Donald Trump actually lost some weight.

Barron looks like a young Don Jr.

The timing of that wedding! trump had to face all those people after getting his ask kicked in the midterms.

Marla Maples looks better than any of them (including Melania).

And she hasn't even had any work done.

Tiffany's new hubby looks like a Bel-Ami bottom twink!

Both of those lard asses in OP’s pic have at least 7 pairs of spanx on each side.

R5, I won't say he looks good, but he looks better. The white hair helps, actually.

He's old and weak and not going to live for more than another year or two it looks like to me. Not when he's ranting and gadding around instead of reading to his grandchildren. (Does he have any? Never seen him with any?)

[quote] He's old and weak and not going to live for more than another year or two it looks like to me.

Nah. Evil politicians generally live well into old age. Look at Thatcher, Mugabe, Reagan... FFS, Kissinger is nearly 100.

It's a sign of stress that he has lost so much weight.

Between the lawsuits, the raid at Mar-A-Lago which turned up stolen documents, and now the humiliating loss during the Midterms, it's surely taking a toll on his health.

I agree that his health is failing.

I can’t believe I’m saying this - but Tiffany looks pretty good.

That floral arch is UG LEEEE!

It really is, R11.

That floral arch looks super cheap and tacky.

Where's Melania?

Did Marla "accidentally lose" her invitation?

Tiffany looks like she drank the Death Becomes Her Potion. So much spackle and plaster going on in these wedding photos.

R11 it's evidently fake - they have it as part of the standard rigging for weddings held at Mar-a-Lago.

He looks like his dentures are falling out.

There is no "looking better" for him.

Why would he “thumbs up” in a nice picture? That’s ridiculous.

OMG! The PASTEL floral arch so breathtakingly awful and tacky. It's appropriate for an Easter bonnet parade and children's egg roll and nothing more.

Yes, r10. I'm shocked she looks so good. I don't think I've ever see a picture of her that doesn't look like a blow up doll.

ARE THOSE... FUCKING... HYDRANGEAS?

That’s the best looking picture of Tiffany I’ve ever seen. She looks beautiful!

How tacky of Trump to give a thumbs up in such a formal picture.

This actually the first time I've seen a resemblance to her mother. Marla looks great. Slender, with an expressive face. Melania will not be seen anywhere near her because she's twice as wide. I kind of wonder if Trump's thinking "Jeez, shoulda suck with Marla."

Jesus Christ, the groom didn't shave for his wedding! Enlarge picture at r4.

R22 - I suspect the groom is trying for a beard, but like a young boy, the best he can hope for is a kind of peach fuzz effect.

^whoops. STUCK with Marla at r22.

Trumpy really seems to have lost weight, and shrunk to around 5’8”. He looks almost human, and he’s smiling, which is unusual. Just retire already, spend your final years golfing….leave us be.

Did Marla Maples ever get remarried, or has she stayed single?

Diaper Don is shrinking with age.

The older, frailer and more decrepit looking the better.

I can’t believe that fucker is still alive! I figured for sure he'd have stroked out by now.

The inappropriate thumbs-up reminds me of my youthful days working at the nursing home. It's totally something a man with dementia would do in a compensating attempt to look coherent and "with it", but not understanding that the wrong context it looks anything but.

If my 92 year old grandma who lives alone with her dog did something like that I would be worried.

Is he really going to announce tomorrow he is running again? Part of me wants him to just to watch the shit show, but part of me worries there are enough idiots to vote him in.

The tackiest thumb up Trump ever did, R21, will likely be the one he did with the child that had just lost his two parents in the El Paso massacre. You cannot get tackier than that.

Those wedding photos really do look like the type where the family later says, "He looked so good in the wedding pictures. I can't believe he died not long after they were taken!".

[quote] Is he really going to announce tomorrow he is running again?

Go ahead, let him try.

The standard floral arc. I can just see Trump saying "yeah let's give Tiffany the low budget package."

Lol R31 and R32.

And R34, Don "gifted" Tiffany with the "Del Boca Vista" special package A.

His doctor probably told him he will die if he doesn't lose weight. How many obese 80 year olds do you know?

You know what's really tacky? The backdrop behind that ancient man walking Tiffany down the aisle at the OP where it's visible that a bunch of patio umbrellas have been shoved towards the back, bunched together and fenced away in the background with no effort to disguise that they're a bunch of shoved away patio umbrellas.

Trump looks like Jeff Stryker's grandfather, and Don Jr his special needs half brother.

Has the fat bastard finally given Wegovy a go? He'll need stamina for all those 2024 rallies.

A pox on all of them!

"Some people actually look better when they're heavier."

He's not one of them. He has a lot working against him heavier or less heavy. He looks a little worse in some ways thinner, but also a little better in some ways.