Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Let’s be Caitlyn Jenner

I’m her skinny jeans, wishing she would buy me in the right size.

by Anonymousreply 5October 29, 2022 4:50 PM

She'd be a cunt - if she had one.

by Anonymousreply 1October 29, 2022 4:37 PM

I'm Caitlyn' dick and balls, which are in perfect working order. We're in no immediate danger of being whacked off anytime soon.because Caitlyn ejoys being a chick with a dick.

by Anonymousreply 2October 29, 2022 4:40 PM

I’m her box of tampons lonely, unopened, way past my expiration date and dusty sitting in her medicine cabinet.

by Anonymousreply 3October 29, 2022 4:44 PM

I'm the old spice for men deodorant and gold bond spray

by Anonymousreply 4October 29, 2022 4:49 PM

I'm the combination of monstrous ego and terrible insecurity that drives her evil ways.

by Anonymousreply 5October 29, 2022 4:50 PM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!