How do I get him back? I'm a bad person.
I threw this cat who visits me off my desk. Not hard, but he annoyed me. Now he's gone and I miss him.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 18, 2023 7:24 PM |
That’s what you get. Deal with it.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 11, 2022 1:32 PM |
It bloody well will be him next time he saunters in tail in the air and presenting hole. That little bastard took his revenge by spilling a bottle of wine and there's flour all over the floor. I'll cut off his little nuts, I swear.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 11, 2022 10:32 PM |
I hope he shits in your slippers and wipes his asshole on your toothbrush
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 11, 2022 10:38 PM |
Why are lesbians so anti hooman?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 12, 2022 4:49 AM |
Cats don’t forget. I visited my sister’s cat recently, &she climbed up my leg in an attempt to jump on my shoulder—while I was standing up—which she’d done to me months ago. She hasn’t done this to anyone else, ever.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 12, 2022 6:19 AM |
This cat has very bad manners. I woke up and he was in bed with me. Obviously trash, not well bred. Very pushy.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 17, 2022 11:25 AM |
This thread is not going to end well.
OP, you are doomed.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 17, 2022 11:27 AM |
Bye bitch
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 17, 2022 11:37 AM |
Muriel, you’re awful.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 17, 2022 1:02 PM |
That cat is plotting your demise. Be prepared. Don't fuck with a cat.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 17, 2022 1:07 PM |
^ if he was plotting my death, well, he got his ass whupped by a big tomcat (also not mine) and he's run away. Good riddance.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 19, 2022 12:11 PM |
I wish someone would throw you off a cliff. You’re annoying OP and an animal abuser who doesn’t deserve a cats love! Fuck the fuck off!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 19, 2022 12:14 PM |
OP is trolling us. He saw how many responses that loser who hit a stray with his newspaper got here last week.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 19, 2022 12:17 PM |
I hope she shits in one of OPs wigs!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 19, 2022 8:16 PM |
He's back. Even brought a playmate. I think he's quite young. Then the little bastard got in bed with me so I smacked him off because he started snoring.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 22, 2022 3:52 AM |
R2, wow, that cat is from1821? Over a hundred years ago. Amazing that it looks just like a cat from today.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 22, 2022 4:09 AM |
OP, a cat "visits" you? Is he an escort?
I don't know of many places of employment with cats, or dogs, running around, unless you work in a vet's office, an animal shelter or some hipster record shop.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 22, 2022 4:34 AM |
I took a dump in your favorite coffee cup.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 22, 2022 6:15 AM |
I found the little bastard sleeping on my bed! God knows where he's been. It can't be good to have a stinky pussy wander off the neighborhood and crawl into your bed.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 18, 2023 5:35 PM |
I don't know about that r20, I have never had anyone complain.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 18, 2023 7:16 PM |
You only get one chance with cats...and now you're marked for death.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 18, 2023 7:22 PM |
I'm so glad the OP gave up this kind of thing once the holiday depression drinking let up and she returned to just being a cunt among us cunts.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 18, 2023 7:24 PM |