WHET Ryan Lochte

This article is fucking useless. Some sort of incident, but doesn’t say what it is. Who wrote this, a 12 year old?

Jeah!

It was all over for him as soon as he took that crap in the pool.

He lied about getting mugged and assaulted during the 2016 Olympic in Rio. His going down the shitter served him right in the cuntbone.

There's still an OnlyFans for him, though.

I'd pay at least $12 a month if he showed taint.

Ryan is one of the most talented swimmers ever. He also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout his life. Despite that, he has a good heart, which is hard to encounter in a swimming pool. At a time when gay people were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with his struggles and he theirs.

This still makes me laugh.

That's a great story, r8.

Oh FFS, he made millions of dollars after the first gold medals and that should be more than enough to sustain him for the rest of his life. if not he can shop his ass on OnlyFans.

Bring me someone with real problems.

He likes to rub one out.

His son is named Caiden Zane Lochte. Yup, that's right. Caiden.

Jeah! 🤡

Any VPL showing he's cut?

[quote] He also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout his life. Despite that, he has a good heart,

You talk like an Irish-Catholic, R8. Are you the one who claims that millionaire actress Lauren Bacall…

[quote] had a lot of pain and struggle throughout her life. Despite that, she had a good heart,

Are R10 and R16 newbies?

Behold the swimming himbo.

The celebrity big brother that he was on was so disappointing because it seemed like he and that gay guy who hosts the cupcake show we’re going to have a show-mance but they both got voted off really early.

He's still hot

Rumor is that he cums buckets. Shoots huge loads.

Tall gorgeous jock who has skated through his entire life and had stuff handed to him because he was a tall gorgeous jock.

Then, oh no, he pulled a stunt that he's normally able to sweep under the rug with a very light slap on the wrist, but he gets treated like he's anyone else. Heaven forbid he has to live with the consequences of his actions.

Also, he made enough money that smart management (yes, I realize I'm using "smart" in the same sentence with Lochte) should have enabled him to live better than the vast majority of people, but seems to have blown through it.

Tomorrow morning, he'll still wake up tall and gorgeous...for a while at any rate. He'll survive.

He’s as dumb as a box of dirt.

What happened in 2016 that made sponsors drop him? The article didn't say.

R24, see R4.

He’s so fucken dumb!

[quote]Rumor is that he cums buckets. Shoots huge loads.

So hot, if true.

It’s true that he’s not very bright. Dumb, dumber and dumbest.

[quote] Dumb, dumber and dumbest.

I iz much smarter.

Ryan Lochte Reveals He’s Been Estranged From His Mom for Years: ‘She Said Some Very, Very Hurtful Things’

He's got a purdy mouth.

Did his mom tell him how dumb he is?

GARBAGE CRAP "ARTICLE" about a garbage tacky man.

We need to know what his mother said to them. His was having a baby with a Playboy playmate. Did his mom call her a whore?

Where’s the clip with the two morning show host—not exactly a brain trust category—laughing at how dumb he is? Oh here it is.

[quote] Where’s the clip with the two morning show host

At R8.

R9 Those people are SO rude!

They obviously haven't mixed with stars before.

He had everything. Baffling that he’d squander it on a dumb lie about being robbed. Assume he was covering up for something else.

[quote] Ryan is one of the most talented swimmers ever. He also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout his life. Despite that, he has a good heart, which is hard to encounter in a swimming pool. At a time when gay people were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with his struggles and he theirs.

Wait... What?!

The article says he is going to pursue swimming again? He must be in his thirties. He’ll be competing with kids almost half his age with more agility, and they have training that continues to ensure old records are broken every year.

I remember a 40 year old woman won an Olympic swimming gold medal recently. She seemed more regimented and committed to reach her goals than Ryan has been. So many distractions. He needs to retire and start coaching. Someone will want to hire him. If he finds success he’ll be hired by others.

[Quote]Behold the swimming himbo.

[Quote]Rumor is that he cums buckets. Shoots huge loads.

[Quote]He’s as dumb as a box of dirt.

I really don't have a problem with any of that.

R39 we have been duped by a troller. See R16.

Still hot

Daddy Ryan with son Caiden

[quote]R22 …he made enough money that smart management ( [bold]I realize I'm using "smart" in the same sentence with Lochte[/bold] …)

It really shouldn’t be allowed.

[quote] He had everything. Baffling that he’d squander it on a dumb lie about being robbed.

Yeah? What do you know about it?

12 medals over 4 Olympics is pretty good for a dumb guy.

WHO HASN’T HAD A LOT OF PAIN AND STRUGGLE THROUGHOUT THEIR LIFE?

Many such cases.

R38 I’d say a cover-up - but he’s so dumb he’d be robbed in his own hotel room!

Don’t forget the one season of his reality show. Fuck he came off as vapid and unlikable.

R47 with swimming it's easier to rack up medals than other sports because there are so many of them up for grabs.

I don't dispute you R52 , but, that said, per Wikipedia re the 2016 Olympics:

"After Lochte's leg, the U.S. had a commanding lead. Phelps anchored the relay to touch the wall first at 7:00.66. This brought Lochte's Olympic medal count up to 12 total, making him the second most decorated male Olympic swimmer of all time, second only to Phelps."

R40 That sounds like Dara Torres. It was as part of the 50m free relay. For some reason the sprinters seem to have a better chance at longevity in swimming. Ryan is 38 already and a 200m-400m swimmer so he had better get on with it quick (personally I think he has no chance).

R53 Fair enough, although I think he also lucked out being an American because then you get to win several as part of a relay with the best swimmers in the world. The US is dominant in swimming, then the Aussies.

He desperately needed to grow up and stop being a stupid kid. I guess what happened in 2016 is what it took.

Lochte couldn't qualify for the Tokyo Olympics when he was 36.

This prompted me to WHET Caeleb Dressel after that mysterious incident when he pulled out of the World Championships early and flew home...

[quote]Caeleb Dressel has finally broken his two-month silence after withdrawing from June’s World Championships for unspecified reasons. The seven-time Olympic gold medalist wrote on Instagram that he hasn’t swum since Worlds, but he’s been happy without the sport in his life. “I haven’t swam since worlds and I can honestly say I have been happy without swimming,” Dressel wrote. “I really miss it though. “A few things I’ve done… I finally went on a honeymoon to Iceland, I bought a tractor, hiked another section of the Appalachian Trail, swam with some manatees. “I know I can have swimming and happiness. I had them both at one point in my life and I’m working on it. If you need a break, take one. “I’ll be back,” Dressel added. While Dressel hasn’t specifically said why he left the World Championships, most in the inner circles of swimming believe it was for mental health reasons.

Lochte who? Why aren’t we talking about Dressel with that bod!?

I’ll never forget when Miss Ryan held up that carrot and said “I’ll never go unlubed again!”

Ha ha ha! I'll say, R8.

He could have been one of Corbin Fisher’s biggest stars.

Sex Idiot

He coulda been somebody

He and DL fave Jack Grealish should make some butt babies.

In Ryan all seems to breathe freedom and peace, and to make one forget the world and its sad turmoils.

Can I suck his feet?

I love how easy DL'ers make it to stop following a thread.

No way Ryan Lochte compares to Mark Spitz in at least one area. After an Olympic race in '68 or '72, Spitz pulled himself up a ledge from the water. His bathing suit's drawstring was loose, and the suit went forward, showing his patch of pubic hair just for a second. I guess male swimmers didn't shave their bodies back then.

I was absolutely triggered at the age of 12, and I knew I wanted to see him naked. I wanted to see a lot of male athletes naked from that time forward.

R68: what triggered the ‘unfollowing’? [logically you wouldn’t see this but]

Any video of Ryan cumming?