Let’s be boner killers

I’m yet another thread about Sydney Sweeney!

I love YAS! I love it. Yas kween.

I’m the unattractive shade of polish on an otherwise attractive man.

My pronouns.

Marlboro Man body but Virginia Slims voice.

I'm a frau

“I’m in an open ‘relationship’…”

I'm i "I love you"

I’m R7 who probably flies off the handle when that little factoid is revealed early on and goes all Fatal Attraction. I move from dick to dick and will never settle down, but I at least like the option to be open…

I'm pussy.

Trump won in 2020

I'm the tiny little baby turd that drops from my gaping hole at the worst moment, since my late 40s,

Votes Republican

Is Republican

I'm Victorian furniture.

R10 straight men would wholeheartedly disagree with that

I'm Madonna drinking from a dog bowl! Look how shocking I am! The young kids love me! Watch me and get hard!

I am FTM

I'm the parents he lives with.

I AM THE BONER KILLER OF ALL TIME!!!!

All else pales in comparison. DL Pariah Brooklyn Seacow murders every boner, everwhere.

Aaron Schock's brown anus. And just Aaron Schock in general.

I'm Liza's purse.

I am pubic hair sculpted into an unnatural shape, the crotch equivalent of plucked eyebrows.

I'm the long list of social requirements in your profile when just you're a living cum dumpster looking for a blow 'n' go.

I'm r24.

Very long foreskins. I don't care about cut vs. uncut, but it grosses me out when a guy's foreskin is so long that it it puckers and twists at the end of the head and extends almost to the knee. No dick, all skin. Yuck.

R25 Needs to jelq so his meat matches the case.

Man buns.

Call me William please, not Bill.

Is this about Tina Yothers?

Lil Nas X

I am Crocs, the shoe equivalent of non-binary.

I'm the picture taken in the recent past but the faces of meth at the door

I'm your bad cum face, you probably can't help it but now I feel grossed out because if this was being streamed someone would think I've been fucking someone with severe downs.