Nick Cannon is expecting new child!

What a pig!

This is the fourth baby announcement this year. At this point, he is this generation's Genghis Khan. Popping out babies like bambi on welfare. He needs a vasectomy, get those balls in check and control!

Mein Cannon (not firing blanks)

He’s mentally ill. And, soon, broke.

Well, at least its not an OLD child.

As long as he's supporting them all, meh.

It's not clear to me whether the women are looking for a payday or whether he's a psycho - most likely both.

But, he's just not that rich and will burn through his money with all these kids and his current lifestyle. It's going to get pretty ugly if that happens.

This isn't rocket science any straight/bi/even gay man can father 12 kids in about 3-4 days... He might be a little tired, but he could do it

He’s packing a big one!

^ Even "little ones" can father kids

It should be illegal. Within two generations, this will lead to hundreds of extra people in the world who shouldn't have been there. I hope environmental activists start throwing soup on him.

What's wrong with these women? Low self-esteem?

Straight people are so tacky.

@r11, "Low self-esteem? "

High gold diggery 🙄

Some evidence would be nice, r8.

Insert 'Black men as fathers' joke here.

I'm speechless.

He’s such a disappointment and such a bad example for black men. I used to like him. I like his show wild n out .

Nasty!

This has got to be some form of mental illness and that goes for the idiot women getting knocked up by a man who has no interest in a relationship with them.

I think he and Alec Baldwin have a little side bet about begetting.

It's like animals breeding out of control.

It's like animals breeding out of control.

Creepy

Actually, it's his 11th. One died earlier this year.

I've heard that a lot of het Black men do not like condoms.

Indiscriminate breeding with a stable of babymammas is not a quality to find attractive.

Who gives a shit as long as he takes care of them?

Why don't they abort?

^ Money! 18 years of support

Here you go-

ENOUGH!

The Cannon Kids Family Reunion will number in the hundreds when all of his sperm banks (multiple) deposits (practically innumerable) grow up!

Who the fuck cares anymore? It doesn't take any brains or skill to father a child.

The ego of this man must be ginormous. I get the feeling that he thinks he has superior genes and must spread his seed around for the benefit of humanity (like Charles Lindbergh).

The names of Nick’s children are tacky AF: Moroccan, Monroe, Golden, Powerful Queen, Rise Messiah, twins Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir, Zen, Legendary Love, Onyx Ice Cole. . .poor kids.

Expect this latest child to have a stupid or pretentious name, too.

There can't be much gold left to dig, considering his ever-expanding obligations. He's scraping the bottom of the barrel with women who are willing to get knocked up in exchange for very minor tabloid notoriety, or for bragging rights that their kids are the half-siblings of Mariah Carey's children.

I hope all his boys are gay.

That’s like Bob Marley. They say everyone is related to the Marleys.

R33, there is ZERO pretentious about those names, they scream 'the projects' and 'ratchet ho' rather than aspirational. Pure ghetto.

Pretentious names would be Cordelia, Isabella-Jane, Felix, Alexander....names with a classical bent. Not that ghetto trash Cannon is naming his spawn.

Planet Earth cannot accommodate and has had its full of human pigs and their unnecessary and unneeded spawn. And this includes Nick Cannon and children.

My issue is more with the women. Why would any woman want to be part of a harem and their kids part of a litter by multiple women? these kids deserve to have a father dedicated to only them At first I thought maybe he was just a sperm donor, but they are attractive women who can find available men. Nick is ugly and I don’t think he has endless amounts of money to support these families in a Hollywood lifestyle. I bet they sign something before hand that precludes them from suing for support. They probably have a set amount, if that.

These women know he'll put his dick - unsheathed, I might add - in anything. Yet they're still happy to get impregnated by him... multiple times. It's a clusterfuck of inappropriate behaviour, and I'm judging them all.

R37, nope.

[bold]pretentious[/bold] (adjective):

1. Intended to impress others.

2. Marked by an unwarranted claim to importance or distinction.

Naming your child Powerful Queen or Rise Messiah or Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson’s son) or Royal Reign (Lil’ Kim’s daughter) is as pretentious as you can get. It fits definition #2.

People from poor backgrounds aspire to be in a higher class. And ghetto taste mixed with a desire to be on the same playing field as the aristocracy/“elite” level of society is a glaring example of having delusional pretensions.

Your examples of Alexander, Cordelia, Felix, etc. are names that can be found in any social class. They are hardly pretentious names specifically identified as belonging to the wealthy and the nobility. Naming your son Alexander is nowhere near the pretentiousness of naming him Emperor.

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wait until this fool goes broke.

the fur is gonna fly!

Mariah must pitch a fit every time he impregnates someone else. She sought him out essentially as a breeder for her spawn.

Dude is psychotic and all the women who choose to have his kids are nuts too

According to this article last month, he is shelling out an estimated $3 million per year in child support. Not sure if he gives Mariah anything for their kids.

Is there some kind of ho lottery that we are not aware of?

Breed, breed, breed.....

Lipstick Alley has all the dirt going back almost 2 years. Thread is WILD

It is funny how when I went to school in the 70s, I can name you five families that had ten or more children. While it was a lot even then, we didn't think much of it.

It was always amusing the first day of a new class when teacher would say "Another Schmeckpepper? How many more of you are there?"

He's like the Dollar Store for sperm.

R49 a man keeping his wife continually pregnant is weird. A man have 5 kids with 5 women in a calendar year is PSYCHOTIC

[quote]It's not clear to me whether the women are looking for a payday or whether he's a psycho - most likely both.

While there's def some form of mental illness here ...

I wouldn't be surprised if the women just want kids and he's willing to do it.

He should just go donate sperm if he wants to spread his seed and it would be a hell of a lot cheaper.

At least his kids with Mariah will be okay.

🤣

Is he super rich? why is he having all these kids? he's gonna be paying a fortune in child support and not to mention college tuition!

this is so sad for the kids, their daddy probably won't even remember their names and know them properly...

R55, if your name is Cinnabon Freakshow Astronaut Cannon, or Magnificent Testicle Excretion Cannon, probably your dad will remember it. But that’s no guarantee he’ll have anything to do with raising you.

Maybe he’s siring all these kids because before he dies, he wants to leave his mark on the world by naming a child Your Name Here and he’s just working his way up to it.

R52, oh, please. The first 2 or 3 women after Mariah didn't realize he'd go on to pop out so many kids. They couldn't foresee how many ways the money would have to be split or how inconsequential they would become as the harem grew bigger.

It’s a fetish.

R58 but it's odd he developed it rather late in his life. Most guys who do this start very young. Nick didn't have his first kids with Maria till he was around 31 and he didn't start knocking up the baby mamas till he was around 37. Looks like as he approached 40 he started having a mid-life crisis.

He has Lupus and passing on his genes with a reckless eagerness

He’s overcompensating for his manhood . Seems selfish and I bet there’s domestic abuse involved

Nick seems to prefer the blond white women . What’s that about?

Black men in general seem to.

blacksonblondes.com.

I've heard it's a thing for some black guys to get their baby mommas preggers.

R49

"Another Weasley? I know just the house for you......Gryffyndor!"

The theory is clearly true...

Nick has lupus and is incredibly wealthy. He's having as many kids as possible in case he needs an organ transplant to survive. 10-30% of people with Lupus require a kidney transplant.

Unlike many in Nick's position who would be risking a great fortune with all these baby mamas, What's the point of being so rich if he's not alive to enjoy it?

R67 he can buy organs on the black market. He doesn't need to produce kids for organs. Plus, how is he going to force these kids to give him their organs? It will be a long time before any of them would be able to donate anyway. He probably doesn't have that long.

No, he is having the kids in the hopes that maybe one of them will become famous one day or that he will be remembered for his virility. I think he felt the need to do this because if died now and had only the 2 kids with Mariah he would be overshadowed by her fame and forgotten.

Wouldnt it be a LOT easier to just find a match and give them some money?

[quote] oh, please. The first 2 or 3 women after Mariah didn't realize he'd go on to pop out so many kids. They couldn't foresee how many ways the money would have to be split or how inconsequential they would become as the harem grew bigger.

Oh, please yourself R57. Point is, the 4th, 5th, 6th, time around ... people knew what his deal was.

You want to have Nick Cannon's baby, he'll glad you put one in you.

Busy balls…

So irresponsible to pass on his LUPUS genes with such abandon. what a fuckface.

R73, it is helicoptering. Letting kids be is how kids grow up and test their boundaries. It's no wonder the boomers may be the last independent generation that could function as adults at what we now consider young ages.

I realize things may be different now, but that helicoptering doesn't seem to have done them much good as they still fall for harmful social contagion.