Aaron Rodgers’ Football Career is Almost Dead to Me

Only Kevin Lanflisi can give him his MOJO back

He threw a queeny hissy fit during the game too. I'm here for it.

Also, he’s a psycho.

[quote]He threw a queeny hissy fit during the game too.

Said hissy fit:

The closet is a sad place

Oops, wrong link

Bump

Closeted phony

He’s a piece of shit. So glad he won’t be able to do a victory lap during what will likely be his last season.

Long covid is getting to his brain

[quote] He’s a piece of shit. So glad he won’t be able to do a victory lap during what will likely be his last season.

He's guaranteed 50 million this year and 58 million next year, and that's even if he's benched, or, has the self-respect to bench himself which would happen when I can take a running start, flap my arms, and fly over Lake Michigan.

Again, those amounts are guaranteed.

He's not going anywhere unless he's traded and whoever takes him agrees to pay him that next year's 58 mill and the way he's playing? Not likely.

There is something deeply, seriously wrong between La Fluer and Rodgers.

There is something deeply, seriously wrong with Rodgers. did you see that haircut???!!!

lol, r12

His coloring has been off lately . Is he sick ?

R11, Aaron should retire and save his legacy . He is an exceptionally talented quarterback. A smart guy who let his ego and the political BS to. Lose his focus .

I'll console him tonight

The green leotard/tights are especially masculine.

I get him mixed up with Aaron Rodriguez.

Yes, he's murdered a lot of pussy in his time.

He certainly murdered my boi pussy

All that clay-eating and urine drinking is really getting to him. Sad!

Has he blamed the deep state yet?

He's frustrating

He can cry all the way to the bank.

His “brain” is mush so no surprise.

Stick a fork in her, she's done

Hopefully he can beat the Cowboys this Sunday at least.

Don't worry, I've topped many cowboys in my day

Erin will never beat the Cowboys. She’s too tired.

Gurl, I just need some beauty sleep and a session with one of Wisconsin's finest rentboys

Last week was just sad. It was especially hilarious now that the Bears are finally getting their groove on. Feels just.

Remember when this dumb repig thought he could fool everyone into thinking he was vaxxed and liberal to get accepted by Hollywood.

Bezos and Jay-Z to the rescue?

If that sale of the Washington Commanders to those two happens, maybe they'll make a deal for Rodgers to play in Washington next year.

That's pure wishful daydreaming on my part.

LaFleur is hot. Love the haircut…

I see why La Fleur's looks would appeal to some, but, they don't for me.

He lacks a rugged, homely/handsomeness that is more my type.

I too would fuck his furry hole if he cleaned up.

He and Joe can console each other 69 style.

[QUOTE]Hopefully he can beat the Cowboys this Sunday at least.

[QUOTE]Erin will never beat the Cowboys. She’s too tired.

So much for that, R29.

Aaron is tired from getting beaten by Joe Rogan's greasy cock.

He’s got the AIDS…..

He's an asshole

[QUOTE]I can take a running start, flap my arms, and fly over Lake Michigan.

The return of Della? If she ever left.

Beat Dallas and is right now playing the Tennessee Titans . At half time it’s 14-6 Tennessee

Packers lost.

Another LOSS for Miss Thang

I was at the game tonight.

Jordan Love should play the rest of the season. Losing this game was the wooden stake is into the heart of this Packers season and the Packers might as well see what Jordan has to offer either as the starter or for a trade.

Rodgers was missing open receivers. He doesn't have the lack of ego to stick with the running game.

It's like, during the off-season, his vision deteriorated. I'm not saying that's actually what happened, but I can't think of any other possible reason why he's playing like crud.

In fact, right now, the Packers stink.

It's mind-boggling, inexplicable, that this was a team the just came of off 3 successive 13 games winning seasons.

r42, you guessed right. I retired the "Della' name.

My annual subscription won't expire until February, 2023, so, until then, everybody is still stuck with me as that bitch Anonymous.

Why did you retire "Della". It is classic, and you're beloved.

Oh, you're sweet, r47.

I just am so overwhelmed here by the influx of right-wing, Trumper, crazies that have taken up residence at the DL. There always was a segment of them, but now, and for the past few years, it's just too hard to wade through their cesspool to participate in a good thread.

Over the past year, I decided to stick around until after Q E II died, then head for the door.

It's sad to be from Wisconsin right now.

[QUOTE]The return of Della? If she ever left.

Sanctimony needs to stick around to feel superior and gloat. Hence, the anonymous posting this cycle? There are plenty of us who are whole-heartedly against the GQOP, yet here we are combating it the best we can.

[quote] It's sad to be from Wisconsin right now.

r49, in addition to re-electing Ron Johnson as US Senator, yes, the debacle of this Packers season is sad.

Even before the game the atmosphere in Lambeau Field was subdued and that buzzy, intoxicating mood that only winning can provide was absent.

[quote] Sanctimony needs to stick around to feel superior and gloat. Hence, the anonymous posting this cycle? There are plenty of us who are whole-heartedly against the GQOP, yet here we are combating it the best we can.

r50, to paraphrase Bob Wallace in the movie "White Christmas", when I figure out what that means, maybe I'll bother to come back with a crushing reply.

[QUOTE]when I figure out what that means,

Seriously? You must have a mind-blowing ego and an equal lack of self-awareness. E.g. - thinking your writing style wouldn't be detected by our DL bomb-sniffing dogs with attuned olfactory bulbs. Unless you wanted to be known, as many egomaniacs are, by leaving a signature to be remembered by...

Whatever you say, r52

*eyeroll*

And yet you remain engaged.

Not if you're originally from Illinois r49.

Aaron Rodgers made a very gentlemanly guest host on Jeopardy! some time back, he looked good in his suit, relaxed and conversational, humorous and engaging. He's a tall glass of water, and I'd still like to take drink from his spewing fountain... ;-)

[quote]thinking your writing style wouldn't be detected by our DL bomb-sniffing dogs with attuned olfactory bulbs

I have no dog in this particular fight, yet I feel compelled to remind you that 99% of Dataloungers couldn't detect a troll if the troll was posting "I'm a troll!" with a photo of himself in a big sombrero that had "TROLL" spelled out on it in sequins, and then he was was redtagged as "Big Dumb Troll 6010" with a special announcement on the front page that said "hey dummies that sombrero guy is a troll," and you want me to think that DLers could detect Della by simply recognizing her writing style?

Aaron Rodgers might be done for the year.

I can r57. Maybe not every single time, bit quite often.

Cris Collinsworth was rimming him nonstop tonight on the Eagles game.

Cris Collinsworth is so closeted. He’s not very convincing at times.

Wisconsin has rentboys?

R62 Several

Aaron doesn’t need rentboys when he’s got Cris Collinsworth.

Say it ain’t so!!

R62

Maybe he should "do his own research" on how to be a winning quarterback.

his thumb is broken

The closet kills…

He's unvaccinated? And can't blame his poor performance on a Fauchi Ouchie

He just needs a Wisconsin rent boy!

R70 Where have you been? He pissed off the world last year by lying about being vaccinated, then getting COVID, then going on Joe Rogan's show to say he wasn't vaccinated after all and that he had "done his own research" and was treating himself with that fucking horse tranquilizer instead.

Covid infection sucked the life's force out of that guy. He did not look so worn down when he hosted Jeopardy

He's really not a nice person.

The Packers' collapse is complete!!!

I was thrilled that QAaron lost tonight. It was glorious. And the Lions were happy to embarrass this braying jackass at home in Green Bay, even though they had already been eliminated from the playoffs. And now, so are the Packers. Better luck next year!

Packers are not in playoffs?

Nope

This is so delicious to watch! There's absolutely nothing worse than a Packer fan. Seriously, come see these assholes for yourself. Not so arrogant now are you?? It's amazing how Rodgers is seen as an MVP. Of what, A shit league?? You've CHOKED every single year now for over a decade. One ring compared to Brady's NINE in the same time period. No way this guy was ever MVP material. It's honestly hilarious watching them fail over and over again like clockwork e very single playoff,usually in the first round, if they even make it.

Fuck the Packers!

The closet kills (football careers).

Doesn't Aaron supposedly have a new "girlfriend?"

What happened to Shailene Lesbley?

Watching that game was one of the best experiences I've ever had in my life.

I truly believe you're right r81. 100%.

Aaron using “darkness isolation retreat” to ponder his NFL future.

Miss Rodgers' new conspiracy theory is that Pfizer and Johnson & Johnson are now spreading rumors about him via their sponsorships and advertising dollars. Not kidding.

OP replies to herself a lot

I’ve got like 5 posts in the thread, R87.

You bitches in the woke mob are after him and missy is not having it.

He's been his own worst enemy.

Bitch is crazy.

Erin is such an attention whore.

Uh oh, Aaron injured already

Aaron had a lovely time at the Taylor Swift concert.

The poor Jets.

Aaron called a “cancer” amid Jets’ four game losing streak

If they lose to the last place Patriots on Sunday, it’s over. Sunday’s game is the Super Bowl for hate-watchers!

Isn't he kind of long in the tooth to still be out there playing?

Maybe sitting in a dark closet doing ayahuasca for 3 days will get him back in business.

His chronic assholeism is taking a role on his career.

Tomorrow’s game will be tied 0-0.

[QUOTE] Isn't he kind of long in the tooth to still be out there playing?

He’s probably going broke.

He will always have Hawker and Pat on ESPN. They love him.

Aaron’s Jets fall to 3-8 on a heartbreaking last minute play, eliminating them from playoff contention.

Twoast

It is time for Aaron's dark, dark room.

It's so funny how in the NFL (and the NBA) you can still have "playoff hopes" when you have a genuinely terrible record like 3-7.

The point of the regular season is not to qualify the best teams for the playoffs, it's to get as many teams as possible, good, bad, indifferent, into the playoffs to increase attendance and tv viewership, thus increasing NFL revenues.

Revenues are far more important than quality teams or quality play.

From day one, I have been amazed at how many football "experts" thought Aaron was the answer to the Jets problems. Come on. It's the Jets. They are supposed to not win. That is their place in the NFL.

"They are supposed to not win. That is their place in the NFL."

Excuse me?