insane. Anyone who does that is mentally ill. There's something wrong or they're doing drugs with the water running for background noise.

I go in there often enough while he's showering that I'm sure he's not doing drugs and pretending otherwise, r73. But mentally ill? Probably, yes.

[quote] My shower faucet thing broke last week, so now zero minutes. I don’t know what I going to do. I guess I could lay in the tub and let the rising water sort of clean me.

Or you can spritz yourself with toilet water. Preferably unused.

[quote] I often do a quick 5-minute shower.

Sounds like you've seen Arachnophobia or Psycho one too many times. Or you're doing a very cursory, spot-clean. Let me guess, 30 seconds to brush your teeth too?

How about you?

About 20 minutes. I wash my hair, rinse and then apply conditioner. Then I soap up my body. Then I wash my face and shave.

I don't understand why men don't shave in the shower? Who wants to get out of the shower and then have to get their face wet again by shaving over the sink? It's much easier to shower and shave at the same time.

R68, do you speak with an Irish accent when you do it?

How the fuck does it take Eldergays 20 minutes to shower?

Are you just so old and creaky it takes you forever to move your hands?

So fat that you need to get under the folds?

Well?

I'll give you 10 minutes if you shave, but 20 is a little over the top.

[quote] 3–5 minutes, tops.

7-9 minutes, bottoms.

Depends on how much beer I've had.

[quote] I don't understand why men don't shave in the shower? Who wants to get out of the shower and then have to get their face wet again by shaving over the sink? It's much easier to shower and shave at the same time.

Agree, but I have not found the perfect mirror that both stays on the shower tile and does not fog up. What do you use and suggest for a mirror. I hate having to go to the sing, get my face wet again, etc.

If you only take 5 or 10 minutes there is no way you are getting your hole and balls clean.

I shave first R84. Why don't you people shave first and then shower.

R85, what is going on with your hole and balls, how wrecked are they?