Which cis actress does Jaclyn Moore look like?

Going by the eyebrows I'm going to say Brooke Shields.

Surely it jests.

The ugly one from the big bang theory.

This should be easy, which actress is 6 foot 5 inches and has a dick?

Marty Feldman

Gawd that's one ugly woman. Why? Just why? What's the point?

I wish them well on their mental health journey. It's never a good sign when someone has reached adulthood and is still preoccupied by these things.

Anjelica Huston but NOW not then.

I don't know who this person is? But my account is blocked by it. I returned the favor.

Lens.

The jokes write themselves for DL on this one.

Moore actually does look like Lens.

Ugly Betty

This ‘Funny Girl’

Mayim Bialik

Miss Figment Mendacia.

Beanie Feldstein

Audrey Hepburn

[quote]Which cis actress

BEA ARTHUR c'mon now

Lens

Get jaw surgery and shave it down for a more feminine appearance

Or just tweeze your damn eye brows.

Zandayo

I figured it out.

Dot-Marie Jones.

Lens Dunham. It's so obvious.

What she hopes we guess…

Holy shit are some of these trans people delusional. One of the comments is by a person who identifies as a "Diplomat for Tranistan". Their comment is that they themselves have been called "Charlize Theron". Do these people just make shit up?

R27

They're profoundly delusional.

Charlize Theron has a prototypical feminine face, small, oval and with a short jaw. No, you don't resemble Charlize Theron even on her worst day.

Thanks for the heads up r27, I just blocked the account

R30, seriously, I sometimes wonder if people like that are on drugs.

I makes them feel sexy to put this bullshit out into the universe.

I noticed them too r24– the Army vet with the Clark Kent chin!

Sorry, r27

More like Charlie McCarthy Theron.

I can't help but feel that the eyebrows are his little wink to us, letting us know that he's in on the joke. Apart from the eyebrows, he just looks like your run-of-the-mill very ugly "trans woman" (sorry, but it's true) but the eyebrows are so catastrophically, unnecessarily bad that you almost find yourself believing that they can only be a choice.

Like how that Oli London "transracial" guy always says something extra-dumb to let you know that it's all a load a crap.

Long jaw covered in three o'clock shadow, small, close-set eyes, receding hairline, ever so feminine.

I thought it's "actor" for everyone now.

Or is actor not feminine enough in a non binary way

Jaclyn Smith, no doubt.

R38, transgenders seem to use actress a bit. I'm thinking, for example, of "Abigail" Thorn, British YouTuber who refers to himself as an actress every other sentence.

Bob Hoskins, if you shave Moore first.

Person: You look like that actress in [italic]Riding the Bus With My Sister.[/italic]

Jaclyn: Andie MacDowell?!?! Do you really think so? Not to sound conceited, but I get compared to a young Andie MacDowell alllllll the time! Again, not to sound conceited, but I can totally see it.

Person: Yeah, sure. That’s the one.

Mayim Bialik, but after getting hit by a shovel

[quote] Jaclyn: Andie MacDowell?!?! Do you really think so? Not to sound conceited, but I get compared to a young Andie MacDowell alllllll the time! Again, not to sound conceited, but I can totally see it.

r42 This ugly beast needs a reality check.

R44 Jesus Christ.

My eyes, the schnoz, my eyes!

Every suggestion so far is light years above and beyond this ugliness.

[quote]I've now been stopped in public five separate times and asked if I've ever been told that I look like a particular cis actress.

Never happened.

Caitlyn Jenner

In the comments, someone guesses D'Arcy Carden, who played Janet on The Good Place. Moore says that is the correct answer.

The person who guessed correctly is Tannis Vallely, the former child actress from Head of the Class.

R3 lmao I see it

Ugh.

[quote]r1 Going by the eyebrows I'm going to say Brooke Shields.

How very dare you.

r45 For her to say she looks like Andy McDowell only confirms the stereotype that transfolk are self deluded and narcissistic.

"A young Andy McDowell?" Oh please. 🤣

Ernest Borgnine

I've never heard of this D'Arcy Carden before, but if I were her, I'd feel insulted!

Educating the people with gentle understanding:

Ha. Moore blocked me and I am better for it. Ugly and stupid that person is.

^Did you say something to get blocked or did you just end up on one of those blocklists like many people have said?

No idea. It helps to be blocked by jackasses

For the brief moment I had Twitter, I somehow ended up on someone's list even though I never actually said anything. It was kinda creepy that obviously just by me liking some tweet (and I never really got into anything too controversial), some weirdo decided to add me to a list.

Well, I never!

I stumbled on a maga chain cheering for musk. Musk hasn't purchased Twitter yet but maga is camped out waiting for the return of their king. I had to spend 30 minutes blocking those accounts. Strange, maga won't fuck off to truth social.

This one.

The actress Jim Carter?

There’s no such thing as a “cis” anything. That man in a dress is a complete narcissist and got hit hard by the ugly stick.

You really can't win with these nutters. The first tweet in the link at R56 shows someone engaging in the whole ritual of "Well, we don't actually know D'Arcy's gender identity" only for Moore to admonish the tweeter. There is literally nothing you can do that will ever be good enough for these power-hungry freaks.

Cissy Spacek?

R66, I think that's why my head hurts when I try and understand. Because a lot of what people are arguing doesn't necessarily make sense and is sometimes contradictory.

Never tell a straight man what to do, R56, especially when they're pretending to be a woman.

She seems VERY popular here, but I still don’t know who this woman is?

Oh dear, R61. Bea Arthur does look like a man in drag.

So ugly Tannis from Head of the Class is a handmaiden now? It figures, she'll do anything to be cool.

[quote]But also maybe don't come into a trans person's mentions while they're expressing joy

Why do they always say this as if a trans person is above reproach? My god, you can’t do that to a trans person. Are you a monster?

But also maybe don't come into a trans person's mentions

Fixed it.

R44/R53 gets an “A” for effort, bless her.

Trans joy.

R73, the tweeter apologized for her thoughtcrime:

[quote] I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to take away your joy

These people are extremely embarrassing to the human race.

Ohhhh I know I know!!!

Lena Dunham

He’s a liar. He would never remind me of a woman, but he does resemble an older Greek man I know.

And what a joy to discover I’m blocked!

How does this person know the actress is "cis"? How presumptuous! Fuck off, oppressor.

Also, he does kind of look like D'arcy Carden, but in the man-in-a-Halloween-costume sense.

Rossy de Palma has been compulsively refreshing this thread and breathing a sigh of relief each time. I'm sorry for breaking her streak.

R77, I'm so confused reading that exchange. I don't even understand what there is to apologize for? Probably because I don't have mentally unstable friends.

[quote] Why do they always say this as if a trans person is above reproach?

In this case I kinda see the point though. This bitch was feeling good about the way she looks, which, let's face it, is probably a feeling hard to come by for this person. Does that really need "reproaching?"

Damn he makes for one ugly-ass woman!

If this is true, I feel sorry for whoever the actress is to be compared to that ugly thing.

Come on. D'Arcy Carden isn't drop dead gorgeous or anything but at least give her more credit than that.

Alex I’ll take things that didn’t happen for a thousand.

Samara Morgan.

I know exactly which woman he looks like! Charlotte Clymer!

[quote]In this case I kinda see the point though. This bitch was feeling good about the way she looks, which, let's face it, is probably a feeling hard to come by for this person. Does that really need "reproaching?"

LOL no. The tweeter tried to play the 'everyone is stealth trans/NB/?" card to ingratiate themselves to Moore, which poured cold water on Moore's narcissistic claim that people were basically as if taking her for a "cis woman".

Point is, Moore won't be caught dead being likened to another trans/NB. No siree!

One reason I loathe social media (aside from DL of course), it gives a platform to these narcissists and lunatics.

It is interesting, because I've noticed people like Moore complain about "cis" people all the time - but yet they want to be confused for one, for validation.

They don't like gay men or lesbians - yet they often want us to fuck them. For validation.

It must be miserable. I really don't envy them.

Blister Cister

The one eating.

OP is the anti trans troll.

A lot of us are anti trans….delusion.

I think she looks like a garconanokin.

Lens!

Shelly Duvall in The Shining.

Jayne Mansfield c.1987

That hand maiden really doubling down, atR77 "you're both pretty women, regardless.." oh bitch, please. God every exchange is so fraught with timid ass-kissiness.

Definitely Lena Dunham

Dustin Diamond.

[quote]which cis actress

Just say “actress”. There are not subsets of of females.

^ yup, “cis” is not a thing. There are women and then there are trans “women”, aka cosplay women. Even trans women know they’re not actual women, because they still obsess over the “TRANS” bit (“I’m TRANS”).

But when we say "cis" we show them that we're compliant and go along with them.

I act like cis doesn’t exist. Like a cyst I don’t want to deal with.

Lainie Kazan?

Meanwhile D’Arcy is like fuck my life then.

Ha ha, yeah R112, poor D'arcy, what can you do when someone says that?