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[quote]EOE

No, EST.

[quote]Assy

Yes, assy. Very, very assy.

[quote] EoE

Eosinophilic oesophagitis

This is a great opportunity to earn extra $ for the holidays.

OP is the new Vera Donovan.

Lmao! Vera was displayed as a mean woman who was widowed from her husband. She hired maid Dolores Claiborne and often added to the stress of Dolores' troubled home life

What's your dental plan like? Do you have an ESOP? Is there a subsidized employee cafeteria? At least four weeks paid vacation?

OP you post a lot of threads, and they're all quite sad and stupid.

No ties, no busts, no booze, no needles

R7 that doesn’t affect me. Try again

OP, If you’re clocking and carroting a low-skill job, this is more of a “Lard Requires A Tard” situation.

Did Codie leave you?

I am willing to pay in cash or gas cards

OP / R9 It clearly did

If you can be mildly entertaining it is a real plus

Is it ok if I blast mariachi music while I clean?? Can I bring my 36 year old nephew, Cesar, to work with me? His mother doesn’t want him in her house alone.

Six pins, Dolores!

Vera Donovan was an exacting employer, but nobody said she was a low-paying employer.

[quote] $6.50 an hour for the first 90 days then you will get the federal minimum wage per hour there after.... Duties include and are not limited to: ... preparing my afternoon iced coffee and iced green tea.

People are so dumb. What do you think is going into that iced coffee and green tea.

Piss

While this is obviously a failed troll post, the choosingbeggars thread on reddit and facebook are filled with these types of actual ads.

There are numerous posts of people looking for childcare at a rate of $10/day from 7am-7pm for four kids ages 4-9 years old - you must come pick them up and feed them breakfast, lunch, and dinner at your expense.

Frankly, I'm surprised OP isn't offering to trade "exposure" on his social media for the cleaning work since he's got almost 15 followers on insta and twitter, as well as a huge following on the biggest gay site, DataLounge. The person should probably be paying OP to clean his house to get this kind of fantastic exposure.

If you apply you will in a sense be doing charity by working for me. Feel free to include it on your resume

Vera Donovan ultimately helped Dolores and although Vera was a high-riding bitch, she paid well.

We stan Vera.

Lmao r21

Vera Donovan was ultimately Delores' savior.

"Husbands die every day."

Is this in North?

r24 EAST.

bring your own box of facial and toilet tissue. these will not be offered to you.

OP, except for being a capitalist exploiter, I have the feeling you are sexual predator. I am very sexy and attractive guy so I would not want to have problems and be forced to join Me too movement.

This will be a sex free working environment No harassment. No leering or licking of lips or genital involvement. Thank you

Ok, no sexual harassment. But still, some conditions are not acceptable. First of all, I am DL addict, I am on various dating apps, so no way I might be without phone for 4 hours straight. I must check my boys on apps and see the comments of bitches on DL. Second, dogs adore me and no way I wouldn't be playing with them often. Third, 4 hours of work without a break? What the hell is it, a sweatshop? You must I am communist and I am very strong minded about my rights as worker.

OP must live in Louisiana where they just voted to not outlaw legal slavery.

Perfectly acceptable posting. I don't see the problem.

[quote]Louisiana voters reject ban on slavery, involuntary servitude

[quote]OP must live in Louisiana where they just voted to not outlaw legal slavery.

Any sane person would have voted against the amendment since the US Constitution already outlaws slavery, but the amendment contains this little gem:

[quote]but allow forced labor as part of a criminal sentence.

Other than virtue signaling, ahem OP, there is NO reason to vote for an amendment to outlaw slavery. There IS a reason to vote against forced labor as part of a criminal sentence.

OP - Is fishing soiled baby wipes out of your clogged toilet part of the job? How about scrubbing your carpets when your morning pee doesn't quite make it to the bathroom?

I can accept the idea that you may need a brief break during your shift even though I am. It legally required to provide one for four hour shifts. You can have a 5-10 break after completing 2 hrs of work. It may be spent outdoors or inside your vehicle. No smoking at any time.

If criminal background checks are not required, I'd be interested...

No drug testing either!

R35 no past prison record

Do I have to move any plants, or can I just sort of mop around them?

I am devoid of plants

You must wear pants

[quote] no past prison record

Welp, guess that'll leave you with just illegals and special needs workers. And at that hourly rate, might have to be both.

At least I wouldn’t be expected to play with Mitzi.

[quote] Assy

How appropriate.

[quote]no past prison record

How about a future one?

Do you think this is amusing? Are you getting your jollies? This is reality. This is work.

In democratic systems here in Europe you are not allowed to discriminate people who payed their dues to society and served their time.

Open interview next Monday. Come prepared to begin working