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I'm so scared about Desantis

In a virtuoso performance, he ran the table in Florida last night and meanwhile Trump's candidates -- OZ, Maestro, etc. -- went belly up

That pushes Trump out of the way and it sets up Desantis to become an unstoppable juggernaut in 2024.

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by Anonymousreply 84November 13, 2022 8:41 PM

You're scared OP?

by Anonymousreply 1November 10, 2022 12:14 AM

If they cross Trump, the kompromat will hit the fan.

by Anonymousreply 2November 10, 2022 12:17 AM

I'll have him whacked.

by Anonymousreply 3November 10, 2022 12:19 AM

More transparent PR pushing the "DeSantis is great" narrative.

How easily led Republicans must be.

What has he actually done?

by Anonymousreply 4November 10, 2022 12:35 AM

He’s mean. That’s what counts to their half of America.

by Anonymousreply 5November 10, 2022 12:37 AM

Well he ran against Crist. He nearly lost to the drug addict last time.

by Anonymousreply 6November 10, 2022 12:39 AM

Trump considers himself responsible for DeSantis's entire career, and he might even be right about that, so no way is Trump just going to lie down and not do absolutely everything he can to destroy DeSantis.

by Anonymousreply 7November 10, 2022 12:44 AM

His appeal won't cross state lines.

by Anonymousreply 8November 10, 2022 12:48 AM

He’ll never win.

by Anonymousreply 9November 10, 2022 12:50 AM

He needs to fuck some whores and rape some cunts to get conservative Christian respect.

by Anonymousreply 10November 10, 2022 12:55 AM

[quote] an unstoppable juggernaut in 2024.

Oh, honey... no!

by Anonymousreply 11November 10, 2022 1:00 AM

He'll take trump's place. The trumpers will come around and end up loving him. Repugs love anyone who seems like a schoolyard bully. To them, a bully seems like they're doing something.

Unfortunately, the democrats aren't up to fighting anyone.

by Anonymousreply 12November 10, 2022 2:16 AM

I'm not scared of this fat, smug prick.

by Anonymousreply 13November 10, 2022 2:19 AM

I want to get a DeSantis with sprayed devil horns! It’ll be ironic like Che Guevara in Edina Monsoons basement circa 2003.

by Anonymousreply 14November 10, 2022 2:19 AM

Take him out before it's too late. Like they did with JFK Jr.

by Anonymousreply 15November 10, 2022 2:20 AM

Are we sure Trump, or, rather, his Russian puppet masters, doesn't have kompromat on him?

by Anonymousreply 16November 10, 2022 2:35 AM

If there's no choice, I'd rather have De Santis than the loudmouth demented orangutan.

by Anonymousreply 17November 10, 2022 2:39 AM

You will never hear a Republican saying he is scared of a Democrat. Grow a pair, Princess.

by Anonymousreply 18November 10, 2022 2:42 AM

Grow a pair of hammers. One for him, one for his wife.

by Anonymousreply 19November 10, 2022 2:46 AM

He will anger the real Maga crowd and not appeal to independents. Youngkin will come in later to save the day for the Republicans. But the overturning of Roe is going to be hard to overcome nationally.

by Anonymousreply 20November 10, 2022 2:50 AM

He won in Florida on a night when Florida demonstrated how irrelevant and disconnected it is from the rest of the country's politics. At the same time, he made himself Trump's number one target; Trump has a 100% success rate when it comes to destroying and rendering subservient other Republicans, including at multiple earlier points where everyone counted him out.

by Anonymousreply 21November 10, 2022 2:52 AM

I don't like his personality, but I do like guys with his level of fat ratio

by Anonymousreply 22November 10, 2022 2:53 AM

[quote]His appeal won't cross state lines.

R8, I live in Philadelphia and saw this sticker on my way home from work this past March.

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by Anonymousreply 23November 10, 2022 2:56 AM

As much as I loathe Trump I will admit that the nickname"Ron DeSanctimonious" gave me a chuckle.

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by Anonymousreply 24November 10, 2022 2:59 AM

[quote] an unstoppable juggernaut in 2024.

As opposed to a stoppable juggernaut?

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by Anonymousreply 25November 10, 2022 2:59 AM

He'll only win if the media paint him as moderate. He's got to win the crazies over in the primaries though, so he will say a lot of stupid shit.

by Anonymousreply 26November 10, 2022 3:01 AM

If Trump and DeSantis destroy each other who is next in line?

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by Anonymousreply 27November 10, 2022 3:05 AM

[quote]If Trump and DeSantis destroy each other who is next in line?

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by Anonymousreply 28November 10, 2022 3:09 AM

[quote]He'll only win if the media paint him as moderate

They'll be delighted to do that

by Anonymousreply 29November 10, 2022 3:16 AM

It's too soon, Op. Worry about DeSantis in a couple of years.

by Anonymousreply 30November 10, 2022 3:22 AM

OP don't be afraid. One must remember only half the electorate, who will vote at any time, votes in midterms. This cunt is worrisome but is no great white shark.

by Anonymousreply 31November 10, 2022 3:23 AM

DeSantis is going to wind up like Bobby Jindal.

by Anonymousreply 32November 10, 2022 3:25 AM

Desantis is basically Trump 2.0...he's even more evil with more hateful/bigoted policies.

Seeing the voters rejecting crazy this election, why would non-FL voters like him?

by Anonymousreply 33November 10, 2022 3:26 AM

You're right to feel this way, OP. Kill yourself now and save yourself the fear later.

by Anonymousreply 34November 10, 2022 3:29 AM

Also, worth remembering that in 2013 Chris Christie won reelection in solid blue NJ by 60%-38%. And all the pundits said that he was the second coming and the new leader of the party and the rest. And that didn't work out.

There's a lot of time for DeSantis to fuck up. I actually think getting in the ring with Trump intimidates him enough that he won't even run until 2028. I bet in the next few months, Trump starts threatening to run third party unless DeSantis steps aside.

by Anonymousreply 35November 10, 2022 3:32 AM

This hog doesn’t have the star power, he’s heavy but not a heavyweight. His competition was a joke.

by Anonymousreply 36November 10, 2022 3:51 AM

I still think DeSantis is tied up in all the Matt Gaetz criminality, so I hope something comes out about that which crushes him.

by Anonymousreply 37November 10, 2022 3:52 AM

Did WH historians retain the Taft bathtub for fat fat fatties? I'm just trying to be helpful for when obese Ron becomes President.

And please reinforce the flooring with high tensile strength rebar/concrete. We don't want Ron crashing through to the ground floor.

by Anonymousreply 38November 10, 2022 4:03 AM

[quote]As he prepares to announce his own 2024 run, Trump has been soliciting dirt on DeSantis and other potential primary rivals, including Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin. Trump has also spread gossip about DeSantis, including unverified allegations about his private life. Rolling Stone is declining to repeat what Trump has said.

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by Anonymousreply 39November 10, 2022 5:09 AM

MAGA is a personality cult, not a cult of ideology. DeSantis won't automatically just pick up Trump support, and Trump sure as hell won't let him have that support.

by Anonymousreply 40November 10, 2022 6:14 AM

DeSatan is trash.

by Anonymousreply 41November 10, 2022 6:25 AM

Trump is already getting jealous of the attention RD is getting. trump will crush him, insults, kompromat, outright lies, etc. he is more charismatic and has more practice being absolutely evil and getting away with it.

by Anonymousreply 42November 10, 2022 6:31 AM

Remember the hissy fit the fatty had when people pointed out he was in fact fat?

by Anonymousreply 43November 10, 2022 6:38 AM

Ron in a 3/4 length white robe, drinking a scotch and smoking a cigar by the pool = 24 hour + 365 day access to my holes.

by Anonymousreply 44November 10, 2022 6:47 AM

^Conservative gays are the most unstable.

by Anonymousreply 45November 10, 2022 6:49 AM

ASSuming gays are just dumb shit asses. Not a conservative... cock is cock

by Anonymousreply 46November 10, 2022 6:55 AM

Oh, riiiight.

by Anonymousreply 47November 10, 2022 6:58 AM

R44 Your repig holes are shitty!

by Anonymousreply 48November 10, 2022 7:11 AM

Jump OP, JUMP NOW! It's your only chance of escape!

DeathSatan is evil but theres no reason to fear him. He's fat and dumb - we can take him. But if you're really that scared JUMP.

by Anonymousreply 49November 10, 2022 7:20 AM

Why, it's almost like OP is some kind of troll or something.

by Anonymousreply 50November 10, 2022 7:23 AM

The Democrats should have run a dynamic young LatinX.

by Anonymousreply 51November 10, 2022 7:26 AM

If only the trolls were better.

by Anonymousreply 52November 10, 2022 7:29 AM

I could never be attracted to cock on someone I'm politically the opposite of. Never.

by Anonymousreply 53November 10, 2022 9:40 AM

"Unstoppable juggernaut"? Truly?

Is Mitch McConnell going to cover him in powdered sugar and roll him downhill?

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by Anonymousreply 54November 10, 2022 10:10 AM

I mean...I'd take him over Trump any day--IF it comes it that. He just seems like the typical entitled rich white dude. As opposed to Trump and his messiah bullshit. Def the lesser of two evils.

by Anonymousreply 55November 10, 2022 10:32 AM

They’ll end up destroying each other.

by Anonymousreply 56November 10, 2022 11:16 AM

All you can do is vote when the time comes. If it doesn't go your way, find a way to live your life.

by Anonymousreply 57November 10, 2022 12:19 PM

Idiots liked Trump because it was funny to watch him stir up trouble. They were too stupid to realize just how much he was destroying. But DeSantis' people LOVE him, and are fully aware of how smart and evil he is. That's a much more dangerous combo. Trump didn't set out to destroy stuff, he did it ignorantly, then realized how thrilling it was. DeSantis will start on day 1.

by Anonymousreply 58November 10, 2022 12:22 PM

JFC, R57 -- talk about sanctimonious!

by Anonymousreply 59November 10, 2022 12:26 PM

In every photo he either looks like he's taken a bunch of xanax or that he really needs to take a xanax.

by Anonymousreply 60November 10, 2022 12:28 PM

They really do love him down there. My gay pal was even singing his praises. I was driving with him and he said "DeSantis has been AMAZING for Florida." He looked over at me for my reaction and I just said "no comment." My face cannot lie so I'm sure he saw "shut the fuck up and change the subject before I start reading you for filth." So DeSantis lifted the tolls during the last hurricane. Big fucking deal.

by Anonymousreply 61November 10, 2022 12:44 PM

That's right R53. You simply do not do that!

by Anonymousreply 62November 10, 2022 12:54 PM

[quote] My face cannot lie so I'm sure he saw "shut the fuck up and change the subject before I start reading you for filth."

Are you an Eighties drag queen?

by Anonymousreply 63November 10, 2022 7:42 PM

It's because the dems can't cheat in FL. This is far more representative of the country than you know.

by Anonymousreply 64November 10, 2022 7:45 PM

"The Dems"? Fuck off troll.

by Anonymousreply 65November 10, 2022 7:46 PM

LOL

by Anonymousreply 66November 10, 2022 7:55 PM

R64 Spoken like a true Trump dump.

by Anonymousreply 67November 11, 2022 10:16 AM

The early leader, the presumptive nominee often crashes and burns. Keep your fingers crossed.

by Anonymousreply 68November 11, 2022 10:21 AM

To anyone still going on about election fraud and Trump being the rightful president. Seek shock therapy and lobotomies.

by Anonymousreply 69November 11, 2022 1:44 PM

Unstoppable juggernaut 🤣🤣🤣

by Anonymousreply 70November 11, 2022 1:46 PM

DeSantis will be worse than Trump. He has to be. It is not just Trump but the GOP that has to keep doubling down to survive.

by Anonymousreply 71November 12, 2022 8:35 PM

DeSantis’s routine—oh, he’s so evil, he owns the libs—plays well in geriatric Florida, but it’s incredibly dated. It’s practically a Trump drag routine.

by Anonymousreply 72November 12, 2022 9:03 PM

The fight is fabulous! Let them bitchslap each other month after month after month. Let them drag each other through the Republicunt primaries until they both die and someone equally hideous and unelectable beats both of them.

Do you remember Republicunt primaries? Blood on the walls! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee....

by Anonymousreply 73November 12, 2022 9:15 PM

When I google Rhonda's height and weight, they all say she's taller than 5'7" and not that heavy.

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by Anonymousreply 74November 13, 2022 1:51 AM

They're lying to you, R74. He's a fat, dumpy little short guy.

by Anonymousreply 75November 13, 2022 7:05 PM

OP, have you killed yourself in terror yet? Better get after it, you're not getting any braver and Rhonda's coming up right behind you!

Rhonda DeathSatan - still needs work but we're getting there.

by Anonymousreply 76November 13, 2022 7:08 PM

I bet his CHUBBY ass is TIGHT.

by Anonymousreply 77November 13, 2022 7:12 PM

*sigh* DeSantis is not going to be a juggernaut, but go ahead and let your anxiety control you.

by Anonymousreply 78November 13, 2022 7:14 PM

R23 - one bumper sticker? Well, that settles it! He IS the juggernaut candidate of 2024!

by Anonymousreply 79November 13, 2022 7:16 PM

He’ll wilt in the national spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 80November 13, 2022 7:23 PM

Hush! All you naysayers just HUSH UP now.

OP is getting ready to commit hara kiri over his abject terror of Fat Rhonda. We must be compassionate and help him as much as we can.

Now then OP dear, is your sword sharp? I mean really fucking sharp because disembowelment is not as easy as it sounds. That blade's got to cut through your innards like buttah.

by Anonymousreply 81November 13, 2022 7:30 PM

R75- With a TIGHT CHUBBY ASS

by Anonymousreply 82November 13, 2022 7:33 PM

No one knows how DeSantis will do on the national stage. I wouldn't underestimate him. But OP is wrong that Trump has been pushed out of the way by just the election. Trump is going to get louder and louder unless someone figures out something he'd like more than the attention he gets from running for office. 100 mil probably wouldn't be enough. He's one of the biggest attention whores ever.

by Anonymousreply 83November 13, 2022 7:33 PM

OP, play this every DAY until it gets through your thick skull.

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by Anonymousreply 84November 13, 2022 8:41 PM
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