It's Over

Now he can marry some white trash 20 something and run for Congress as a Republicunt.

R1, Rumor has it he's fallen in love with a 20 something yr old man.

I. Could. Care. Less.

Rumor has it that you pulled that out of your ass, R2.

R4 it's on DL so it must be true. Of course I'm joking cunts.

R3 you may not care but your punctuation does.

A DL PSA. Read. This. Twice.

Huh. Well, can't say we didn't see it coming. Both are going downhill in terms of career so this should be interesting as to who ascends.

^ Oh, no, they're only worth $600 million how will they survive? 😳

Is there a Go Fund Me?

2005 called and wants its Power Couple back.

^ They met in 2009 🙄

Now she can find a worthy partner. Sad for the kids though.

I always got a racist Nazi vibe from her and also I saw a TV interview of her where she belched on camera. She's off putting to me. He's just a tool.

^ Mom, no, I don't want to go to dad's, he makes me tongue kiss him "

Off topic but the picture made me remember. She wore that GORGEOUS dress to the 2019 Met Gala.

Remember when she was caught wearing a hijab by the paparazzi so she could get plastic surgery? Always makes me laugh.

Figured this would happen when he walked back his retirement. He basically admitted to being an absent husband and father during the football season and it had to be infuriating to have to be second to his ego once again.

Her face is morphing into Melania's. A pity - she was so beautiful and very recognizable.

[quote] I. Could. Care. Less.

It's:

I. Couldn't. Care. Less.

Or

I. Could. Not. Care. Less.

Is it another woman?

^ Maybe, I'm sure Giselle plays for both teams

While both are attractive people, they are only tangentially related to perfection.

He's not handsome at all. He should have quit while he was ahead. He is one of the greatest QB's ever ,though.

He could've gone out on top, but this is a sad spectacle. I can't think of a single elite athlete, male or female, gay or straight, who has dissed their family like this in favor of the sport. Usually, the pros give very heartfelt-sounding speeches at the end of their career thanking their family for their support and sacrifices, and looking forward to spending more time with them.

I think it's a bad look not just for Brady, but for the NFL. The bizarre circumstances around his un-retirement and the pfft response to Gisele's filing makes me suspect he's already not all there. He seems toxically vapid.

She looks like a man.

@r24, Spot on. These super-quarterbacks don't quit until they're well into shaken brain syndrome. Giselle saw it coming and decided she wasn't going to play nursemaid to a drooling old quarterback for the rest of her life

I'm thinking he's already started to lose some of his brain cells and has been exhibiting signs of early dementia; and the wife was alarmed partly because of that and how reckless he would continue to become with her and their family life. I say this b/c I sense he doesn't really know what he's doing or isn't in a right place mentally -- why else would he keep on at this, unless he truly doesn't like spending time at home with her and his kid? He could've moved into autobiography and sportscasting commentary gold by now. Something additional seems amiss.

I still think there is more to it then football and someone cheated. I lean towards Gisele having someone already because this was lightening quick. She was the one leaking things and seems to have initiated the divorce. He wouldn’t have done this during the season. Unless of course he cheated and this is her revenge.

They never made sense as a couple. It was the idea of each other, rather then who they actually were as people. Like Brangelina, they became more of a brand.

I'm betting there is a lot more to this that will come out.

I agree. Someone cheated.

The oddest part is that they are already divorced. The statements said it was formalized, though he still called her his wife.

Finalized^

Remember the hype about Giselle doing a runway walk “for the last time” at the Olympics?

Good. Now Tom will be with me again. 🥵🥒💦

Hmmm, I thought the breeders said till death do us part?

I'm calling it: she's got a younger boy toy lover - probably a former yoga instructor or personal trainer - in the wings, she got tired of Tom's endless career focus and just said F-it, I'm out of here.

Records show she bought a small bungalow in Miami a few months ago, before the split, via a private LLC. She's not living in it now - ten bucks its for a 'special friend' to live nearby.

I really couldn't care less about those two rat faced things.

My guess is we will hear about Tom doing a stint in rehab soon. I am getting a strong addiction spiral feeling from him. So much so that I wouldn’t be surprised if he test positive for drugs and can’t finish the season. He seems lost in a way that perfectionist, superstar like would never be.

I was all ready to go with his pre-retirement messages that sounded so polished and neutral about how she’d been stuck with the family responsibilities all those years and now he wanted to bear up, leave the game, and do what he should — wow, what a guy — and within weeks he’s chucked all that and has gone on to lose a whole lot of football games. And a wife.

But I skimmed through some prognosticator’s article that outlined a road to the Superbowl that might conceivably still be open, so if that’s what he really, truly wants maybe he’ll get it. I have a feeling that she’s never un-divorcing him, so he’d better turn the team around.

I sent them a bread maker for a wedding gift. I wonder if Giselle ever used it.

Who will look after his scrub-brush implants/rug?

I wonder if he agreed to retire and Giselle decided to divorce him anyway. So then, he reversed his decision. It makes sense.

R41, I’m thinking that too. Despite the fawning social media postings, the marriage had to be in trouble for a while for the divorce to be finalized so quickly. He probably unretired when he knew it was ending. The timing was suspect though, right before the season. I bet he comes back next year.

I wonder who they’ll date. For her, a businessman, but I could see some new age guru or health nut for her too, like another poster said. I think she’s already in another relationship. When the cheating speculation came out, it was quickly shot down. All the leaks were from her side. I can also see her being linked to Brad Pitt. They both like celebs partners. As for him, someone speculated Kim K. as a joke. That would finally do in Ye. Haha

Already finalized? Fastet divorce in celeb history?

Apparently she has $400 million to his $250 million. That really shocked me.

Just keep sending me my check, beeyotch!

Yup, R43. Filed and finalized on the same day. Someone (her) was looking to get out of that marriage ASAP. I’ve never seen a divorce, celebrity or personally, finalized so quickly. There is a lot more to this story that will eventually come out I’m sure.

Do we really think Giselle is that gorgeous? With that straight pointy nose?

[quote]Do we really think Giselle is that gorgeous?

She's better looking than most of the models working today. But she's got nothing on the supermodels of the golden age.

No but she has a sexy body and great hair.

^ She's as good looking as he is

Heidi Klum is now married to someone a lot younger. I'm guessing Giselle will end up with someone younger. No way will she and Brad Pitt date.

Giselle is not attractive. Deport the bitch.

I am genuinely surprised by fraus' reaction to this separation and divorce. On reddit and onto they whine endlessly about him preferring his job and betraying Gisele with his unretirement. Seriously, who gives a fuck? He loves his job. He wants to play. That's his fucking business. Not to mention it's obviously not really about his job.

Call me, Tom.

I can’t see her going the Heidi Klum route. Gisele seems more mature than Heidi. I can see the fake Brad Pitt rumors, if nothing else. It seems like that’s the pr move these days.... Leo and Gigi, Brad and Emily, even Kanye with top tier models like Irina Shayk. Yet, they are never spotted together. Just ridiculous quotes in the tabloids from ‘sources.’

Isn’t Rupert Murdoch available since Jerry got the boot? Gisele could be his last wife, although he’s probably sold his soul and will outlive all of us.

With Thursday night’s game, he became the most sacked quarterback in NFL history. Granted, he’s been playing over 20 years.

Meh.

Never understood the appeal of either. So many hotter football players, models.

On one other note, their kids look exactly like her, especially the boy. He’s got her entire face. Even at this awkward stage, I don’t think he’s going to be a good looking adult. The girl is a bit more of a mixture. Tom needs a good meal or 10.

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I think Tom's a vapid nitwit and doesn't know how to do life outside of football. He's careening towards a mid-life crisis.

Tom and Garropolo!

I thought this thread was about the election.

He doesn't look well.

She's manly looking.

That was a quick divorce. Done.. *poof*

She should have no business asking for alimony and child support is she is that much richer than him.

^ There is nothing to indicate child support on either side. Don't make stuff up to suit your narrative

I eat old people’s excrement…

^ You ARE old people's excrement

@r66, Someone just started a Markle thread, better run along to poop all over it

The anti Markle threads ARE poop. My work is done.

Bundchen will have both of the following-

By now, she's already has a young lover stashed somewhere.

Then will come the day when, if she takes a notion to marry an aging billionaire, she'll have her pick. Bundchen is one of those women who, no matter how old she becomes, it will be a feather in some guy's cap to have the ex of Tom Brady.

I could also see her not marrying again and just screwing around the rest of her life. Good for her.

Brady, on the other hand, has probably already had a vasectomy and I doubt he'd want that reversed. Too bad, would-be, young, next wife.

Olha que coisa mais linda Mais cheia de graça É ela, menina Que vem e que passa Num doce balanço Caminho do mar

Tall and tan And young and lovely The girl from Ipanema Goes walking And when she passes Each one she passes Goes: Ah

I should call him, he might need some consoling.

You thinkin' about this, Brady?

Brady is the most-sacked QB ever, boys - not a soft dick on that field!

I'm sad about this because they have youngish kids.

[quote] He could've gone out on top, but this is a sad spectacle.

You think THIS is sad...

^ That's not sad, that's Halloween on two feet 😱

I still find this split to be one of the oddest. They were just vacationing together in late June and she was still gushing about him. Now both are single. I wonder what the relationship will be between Gisele and his oldest son. She’s been there from his birth. Never liked her much, but I admired that she loved his son so much.

She just seems to want to have her freedom and resume her life where she left off. I don’t see her modeling career regaining momentum. She should have had kids later in life and continued modeling. The fact that they have joint custody pretty much says that she wants half the responsibility, so she can jet off and do what she wants 50% of the time.

R72, Tom will most likely have a second family and will be the family man he wasn’t with this set.

I don't really understand Brady's desire to return to football. He's already had his glory and acclaim. All that's left at this point is possible embarrassment and catastrophic injury.

I appreciate that Giselle is unique and memorable looking. So many of these current supermodels are so dull and common in appearance. Like the pretty girl you'd see at the mall.

Big fucking deal

[quote] Tom will most likely have a second family and will be the family man he wasn’t with this set.

Why? From what I read of Tom Brady, he's very careful with his money. More kids are costly.

And why anybody would want to have their already existing kids have to split more of whatever they leave to them boggles my mind.

Nick Cannon and whoever breeds with him are both fools.

I blame a lot of this on Giselle's next husband, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Brady reversed his retirement after attending a match and watching his GOAT rival still playing at full capacity. I am not a fan of either narcissist, and can't wait to see their comeuppance.

^ No, Giselle has had her fill of footballers. She is not going to play nursemaid to some brain-damaged aging sports star

Tom, call me... I mean to talk, maybe get high and see where it leads. You know, bro stuff

Awww, let me have some fun, R85. The aftermath of Giselle with Ronaldo fits with my fantasy of Melania running off with Corey Booker. :o)

^ How about a better fantasy? Corey runs off with Ronaldo 😛

I bet this has been in the works for months. Especially, since it was just announced as “finalized.”

More, as they say, will be revealed.

R81 It's unlikely that he's secretly broke, but celebrities and athletes can become addicted to their success. I wonder if the result to football was the result or cause of his marital problems.

R90 Return to football, rather.

R87 The soccer guy? The only person who's pretty enough for Ronaldo to fuck is himself - trust me.

Tom is better looking than Cristiano Ronaldo, who looks like burnt bacon.

R81, it makes a lot of sense actually. His entire identity is football, it’s his true love. These athletes train their entire lives to make it to the pros. He’s competitive and it’s a high for him. He gets attention and worship from it. You don’t get that same level when you retire. It’s also routine. I remember when I got laid off one time and how depressed I was for months when my routine was up ended. That’s probably why he can’t let go. I don’t think football was the sole reason they divorced though.

R83, he has a 375 million sportscaster contract waiting for him. He isn’t penny pinching and can afford another family 10x over. I would be shocked if he didn’t remarry in the future.

😝 [italic] Sloppy Seconds

I actually think Giselle is beautiful in that she has perfect bone structure. I used to think she had a funny nose, but she is really aging well. She's a nuanced beauty. I imagine she's one of those people who look better in person

WHO CARES!

Bitch made plans....

^ Odd little house considering her wealth

Nuanced beauty? Hahaha 🤪. That’s a great name for a racehorse…oh, wait…

R98

Well Marie-Antoinette had Le Petit Trianon..

FLORIDA? Doesn't this bitch want to live in a more sophisticated state?

Or move to Paris, London or NYC?

^ She can afford to live in all those places, but probably got the place in Miami because of the kids. Mom sends her plane to Tampa to pick up the kids for the weekend

Everything seems to be going according to plan thanks to an ironclad pre-nuptial agreement.

Yeah, when you both come in with a ton of money, I guess splitting assets isn’t so complicated. I personally don’t believe she is wealthier than him though. At least not by as much as reported. A lot of online stuff is BS that gets recirculated. Even if she is, that Fox deal he has will eclipse her.

^ Hopefully the divorce is amicable so that she can beg him for money if she gets hungry 😂

R103 Not as "ironclad" as my dick has been for the last few days.

Call me, Tom - let's go!

^ Wait for me...

R107, bitch, I will cut you for him!

R107 If he doesn't call back, come on over!

Geezus, gonna put holes in the wall at this rate!