Madonna Takes Put Her Fake Tits for Fans

*takes out

God she’s beyond disgusting

I’m embarrassed for her children. It’s like a grandma version of Britney Spears.

She looks like a store mannequin in a porn store. She's lost her marbles.

If Pete Burns and Jocelyn Wildenstein had an alien baby lovechild, this is what it would look like.

What's wrong with it?

She looks like an ant.

At first I thought OP was talking about a "fake" Madonna impersonator.

That's Madonna? I've looked at the pics posted on DL before and yeah she looks like she's had a ton of work and has looked freaky and ridiculous. But this still surprises me that this is her.

She's fuckin hot, man! I can't wait to get her in front of the camera!

Not even if you were swinging upside down on a trapeze, Madonna!

Are people outside of DL talking about her like they do Britney? I honestly don’t know.

She’s turned into Buffalo Bill. “I’d fuck me!”

No one is talking about Shitney either except for her fans with arrested development.

What in the ever living fuck???? This is getting worse by the minute.

R11 It's almost like she's trolling DL specifically, I don't hear much about her outside of this site. My eyes feel violated.

Wow, those are quite the knockers for an old lady. Bet she gives a great titty fuck with those udders.

At this point, I think she's doing an Angelyne, and getting a bunch of different women to dress up as her and be photographed as her.

I mean, that woman looks nothing like Madonna! We;ve stopped expecting Madonna to look like Madonna, we'll believe any female in a weird outfit is her.

Remember when Kathy Griffin was like "If you have a problem with this, then you're not truly a feminist!" or some shit?

She has gone mae west. GROSS

Mae had far more class than to show her gross ass old lady fake tits to the world. This isnt even funny anymore. Just sad.

A new face already? I think she's some type of witch that puts on new leather faces she makes from child sacrifices. She should have been the villain in the new Hocus Pocus. So demonic the Sanderson sisters are scared of her ass.

Just cause you got them big udders don't mean you're somethin' special.

Pete Burns looks good for 6 years under.

Is Madge on DL's 2023 death watch list?

she wants to be Amanda Lepore so bad

The sad thing is Madonna had nice breasts. These fake breasts are embarrassing but not as bad as her ass. It's beyond pathetic that she knows has fake tits and a fake ass and whatever is in her face.

This is severe mental illness and she's not long for this world.

"I’m embarrassed for her children."

I took the pics, and Rocco Photoshopped them.

*now has

Imagine showing this Madonna what her future self is going to do to her looks. She’d be horrified.

[quote] point, I think she's doing an Angelyne, and getting a bunch of different women to dress up as her and be photographed as her.

Angelyne didn’t do that. That was a rumor.

Madonna is on OnlyFans

At first, I laughed at her. Now, I feel sorry for her.

She has a bunch of siblings and at least two of her kids are grown, someone needs to step-in and help her.

Family members can't do anything to help a mentally ill and/or substance addicted person who doesn't want help.

Ew.

Bad fake tit job

What the fuck is wrong with this woman? She needs a stroke or something to end her idiocy for attention.

r13 Britney has been ripped apart outside of DL for months now because of her constant stripping. Not on reddit, bc the sub on there are lunatic stands, but on her OWN Insta and the Daily Mail, there are 100s of comments begging her to stop or saying they are sick of her shit.

Are these implants or just from weight gain?

They don't look that differently shaped that her original tits, just bigger. I think it might be from weight gain too. They look more real in the second one where she's bending down.

Like most of the other photos she posts on Instagram, it's heavily filtered. Her face looks odd from all the unnecessary procedures she's had done, but not that odd. Look how smooth it looks, and her arms and hands too. That's from the filtering.

Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over Madonna's body.

She looks more like Khloe Kardashian than Madonna.

I hate her

Can I please unfucking see this!!!

What the fuck is wrong with this woman. She needs to see Michael Jackson's sleep doctor.

I’ve written a letter to Daddy!!!

Can you imagine what the unfiltered picture looked like? 🤮🤮

She looks like she's about to sing "Dope Show." Maybe Marilyn Manson can put on his tit suit again and sing a duet with her.

Excuse her beauty

Now… a warning!

I hope those big fake tits, kill her old back.

She's a whore, darlin'.

At least it isn't a video of her shifting from leg to leg while pulling at the sides of her underwear.

"Mama, put them away! You're embarrassing us!"

It probably took two people to get that corset panty thing on. She has a fat gut now from all the wine.

Is the 1/3 her age blatino bf still around? Seems she started the lesbian rumors soon after debuting him.

Those aren’t her original tits.

Imagine being that thirsty for attention.

Beautiful fake or not

That hit to her head a few years ago caused more damage than we thought. She seems to have regressed 30 years. I thought she’d grown up from the desperate whore that released a Sex book, but she’s right back there, if anything worse, and probably planning to release volume 2. I wish she’d just disappear from the public light. I can’t listen to her music anymore because of what a disaster she’s become.

^^Sure, Vadge

I think she looks great.

I agree

Big fake tits and big fake lips that look like she could suck the chrome off a Buick. Are carnival freak shows still a thing? Because she could work every night.

Guys, guys! Don't any of you realize that she's been rocking her Halloween costume for us? For like the last year?

She looks udderly gross.

Someone upthread said those look like the tits she’s always had. No. They were never that huge.

More plastic than there is at a Dupont factory.

I never thought I'd say this because I loathe her megastans (especially the one at DL who terrorizes any thread that features her non-white contemporaries), but I feel sorry for her fans. It must be hard to defend her and remain a fan at this point. She continues to shit all over her legacy with these antics on Instagram.

I always thought she would be like Cher, Tina, Diana, or Barbra, get a few twinks here and there to her face, but never become a pathetic, ghoulish freak on social media. I guess her Super Bowl Halftime performance was her peak and the last time the world would witness Madonna on her A-game. I genuinely believe that fall from the Brit Awards was the beginning of the end for her. If you look at that video, there's no way she wasn't seriously injured after such a steep fall -- especially at her age. After that, she was never the same again. She never performed in concerts with that level of craftsmanship and perfectionism.

I feel sorry for her.

*tweaks

Like an aged whore in an Amsterdam red light district window.

R67 I feel sorry for you people who thought of her as a Cher etc. Madonna was always a mess on the low and anyone who truly paid attention and took their rose tinted lenses off would have known this would be the case years ago.

She seems housebound and bored as hell, like “I don’t have anything to do. I guess I’ll get my tits out and take selfies in the bathroom” bored. She needs a hobby.

Nonsense, r70. Madonaa was teetotal, didn't smoke (cigarettes or anything else, once she got big), was a workout and diet fiend, and her discipline in rehearsals were clearly visible on stage. For DECADES.

Every time I see her now I can't believe what I'm seeing.

Madonna was never the sophisticated person you all wanna believe.

There's a 'second one', R38?? *shudder*

It seems all those filters can do nothing for the crispy, straggly, too-long hair. She looks like a fright. Maybe it's for Halloween or ... something.

Make it stop....

That macrobiotic diet she was always banging on about, well.......

But she'll always have Kabbalah!

Menopause wreaks havoc on the female body. Her tummy is so rounded, it looks sore and swollen.

Reminds me of the ending of the Star Trek episode "The Cage":

PIKE: You'll give her back her illusion of beauty?

MAGISTRATE: And more. She has an illusion and you have reality. May you find your way as pleasant.

OP, sorry, but there's no excuse for not taking 10 SECONDS to proofread your headline before posting it. NO EXCUSE.

Seriously, we wonder how Trump got elected and yet no one seems to be able to write a simple sentence correctly anymore.

From a woman's perspective, those boobs look fat and natural. I could be wrong though. They are pendulous and she has gained quite a bit of weight (no judgment there). But her face and ass (possibly other body parts) are all surgical. I wouldn't put it past her to get enlargement jugs to complement her huge, plastic ass.

God, it's so hard to believe that creature was once the beautiful young woman who sang "Borderline", "Material Girl", and "Live to Tell".

[quote] Madonna was never the sophisticated person you all wanna believe.

I remember her tasteful, elegant period of the mid-90s with "Take a Bow", "You'll See". "I Want You", etc..

Was that all a marketing gimmick? It lasted just a couple years. This "Tears of a Clown" era has been going on 6 or 7 now.

R82, that mid 90s period coincided with her toning her shit down to secure the Evita role.

Look at these dang titties!

She has kids in school. Can you imagine your mother doing this?

She's following Britney's lead. Britney's sons have begged her to stop with all the nude photos. It's disgusting...and it's disgusting because both of them are OFF THEIR ROCKER for different reasons. They are not functioning in the real world and think that everyone wants to see naked, sexualized pictures and vids of them. They are both non compos mentis at this point.

To be fair, Britney is nearly 30 years younger and is in far better shape than Madge.

Jesus. No one wants to see Grandma's fun bags.

If I had her money, I'd be travelling, seeing the world at leisure, spending quality time in cities, museums and galleries.

Yes, Madge has travelled but on world tours with endless rehearsals and training.

Imagine the luxury of sitting in St Mark's Square in Venice, incognito and watching the world go by while dining and flicking through a book or magazine.

Instead she's holed up in her bathroom in the US trying on an array of wigs and flashing her haggard body in selfies.

Hollow life for a shallow woman, same as it ever was for her. Don't ever change Madge!

She has a uniboob!

They're not supposed to be connected!

And you can flash.....for inspiration!

Thanks, for the mammaries!

Is she related to this little dude?

She needs to be trolled into extinction.

She has a truckload of money, she has an unparalleled legacy, yet she’s become a pathetic, broken down, husk of a person who thinks that flashing her fake tits and ass will get some desperately craved attention as if she was some attention starved toddler. I used to be a fan, but I’m so sad at the trainwreck she’s become.

I hear the Xanadu theme song in my head while looking at that picture.

Uniboob.... uniboooo-ooh-ooh-b...

I've been holding on to some collectibles to sell once she 'passes'. But now I feel like I can't be bothered waiting for that day and just want to free up space- have her physically and metaphorically out of my life.

It's really tragic what she's done to herself. Jesus Christ.

She’s going to be dead in 2 years or less.

In 1990 she gave a glimpse of boob.

In 2022 they're just swinging around like an elderlez hippy would.

She needs to lay off the booze and the McDonnalds

😂😂 she's turned into damn joke. She's looking like Pete Burns and Caitlyn Jenner.

Deeper and deeper into desperate.

Madge of the '90s was fattening on the demise of female acts who did not go quietly or accept their time was up. She'd gloat over Courtney Love's tacky antics.

Madge has become the very thing she loathed. And she deserves every instance of ridicule and condemnation.

Is there not some investigative journalist who can find out what happened to her and why she is now like the very type of person she used to mock?

r84 have you seen her children.. the older ones she's grooming to follow in her footsteps, though the younger ones seem ready to work the plantation.

An tart with a very high opinion of herself over the years.

Interesting how the bigger names; Cher, Elton, the Jacko clan describe her as rude and a bitch. Did she feel she had more to prove with acts equal to, or above her.

I've asked before and never gotten an answer: is there a template these "surgeons" follow because I don't understand how these extreme victims all look alike. Kardashians, this, Pete Burns, they all look like siblings. It's creepy and gross.

The other question: is there any accountability for these butchers?

Madonna: an attention addict who is still suffering. Seriously, as a recovering substance and gambling addict myself, I take no pleasure in writing those words.

[quote] I guess her Super Bowl Halftime performance was her peak and the last time the world would witness Madonna on her A-game.

What r67 said here, although, even at that performance, she had a diminished ability to perform at a standard she had established during her peak Blonde Ambition tour.

It's too late now, and her attention addiction won't permit it, for what I hoped she would do- retire, avoid appearing in public in any performance capacity, and when she would make a rare non-performance appearance, say, at the MTV or Grammy Awards, her presence would be electrifying.

alas,...Would Have, Could Have, Should Have

R44 Someone should. She's in dire need of an intervention.

Some of the commentators here sound envious of Madonna's boobs. Or is it her fame that they wish they had? Boob envy is GROSS.

I think it's hilarious that what it took her three decades to build as a legacy (Like a Virgin at the 1984 MTV Awards through to the half time show at the 2012 Superbowl), she's destroyed in a couple of lockdowns, buttlifts and a boy toy.

Amazing how entitled people like her and kim k are. They really believe they deserve all the fame, despite their lack of true talent. They are sociopaths.

Baja hahahaha

[quote] She needs a hobby.

Scat porn?

After her initial success - everything before Sex - she was great - if adequately but not truly greatly talented. But after Sex each move became more cynical, more calculated, less motivated by talent and more driven by provocation. Whatever real talent she had, as far as it went, it went overboard in pursuit of shock jockery. Now she's just a combination of revolting and piteous.

It seems to me there's two streams of artist, in the commercial sense (movies, acting, etc.) One is real, true talent that gets discovered and managed and either succeeds in the long term while staying reasonably grounded (Streep, Streisand) or gets caught up in the bullshit and kind of ground up as a result (Liza, Judy). Or the ambitious types who take some combination of skill and will and turn it into a career that burns hot for awhile and then they either become a WHET? or they become Madonna.

She should have retired after Ray Of Light. She would have still had a legacy and would have remained A+ list. Silly old slag.

Is she auditioning for the old, cackling bathtub ghost in The Shining?

[quote]She’s going to be dead in 2 years or less.

That may be what it takes to stop the insanity.

There's something sadly Dietrich about it all.

Jayne Mansfield.

Madonna once hosted a party topless. She's always been an attention whore. Now she's an attention whore and probably a drug addict too which is very sad.

IMHO she's been such a workaholic her whole life, that she literally doesn't know what to do with herself, now that her career is over. No interests, no real friends, children distant because they've learned to live without being close to her, and of course, no real relationship with a man.

So she just doesn't know what to do with her days! She's like a mirror-universe version of one of those old retired men who does nothing but sit in his chair and complain, because he doesn't know what to do with his time. Bitch, get interested in something! Learn to oil paint, build low-income housing, see the Angkor Wat, climb the highest peaks of all the continents, save an endangered species, anything except sitting around the house trying to recapture your youth!

Just fixing her eyebrows would help a lot.

I have no sympathy for Guy Ritchie, but even I can't deny him a dodged a bullet on that one.

She should get some cats. They have no patience for fake bitches. They'll claw at her fake tits until they fall off.

Thank you, R122. There is so much to learn, discover and do in this world. She could contribute so much.

"Learn to oil paint"

And Rocco could do with the same.

[quote]So she just doesn't know what to do with her days!

I suppose taking out your tits is as good as any other elder hobby.

R73, nobody thought she was sophisticated.

It's pathetic and it's sad. She seems as crazy as the woman living in a box in the tenderloin. Does no one care about her enough about her to intervene?

R121, somebody on DL said they attended that party and she was topless. Not only that but she was notoriously cheap so she only had the cheapest liquor for the guests to drink. The bizarre behavior of cheap (versus frugal) people with money.

[quote] I genuinely believe that fall from the Brit Awards was the beginning of the end for her. If you look at that video,

This, plus her divorce from Guy. That's when the cracks really started to expand and destroy. For a while, it seemed like she was trying to be nice to up-and-coming female entertainers like Britney and Christina (after years of being a bitch to people like Sinead O'Connor). But then, she decided to call Gaga "reductive" (hypocrisy at its finest) and it was all downhill after that.

Those tits don't even look like (bad) implants. They remind me of those chest plates that drag queens wear. Only even less realistic.

She's a year younger than my mum, I can't imagine the embarrassment she's causing her kids

My mom is older than Madonna and still looks human and younger than her. And she definitely doesn't have access to millions of dollars or the best plastic surgeons.

What is wrong with her? I think she’s probably a malignant narcissist- if you had to play armchair psychiatrist.

The tell on those tits is the cleavage area. Look at that triangle-shaped area of skin right above the corset. The 2 tits are meeting together and that's not natural.

Madonna's "original" chest had implants as well. She started out pretty small (see photo posted).

I think she always did drink alcohol. She used to be very disciplined about exercise and diet. There was that time when her arms got all ropy and that was extreme. She was never into tanning, so that was a plus for her skin.

Now, she eats what she wants, drinks. There was a photo of her in her bathroom with a bunch of amber-colored prescription bottles behind her.

She's not mouthing off like Kanye. She's not driving around, running out of gas, like Britney. For now, she seems like she's just hanging out at home, posing for pictures.

r135

r137 i didn't realize she got a nose job, or at least that's what it looks like to me, based on that pic of he

Definitely had at least one nose job. Tons of plastic surgery.

"The tell on those tits is the cleavage area. "

The implants are too close together. There's normally a space between real boobs, and those things are touching in a way that real boobs don't.

She always had boobs that were proportionately larger than average, but for most of her adult life she was so slim that meant she had B-cups where you'd expect A-cups or nothing. Definitely nothing like these huge things.

🎼🎵 Erotic, erotic Put your hands all over my body! 🎶

i think they are implants. we've seen her tits from SEX book. they don't look like them.

I’ve added her to my prayer list

There was blind during COVID that some A+ singer wanted plastic surgery. The doctors refused because their offices were shut down by the state. They were not a necessarily procedure. Knew it was her. Wondered if because she bitched and bitched. They made her look a space alien.

They used to say that she was a "gay man trapped in a woman's body".

Well, it turns out she was actually an autogynophillic transexual trapped in a woman's body!

It’s sad that she represents all the ugly things about being young today. And she’s 64.

R150, huh? I think she represents all the ugly things about being an older woman in the entertainment industry today. Like Norma Desmond taking a knife to her whole body.

Good grief, she looks like an alien’s identikit picture of its first encounter with a mad, topless human geriatric

In contrast, Janet today...

R153, Janet only looks good in comparison to Madonna. Otherwise, she looks ridiculous

Janet looks great, period.

After menopause a woman's body changes. I use to carry fat in my butt and had very small breasts. After menopause, I have a flagt ass and pendulous boobs. Some women have apple shapes. As far as crazy women DL likes to focus on, Madonna is a sad case who can't stand not being n the public eye anymore.

This is awful. Look what we made her do!

Janet Jackson does look better now than Madonna, but the "proof" is not in photos (Photoshopped) from Janet's own Twitter account. Here's a Getty Image photo of her. She looks like she's had tons of surgery as well and looks overweight, as usual.

R158, she looks even worse than the person sitting right next to her.

Those are her actual boobs and not a joke prosthesis as in R149?

R158, you just picked an unflattering pic of her (no surprise there). Some of her more recent Getty pics, particularly the one where she has the bulbous top knot with the black jumpsuit and cape, show her true figure. She looks great.

Look hard as a rock.

[quote][R158], she looks even worse than the person sitting right next to her.

That's Cynthia Erivo who played Harriet Tubman in 2019's HARRIET. But, of course, YOU wouldn't know that.

Can you imagine that alien thing on top of you with her tittays hanging into your face??? Shudder.

How 'bout I pop them titties and squeeze out the silicone?

She looks pretty good for a woman in her 60s

r166 = David Banda, as instructed by Mother.

[quote]They don't look that differently shaped that her original tits, just bigger. I think it might be from weight gain too. They look more real in the second one where she's bending down.

Are you serious? Those are not her original tits. It's obvious those are implants. At her advanced age, her original tits would be sagging.

No, her tits always touched each other. I remember the Playboy lay-out in the 80s.

I'm a woman (GAY woman for the record). Her tits look unnatural. Mine are a DD cup and they don't have a seam like that.

I think she must have dementia.

Maybe Madge is wearing a woman suit a la Buffalo Bill. Do we know if she has a dirt hole in her basement and a dog named Precious? I could see her dancing to Goodbye Horses and saying "I would fuck me."

Random, but I am really curious how Madonna's old school, Catholic father feels when he sees Madonna looking and behaving like this?

She used to be really toned and a little muscular. Now, she's not.

Granny no! Put those away and sit down. Your poor children.

She got the “my arms still continue to wave five minutes after I’ve stopped” thing happening as well.

On the plus side - if you are ever on a plane that is forced to make a water landing, you can use Madge instead of your seat cushion as a floatation device.

On the plus side, if you and Madge are on a plane, you can use her instead of your seat cushion as a floatation device.

[quote]So she just doesn't know what to do with her days!

I sang a song about this hussy years ago.

Next stop OnlyFans!

Madonna always had great tits but she obviously had a lift and implants to deal with sagging from aging. As others have mentioned, she has also gained weight in recent years. Coupled with the extra large butt implants, her body looks ridiculous. Her torso has really been shrunk down and that's the last thing someone of her stature needs. The boobs do look too close together, but her original rack sort of had that quality, too. Shockingly the face looks improved from recent years, at least to me. I could almost take her current physical state at face value if it wasn't for the bizarre behavior and narcissism. She always was a bit of the latter, but it's way off the deep end now, and I suspect some of the behavior is due to pills. She needs to purge her management and inner circle, and let someone else drive for a while. But she won't.

she's so dull. dumb. uninspiring. embarrassing. hollow.

That looks like some really heinous plastic surgery. I’m not an expert on tits but I’m pretty sure they’re not supposed to join into on mass at the too.

R182 It’s called symmastia.

She intentionally wants to look like an alien.

Good plastic surgery exists but she chooses not to do it. She has money and access to the best doctors in the world and they turn her into an alien.

It’s on purpose.

I think what it is, is that if you turn yourself into an alien, it’s better than looking like a granny.

It’s like a distraction.

She must get coolsculpting too. Her arms are in great shape for a 64 year old. Usually there comes a point where you can’t help but sag in the nooks and crannies of the body. Like her armpits and that area looks good.

Madonna is a pitiful mess, shitting on her legacy. Her fall shouldn’t be that much of a surprise because it was never really about the work for her, about seeking art through music. That was a means to an end. She wanted worldwide fame, power, and adulation. She wanted sycophants to kiss her ass and put her on a pedestal. She got that for a long time.

Instead of staying grounded and maintaining a consistent authenticity as Dolly Parton has done, she hid behind phony persona after phony persona to get attention. She was one of the most successful stunt queens, but stunts, particularly her frequent rebellious shtick against society, don’t work when you are old, super rich, and arrogant. She’s part of the privileged establishment. She hasn’t been edgy in ages. Her old tricks don’t work anymore, her youth evaporated, and she can’t handle it. This is the behavior of narcissists when they become old and irrelevant.

Reductive!

Look it up!

"They think she's a rave. But she really is an old bag." - John Lennon on poor late '60s Jayne Mansfield

Double that for Madonna 2022.

Yuck.

She's mental.

learn french

and upgrade

Marty Feldman immediately popped into my head.

Would her kids look on in disgust? They grew up in that circus.

And I thought Pete Burns was dead.

What r187 said, too.

The NFL variation of your observation is why, for example, Brady and Rodgers are hesitant to retire.

To his credit, I think Tiger Woods has retired, even if he doesn't just come out and say so. Now that I think of it, Woods' fame shares a lot of aspects with Madonna's. Both were singular within their respective endeavors.

The distinction from Madonna is that with aging pro athletes, it never was a pose. You can't each an elite level in professional sports by faking true desire and drive.

Now she's turned into a zombie that looks a little like Amanda Seyfried.

[quote] Instead of staying grounded and maintaining a consistent authenticity as Dolly Parton has done, she hid behind phony persona after phony persona to get attention.

I wonder how different her career would have turned out if she really did change during the Ray of Light era, onwards. Instead, that "change" was as deep as her hair dye.

From The OP's photos I can't tell if it is Angelina Jolie,Pete Burns, or an alien from Uranus......

Nice tits

I always thought that she would age well too because she was so famously healthy. That makes a huge difference. I'm one of 5 kids (3 boys and 2 girls) and one of my sisters has been a health nut since her early teens and she's aged considerably better than the rest of us.

Her boobs look great. Good for her. Whatever makes her happy.

It is her body, her property. Right? And you can look away or click out of TikTok pages. Can't you?

I'm sorry but many of you sound very jealous, nasty and vindictive. She's in her sixties. When will her body be hers? Why do you think you have any say in what she does with her body?

She used to have a lovely body, naturally voluptuous. She wants it back. So what? She went through a lot of trouble to improve her boobs, so let her show off.

Live and Let Live

[quote] Why do you think you have any say in what she does with her body?

I don't, r204. But Madonna posts her body because she wants us to see it.

And, once she does that, and I see it, I have a "say" in expressing my opinion.

See how that works? I marvel how some people think that freedom of expression is a one-way street.

[quote] Her boobs look great. Good for her. Whatever makes her happy.

The top .01% percent of Madonna's fanbase has arrived.

[quote]Whatever makes her happy.

Do you look at this woman and see happy?

Yep those breast have simmastia. Breast aren’t supposed to connect like that. Calling Dr. Dubrow!

Is there any chance they're fake and she's trolling? I mean, her hair there could be hiding the edge of latex where it's applied to her actual scales, erm, skin.

You’d think she’d buy better ones if the are fake

[quote]Nice tits.

More like one two-headed tit.

They're quantum boobs from the zero point field. That's why they're connected.

That’s grotesque.

She looks animatronic.

[quote] That's Cynthia Erivo who played Harriet Tubman in 2019's HARRIET. But, of course, YOU wouldn't know that.

Who cares, she looks ridiculous. Harriet is dying all over again!

Some women with implants that are too far apart get injections (Aquafilling or Macrolane) to help fill in the "refund gap," but this looks like she went to some fly-by-night silicone queen.

Truly stunning and brave. Love her.

[quote]That’s grotesque. She looks animatronic.

If only. If she were animatronic, we could hit the "off" button.

“Push me and then just touch me until I get my satisfaction…. Satisfaction….” 🤖

Those bulbous boobs are bad, but it looks like she's got a gunt as well.

R151 Norma Desmond got grills and tattoos?

Like she goes beyond what older people do.

I actually do pity her... she should have gone down as a legend because whatever you think of her, she was big for a lot of time. Now she's like Mae West, remembered first and maybe close to only for the latter years. Which is a shame.

This was bad. She’s 100 years old and she can barely walk and she’s trying to be sexy for old guys.

[quote]Menopause wreaks havoc on the female body.

She hasn’t had a period since 2000. She’s beyond menopause.

I just listened to a podcast with her shadow, Ingrid Casares. She’s a drugged out bipolar mess.

Her sister at R141 was prettier. Lesbian vibes.

I agree with the poster who said she’s basically breaking down because life as she knew it has ended. I was just saying that about why Tom Brady won’t retire. Giving up the spotlight and your identity after decades can’t be easy. She should’ve met a decent guy and just raised her kids. Her life seems like a chaotic mess and so do her kids, except for Rocco. She was always over the top though, so this ending shouldn’t really be surprising.

I miss her real titties and hairy yak.

Fuck you with all she should do this, she should do that. Fuck you!! Who the fuck are you? You are just a ducking broke loser. Stop fucking telling others what they should do with their life.

This isn’t going to end well. Did she learn nothing from the Michael Jackson story?

You know who's aging well? Isabella Rossellini. She's 70, and was a great beauty in her day and now she looks her age, but seems to be really enjoying getting older. I follow her on Instagram and she still works frequently and lives on some fabulous farm and is always laughing and smiling. She said on her Instagram recently, "Now it's OUR turn to get old," and looked so happy and laughed conspiratorially. I mean, she's enjoying the fuck out of this stage of her life instead pining to be young again and turning herself into a pumped up ghoul like ole Madge.

Madonna is a stunt queen, this is how she gets people to talk about her. This isn't anything new. Remember she wore topless bra to a fashion show in the 90s....

I wonder how a younger Madonna at the height of her appeal and fame, say in her mid-twenties to 30, would regard this version of herself. Livin' free and easy or geriatric, dystopian sex bot? She was as narcissistic back then, but in a different form, but sensible to a degree. I think she'd have been appalled.

There are many of her contemporaries or some older that have fulfilling careers, and don't spend all their time taking pictures of their sagging titties embarrassing themselves and their family. Trying and failing to be 25.

If she isn't into a Vegas residency like Cher, maybe write (or attempt) a musical which is what Cyndi did, tour and do oldies that her fans would love, produce new talent,. She has the resources to do anything.

Instead, she is acting like this? No wonder she has no friends.

....

[quote]Fuck you with all she should do this, she should do that. Fuck you!! Who the fuck are you? You are just a ducking broke loser. Stop fucking telling others what they should do with their life.

Calm down, Mary. It isn't as though she's going to actually listen to any advice we give her.

That old saying, , be nice to those on rhe way up. She wasn't, while is why no one wants to work with her.

At least she has her millions.

Yikes, shouldn't drink and post.

The picture looks fake. It looks like her head was pasted on another woman's body.

She gives the term "Bodacious Ta Tas" new meaning.

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?

Madonna’s next plastic surgery incarnation:

There's enough juice in those huge milkers to put out a forest fire .

Did anyone else notice how drugged up she looked and sounded while she was chatting with Terri Jo/Kelon Campbell on TikTok? It's really obvious when she shows off her nails. She slurring pretty badly.

Why does anyone care about this pathetic has been?

[bold] Madonna is udderly gross! [/bold]

Part 2 of this thread should be called "Madonna Wellness Check Continued, Only Out of Christian Concern."

[quote]There's enough juice in those huge milkers to put out a forest fire .

It's probably flammable. Dow Corning played a big part in those puppies.

[quote]It's probably flammable. Dow Corning played a big part in those puppies.

And don't forget Monsanto!

R229 Even Katherine Hepburn hated aging. Let’s not pretend it’s not normal to hate growing older. There’s no benefits, you can be a few years short from death or dementia or horrible diseases that are painful and suck.

Like come on give me a break, no one wants to be 70.

Yeah but why make it worse?

I absolutely HATE how there is this whole propaganda movement about aging and death. All these people claiming they accept aging, that it's much better to be old and that they don't fear death at all.

It's almost as big as a lie as the propaganda known as the American Dream.

[quote]Like come on give me a break, no one wants to be 70.

So your solution is to stamp your feet and cry about it and have yourself mutilated?

"no one wants to be 70."

Honey, if you don't die before you're 70, you're going to be 70 whether you like it or not.

We can relax and be a happy 70 year old, or we can hate ourselves for being old and ugly like Madonna apparently does. The choice is ours.

SHOW US YER TITS!

DON'T SHOW US YER TITS!

Madonna isn't even that old. She should've done a little decent surgery/fillers and called it a day, instead of looking like a circus freak. 90% of her Instagram is just close-up pictures of herself looking increasingly hideous.

It's weird that Marianne Faithfull looks better than Madge despite being older and having lived a much harder life in the 70s.

The other thing is her life seems so empty. Most of what she posts is just her, alone, freak show. She never seems to go anywhere or do anything and when she does it's just freak show elsewhere. Her house even looks kind of messy. It's piteous. I don't think she knows how to be anything but Madonna.

[quote]Like come on give me a break, no one wants to be 70.

Of course most people are scared of aging and of death, that's a given. [bold]However, all the superficial plastic surgery in the world will NOT stop Madonna's body from aging on the inside. [/bold]

How incredibly delusional is this mental case? It's quite sad how all her enablers, who are surely on her payroll, apparently won't, or cannot, tell this loon the TRUTH.

Jamie Lee Curtis is another who seems to have done aging right. She kept her looks as long as was reasonable, and then she relaxed and just let herself be a gray-haired older person. At a certain age the way to be attractive isn't to look young, it's to look self-confident, healthy, well-groomed, interested in life, and fun!

Doesn't Curtis look like someone you'd want to hang out with? And doesn't Madonna look like someone you'd cross the street to avoid?

R257, her biggest enablers are her fans who genuinelty thinks she looks GOOD and like she's having fun. Neither of which are true.

[quote] Jamie Lee Curtis is another who seems to have done aging right.

Men age better than women, no surprise there. And Activia.

Audrey Hepburn was another huge celeb who aged without fear or multiple surgical interventions. Her son said she once told him "I was young, now I am old. It's natural."

plus her house keeper who cared for her to the end said she was not afraid of death. Her last months were peaceful and meaningful.

Madge is such a disgrace.

R261 Audrey didn’t even live to be Madonna’s age.

Here's Sigourney Weaver, who's 73 years old, still working, and still fabulous. Obviously had a bit of high-quality work done, but she knew when to stop.

But the real difference between Madonna and all these actresses who are aging well is more mental than physical. They're still working and involved with life, and like I said Madonna is a workaholic whose career is finally over. She just doesn't know what to do with her life at this point. Which is understandable, what isn't understandable is that she shows no sign of looking for a sane new direction. See the world, feed the poor, walk the Camino de Santiago, just LIVE instead of sitting around the house trying on shapewear!

Look at my tits. Look at them. Look! LOOK AT THEM.

R260... those claws....

Weaver is blessed with magnificent bone structure. So's Glenn Close. And Meryl, though not as much. Really, you can do a lot if you've got bone structure. Madonna doesn't have bone structure. Well, from Roswell, but don't nobody want bone structure from a Martian.

[quote]Look at my tits. Look at them. Look! LOOK AT THEM.

Not sure which of her new features is worse, the big fake tits or the eyebrow-less alien face.

[Quote]Madonna is a workaholic whose career is finally over.

I doesn't have to be. She could fan out into new creative work as many ageing artists do. Paint, write autobio, record different material, duets, etc. Doors are always open to her.

Instead we get this.

If she'd put some reasonably normal clothes on and take a bath, she could still be a triumph in Vegas. There's life in the old girl, just not the old life.

Read this column last night and couldn't sleep for hours thinking of that post, 'she looks like an ant'! R7. She does! ...and not in a good way because there IS no good way to look like an ant.

Friggin' scary!

Too old to be playing 'sexy me' games, and what is with the girdle?

What the hell did happen here? Did her cape get caught in her demon dancers? Did she get blown over? Lose balance on those idiot fuck me shoes? (Boy, did they fuck her.)

[Quote]walk the Camino de Santiago,

This is a clever idea. And film it for a netflix series. I 'd be first in line to watch this. Shitfaced Madonna walks the Camino.

You guys are comparing actresses to a pop singer, a pop singer who pretty much laid the foundation and formulas of being a modern pop star, reality star, tabloid star, etc, etc.

You cannot compare Madonna to Sigourney and Jamie. They can play old ladies in movies, Madonna cannot play an old lady in her industry.

Pat Benetar and Cyndi Lauper and Madonna’s peers have been old ladies forever and that’s one of the reasons why their careers faded.

Madonna was able to maintain and defy the age limit in the music / pop world. She maintained 20 years consecutively on the Billboard Hot 100 until she was 45 years old!

I think the average pop singer’s radio life starts to die at 35, Madonna kept it going consistently for another decade.

So I think she’s in very uncharted territory.

I think she is a look into the future for A LOT of pop singers when they will hit old age.

Im pretty sure Nicki Minaj and Cardi B and Rihanna are going to have their tits and ass out in their 60’s too. It’ll probably be normal by then.

Im pretty sure my millennial generation, there will be a lot of people in their 60’s and 70’s who will look like Madonna now. Im sure of it.

What I find interesting is her lack of music.

For someone who wants to be so young and apart of the new scene, she’s not working like a young artist.

She’s had 3 albums in 10 years.

If she wants to be cool with the kids and be apart of the TikTok generation, she would be releasing a single once a month or every few months, that’s how artists work today.

I understand she’s doing remixes and shit which is a step in the right direction. “Frozen” has been a hit but do something new.

The biggest problem lately is she’s fallen so far behind musically. Madame X was a step in the right direction but it was a weird album. Too much preaching.

But her last few albums before that were like Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus rejects.

R274, totally disagree. She needs to dissapear or (ideally) die tragically so her back catalogue can be discovered by younger generations. That's the best thing that could happen to her.

I think her hair is more disturbing than her tits out. Flat and dead looking.

R271, it was the ghost of Sean Penn

Have the Mad Ones eyebrows fallen out or does she shave them off? Does she have a thyroid disorder?

Not every old woman has thinning hair and eyebrow loss. My 90 year old grandmother still has a full thick head of wavy hair.

R273, she's not in uncharted territory.

Forget about the ridiculous tits…that face!! She’s unrecognizable. Why do people who get plastic surgery think this looks good?

She continues to post these horrible pics knowing that they cause a stir. She even posted something after this pretending to be a regular Joe looking at social media and saying "How could she do that?" or something to that effect.

But the problem is she keeps posting these off-putting pictures and it is ruining her legacy. It's turning off her most loyal fans.

They're not going to turn up to her next tour because they are grossed out by her.

R257, I misread your post - I thought you said her EMBALMERS, not her "enablers."

Well, same difference, I guess.

Even I can't defend her.

And I've loved her since the 80s.

R261, I'd take Audrey Landers at this point.

Does she still have grills on her teeth?

I'm surprised she hasn't been tatted up.

She's always had lovely skin (Until now) she must still see it as one of her best physical qualities.

Her waist looks so tiny. Did she have ribs removed?

Before she was bloated and foggy.

Bitch stole my forehead.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if she went MAGA, just for the shock and attention.

Everything after American Life with the exception of Confessions, a few MDNA songs and more than half of Rebel Heart has been shit.

It's sad that she'd rather die than do a Vegas residency when she only sings songs from up until 2005 in their original arrangements.

Uh, American Life was the worst album of her career, dear.

[quote] I'm surprised she hasn't been tatted up.

She is. She has six of them now. They’re on her arms.

[quote]Bitch stole my forehead.

Think you meant to post this photo.

Buffy St. Marie is older than Vadge and she still writes music and tours. Vadege acts like a broken down whore in comparison.

Stevie Nicks is older than Madonna, and has had almost as much plastic surgery.

But she hasn't given up on life, she's still touring, and still fighting with her Fleetwood Mac bandmates.

Quite big tits.

Thanks for the story R284. I always loved 'Afton'. Glad to see Audrey Landers looking so good.

R260 Sure, men never lose their hair as they age. They never get beer bellies either. They never get nose and ear hair... Bitch please. And if you're a white man, get yourself a darker-skinned girlfriend and see who ages better.

R299 I've never seen a man with old woman hands with the skin dragging on the ground. Womens facial skin ages A lot faster. Regardless, men are always judged by their pocket book not their youthfulness.

Has Madonna gone mad or is she trolling to stay in the news. Lesbians are horrible

Madonna needs to understand, she's rotting from the inside. Plastic surgery won't help that!

R300, Compare 78 year old Margaret Avery to 66 year old Mel Gibson. Then compare 66 year old Whoopi Goldberg to 62 year old Sean Penn. Tell me again how women's skin ages faster? Shut up idiot.

Please block this thread it’s nauseating

Fabulous. I'm ordering the whole line of MDNA right now!

No matter how hard she tries, everyone especially gen z sees her as an outdated, old lady. All this bad plastic surgery can't change that.

Her tits actually look really good

R263 Sigourney looks amazing. Has aged very well like Linda Gray.

She's lit up from within. Intelligent, classy, with a good sense of humor. Looks twenty years younger than her age, but not trying to be a teenager.

That woman from Michigan… 🙄

Other famous women born in 1958: Andie MacDowell, Sharon Stone, Patricia Heaton, Joan Jett, Belinda Carlisle, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jennifer Tilly, Holly Hunter, Annette Bening, Angela Bassett, Ellen DeGeneres

None look as bad as Madonna does.

Her few remaining fans keep defending this shit, it's pretty sad.

Madge could use the 18-hour Playtex bra for those udders.

Larry King keeps her brattiness in check. She acts like she's talking to her parole officer.

[quote]Her tits actually look really good.

You shouldn't keep putting off cataract surgery.

Grandma go to bed.

She has over 2.8 million followers on Twitter alone that's a lot more than "all 10 of them"

Don't confuse her with Janet Jackson

Even worse she has 18.6 million Instagram followers

They a will see this picture on their feed all 18.6 million of them

Madonna, please become a crazy cat lady. You have a big house. You could adopt 150 cats from the shelters and give them love and a good home. Show us your pussies not your titties!!

[quote]She has over 2.8 million followers on Twitter alone that's a lot more than "all 10 of them." Don't confuse her with Janet Jackson.

Yes, please don't. Janet has 4.1 million Twitter followers and behaves as a woman her age and status should behave.

Janet looks like a fat drag queen. I'm also not sure how she's able to breathe with that nose.

[quote]Janet looks like a fat drag queen.

Only in your deluded dreams, sweetie.

Dark day when Ellen out pretties you.

Was that Larry King interview only 20 years ago? She looks great and sounds smart. It's like she's a whole other person now.

Madonna's career is not over- she’s just gone in a weird direction. She could easily focus on making music as she has done so well in the past. But that’s not what she seems interested in. And I’m not interested in her “work” anymore although I admit to a certain urge to watch the train wreck.

[quote] Madonna always had great tits

No, she absolutely did not "always" have them.

As these images of her as an undergraduate amply show, she had quite flat tits when she was starting out in the mid-70s. She got nice enhancements when she was younger and just hitting the big time.

R323, that interview is shocking. She needs to find that woman again. It almost makes you sad, to see that sensible, controlled young woman. She was in the early part of her marriage to Ritchie then, which she says was "probably not the best idea." (She says the same thing about Penn.) Still, she seems so grounded.

R313 Who is that? I’ve never seen her before.

[quote]No, she absolutely did not "always" have them. As these images of her as an undergraduate amply show, she had quite flat tits when she was starting out in the mid-70s. She got nice enhancements when she was younger and just hitting the big time.

Could be because she was starving herself to be so thin? Breasts are mostly fat tissue. Breast size is determined by a woman's genetics. If you mom had big tits you will likely have them too and the opposite applies. Same thing with dick size.

What about these pics? Could she afford fake tits when she first came to NYC with little money?

Pics in this set from 1979 were taken before her fame.

Hey y'all!

Artists are here to disturb the peace! I'm an artist- look at my fake boobs and fake ass.

Does she still wash her pussy?

Madonna had perfectly natural tits for a 19 year old. That's not flat. You whores are offended if you don't see huge artificial bags on a bitch.

R325 Those are not flat tits. Get your eyes checked.

🤢🤮Urp.

Reminds me of an old coworker-friend 20+ years ago who told me about her sister's weird boobs and how they were oddly joined at the base, like a Siamese uni-boob. I always hated having that mental image.

Now, that formerly mental image is all too real.

I had a friend in college we named Uniboob because she wore a unitard to run in that smooshed her tits together. Her tits were real, though.

R319 actually this was for her Instagram, where Madonna has 16.8 million followers and Janet has 7 million

Madonna has more Instagram followers than Janet, Mariah Carey, Cher, Bette Midler, Stevie nicks, Dolly Parton, Celine Dion, Tina Turner etc

It goes out to all her 16.8 million followers, that's how social media works

10 fans? LOL

Why are you wasting my time putting naked tits on a gay website? GO FUCKING AWAY - I don't wanna see the topless chick! FUCK THIS SHIT!

Christ, do we always have.to see that abomination every damn time we scroll through the threads? She's a joke. A parody of herself.

Why isn't Christopher a star? He's funny and has a sexy voice.

[quote] Christ, do we always have.to see that abomination every damn time we scroll through the threads?

Just put the OP on "Ignore." You won't have to see that atrocity, plus the OP deserves it for inflicting it upon us.

R338 his minion boy is quite cute

Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, etc, have hundreds of millions of followers on social media. Madonna only has 18 and she’s posting constantly. It’s embarrassing.

R303 I'm sorry but hag syndrome is a biological fact. Mel is an alcoholic with no make-up or flattering lighting. It's hilarious that you are unwilling to accept such an obvious fact. This is why lesbians are so despised.

All the bi guys are jerking off.

I disagree, R342. I know plenty of women who look attractive in their elder years and I know plenty of older men who look dog rough. Men and women are not monoliths. Also, plenty of people despise gay men too.

Christopher is a MAGAt now.

I find most straight men age worse than women because they don't take care of themselves at all. Women at least moisturize.

R338, I'm guessing all those pics of interiors Christopher shows are Madge's homes. The Fernand Leger painting above the fireplace was one she owned.

Think of this just 10 years ago she was killing it at the superbowl halftime show. She looked phenomenal then she had the fall at the Brits while performing in her Valentino robe and she began the descent into madness because she began to take pain pills. Her knees and neck are fucked so she can’t work out hardcore like she did so she gained weight (she’s Italian, it’s the curse) and then her pill and now wine addiction has made her a slurring mess of the Madonna we once loved. She got fake tits and a fake ass. She’s the embarrassing grandma that refused to give up her look from 50 years ago. Her hideous bleached eyebrows make her already alien like face look eve more disturbing. Imagine her kids seeing this? She seems like she’s going to be Michael Jackson part deux, die from an overdose because she can’t get her shit together and her yes people refuse to tell her no as she consumes copious amounts of pain pills and alcohol. Sad. I miss 1982 Madonna.

Let's quit the narrative about her fall at the Brits causing brain damage.

She's bored and wants attention. She always did.

The weird thing about Madonna is that she looked way better in her 50s than she did in her 40s or even part of her 30s. And then she decided to fuck it all up.