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Velma was the sensible but rather awkward lesbian in Scooby Doo. She wasn’t meant to be the sexy one.
Especially not to straight men.
But that’s what she turned out to be. She’s a major cosplay obsession with straight males. Search scooby doo porn and the images that pop up are largely Velma, often on all fours, her rump in the air, looking for her glasses.
(Disturbingly little of Fred.)
So whuh happuh? How did a homely lesbo get to the pole position?
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 13, 2022 5:23 PM |
Die in a grease fire, OP. Nowhere in that article did it say ANYTHING about Velma.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 12, 2022 4:08 PM |
The character was outed, came out, fairly recently. Before that, she was just the nerd in the group.
And apparently OP never came across straight people's fetish for "sexy librarian or school teacher".
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 12, 2022 4:13 PM |
It’s the aged “Ginger or Mary Anne?” debate.
Tale as old as time.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 12, 2022 4:17 PM |
[quote] Die in a grease fire, OP.
Moron. I never said it did or directed you to read the article.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 12, 2022 4:34 PM |
Girls like Daphne intimidate and terrify basement-dwellers and losers, because she seems high-maintenance and unattainable.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 12, 2022 4:34 PM |
R2, sexy librarian has the word sexy in it.
Velma is not sexy.
R5 may have a point.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 12, 2022 4:35 PM |
I don't know why, but I def had the hots for Velma back in the day
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 12, 2022 4:36 PM |
If there's Velma porn out there, I suspect it's because some straight assholes feel the need to take her down a peg, maybe they want to see her stop being the smart one and submit.
I can imagine there are neckbeards out there who secretly want to be the smart one in the Mystery Machine, but Velma was there first....
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 12, 2022 6:12 PM |
It's that thick, luscious, wool sweater she wears. YEAH, baby!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 12, 2022 6:25 PM |
Is this an assignment for English As Second Language at OP's community college this week?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 12, 2022 6:29 PM |
Because I get wet easily and put out on first date. This sweater hides a nice, natural, DD rack too. Jinkies!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 12, 2022 6:32 PM |
The straight guys know Daphne's the homecoming queen with good grades who can wrap them around her little finger and get what she wants without having to put out. Velma's the nerdy outsider who hangs out with the stoner and his dog. They're banking on her being a freak in the sheets, and in denial about her only being interested in other dykes.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 12, 2022 6:49 PM |
How the fuck is it possible that Scooby-Doo is still a thing, much less a sexual thing?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 12, 2022 6:52 PM |
It’s always the quiet ones - -
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 12, 2022 10:34 PM |
OP Nerds like her, that's why. She seems attainable to them. There's someone for everyone.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 13, 2022 1:27 AM |
[quote] Is this an assignment for English As Second Language at OP's community college this week?
Ironyproof.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 13, 2022 1:49 AM |
[quote] They're banking on her being a freak in the sheets, and in denial about her only being interested in other dykes.
She’s a fictional character.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 13, 2022 1:50 AM |
r19 doesn't look much like the real Velma
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 13, 2022 10:34 AM |
Because she'll do it with anyone!!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 13, 2022 2:38 PM |
I think it’s mostly women doing it and if they do it for animations it’s for shock value.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 13, 2022 2:46 PM |
Guys don’t like big fake asses and drag queen makeup or big claw nails but it’s all over porn cause women do it. Just like they dress up like Velma.
Straight porn is about men taking what they can get or are given.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 13, 2022 2:48 PM |
A straight guy once told me the uglier the woman, the better the blowjob
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 13, 2022 3:00 PM |
They usually don’t r20
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 13, 2022 3:13 PM |
Ellie Simmonds, a British swimmer with dwarfism, dressed as Velma for Halloween week on Strictly Come Dancing. She really rocked the Velma look.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 13, 2022 3:23 PM |
A lot of these cosplay Velmas tend to be very thicc. I feel like the costume has become a way to show off curves. A few of my straight (black male) friends were joking they wanted to see some 'hot Velmas' on Halloween the other week.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 13, 2022 4:01 PM |
Daphne comes across as frigid and high-maintenance.
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