Let’s be the sale of DataLounge to a billionaire

Far too many geriatric house "boys" on the Datalounge for that sale to ever happen.

Again, this is a PUBLIC FORUM. Not SOCIAL MEDIA. No billionaire is buying this.

I am the members afraid we’ll be blocked, excised in order to appeal to a younger audience.

This dump might be of interest to a basenebt dwelling low fiive figurees SSI kind of investor.

R4 exactly. It’s not social media. It’s a public forum. There is no money to be made from this

I'm the dark money funded by the dictator from Turkmenistan.

I'm Joel and I'm the new mod.

I'm the flustered underling with a PowerPoint presentation attempting to explain DL lore like Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, Lorna Luft's molestation, "stealth scat troll" accusations, and, relatedly, Carol Channing's history with corn.

Can we please send that poor woman Cheryl a truck load of Summer's Eve?

I'm malicious, evil billionaire Peter Thiel who wants us to stop talking about how he's gay.

It’s humorless loons like R2 that blew the last sale opportunity to Howard Hughes. Just shut it, honey.

Don't forget about Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis, R11. She had the pen to paper and wrote the "J" then dropped her pen, got up, and walked away all because of R2.

I’m all of Defacto’s troll accounts waiting to be let back on to bump 2015 posts and drive anything critical of the right down the page into oblivion.

I’m the negotiating points in the contract that need to be agreed upon NOW, so we don’t have to mediate again over them THEN.

I’m the flood of brown feces that came pouring under the bathroom door and into the DATALOUNGE corporate boardroom during the final meeting to close the sale. I ruined the briefcase and dyed to match satin shoes of the buyer and she refused to sign off on the deal.

I’m Muriel and it’s not my first time at the rodeo. Don’t fuck with me fellas! I know how to fight for a top price and win the hard way.

I made a snarky comment upthread but truly love DL, really, and will back Muriel in any hostile takeover. I assume my $1.99 will prevent that.

“Hostile takeover”. No one is looking to take over a public forum….

I'm the fourth woman he's made pregnant just this year, wondering why he's so intent on buying a gay website.

I"m JK Rowlings and I declare this TransFreeWarts. Sorry but all you homos will have to go, I leave the groomers to my books. Welcome Sisters.

I'm Oprah and welcome to GayLeUtopia. Now where all the Lesb...friends. Friends. I just love friends, right Stedman? Phil? Oz? Anyone?

I'm death and the subsequent reselling of the DL for a nickle after the new owner acquired a std from this site. Digital penetration is no joke.

I'm the ad sales for all things frau. to desperately try to turn a profit on this site

I’m the AI that scrapes threads from 1995 to 2007 for sizemeat verificatia.

When I’m done with this gig, I’ll be used at Experion. Average white guys will be sadder.

There’s already a thread on money laundering…

Honey, we've been practicing "absolute free speech" forever.

I'm the increase of the subscription fee to 39.99 as well as the .50 cent surcharge each time a user types the word "cunt."

I'm the strongly worded letter written by Terry Smith-Wells of South Bend, IN when the newly linked advertising bots brought me to this vulgar cesspool from a CNN article on charter school masking. I merely wanted to know what the wife did when she looked closer at the security footage of her neighbor. I demand you give me Joel's mother's contact information immediately! It is an emergency!

I hear some billionaire named A. Lyin Mush is putting out feelers.

He can do that because he's an insect monster.

I'm the IMMEDIATE FIRING of all of the content moderators and fact checkers of DL.

I'm all the new owner's Republican friends in Congress begging for free subscriptions.

I'm the call to prayer music that will screech out everyday twice a day.

I'm nine new Muskfruits being born nine months from yesterday, "Social Media Death Day."

I’m the support staff uniforms for the olde guard members retained for the transition, worn in solidarity.

I'm that other site that is just shaking their heads, giving a knowing MMMhmm and eyes rolling so far back in their heads they look like they're having a seizure.. I'd say orgasm but they haven't had one of those since they first heard about G.R.I.D. but ithe sacrifice of it was worth it just to be able to sneer at everything you boys done do in the eyes of the l0rd. MmmHmm. You needed Jesus but you getting some Don Luis ChenSteinbergMohammed and it is whats the good lord shows you deserve. You worse than the tiny hat people, taking control of our weather girls. They use to be good chriistian size zeroes. All you is too rich for my blood, you get what you deserve not what you want. Praise he who is him and not some other silly pronoun, rescue me from they're pinkg gentrifying dollar and put in a popeyes delivery service like you promised you would.

I'm the hilarious, semi-related thread

I’m the router tech who is also in charge of Actor Investigations.

Show me one inch of cock or an asshole WITH taint and I identify the actor, his age, the year this dick was displayed, its distribution outlet, and any food allergies or relationships to 17th century peasants.

Sale of this shithole does not include my Brita, my smoked glass desk, or my cigarette roller. Or the good chair without burns. And those two lava ashtrays.

I'm the technician called in to upgrade the phone system. I'm pulling out all the rotary dial phones and throwing away the pencils.

A couple of weeks down the track, a mate will identify a pic of my ass on here that was taken while I was working. Fucking fags. But I'll conveniently overlook the blow jobs several of you gave me.

I’M ALSO TAKING MY TAMBOURINE!!!!

I'm the monetization of any and all threads involving The Golden Girls and Trump. The new owners will make a fortune overnight because you people can't help yourselves.

I’m the fresh rollout of our Data Lounge App! Get The App!. Blackberry or Vertu required!

I’m the new Loathe button.

I'm Manvox--looking for a huge uptick in traffic.

[quote]Don't forget about Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis, [R11]. She had the pen to paper and wrote the "J" then dropped her pen, got up, and walked away all because of [R2].

The sale would've fallen through when it was discovered she was On Assistance at the time.

I’m Robb, an influencer, and you know me. My #1 fan bought this domain for me .

The site closes on Mondays and Tueadays. Also, WW comments are cross-posted in Allrecipes no-bake section.

TO: All Datalounge Employees

RE: Phone System Upgrade

Effective immediately we will begin our phone system upgrade. We will be eliminating the rotary dial phones and replacing them with more modern push button phones.

And why do they all have pencils attached to them? Who writes with a pencil anymore.

Best wishes!

THE Datalounge Board of Directors

OOPS, R38 beat me to the punch! I went to do my recycling and sitting next to the bin was a rotary dial phone. Yes, I took it!

Yeah, but you did it without the bisexual-style holier-than-thou homophobia, i.e., you did it better.

I’m the new merch page. Come and get the saucy plus size peekaboo caftans and the scandalous 2023 “Men of DL” calendar.

If you think this site is worth more than $10,000 you are so fucking delusional.

That happened to Reddit. The change was astounding. I hope and wish that doesn’t happen to DL