Miss Greater Derry

Can I rub shis belly for good luck?

She'll do great work for DeSantis' 2024 campaign

She’s a great big fat person.

Those eyes....what eyes?

This reminds me, we haven't had a good Chrissy Metz thread in a while. I need some good snack purse snark.

Look at the group photo, much more dramatic than those other hoes

Transvestite?

Travesty!

You all are soooo mean, Thanks for the Laugh today. I laughed out my left contact. 'Those eyes.... what eyes" is brutally funny.

"Miss" Greatest Dairy.

Imagine that Derry Air.

They're still using their boy name? I'm so confused.

Miss America went through a rebranding a few years back and discontinued its swimwear and evening gown categories. I guess accepting MTFs is also part of the rebrand.

It is, there's a trans Miss something now, some Filipino, Nevada maybe? I have to say, it's pretty unfair, they have trans beauty pageants too that women can't enter but they can be in the women's ones? Yeah, not cool.

Yes, last year's Miss Nevada USA is trans, but that's a different system (Miss USA/Universe, formerly owned by the Orange Menace). They've been accepting trans contestants since 2012 but none got to the national level in the US until last year.

Oh okay R13, I only know miss Nacho Supreme and the owners and levels on Toddlers and Tiaras, I don't know about the real ones.

It goes without saying, but a fat, unattractive actual female would never have gotten in the door, much less the crown.

(I’m not sure this dude got through the door either without some Crisco)

Meh...maybe a fatty would have gotten in to the pageant R15, with all this HAES shit and Tess Holliday and DL fave Miss Metz, but no way would she have won.

And you're right, R12, the Nevada titleholder was born in the Philippines. And this one from New Hampshire is Vietnamese.

What you have to understand is that the Gaysians from the Philippines, Thailand and Vietnam take these pageants very, very, [italic]very[/italic] seriously, so it's no surprise to me that with the new options these days, they're fully joining in on the 'fun'.

Fat bloke in drag "wins" beauty pageant..

These fatty foreigners are so funny, aren't they.

I don't understand Portuguese[?] but this domestic argument seems to revolve around this combatant's derriere.

R16 Considering all of these other girls in that photo are thin, I doubt it.

The redhead on the end is really cute. If I was into women, she's the kind of girl I would go for.

So, the prize for the pageant was a $7500 scholarship. I'm sure all those girls aren't at all bitter some fat girl won that over them. Or that as the winner, he gets to compete in another pageant with even bigger prizes. /s

Fat boy. He's not a girl.

Yeah, to people who say they don't take things from women, here you go right here.

I wish we lived in a world where everyone was brutally honest. Instead, everyone humors these people. It's like a game of pretend. The emperor's new clothes all day everyday.

He ate his feelings.

[quote] The redhead on the end is really cute.

Yes, great Pre-Raphaelite hair.

Street-walker

What the fuck is that??

Because one must shit on an absurd tradition (beauty contests) in order to be "proud and representative" about something, while looking demented in the process.

I smell emerging influencer.

He's wearing crocs with his tentlike mom shorts. He should be slapped viciously.

0h, R30, I assumed she already had been and that's why the face looked like that.

But isn't this a MTF trans person of color? You appropriately call out the root of the problem but still may have misgenedered her (?), which of course would be impolite.

[quote]Miss Greater Derry

Don't miss Donegal.

A Miss that size could be said to be Dublin, as well, R31, don't you think.

Puns are, after all, called for.

Is it Derry from Stephen King novels?

It’s so great that men are now taking pageant shit from women. Bravo! What’s next? What can we take next?

Is she the only queen in the village?

[quote] now taking pageant shit

I thought you said 'pigeon'.

Other than the tranny thing, this looks like a racist joke, as if for an Asian, looking like this must be... a beauty?

Do they still have swimwear?

Gross.

Does anyone know if (Greater) Derry is anywhere near Porksmouth?

Asking for a friend with a taco truck.

Looks like Ting Tong from Little Britain

Analogy--

R42 The Ting Tong story is sad yet so relatable. I see so many Ting Tongs in my city.

This reminds me of when Bobby Lee played Connie Chung on MadTV.

Dudley's story at R42 is also sad.

Is this the Miss Heifer New Hampshire contest.

R44 yeah and the guys they're with are always unhygienic overweight fugs just like the one in Little Britain