Happy Birthday, Jaclyn Smith!

Kelly: You’re preoccupied.

Edward: lol. With what?

Kelly: Shitty.

Edward: I am?

Kelly: Yes.

Edward: Ha! But you are shitty.

Kelly: There your ass goes again!

Edward: [Taking a deep breath] Well, maybe you’re hypersensitive.

Kelly: Oh, I am. See, fucktard, I’ve been getting prank phone calls from some jackoff who was preoccupied with shitty. So just cool it!

The idea of Jaclyn Smith wearing her own polyester creations, as in the commercial, is somehow sad.

Satin chic.

I always suspected mild mannered Jaclyn’s hometown was Stepford, CT.

And a cameo by her titty, R3!

She was giving a little tease for Kate, [R5]

No, she wasn’t part of Stepford. Her first husband was gay. I try to remember what his name was but he was a guy with blonde hair. He bent over for everybody.

But she is bowlegged, so that would drive most straight guys crazy.

Her first husband was actor Dennis Cole - really hot guy.

In Joan Collins' new book, she mentions that she attended the same galas and events that Jaclyn Smith did in the 90s. She said Smith was one of the most beautiful actresses in Hollywood. However, she questioned her choice of dates at these events - she always showed up with the ugliest, nerdiest, most boring men on her arm. Collins wonders if this is because handsome men were intimidaed by her, or was this her way not being upstaged by her date for the evening ?

A friend of mine was a Hollywood makeup artist in the 1970s, and she said that, proportionally, Jaclyn Smith’s face was the one they all felt was ideal.

Pity there was no brain behind it.

Dunno R9, she’s made a lot more money as a business woman (marketing her name of products) than she ever did as an actress. I know she’s had lots of cosmetic work, but for the most part, she looks like herself and doesn’t look remotely 75.

Is Jaclyn possibly gay or bi ?

Her most recent hubby ran as a Repub who was against gay marriage.

Unlike Betty Ford who famously distanced herself from some of her husband's policies, Jackie Bitch Smith said nothing about our civil rights issues. She didn't even say she was for civil unions in anything that I can recall.

My favorie Angel

She's been hocking stuff forevah -

That nip slip is photoshopped. Either that or Jaclyn needs to see a plastic surgeon.

Straight Hair Jacklyn

She’s always has been and still is lovely.

[quote]r17 Straight Hair [bold]Jacklyn[/bold]

How dare you. On this of all days.

I wonder if you compared the quality of her Kmart collection then with a designer collection or mid range brand now, which would come out on top.

What is the status of her KKKmart collection? Didn’t the store change hands or something?

For some reason I thought there was a lapse in her participation or something.

so sorry!

When I was a young child, I thought she was the most beautiful woman alive. She's still very lovely for pushing 80!

Her daughter is married to Fran Kranz. Lucky bitch!

I think they divorced last year.

Smart businesswoman. I don't remember anything about the Jaclyn Smith collection except that she made a few fucktons of money. I think it was cheaply made 80's style businesswear.

She had a great ass but knew it wouldn't last forever. Whatever.

Nipped and Tucked at all the right times. Well done Jaclyn!

[quote]Her most recent hubby ran as a Repub who was against gay marriage.

Unlike Betty Ford who famously distanced herself from some of her husband's policies, Jackie Bitch Smith said nothing about our civil rights issues. She didn't even say she was for civil unions in anything that I can recall.

And?

Why would she get involved publicly with her husband's politics ? Smith has never been an outspoken political celebrity, so why would she start so late in her career ?

You're ridiculous.

She looks amazing for 77. Obviously had some work done, but it's GOOD work, not overdone.

Plus EXERCISE.

Jaclyn's clothing line is now at Nordstrom Rack!

I guess the collection’s theme is Retired Vegas Hooker.

I must get that blazer after my Dr. Pepper.

R30 JS was an "outspoken political celebrity" who endorsed him (the only one that I know of LOL) so she wasn't above the political arena at all. Your reply was ridiculous.