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I made the big mistake of using shampoo as lubricant while I was jerking off the other day

Flame away. I didn't have anything else and since I was planning to take a shower immediately afterwards, it seemed like a good idea.

But then I fell asleep afterwards and when I showered a couple hours later, it was too late to prevent whatever filmy substance that shampoo contains from curing itself onto my dick. Whatever it is, it is like a second skin.

And after a while, the filmy substance starts to flake away.

And let me tell you, these flakes do NOT feel great cutting into my skin down there. Nor does peeling the flakes away.

I am ready to commit suicide.

by Anonymousreply 22November 3, 2022 4:56 AM

take a bath

by Anonymousreply 1November 2, 2022 8:44 PM

Suicide will work as well as a bath.....just sayin

by Anonymousreply 2November 2, 2022 8:51 PM

At least your pubes won’t have dandruff.

by Anonymousreply 3November 2, 2022 8:54 PM

Who among us has never used a health and beauty aid as as a lubricant in the heat of the moment?

by Anonymousreply 4November 2, 2022 8:56 PM

R4 I haven't because I don't use a lubricant to jerk off

by Anonymousreply 5November 2, 2022 8:57 PM

Conditioner instead of shampoo, boys. Always grab the conditioner when wanking in the shower.

by Anonymousreply 6November 2, 2022 9:27 PM

Get some Brillo and sandpaper, then scrape away!

If that doesn't work, try some Ajax cleanser or Fantastik.

Good Luck, OP!

by Anonymousreply 7November 2, 2022 9:29 PM

Wasn't your spit enough?

by Anonymousreply 8November 2, 2022 9:29 PM

Gee, your dick smells terrific!

by Anonymousreply 9November 2, 2022 9:34 PM

Shampoo is typically used to remove unwanted build-up. You were obviously backed up.

by Anonymousreply 10November 2, 2022 11:21 PM

And you told a friend, and they told a friend, and so on and so on...don't fucking use shampoo to jerk off! I learned this at 13.

by Anonymousreply 11November 3, 2022 12:44 AM

[quote] it seemed like a good idea

at the time.

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by Anonymousreply 12November 3, 2022 3:20 AM

No split ends!

by Anonymousreply 13November 3, 2022 3:22 AM

Using any kind of soap as lubricant is a big no-no. It BURRRRRRNNNSSS!

by Anonymousreply 14November 3, 2022 3:30 AM

Please do your part by contributing to the OP is too dumb and/or poor to have a decent tube of lube at the ready fund!

by Anonymousreply 15November 3, 2022 3:31 AM

Maybe you were confused by the TV ad?

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by Anonymousreply 16November 3, 2022 3:42 AM

Was it Breck or Wella Balsam shampoo, OP?

by Anonymousreply 17November 3, 2022 3:58 AM

R17. Or that high end White Rain shampoo... 😉

by Anonymousreply 18November 3, 2022 4:11 AM

I don’t think I’ve ever used lube to jerk off.

by Anonymousreply 19November 3, 2022 4:23 AM

It was Pantene, R17. The big black bottle.

by Anonymousreply 20November 3, 2022 4:37 AM

Sorry, I just looked at the bottle. It was Tresemme.

by Anonymousreply 21November 3, 2022 4:38 AM

Do you come naturally curly?

by Anonymousreply 22November 3, 2022 4:56 AM
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