Former DL fave Tom Hiddleston is now a daddy!

let's hope the poor thing won't have his father's beauty and his mother's intelligence

It's called the George Clooney Strategy.

Well, if it's a secret maybe we shouldn't talk about it

Most likely a beautiful child.

Congratulations.... I hope it works out. I do like THidds... how can I not like Loki. LOL He was great in The Night Manager and Crimson Peak. I'd love to see him in a Sondheim revival film.

His wife is lovely... don't know much about her. Good luck with the babeh

Adopted obviously

R4 could be a model for a diaper commercial....as the turd

I love Taylor Swift

See I'm straight!

"I love Taylor Swift "

Things that make you cringe for the rest of your life for $500 😬

If he can get laid, there's hope for many DLers yet!

He has to be the ugliest leading man ever.he's even worse than william dafoe

Imagine if this were a contract like this. One of the strictest because it demanded a baby. Maybe it was her only chance of becoming an A lister now because she is already 38 (Not that it would matter to me but as we know women are judged more on their age/looks than talent most of the time). And has Hiddle something big coming up? I hope my theory if false and hope it is true love instead. She is so pretty though. Imagine having Hiddle-genes in your womb. Like he already looked 50 at 35. Bad genes + good genes = ?

She has lovely skin but one of the ugliest faces I've seen in years. What is going on? Where am I?

She looks like the Duchess of Sussex stuck her head into Willy Wonka's taffy-pulling machine.

R14 I don't think this is ugly. Maybe she is not a sex bomb and has a big nose but she looks cute and youthful in her face. But is that really what Hiddlstone likes?

R16, she looks much better there. Hollywood glamor is not her friend.

R16, that chin and the facial length is deeply unfeminine and imo unattractive in a woman. However, in that, I think this *is* closer to what TH likes.

They are so ugly that baby will be very beautiful.

Well mazel tov to the happy couple. It's hard to imagine this working, just because he's such a phony and because she's successful in her own right, you can imagine her getting fed up with his shit

You all said he was a cocksucker and now it seems he was sucking these big titties.

If his Golden Globes awards speech where he went on about his humanitarian work in South Sudan is anything to go by he seems like hard work to be around.

She looks like she's a real bitch in private.

First Taylor Lautner and now Tom Hiddleston? You guys suck at this "he is gay" game. Like really bad.

R24 But didn't Travolta birth a child too?

I still think he's gay.

R23 She is, but she will tire of Hiddleston's constant need to have his delicate ego stroked, and drop him and take him to the cleaners on the child support.

Yeah because Taylor Lautner and Tom Hiddleston are so straight R24. What are we thinking? It’s not like we have proof or anything.

R21 Shutup unless you have proof.

R28 Well, what makes them not straight then?

The fact that they suck cock.

Two unattractive people

Every time I see or hear of Hiddleston of think of when he irretrievably ruined his credibility with that bizarre fake Taylor Swift thing. Repulsive.

The only thing I know about her is that she comes from a lot of money and also is thick as thieves with DL fave Oliver Jackson-Cohen, who accompanied her to a few events when Hiddles was unavailable working earlier this year when she was already knocked up. Make of that what you will.

I think she's kind of cute and so is Hiddles but by God that baby's forehead is going to be the size of a billboard.

Whatever you may think of his looks, hers are worse.

He used to be attractive ut now looks like an aging ferret.

But she's looked like Stan Laurel since birth.

One trembles for the child, especially if it's a girl.

He was never that hot even when his hairline wasn't fleeing for the hills. Very average aside from his big watery blue eyes which I'll concede are very expressive. They're both decent actors but they've both hitched their wagons to the Marvel train, him seemingly permanently.

He's a decent actor, I have no idea who she is. He decided years ago that he was going for the "beard" thing and here he is "committing - hardcore" to that plan.

He'll probably be a decent father, he's immature, funny and sweet so at least he'll play with the little sprog.

Adopted a black baby?

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride

R31 Which is a fact you pulled out of your ass. Every man loves cock, according to DL

Daddy?

Is he banging a twink?

R36 Oh, yes, he was. I remember seeing him as Magnus as Branagh's second in command on the Wallander series (talk about a downer!) and he was delicious. He didn't make a thing of Loki by not being hot, and he's also notoriously well endowed.

But it's certainly not classic good looks, and it was bound to decline once he lost all that curly hair. That said, I saw him live in "Betrayal" three years ago, and he was the only thing onstage exhibiting magnetism (and you should see those feet: they're enormous). He's a good actor and he cares about his craft, you can see it. He may be an idiot in everything else, but he loves his craft and never phones it in.

He's an odd duck, for sure - he's too good and too tall and was too interesting to be relegated to character roles, and not classically good-looking enough for A-list leading man. So, he has had to straddle an odd niche.

But I assure you, ten years ago I'd have done him in a heartbeat.

Tom and Zawe have a bearding relationship, his relationship with Taylor Swift almost made him out of the closet , their baby boy is definitely IVF

Taylor Swift bedded every woman in r10's pic, but never Tom Hiddleston.

There's some very hot photos of him, probably from years ago, nearly nude. Great body. He's intelligent, educated, talented and a sexy dancer. His wife is unfortunate looking and I am not convinced a model is as educated or intelligent as Tom. So, it's an odd pairing which leads me to agree with the bearding assessment.

R42 = delusional

It is clearly older millennial men's turn to understand what being considered a daddy is all about.

See, bitches? I'm a bona fide pussy fucker!

Ooops, R43 is delusional one

She looks like a trans in training, good for him! Trannies need love I guess too.

She looks like a trans in training, good for him! Trannies need love I guess.

She looks like a trans in training, good for him! Trannies need love I guess too.

She looks like a trans in training, good for him! Trannies need love I guess too.

R16 In fact, she looks a great deal like Hiddleston. I always thought he was a classic narcissist but in a likable way (which is true of most actors, really). On him it was rather attractive until recently, but the photo of them with their heads together suggests a man seeking his own reflection in his partner. It's not a hanging matter, but to me it's striking.

She's just not a pretty woman, and if it's a boy I suppose it will work out, but good it isn't a girl because girls are still judged by the package they come wrapped in, and I can't see these two producing anything but a tall, stringy, big-nosed, long-faced girl.

Apologies to the women, but it does seem to me to be how the landscape still looks.

They could be siblings, really.

^I should add that, as noted above, I saw them both in "Betrayal" in the West End. The enormous bosom displayed by Ms Ashton was totally nonexistent on stage. Tall and rather flat.

Granted, the photograph was of the lady at a quite gravid stage, but still . . . I only bring it up because amongst those who insist that TH is straight, it is also told that he favours significant up top endowment. I wondered when I saw the photo if the astonishing change in breast size was due to more than pregnancy.

Scroll down to second photo. Perhaps, as a man, I'm missing something . . . but she isn't even close to term in that photo.

An aside: she looks better with a fringe, it cuts down the rather dismaying length of her face.

Some women's tiddies get huge when pregnant.

R55 Hiddles will be gutted once the fun balls turn into spaniels ears!

I took one look at his baby mama and said:" Yep yet another professional beard." I hope the contract pays her quite handsomely.

I like her.

He'll go the Branagh route and turn to directing in his late 40s/early 50s. He talks and thinks like a director. If he ever wins an Oscar, it will be for that.

R57 How does a professional beard looks like? You are insane.

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Congrats to Tom Hiddleston on becoming a dad!

But who's the father of the baby?

Zaddy!

Congratulations to them! I love him as Loki and especially in Only Lovers Left Alive.

They resemble each other although they are of different races and genders

He had a child with a tranvestite?

Tom, Zawe and their baby in Paris

She's rather handsome in OP's link photo. And I admit: I don't really know anything about her. But I can't imagine the offspring will become a supermodel.

Wait...how the fuck did she pull that off? She was probably filming the next Captain Marvel movie (she's the lead bad guy) the entire time she was pregnant!

Ok here's a pic from 2022. It didn't have a date but I'm guessing very late 2022 because she looks VERY pregnant.

R70, that was June 29, 2022.

R68 He's likely going to be an actor just like his parents. Interesting that both Hiddleston and Skarsgard became father around the same time and both have sons. I can imagine their boys vying for the sexiest men alive title just like their dads in 20+ years to come.

[quote] "He's likely going to be an actor just like his parents."

Because of course he will, R72. It's refreshing when the children of celebrities choose careers outside of entertainment. Especially when they turn out to be highly successful.

R73 The last example I can think of is Salon editor-in-chief David Talbot, whose father is actor Lyle Talbot

Of course, the nanny is kept out of sight while the cameras are around.

[quote] "The last example I can think of is Salon editor-in-chief David Talbot, whose father is actor Lyle Talbot"

That would make a great thread of its own, R74. Hell, we've probably already done it a million times. But I do enjoy the subject.

Paul Schofield’s son is an eminent scholar in Medieval English if I remember correctly.

And it’s pretty disappointing that coming from a family of acclaimed writers, Justin Theroux chose acting and failed at it.

She's not using a nanny.

They were with Zawe's parents.