“I AM an androgynous beauty,” says Timothée Chalamet

I think he's gorgeous, but that hair is awful.

Repulsive

Girl, please.

I don't get the attraction.

Give that kid a cheeseburger.

Androgynousch much?!

Zero sex appeal, no matter how beautiful others consider him.

Bet he has a small one.

Small what?

Of course you are, sweetie. Of course you are!

Are his 15 minutes up yet?

Quirky looking men NEVER age well once they lose the “baby fat” collagen in the face.

He’s going to age into a curly-haired Mr. Bean.

Bones will bomb.

I AM an old soul because I go to the dentist.

No hairstyle can help that face.

Wow, tough crowd. He is beautiful but needs a haircut.

Modest isn't he.

Bones and all perfectly describes him

So what the modern day left wing woman wants in a man is that he looks like a woman. I don’t get the attraction myself.

R18, Jason Mamoa's nickname for Chalamet during the Dune shoot was dick and ribs.

He looks just like my nana, after she'd go to her hair appointment, for a perm and color! Werk that nana physique and Toni home perm vibe, you little firecracker! Werk!

His stylist needs therapy and rehab.

Jesus! What happened to HIM!?

he'll look like Geoffrey Rush one day

😂😂😂^^

Wig hell alert!

Welcome to te gun show

She sounds hideous.

😂😂 this thread is cracking me up!

Whew gurl, I've never seen a twink go from hot to not this fast, it was practically over night! The trying to hard for sexy bedroom face is just too much hunny

R30: Um he was never hot to begin with.

ok r31 he was warm

Famous actors in 90s were really gorgeous, their bodies used to look magnificent, they were famous for a reason. This itsy bitsy rat looking thing being considered attractive is one of the reasons why gen z has become trash. They find anything beautiful. He looks like when a plain white stick gets a makeover and a really bad perm as a wig.

This is a miss. I appreciate good androgynous styling even if the model isn't my particular cup of tea. But this hair and costume (let's be honest) don't work for his facial structure or body.

He needs some posture work to pull the androgynous look off, as well. R21 is right. He is carrying himself like meemaw here.

Wrong on both counts.

GURL PLEASE!

r4, I’ve been asking that question for quite awhile now. These simple horny for twinks DL bitches love this child. I don’t get it.

“I AM androgynous hear me roar, in numbers to big to ignore and I know too much to go back an’ pretend.”

R21, I was just thinking he looked like someone's grandma with a fresh pensioner perm.

"I AM a desperate dime-a-dozen young actor doing whatever it takes to get jobs by being presented as 'edgy,' whether it's by wearing women's clothing or normalizing cannibalism. Other deeds will remain secret."

All tarted up on the red carpet, I'm just NOT seeing it. I've never been a fan of the androgynous shit--UNLESS, it's used in performance. However, If I saw him skateboarding or in a record shop dressed as he usually does, I'd be ALL about it.

A beauty he is not. And androgynous? This generation's version of "androgynous" is soporofic...a pale boy in a skirt or a peasant blouse with a vaguely effete hairstyle is duller than dirt. Call me when they have the balls to actually look SEXY....tight leather showing off bulges, platform boots, full on makeup, mesh, glittered nails...Bowie did it and pushed a million more boundaries than guys like this and did it 50 fucking years ago.

Androgony is pointless if you withhold the sexyness. Without the sexiness you're just a boy in a dress

I concur, r41!

"Without the sexiness you're just a boy in a dress"

Good point, R41.

Timothee's hair in the OP's picture looks like a bad wig.

DEAD EYES!

Except he did not say that, did he OP? You’re just trolling.

He didn't SAY anything of the sort, OP. But yes, the outfit and the hair are awful. He looks like he's pledging one of the Jewish sororities in the 1950s, AEΦ, maybe ΣΔT.

Sad for me because today's AWAD (A.Word.A.Day) is "fanboy," and I had been christened "fangirl #2" back in 2016, around the time CMBYN was blowing up. I was the first person (gay male, btw) to call him "Tim O'Tay."

Timmy’s so hot. The most beautiful boy in the world!!!

Talentless and fugly.

Lord, did Timothee kill some of your mothers or what?

I want to have Timmy’s babies!!!

Does the boy eat? I wish I had his metabolism. I even eat a piece of chocolate on Christmas and I gain 3lb

Narrower-faced Donna Pescow.

Timothy's "bubble cut" reminds me of Diahann Carroll's "leak" in JULIA, the very groundbreaking 60s television series.

My mother also had that hair circa 1969.

^^^ Not "leak," damn you Autocorrect, LEWK.

He's so plain looking. He looks like the nerdy kid no one paid attention to, whose hair smelled like a dog. Those clothes he wears that look they're from the grandma section at Marshall's are hilarious.

William Holden wouldn't understand. This is a star?

And Timothee needs to eat a Hong Kong Burger.

Timmy, get that thing off your head.

I'm really not into him. Sorry.

R48 R51 we now have 11 year olds posting on DL.

My mother had that hairstyle in the 70s.

There's something in his eyes that I don't like or trust. A callousness.

He's not physically intimidating or physically a threat to my ego but whenever I look at him the overwhelming emotion is anger. I agree the eyes annoy me and it gets worse when he starts to speak. He thinks he's way smarter than he actually is and his answers in press junkets always sound like lectures.

Bless his little heart.

He's definitely anorexic and possibly on some drug.

So sick of her attention whoring

These poodle perms and mushroom cuts are still, unfortunately, all the rage with the younger set but there's no denying his face is ethereal. I like that top? he's in, reminds me of something Prince would wear.

He's a helluva lot better looking that that guy from Stranger Things, Finn W- THAT one I just don't understand.

The thing I don't get is if he wants to squash the gay rumors does he think the non-binary outfits and jewelry are helping?

so beautiful. And smart as hell, here to stay.

R68, well if he's out there camping it up, maybe he isn't as eager to tamp down gay rumors as you believe.

There aren't any gay rumours out there, except in the mind of weird middle aged fangirls who ship him with Armie Hammer.

He’s beautiful, very in fact but I’ve never found him sexually attractive. He needs to stop the whole gay baiting.

"I am an androgynous" is basically a manufactured and polished way to say "I don't want to come out".

Ezra did it better!

Better than Ezra.

One part of that statement is true.

[quote] I want to have Timmy’s babies!!!

He’s more likely to have yours.

With dork hair

r78 Really shows how much his alleged looks rely on his hair

[quote] Jason Mamoa's nickname for Chalamet during the Dune shoot was dick and ribs.

I seriously doubt he’s got any dick. He looks and acts like he’s hung like a bee.

R80, take it up with momoa then. He said what he said. He also said chalamet kneed him in the groin when they filmed the big hug scene.

Are we sure Timmy wasn’t just checking out the package while he had the chance, I mean who wouldn’t?

r81 He said it as an ad lib in a scene for Dune as a jokey insult, he wasn't describing Chalamet.

[quote]That joke [about muscles in the trailer] came from me. There are these outtakes where I went up to Timmy, and I go, ‘Look at you, dick and ribs.’ Denis comes up and says, ‘What is this talk about the ribs and his dick? I don’t understand.’ I’m like, ‘Well, it’s funny, because Timmy’s so skinny.’ He’s like, ‘OK. Maybe you can do it in another way?’

R78 what the actual fuck did I just see? damn you should've put a warning, that thing is going to give me nightmares today.

I have renamed Mouse Boy at Blouse Boy. Timothée "Blouse Boy" Chalamet

Personally I've moved on to actor Rohan Campbell (Corey from Halloween Ends) who can pull off andron sexy with a little more meat on his bones.

The funniest part is he's obviously going sleeveless now because he's been working out for Dune and he must think his arms are impressive now

He’s sleeveless because that’s a woman’s blouse.

Whitney Houston wants her wig back.

My favorite thing about Timmy is he doesn't give a fuck what his haters think. He's gorgeous, living his best life, getting rich and using his newfound status to do what he wants, creatively. He's already an icon. Timothee is beautiful, it's hate that's ugly.

R90 is Timmy.

Icon? Bitch please.

the word "beautiful" died along with R90

More to love or hate.

R94: A couple of desperate cannibal whores.

R94 too much competition, this movie had to compete with so many 'cannibal love stories' this year.

OP Fuck, he looks like a housewife from Scarsdale.

Timmy is so damn sexy. I would let him do whatever he wants to me!! #Timmy4Ever

Lost weight to play a disenfranchised cannibal? How is that possible when he’s 98 pounds and anorexic? He really wants an Oscar for this.

Didn't this movie get panned weeks ago?

R62: There's a pretentiousness in the eyes.

Both unattractive and un-sexually-attractive. And ungainly.

"Call Me By My Insufferably Twee Preening"

The fourth sequel is the worst, especially when the love in the plot is that of Timothée for Timothée.

He looks like he would smell like unwashed ass and feet.

And sour milk.

Very talented young actor. So of course DL misanthropes anonymously rip him apart.

R105 It happens to be my opinion that he's unattractive and dresses badly. I think he's talented (not brilliant). And I like other people just fine. How does not caring much for his appearance or taste make me a misanthrope?

He's a shoo-in for the Welcome Back Kotter reboot.

Is he gay?

R108: For some reason, it's not very popular on DL to say he's gay or bi. Personally, I don't think he's 100% straight but I could see him as bi leaning toward straight.

What's the thing with celebs having bare arms on the red carpet, lately? Is every day trailer trash day in Hollywood?

R105, That word does not mean what you think it means. Or do you consider Master Chalamet to constitute the whole of humanity?

That's very obviously a wig, not his natural hair.

Looks like a child to me.

[quote]That's very obviously a wig, not his natural hair.

Hair loss from the anorexia?

Soon appearing as Carol Lawrence in the TV movie biopic!

He's attractive, but you could probably go to France and find 100 other actors at least as attractive with the same look. And therein lies the unfairness and the absurdity. He's acting is meh. He always seems like he's in a high school play. Very self-conscious. Never immerses himself in the part. Never forgets he's Hollywood's darling, no matter what he's doing. But there's big money to be gained upon his fame so the media push won't stop anytime soon.

Can you all please stop insulting the words 'beautiful' and 'attractive'. And saying "but" after those words isn't helping at all.

Yeah celebrity worshipping by magazines is nauseating. GQ is the absolute worst. The publication is no longer about men’s fashion and health just praising every male celebrity for every minor thing. Remember when they said Henry Golding was going to be the next leading man? No wonder fame has gone to this little rat’s head.

Is his wig on sidewise? he looks like the Countess Olenska.

R109 maybe I'm misremembering but I thought everyone here adored him when he first came onto the scene. Now he's disliked

[quote] [R109] maybe I'm misremembering but I thought everyone here adored him when he first came onto the scene.

"everyone"??

You thought wrong.

R120: No the poster was asking me about his sexuality. Unpopular opinion but I disagree with DL's assertion that he's 100% straight. I think at the very least he's bi and has curiously fooled around with a man at least once.

Anne Frank realness!!

He’s gay. He has never had a girlfriend.

r122 No one cares about your shipping fantasies frau.

r124 You mean apart from Madonna's daughter?

Lourdes? And he lived?!

I don't care either way and if he identifies as straight, I'll take his word for it. Again, don't care.

But.... Plenty of gaylings had girlfriends in high school.

I'm of the camp he seems to be pretty private about his dating life. Which is wise.

...and Lily Rose Depp and those embarrassing photos of him and Eiza Gonzalez.

Those were friends

He was with Kid Cudi for a long time

He's straight. Don't you remember the reports that his 8 inch, veiny, thick, bent cock was shot chlamydia deep into NYU undergrad cooters?

Nope

R116 Why France?

R116 He's from New York City.

R131 I had completely forgotten about the chlamydia rumors until you mentioned it. What was that , 5 years ago?

Looks like we need to run the Charmies off again

I saw a teen boy on a bus in Geneva Switzerland today who looked quite like the photo in OP's post. Including the hair. The hair is obviously on point. For 15-20 year olds. This cunt is 26 and the Peter Pan art boy cosplay is increasingly ridiculous.

I get why people are into Timothee. I rewatched Call Me by Your Name and he was quite attractive in it. I still need to be convinced about his acting tho. He’s good but I’m not convinced he’s this acting God people have made him out to be.

Here is the style. Its been around several years.

He is ugly.

Six years too old for long curly hair says R137.

R33 There were a lot of great stars of the past who weren't gorgeous.

I’m kinda surprised Timothee is so disliked on here. His looks are the type I would expect DLers to be in love with.

That hairdo is a hair-don't!

r20 Did Momoa munch on his cock?

r78 What a frightening photo.

[quote]My favorite thing about Timmy is he doesn't give a fuck what his haters think.

He cares. Very much.

[quote]He was with Kid Cudi for a long time

I have it on good authority that Cudi is bi.

More proof that Chalamet is monumentally repulsive.

Beauty…lol. We used to call that plain looking…

Ugly is the word you're looking for R150.

True, r142. But then, they didn't describe themselves as any kind of "beauty."the

r152

It's not an actual quote, OP is just joking that this is what he's trying to say with his outfit.

I want to see his peepee (both soft and hard).

That hair is devastating.

Well, r154, OP cut close to the probable truth, then!

Timothee is trying to Make Ancient Rome Great Again.

His teeth are ugly.

Roman buttboy slaves were likely fed to the lions before 20yo.

R159, his teeth are fine. Refreshing he didn't cap them into blinding white tiles.

r160

Not if they were as exceptionally beautiful as Timmy.

His face is annoying. He is the kind of kid you would sadistically love to pick on at school.

r163 Though the rumour is he was a bully

Shawn Mendes is an androgynous beauty. Not this ugly twat.

I don't think r165 knows what androgynous means

A rat face is never going to be considered beautiful.

He is a dick

The androgyny is so hopelessly forced and I’m just not seeing the beauty, to be honest. But whatever.

Miss Shawn Mendes acts and speaks girlie, and may put on some light gender fluid outfits (which he does not pull off) but he looks like a dude.

Timmy is more man than Shawn will ever be, and more woman than he'll ever get.

Is he Melungeon?

Isn't he half French and half American? Wikipedia says his father is Protestant, and his mother Jewish. His grandfather was some kind of playwright, but I've never heard of him.

Were his parents ever married? You hear all about his mom, and see photos of him with her quite a bit, but none of his dad. I get the impression his father was a bit older than his mother, and had older kids. He once mentioned in an interview visiting with his "older brother and his wife" a few years ago.

[quote] Isn't he half French and half American? Wikipedia says his father is Protestant, and his mother Jewish. His grandfather was some kind of playwright, but I've never heard of him.

He probably has dual citizenship since his father is French, but he was not raised in France. He's from New York, the person who said you could "probably go to France" and find a lot of other boys like him made no sense.

[quote] Timmy is more man than

No offence, but…have you ever met a man?

r175

Have you ever seen Shawn Mendes?

[quote]Timmy is more man than Shawn will ever be, and more woman than he'll ever get.

Shawn is not interested in getting a woman.