Chris Evans reveals girlfriend day after Sexy Man title announced

What am I, Chris, chopped liver?

16 year age difference. I'm sure they'll make it as a couple. 🤣

He is 41, she is 25. Sounds about right, no way he would have settled down with someone about his age.

He will pop out kids, he has been saying he wants to and now he has his uterus.

Gross, she looks 12. Chris is a petalfile.

Well at least he's upped his wig game.

Looking almost lifelike these days.

Doubt this will last. A 25 yr old actress is not going to want to just pop out a kid.

Who said anything about kids??

She’s a nun. She’s not going to have kids.

[quote]Chris is a petalfile.

Oh dear.

Be realistic. Having a kid with someone as wealthy as Chris Evans means she is set r6. I bet she is counting down the days til he wants to do it.

Who said he’s wealthy?

Oh please. Captain America is wealthy. R10 is 100% correct.

Her mother is only 46 and has been giving hints on her social the entire time with photos that match up to his insta that he and her daughter are dating. She’s very invested in her daughter the same way his mom is overly invested in him. In some ways it makes sense that they would pair up because a woman his own age is going to run in the opposite direction of his red flags, his mom being one of them. Anyway, his cover just dropped and she has a show premiering, so I doubt this is purely a love match. I just don’t know what he’s thinking with this age gap.

A two-bit teen actor is wealthy? OK. Well, she’s an actor too so she’s wealthy too.

Her mother is his age? He should be dating her instead of her daughter!

Give your act a rest r14.

Not sure why people are surprised at the age gap. These men, especially Hollywood ones, do it all the time. It would’ve been refreshing if he did date her closer to his age mom. It is what is.

Maybe he is dating the mom and the daughter is just a beard.

FFS....some of you will fall for any bit of pr they throw at you. Have you learned nothing from all the "Brad Pitt is dating____" stories we are subjected to every few months.

He’s been dating her for over a year? In July, he said he was laser focused on finding someone to spend his life with.

I am now convinced that he is gay.

It might not last with this one, but he’s for sure going to end up with someone ~15 years younger than himself. He wants kids, and a woman in her late 30’s or 40’s just won’t do. No geriatric pregnancies for him.

R19, it’s not the same. There are pictures of them together floating around already. It was completely timed to go public what with him being named SMA. It was also sleuthed by his diehard fans months ago. Brad wasn’t even on the same continent as Emily R. when they were supposedly seeing each other. It basically read like a pr planted story.

Avada Kedavra

All of you know that if you were in Chris' position you would be dating some hot twunk nowhere close to your age. And if you were dating someone close to your age, you would dump them for some hot twunk. It's called being a man.

Have they.... done it? Done it with the same thing that's on the Internet?

What I will say, he always looks awkward with his gfs or whomever he is caught with. Those Lily James pics were cringe. The masks here look ridiculous too. I haven’t seen anyone under 65 with a mask on in ages.

Dollface thread. (Chris.)

Why is R14 pretending that he isn’t worth millions. Chris Evans is worth abouth 80 million.

Wow a random Portuguese actress.

Gay, gay, gay.

He's been fucking his brother all these years.

Chris is a coke head with herpes, a double whammy. Which sane woman would want that? Not to mention his geriatric sperm could be troublesome.

Why doesn't his brother receive a beard too?

Yeah, not exactly organic though we aren't in Cavill territory yet.

I do think there's a decent possibility he's bi though. Almost even odds if I were a betting guy.

Lizzo right now

C'mon, chaps, why the sarcasm? Some of us just take a bit longer to find The One. For what it's worth, I believe Chris is completely straight. Just like myself.

Wait a minute, if Chris were Gay why hasn't he dated Taylor Swift by now? Think about it 🤔

R33 so while she could be just a beard, in the end they could still have intercourse for fun. Being over 40 with no kid, makes me assume his mother ordered a vasectomy 20 years ago but they tend to fail after years... Imagine having a child with a PR beard. Sad, why risk that if he could explore the safer side of his alleged bisexuality? However, could she really be just a PR beard? Because no one in the replies of OP's twitter seems happy about that reveal. This makes him probably less popular in the end. Besides, someone like Chris really wants to share his life with a zoomer?? He doesn't appear to be the trophy wife kinda guy but someone on here once mentioned that his public persona is fake...

I always figured he was a fag. Now I'm sure of it.

@r37, " Imagine having a child with a PR beard"

Hey, wait a minute, everyone knows I'm a normal heterosexual man with normal heterosexual relationships and normal all American kids 😏

I really hate that there was probably a conversation that went like “Find someone like Ana de Armas!”

He’s past his peak.

He’s going to disappear like Gyllenhaal.

Or worse, write a children’s book like Gyllenhaal.

His pap shots always have an air of a pr set-up. I think this one will stick for a while because of the roll out. I’ve said this before, for a guy with social anxiety and lives off the Hollywood grid, to only date/be photographed with b-c- list actresses and never just a regular woman is suspect. All these Hollywood men have an MO, like Leonardo DiCaprio. I think Chris’ PR team has been trying to set him up for a while and since the Lily James thing fell through, this girl was the next choice, albeit an odd one. He’s getting older and his Marvel run is over. He’s never been a serious actor and he needs to stay relevant.

Her dance card is usually booked up, R36

Would a Gyllenhaal-Evans pairing work? Sagittarius-Gemini.

They've apparently been secretly dating for almost a year and right after his big People interview the New York Post conveniently catches them holding hands while on a "secret" stroll in Central Park. These PR people really think we're all just fucking idiots. If this isn't a blatantly obvious PR setup, what is?

As has been mentioned, Chris's mom is an overbearing, smothering Italian momma and no woman is ever good enough for her precious son. She is obsessed with him and basically ignores her other three children. If you date Chris Evans, you are in for a lot of drama courtesy of his mom.

So he really has been only dating in Europe.

[quote] As has been mentioned, Chris's mom is an overbearing, smothering Italian momma and no woman is ever good enough for her precious son.

So is she proud that both her sons’ cocks ended up on the internet for everyone to compare?

Sagittarius and Gemini are opposing signs. They’d at least enjoy the sex.

R50 I wonder if they talk about this during family diner

R51

" secretly dating" Is the operative phrase here as a PR stunt giveaway. Why would two single adults have to secretly date?

Because Of his rabid fans who hate him dating anyone. Just look at the comments.

Astrology is a pile of fucking horseshit.

R56 I think so too but then I read up what they say about capricorn and it is basically me but then again there are probably others who are confused about the descriptions of their sign. There are apparently "cusp signs" that would explain that but I never fully got it. Can the astrology expert of DL please explain further?

Her mom was obv part of the PR Plant / set up. This whole thing, the Sexiest Man, and now the gf, are publicity. As real as his hair...

Only dating in Europe, R49?

We all know what that means.

LMAO!

R51 is right. The sex is amazing.

Is it because his last few projects have bombed?

Usually that’s when they roll out the new girlfriend. When they’ve had a bunch of bombs and need to stay relevant in the press.

That's usually how it works r61.

as an example from R61

From the article:

He continued: ‘The main clue you would see is a high-profile male dating a woman who is not high-profile and all of a sudden overnight they’re the most talked about girl in Hollywood.’

The women end up taking the deal in order to become a star, with Jack admitting one of his clients benefited so much so she’s now a household name.

‘It was more of a mutual agreement between the agents and we had a male who actually had a movie coming out and it was getting a lot of bad reviews and slack and they wanted to take the negativity of the movie away and make it more about him,’ he explained.

‘We found him a girl, a one year deal, he finished off the press and a little bit after that they went their separate ways. She did not want to do a two year deal.’

And what a surprise!

Alba’s TV show on Netflix just came out yesterday! The same day they went public.

What a coincidence!!

So I guess "Dating in Latin America" is the thing now?

Ava de Armas got a lot of hype when she was with Ben Affleck for five minutes. She needed to up her profile and he needed some good PR after going off the wagon and into rehab yet again.

Honestly he's very fem, there's some questionable hand movements and queeny head bopping in some of his interviews in the last 6 years, like his gayness jumps out. Idk about this one. He's so gay for being str8 but not gay enough? Maybe bisexual.

R66 That was such a PR stunt. I didn’t buy it for a second.

[quote] So I guess "Dating in Latin America" is the thing now?

Yes, Rose, bless your heart. Portugal is in Latin America now. 🙄

I didn't realize she was from Portugal. I thought she was Brazilian.

Chris has a secret girlfriend from Europe. That’s why you never see her, he tells his friends. Because she’s from Canada, I mean, Europe.

r64 Nails it.....its all pr...and bad pr at that.

The age gap is meaningless if you're hot.

She lives in Niagara Falls, you wouldn't know her.

R67 guuurl

[quote] there's some questionable hand movements and queeny head bopping in some of his interviews in the last 6 years

That’s Autism Spectrum Disorder stimulating movements. You’re seeing it more because it becomes more pronounced as you get older.

So I looked up an interview to see if I notice some of the things R67 claims.

0:54 pushes shirt down to cover himself up as if he were a girl who wants to cover her belly fat (I do that too btw so no shaming on my part here) 1:20 self-conscious about his shirt again 1:24 that deep breath. Like a gayling who is annoyed being asked all that silly stuff. 2:02 when he says "bulldozed" = gay voice at "dozed" 2:44 he really enjoyed what he could demonstrate here... he seems to like being a dancer, like Joan Rivers once said about plenty of male actors. 2:52-2:54 The movements (body and head), especially with the hand when he says "not one fan showed up" 3:17 - 3:19 I think those are the head movements R67 is talking about and the way he is pressing his lips together... cute 3:52 Gay voice when he says "times". 4:09 the way he says "try again" and moves his head during that sentence and that laugh that follows. (or he just has a high voice...) 5:41 Fran Drescher laugh and right after that he demonstrates how high he can go with his voice again with "did I not?". 5:52 the way his voice sounds when he says "ok good" and how his eyes go up. EXTRA: unrelated to the gay/bi analysis. At 5:56 "yeah, I've heard" = is this his real voice? Like how he would talk in private? Without all the acting? 6:07 How he points at Jimmy when saying "but did he beat you?"

He is either nervous the whole time because he is touching his nose constantly (sign of being nervous) and this could make him appear "gay" or he could also be in an "acting persona" because these kinds of shows are anything but natural, so maybe he just adapts and this makes him appear "unusual" or there is really some Frau inside him!? Like in many parts I highlighted, his voice becomes often very nasal.

In general, what I noticed with many other male actors who are either in the closet or want to appear more masculine. They are talking with fake voices. (You notice it especially with Henry Cevillé. There was a thread here some months ago where someone posted an insta video where his real voice came out all of a sudden. So funny!) When they talk with their more pronounced voices, their necks/throat area becomes veiny just by talking "casually" in interviews. It reminds me of Christina Aguilera's or Whitney's necks when they sang high notes. It seems so forced.

Anyway, back to Chris. In direct comparison to Jimmy, he definitely has different mannerisms (Adorable to look at actually). There are other things. How he focuses so much on his looks. Like the rumored hair piece thing. Then one time he allegedly had make up on just for a webcam interview. What has also been mentioned here on DL is that he allegedy has taken botox and had a nose job. (Not many straight men would care to do that...) Then there is also the pseudo-science stuff like how his ring- and pointer finger are the same size (gay) and how based on transvestigation videos he has a feminine body type (Transvestigators conclude from that that he must be trans but that is wrong. As I said many times before, there is a study that says that gay men tend to have wider hips etc. and move differently than their straight counterparts ............but it's just a theory). Overall, Chris appears very expressive while Jimmy appears like a stiff robot next to him.

I hope my analysis about him is totally wrong because imagine living a lie like that. These PR pics with his new "gf" look so awkward like when he has his mask on outside and the forced hand-holding... I'd die inside but maybe he can handle it because he is an actor?

Bitch you cray cray

R78 but not that crazy:

sus

This reads fake right away. This lil twink girls show just debuted on Netflix and has a movie coming out. Most people aren't buying all these fake celebrity shenanigans anymore.

Alba Baptista is #5 on IMDB this week, jumping 600 places

He loves Chris Pratt and at 00:38... did he admit to his alleged secret child lipstick alley is always talkin' about???

R83 He has no secret biracial child, that was made up as a joke and the idiots on that site took it as "tea". He's a white Boston man that likes pasty white women and prolly men on the side too.

I don’t think he has Aspergers. He actually has a really good personality. I don’t like the SJW shit though.

Of course he doesn’t have Asperger’s or “anxiety”. Those are things his young girl fans eat up.

yeah this is PR showmance

Oh he has Aspergers. Stims constantly.

The fans are BETRAYED

R89

Oh, my sides!

Fandoms are crazy, whether it be Brad vs Angelina, BRF vs Meghan and Harry, Johnny Depp or Chris Evans. So extreme, it’s scary. That letter is insane, as if he owes his fans anything.

The biracial child thing is hysterical. I’ve read some LSA threads about him. They are obsessed with him because he helped a black actress up some stairs and thought he was interested in black women. They think he flirts with every black woman who co-stars with him or interviews him. They must have gone insane when this news broke.

The worst thing about the insane fandom is it takes away the fun of watching the trainwreck rollout of his child bride looking girlfriend.

Child bride's EU agency lists her playing ages as 16-26. Creepy Chris likes 'em daughter-age. Who knew?

It's so weird the way fangirls try to infantilise twnetysomething women because those women are dating their fave. Seethe, fangirls, seethe!

Child bride's EU agency confirms she looks like a teen. No opinion here. Her own agency is shelling her as a teen. Her reel is loaded with pedo-baiting horny naked teens. Chris is attracted to teens per his confirmation.

What early 20s actor doesn't go up for teen roles?

Teen roles are best played by actors in their 30s.

He looks horrible in that chef picture. I dare you to zoom in. Yikes. If he wasn’t already famous, no one would give him another look. He looks like your fat, pasty, balding uncle.

[quote]He looks like your fat, pasty, balding uncle.

Um, no. No he does not. At all.

All his (former) fans are doing him dirty now lol I will say, he is handsome, but overrated. A lot of guys look like him, especially with the beard. Heck, the John Tyson guy who drunkenly climbed into some stranger’s bed resembles him.

[quote] A lot of guys look like him, especially with the beard.

Exactly. He’s a fine a dozen. I can run into ten of them at Walmart. If he sexiest man alive then so am I.

He resembles my ex so much its uncanny....face, body, etc. I will say, its fed some fantasies. But Im sure that like my ex, the body may is hot, the sex is incredible, but there is not much upstairs.

[quote]but there is not much upstairs.

He is completely uneducated and his whole life has been an extension of his ambitious, suffocating, obsessed mother's ambitions so you are probably correct.

He's still hot, though. And looks like he'd be an amazing fuck.

When both are fairly young, but the girl is so much younger...the guy is gayish.

R103 But doesn't he have that political twitter account? He sounds very educated to me on there:

Rug!

Is he a drunk?

We will believe when he gets married to her or has a baby with her.

Another bearding relationship revealed by the number one beard announced tabloid paper. What is next leo is settling down with gigi hadid reported by people mag.

Bearding? Chris Evans has never been spoken about as gay.

R110 But he was once with Minka Kelly who is according to this post a known beard:

To the "Asperger's! Autism!" people--I am currently being formally and clinically assessed for ASD (it's looking very likely that I have high-functioning type, along with inattentive ADHD), and I'm not seeing any tics or tells in Chris. No idea where you're getting this. To me he just reads as NPC cornfed boring-ass AWG, with the typical douchebag creep desires of such men.

R112 + nasal gay voice

Was Minka Kelly bearding for messy Jesse Williams?! Or Derek Jeter?!

I really don’t think Minka Kelly is a beard. While I do think CE relationships seem off, I think his fans are up in arms because they want him to be single forever because in their minds they still have a chance. Has there been any woman he’s dated they’ve liked?

They probably liked Jenny Slate.

Not to burst any bubbles, but think about it: if you were announced sexiest man and didn't want to get accosted by horny people left and right, wouldn't you immediately tell the world "I'M TAKEN! SORRY!" as a way to get them to back off?

Surely you jest. Chris Evans has peaked as a sex symbol. He's not going to be a Sean Connery.

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The SMA announcement and hype was a couple of days and then done. I think he accepted it to announce this relationship. He’s been connected to her on the down low for about a year.

The T-shirt is the one from the "And you look very...relaxed" commercial: dishwater gray, stretched-out, geeky. Not "sexy."

Blandston McBlanderson III, of the Blandsville McBlandersons.

R115 types like a naive frau that reads tabloid magazines and watches extras on tv.

I think he's cute and hope the relationship is a good lasting one.

I think he needs to go into monk-mode after all these movie flops.

People only want to see him as Captain America and don't care about him in any other kind of role.

We would, however, enjoy watching him pound her. I’m assuming he does that regularly.

[quote] People only want to see him as Captain America and don't care about him in any other kind of role.

He’s really not been in many good movies, if any. He seems really big online, but in real life most people I know are ambivalent towards him.

A 16 year difference huh? She LOOKS about 16.

Straight men are so bizarre. Not that I think he's straight......

Her show is canceled