Let’s be Gen Z

OP cannot even get the time of day from a Gen Z.

R1, correct. Just an old Boomer lashing out at young people due to jealousy

I'm their terrible attitude in their shitty customer service jobs!

I'm weakness. I'm now celebrated. It only took me 10,000 years but I finally did it!

I can't read cursive writing, or tell time on a standard clock, but I know all of the right pronouns!

I am the total paralysis they will experience if the internet ever goes out globally.

I’m the lack of ability to remain neutral when discussing an issue

There are no words.

The OP just misgendered the rapist .

I'm the SJW who asks: Why does he single out young women ? He must be canceled.

Reddit is freaking out about Kenan Thompson dating a 19 year old, which I think is probably skeevy in his case, but people are saying things like 'tbh I'm 24 and it would be so weird and sus to even be like friends with a 19 year old i don't see how i could EVER even talk to someone that young'

Surely things aren't that segregated and categorized now? Is it very unusual to have a friend group/social circle going from say 19-26 or something like that? Seems like a really sad and paranoid world, do people have to compare their identity checklists to make sure they're allowed to even speak?

We’re in trouble as a species

I'm the misappropriated psych-101 terms and the weighty existential dread.

R11 as someone who is ... Older ... And routinely has sex with 19 year olds, I just assume the ones wigging out about minor age differences have never really had sex.

I'm the total self-absorption and the complete lack of self-awareness.

I'm trauma.

I’m the massive regret when they are suddenly old and realize they spent their lives posting and scolding everyone but never actually living.

I'm skinny, boyish and cute.

^ and that goes for girls, boys and theys.

R18 for now

I'm skinny, theyish and meh.

I love the way I speak.

Some of you need to get a life.

I love uptalk...

I'm TikTok and YouTube. With me, Zoomers never have to read or think, and there's plenty of drama to get upset about in lieu of developing a personality.

I'm the worship for gimmick crusaders like Greta Thunberg. Listen to her you guys!

I wouldn't give the time of day to the words of an actual scientific expert on climate change.

They’re all autistic.

R11, this. This all day long. I’m in my early 30’s & I have friends raging from 20 to 55! That I’ve met through work, hobbies, being neighbours. Loadsa of my friends have a 5-8 year age gap between them & their other halves 🤷🏼‍♀️ Gen Z are a strange bunch ..

I’m the tactfulness that’s confused with any number of -isms.

Every thread about Gen Z gets me temporarily excited about a possible thread about Z Channel, which reminds me to get off the internet and go watch a weird movie or maybe read a book.

So yeah more Gen Z threads please because 1) I will read more and if that isn’t possible maybe 2) I will go to sleep because 💤

I’M THE PRONOUNS

I’m fat people, out and proud in tight, bright clothes.

I'm the LITERAL. VIOLENCE.

We're the cellphones their groups of friends or couples constantly look down at except for when ingesting food or drink (and maybe still then, too) while attending their weekly after-work dinner "get-togethers" in silence!

I'm the offensive Halloween costume that Gen Zs bitch about.

I'm all the triggers everyone else MUST refrain from setting off even when they're not aware of me. I cause too much pain and anguish.

Nice!

When I was 18, I hooked up with a 23-year-old I met on Grindr and now I realize that he groomed me. I feel so violated.

Just because I have a female name, wear a face full of makeup and beautiful dresses that show off my gargantuan tits, and behave in a feminine way doesn't make me a woman, you transphobic fuck. THEY/THEM pronouns.

[Quote] Reddit is freaking out about Kenan Thompson dating a 19 year old, which I think is probably skeevy in his case, but people are saying things like 'tbh I'm 24 and it would be so weird and sus to even be like friends with a 19 year old i don't see how i could EVER even talk to someone that young'

Kenan's in his 40s so it is gross. But i remember ONTD used to freak out over Taylor Swift being friends with younger girls, like Hailee Steinfeld.

I'm all the books, movies and TV shows that are now 'problematic' and are must not under any circumstances be thought of again...unless they've been rebooted with nonbinary queer furries of color who shouldn't be kinkshamed.

I’m more open minded than you because I don’t have any white friends, and half of them are trannies.

R8, what's bizarre is those videos are made by a channel that thinks BIDEN is to blame for all of this.

R38 And you were the top?

Let’s be Victims!

I’m suicide. They seem to have a love affair with me. I should get combat pay because of them!

They don’t seem capable of coping with adversity of even the mildest kind, poor dears.

I’m r46 ‘s cousin, accidental death, and I’m totally stressed with these fucking Zs too! Selfies are some dangerous shit.

I'm Harry Styles- patron saint(ess) of Gen Z. My look is a rip off of peak career Jagger and Bowie but my Gen Z fans don't see the connection and refuse to acknowledge any act before Harry.

I wear pearls, nail polish, women's blouses and loose fitting slacks. These help identify me as non-binary. I wouldn't dare admit I love taking cock up the ass- that's not only career suicide but also I don't like being labelled! Did I mention my other identifying labels?!

Let's be OP:

I'm a GenXer who voted for Trump because I hate myself for being gay and I fall for right-wing election conspiracies

R49 Seriously? Most young gay men these days hate themselves or being gay because being a “cis gay” is “privileged” and therefore doesn’t carry enough victimhood with it to be a desirable identity, especially if said gay man is white. So they must create a new gender to they can avoid being “cis.” It’s truly pathetic.

I’m literally shaking right now you guys!

R51 The world is just full of literal violence!