Is there a contract dispute between Shriner's Hospital and little Caleb?

He died.

Finally.

He just got hired to be The New Corky in the remake of Life Goes On.

That’s so weird, OP, because I saw the one (Alec?) with the speech impediment and tiny low ears today, on TV. The little skinny one, Caleb, was nowhere to be found, Alec was reminiscing about how cute he was when he started doing the Shriner’s ads (was not!).

It did make me wonder what happened to the other little special kid. Did he die? I prefer to imagine that he wanted more money to prostitute his delicate little self and the Shriners people said no and he told them to go FUCK THEMSELVES with a cuddwy bwanket. And then he told Alec to watch his back.

I thought the whole subtext of last year's ads was Alex passing the torch to Caleb, showing him the ropes. Now Caleb is MIA and we are treated to Alex's fanciful reminiscing on his cute babyhood.

He aged out, he has to be in his late 30's or early 40's. He was in the last season of the Sopranos and that was 15 years ago.

Alex strangled Caleb with that ado-WA-bul blanket. He knew a real Eve Harrington when he saw one!

Caleb retired. He is a small person, and is actually 67 years old.

Nobody fixded his cheeseburger and he never recovered.

Well, info is dated from last year but unfortunately, it seems the miserable cunt ( Montreal-based Kaleb-Wolf De Melo Torres) is still alive.

before the fraus come in with a how dare you... anyone recall the thread discussing his mega assholery?

^ guess that was a different Kaleb, they supplied the wrong pic. I should have verified. maybe there's hope to the right Caleb's passing afterall.

This may be my favorite DL thread of all time.

Kaleb konfusion

Caleb moved to Palm Springs and dabbles in the Elf fetish trade. Jealous bitches?

I am obsessed with these two and what they are up to. It makes me ashamed and I am not sure why.

That article is old, R12.

You’re old!

I just saw him the other day on one of those long YT infomercials. He was only on at the end though for a few seconds.

Kaled requests that you respect his privacy while he completes his transition.

He's alive.

Kaleb TORREZ?

Obviously he just quit showing up for work one day. The hospital assumed he headed back to the border to slip across and see his family.

They didn't consider how that wheelchair was going to sink in the Rio Grande.

The sites that say Kaleb is still alive all date from 2021. No one has seen him since then, and I have it on good authority that he died from a cocaine overdose, with a stomach full of cum and a buttplug in his ass.

I want Alex to mainstream and get a job in a furniture store just so I can hear:

[quote]Come to Cwazy Alec's Furniture Bawgain House! Now on sale, this ahDOHwabul Banquette!

Fake News @r19! Alex is a regular on Fox News.

One of the commercials is on and they fucking dye the hair of that Alec kid. I wonder how old he really is.