Aside from pussy, what are things the average straight men enjoys that holds absolutely no appeal to the average gay man?
Things Straight Men Like Gay Men Don’t
|by Anonymous||reply 123||May 26, 2023 7:05 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||November 4, 2022 10:10 PM|
Sportball, mah guns, Jeebus, crotchfruit
|by Anonymous||reply 2||November 4, 2022 10:11 PM|
About half of straight men can take it or leave it about crotchfruit. They mostly accommodate steady pussy with them and then it hopefully they grow on them. especially if they are pretty and good at sports.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||November 4, 2022 10:13 PM|
Anything I would name will inevitably prompt someone to post, "I'm gay and I like that."
|by Anonymous||reply 4||November 4, 2022 10:13 PM|
Backwards baseball caps. It proves straightness.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||November 4, 2022 10:17 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||November 4, 2022 10:17 PM|
Spending time with their father.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||November 4, 2022 10:18 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||November 4, 2022 10:27 PM|
But more accurately....taking pictures of themselves with Fish
|by Anonymous||reply 9||November 4, 2022 10:30 PM|
Deer camps and duck hunting.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||November 4, 2022 10:35 PM|
Clothing with the flag on it. Drug store cologne.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||November 4, 2022 10:39 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||November 4, 2022 10:39 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||November 4, 2022 10:49 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||November 4, 2022 11:01 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 15||November 4, 2022 11:07 PM|
What's wrong with cargo shorts?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||November 4, 2022 11:44 PM|
Baggy, ill-fitting dumpster fire clothes in general.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||November 4, 2022 11:48 PM|
I know plenty of gay men who wear cargo pants and shorts
|by Anonymous||reply 18||November 4, 2022 11:49 PM|
Me, included, R18. They're really comfortable when just walking around in the summer.
Mary R17 is the gay gestapo in charge of couture.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||November 4, 2022 11:50 PM|
Miss Lindzebelle: Straight men get seduced and keep on calling.
Gays are absolutely not fond of her.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||November 4, 2022 11:56 PM|
Stupid comedy films. And not campy or intentionally stupid ones — just genuinely dumb and unfunny mainstream dreck with actors like Kevin James.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||November 4, 2022 11:57 PM|
Tits and golf
|by Anonymous||reply 22||November 5, 2022 12:12 AM|
R10 Hunting and killing animals for sport doesn’t seem very gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||November 5, 2022 12:17 AM|
[quote]Backwards baseball caps. It proves straightness.
Also: reflective Oakley knockoff sunglasses worn upside down on the back of the head.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||November 5, 2022 12:22 AM|
Jacked pick up trucks that are LOUD
|by Anonymous||reply 25||November 5, 2022 12:27 AM|
Affecting thug mannerisms
|by Anonymous||reply 26||November 5, 2022 12:32 AM|
[quote] Things Straight Men Like Gay Men Don’t
Apparently comas OP, assuming you are gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||November 5, 2022 12:33 AM|
[quote]Tits and golf
Will change your life
They sure changed mine!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||November 5, 2022 12:41 AM|
[quote] Apparently comas OP, assuming you are gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||November 5, 2022 12:44 AM|
"Tits and Golf"
It'll either be the name of the next theme restaurant I open...
or the names of the next two dogs I adopt
|by Anonymous||reply 30||November 5, 2022 12:47 AM|
Whistling with their fingers
Putting their feet up on furniture
|by Anonymous||reply 31||November 5, 2022 12:49 AM|
Chewing finger nails
|by Anonymous||reply 32||November 5, 2022 12:50 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||November 5, 2022 12:52 AM|
Big fake titties
|by Anonymous||reply 34||November 5, 2022 12:52 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 35||November 5, 2022 12:56 AM|
Paying hundreds of dollars at a "gentlemen's club" and not even getting laid.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||November 5, 2022 12:56 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 37||November 5, 2022 12:57 AM|
"Bro country music" like Florida-Georgia Line.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||November 5, 2022 12:58 AM|
First-person shooter video games.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||November 5, 2022 1:00 AM|
Football (i am from Europe). And other competitive sports. Actually, seeing sports in any capacity. Even male smiwing is boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||November 5, 2022 1:07 AM|
[bold] Yet Another Thread Designed To Reinforce The False Notion That Being A Flamboyant Flamer Is the Only Way To Be Authentically Gay
|by Anonymous||reply 41||November 5, 2022 1:26 AM|
Watching golf on television.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||November 5, 2022 1:26 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 5, 2022 1:28 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||November 5, 2022 1:34 AM|
I wonder if DLers know men at all. I'm yet to meet a straight person that goes to strip clubs and my only gay friends are some of my exes, the rest are either straight or bisexual men. You have a very ludicrous idea of men and what straight guys do and like.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||November 5, 2022 1:35 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||November 5, 2022 1:44 AM|
R45 - plenty of straight men go to strip clubs. I’ve gone to strip clubs. Have you never been to a Batchelor Party or spent a few days in Vegas? It may be less popular with the Millennials / Gen Z - but going to strip clubs & porn movie theaters was something Gen X guys just did in their late teens & 20s, especially when they didn’t have steady girlfriends.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||November 5, 2022 1:45 AM|
Hamburgers and Buds
|by Anonymous||reply 48||November 5, 2022 1:54 AM|
Spit in urinals. I don't get why.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||November 5, 2022 1:58 AM|
Most of these responses are really weird. Vegas? Cargo shorts? Burgers? Fishing?
I'm guilty of all of these. Does this mean I'm not a real gay? The how come I like dick and ass so much?
I will say I don't know many gay hunters. Also, everyone I know who's heavily into fantasy football is straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||November 5, 2022 2:04 AM|
Sounds you're secretly straight, R50.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||November 5, 2022 3:43 AM|
[quote] Hamburgers and Buds
I love cheeseburgers but not a big beer fan
|by Anonymous||reply 52||November 5, 2022 3:52 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 53||November 5, 2022 3:57 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||November 5, 2022 3:58 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 55||November 5, 2022 4:15 AM|
Ridiculously complex recipes and arcane social rituals acted, such as Hight Tea, acted out with humorless Victorian rigidity...
|by Anonymous||reply 56||November 5, 2022 4:15 AM|
I'd say anime. Obnoxiously loud male characters/sound effects, female characters with big boobs and high little voices.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||November 5, 2022 4:20 AM|
Watching lesbians have sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||November 5, 2022 4:29 AM|
[quote]Backwards baseball caps. It proves straightness.
Straightness? All the gays wore baseball caps backwards back in the day. Of course, that was last century, so maybe it proves straightness now.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||November 5, 2022 4:30 AM|
Sports talk radio shows.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||November 5, 2022 4:39 AM|
Do any gay guys like wrestling/boxing/mma/ufc/etc?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||November 5, 2022 4:45 AM|
Birthday parties. Breeders are always going to one.
Gays don't want to be reminded they're over 29.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||November 5, 2022 5:00 AM|
R61, I do. Half-dressed fit men in close combat? What’s not to like.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||November 5, 2022 5:03 AM|
No "Oh, dear" for comatose r27 ? You guys are slipping.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||November 5, 2022 5:03 AM|
Nylon goucho pants disguised as basketball shorts
|by Anonymous||reply 65||November 5, 2022 5:05 AM|
I agree, r64!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||November 5, 2022 5:20 AM|
R65 We should let it slide if no undergarments are present.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||November 5, 2022 5:55 AM|
Dogs like pitbulls and rottweilers.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||November 5, 2022 5:56 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 69||November 5, 2022 6:01 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 70||November 5, 2022 6:01 AM|
Smoking meats(not pole smoking).
|by Anonymous||reply 71||November 5, 2022 6:02 AM|
Posters of hot basic chicks leaning against race cars.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||November 5, 2022 6:05 AM|
Burping, farting, nose-picking, crotch-scratching/adjusting, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||November 5, 2022 6:39 AM|
R64, please see R29.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||November 5, 2022 6:41 AM|
Gay guys never see their friends and fist bump them like straight guys do
|by Anonymous||reply 75||November 5, 2022 6:46 AM|
Bro hug. Pelvises never touching.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||November 5, 2022 9:54 AM|
I swear this thread sounds like it could have been written by a bunch of straight homophobes who wanted to show what swishy stereotypical girl men gays are.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||November 5, 2022 9:56 AM|
I fish regularly. I live bordering a lake. Gay friends will visit to fish, cook-out, chat around the campfire, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||November 5, 2022 12:07 PM|
Things in black, blue or dark grey packaging, especially if the advertising likens it to a game, eg. upping your game, top of your game, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||November 5, 2022 12:33 PM|
Monster truck rallies
|by Anonymous||reply 80||November 5, 2022 12:40 PM|
The ability to have uninspired conversations without a double entendre
|by Anonymous||reply 81||November 5, 2022 12:42 PM|
Speak for yourself R75
|by Anonymous||reply 82||November 5, 2022 12:44 PM|
Going to GQP political rallies that feature Lá Senātrice as a special guest?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||November 5, 2022 12:49 PM|
Verbally edging friends with a play-by-play of some sex he payed for at the casino.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||November 5, 2022 12:51 PM|
Poor anal hygiene
|by Anonymous||reply 85||November 5, 2022 12:58 PM|
With the Covid epidemic, fist bumping has been common with people taking precautions.
I don’t hug and shake hands with anyone I don’t know well and unsure the person is relatively safe.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||November 5, 2022 1:06 PM|
What straight men like Madonna, R35?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||November 5, 2022 3:40 PM|
How so, R41?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||November 5, 2022 3:41 PM|
I don't know what gay men like, but as a heterosexual man, I assure you I love fucking pussy and taking longs walks on the beach.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||November 5, 2022 3:45 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||November 5, 2022 3:49 PM|
Straight men like not cooking, R90? I hate to cook, but I love cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||November 5, 2022 3:51 PM|
Straight men dominate the world of chefs and cooks. They obviously can cook.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||November 5, 2022 5:42 PM|
R92, I think the average American straight man has no interest in cooking. at all. Most of the ones I know have 0 interest in cooking anything beyond college-level spaghetti.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||November 5, 2022 5:44 PM|
"Most of the ones I know"
So your research is confined to the straight guys you know, R93?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||November 5, 2022 5:45 PM|
R94, as of 2003, the vast majority of men in general did not cook. However, the numbers are rising although men still lag behind women.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||November 5, 2022 5:50 PM|
I’m gay and I don’t know how to cook. I hate it! Too time consuming for a short reward.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||November 5, 2022 5:58 PM|
The heterosexual dynamic is women feed men, hence men don't learn to cook. Chefs are a special breed who turn the kitchen into a war zone so thy can feel like brutes. The other men who do learn to cook typically only do so after the kids are older and it's not an ordeal trying to get them to eat whatever you made. Also, if the girlfriend/wife refuses because she's on her 17th diet the man might fry up her paleo steaks along with his.
Maybe it's more true to say more of us gays have strong opinions about cooking than straight men. I never hear straight men going on and on about draining or not draining pasta. I once heard a straight guy say he doesn't give a shit about what temperature his food is. WTF???
|by Anonymous||reply 97||November 5, 2022 6:14 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 98||November 5, 2022 6:15 PM|
R97, that guy is probably dead now from eating raw chicken.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||November 5, 2022 6:16 PM|
Competitive bowling... live or on TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||November 5, 2022 7:09 PM|
[quote] Even male smiwing is boring.
Oh!! Now, hold on honey. I avsolutely male smiwing. Especially, when it is at the Olvmpics.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||November 5, 2022 7:14 PM|
I love my father more than anyone except my older sister. It’s my mom I’ve had issues with. Is this uncommon for gays?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||November 5, 2022 7:17 PM|
[quote] I wonder if DLers know men at all. I'm yet to meet a straight person that goes to strip clubs
Well, who does go to strip clubs, then? Lesbians?
|by Anonymous||reply 103||November 5, 2022 7:17 PM|
[quote] Do any gay guys like wrestling/boxing/mma/ufc/etc?
Oooo, Pornhub has some of the best wrestling around.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||November 5, 2022 7:21 PM|
R104 link please
|by Anonymous||reply 105||November 5, 2022 7:25 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 106||November 5, 2022 7:33 PM|
Get this book:
|by Anonymous||reply 107||November 5, 2022 7:34 PM|
Hanging out with another man without one trying to have sex with the other.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||November 6, 2022 4:17 AM|
R108 a stupid comment, most of my friendships have been with straight men and I never thought about having sex with them because they're straight
Also even among gay men, most gay men that hang in groups don't all hook up, many are just friends and they like it that way
|by Anonymous||reply 109||November 6, 2022 4:27 AM|
Agree R109 that's redneck homophobic thinking. That any gay man hanging out or surrounded by ANY man is trying to have sex with them. Even if they're bald, toothless and 300 pounds. I cringe when a fug feels the need to say "I don't have anything against gay people so long as they don't try anything". They have no idea gay men actually take care of themselves and take pride in their appearance and aren't just looking for any dick no matter who it's attached to.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||November 6, 2022 4:38 AM|
[quote] [R108] a stupid comment, most of my friendships have been with straight men and I never thought about having sex with them because they're straight. Also even among gay men, most gay men that hang in groups don't all hook up, many are just friends and they like it that way
r109 I'm calling you out. There is not one man in this universe that I have looked at since the age of 13 did I wonder about what it would be like having sex with them. Granted, it may be a fleeting 'ugh', but it happens. It's called the 'Law of Attraction', in case you haven't heard of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||November 6, 2022 2:06 PM|
Use of homophobic slurs to be "funny." I still hear "fag", "gay", "bitch", "cocksucker" and "homo" as casual insults by straight guys. Even those who know I'm gay will use these terms with their friends and say "oh I don't mean it like that." It's why I don't have a high regard for straight men if many of them still can't grow up and put away their casual homophobia.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||November 7, 2022 2:28 AM|
R110 Yep. It's always the ugliest straight guys who assume every gay wants to sleep with them. But then again those guys also think every woman secretly wants to bang them and "playing hard to get."
|by Anonymous||reply 113||November 7, 2022 2:30 AM|
[quote] Use of homophobic slurs to be "funny." I still hear "fag", "gay", "bitch", "cocksucker" and "homo" as casual insults by straight guys. Even those who know I'm gay will use these terms with their friends and say "oh I don't mean it like that." It's why I don't have a high regard for straight men if many of them still can't grow up and put away their casual homophobia.
Yea, well I have heard plenty of gay people throw those words around, although it is mostly on Ru Paul's programs.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||November 7, 2022 12:26 PM|
Ska, Two-tone, and Skinhead music. Never met, saw or heard of a gay man who was really into those subcultures, though a few surely have existed. Perhaps because all genres were based on Reggae and Dancehall, which heavily drew from aggressively-hetero Jamaican/Barbadian club culture of the 70s?
Can't imagine trying to cruise while skanking. It is such a straight man type of dancing, similar to hardstyle and moshing that came later.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||November 7, 2022 3:13 PM|
Music that has an MC.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||November 7, 2022 3:16 PM|
R114 Comparing to apples to oranges.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||November 7, 2022 9:02 PM|
[quote] Spit in urinals. I don't get why.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||November 7, 2022 9:09 PM|
Straight guys love to grill.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||November 7, 2022 9:20 PM|
Those hideous button-down fishing shirts with the flap of fabric on the back.
Greg Norman, Jimmy Buffett and Michael Strahan apparel.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||November 7, 2022 10:52 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 121||May 21, 2023 1:09 PM|
Riding lawn mowers
|by Anonymous||reply 122||May 21, 2023 6:02 PM|
Straight men adore Miss Lindzey.
Gay men not so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||May 26, 2023 7:05 AM|