The UK’s new Prime Minister Rishi Sunak looks like he has a big dick

He's Indian.

I'm fairly sure he has a small dick.

In a survey of penis sizes around the world, Indians came in last, with the smallest dicks of all races.

He's only 5'7" tall. How big can it be?

How soon before Britain has ANOTHER Prime Minister?

If he admits to 5’7 then he’s really 5’5.

Two lentil beans beside an immature okra pod.

HUGE penis!!!!!

Most Arab men have nice dicks

Forget him. Why is the lady behind him wearing a mop on her head?

He started his press conference this morning by singing:

"There's a new guy in town, and he's feeling good! Gotta smile, gotta song for the neighborhood! Things are great when you stand on your own two feet And this guy's here to say... With some luck and love life's gonna be... So sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!"

Indian guys are not known for having massive dong.

[quote] I know he’s a Leader of the Conservative party over there and a trust fund baby, but hello.

I don't think he's a "trust fund baby."

It's his wife's family that are rich.

He just married into it.

That's why people are suspicious of him.

He will do their bidding.

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They may not be among the biggest ones in the world but I still love the visual appearance of Indian cocks - thick brown foreskins hiding juicy pink cockheads. When the prepuce retracts this color combo makes it look like a nice suckable lollipop.

My friend banged one. Indian had a pencil dick.

He also looks like he has a very strong smell-- maybe very good and maybe very bad. Pungent and overwhelming, is how it seems to me. Bear in mind, I've never met or even encountered him before.

How long will this PM last? Any predictions?

R13 🤢🤮

Short guys almost always have big dicks.

I had an Indian FB with a massive one so I'm not believing the rumors that Indians are small

[quote] Bear in mind, I've never met or even encountered him before.

Yes, but you know how he smells apparently.

Some Indians are small, some aren’t. Like all men. It’s about genetics, not race.

I've only ever been attracted to one Indian guy. But I'll admit that this one isn't entirely unattractive. His dopey features are kind of endearing.

Indian dick. Could be Rishi himself for all we know.

He looks so tiny in R2's pic..

I’ve only ever been with one Indian guy, and yes, his was small, but I saw his brothers by accident and his brothers was thick and juicy looking.

He’s only 5’7

delish r23!

He's straight.

Also, his cute wife is very wealthy.

Too bad he's a conservative cunt. He's physically quite beautiful to look at, in my opinion.

Small cock or not.

I wonder if it tastes like curry.

[quote] I wonder if it tastes like curry.

His ass certainly does!

One of the news reporters this morning said his wife's family has more money than the Royal family. Can this be true ?

His wife is a billionaire or her family...

i read she's richer than king charles.

There is no one, no one at all

Never has been and never will be a lover

Male or female

Who hasn't an eye on

In fact they rely on

Tricks they can try on their partner

They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them

Support them, promote them

Don't blame them, you're the same!

[quote]Could be Rishi himself for all we know.

yes, there are only a billion Indians

His ears are fucking enormous. Maybe that's a sign of his penile situation?

R36 Well, it's true.

Now, I learned that during my sorority years when I was dating Mr. Preston Bougainvillea. Lord, the teasing that boy put up with because of his ears. He had these long, floppy ears. Kind of like a basset hound. When he came to pick me up for our blind date, I couldn't believe it. He jumped out of the car, and ran up the walk, and bounded up on to the front porch, and I remember thinking, "He's gonna trip on those ears." But he didn't.

So there he stood before me introducing himself, and I don't know, I was still so stunned, I just kind of half-muttered a "Howdy-do" and he said, "I beg your pardon? I didn't hear you."

Well, I don't know what came over me, but I just blurted out, "Didn't hear me? I think you could pick up Radio Free Europe with those ears!"

And you know what he did? He laughed. Well, right then and there I started growing very fond of Mr. Preston Bougainvillea, and over the next several months we saw quite a lot of each other.

By the way, did you girls know that the size of a man's ears is directly proportionate to the size of his other... bodily organs?

Verificatia of sizemeat?

Tiny dick. I have never seen an Indian with large meat.

Indian men puzzle me. At least in America, having dealt with both FOB types and Indian-Americans. Lots of ego n not much to show for it in my experience (and I’m not “white” btw)

R40 not much to show for it? They’re some of the smartest people in this country and are usually very successful in the states.

^ I meant in the context of sex and hooking up. Ie, physical attributes, including but not limited to dick size. Having an outsized ego when your clothes are off, solely because you’re professionally successful, is exactly what I was getting at.

Indians are not a homogenous people. There are Indo-Aryans from the north, Dravidians from the south, and a mixture of the two after many centuries of internal migration. So you never know what you'll get when you get them out of their clothes.

I like musky man smell. You can’t shower it away. It’s hyper masculine.

R23 is Marjorie Taylor Greene

R43 please stop.

I've been with probably 7 or 8 South Asian men.

The Indian guys were somewhat average, but one definitely had a nice, big, thick one.

The two biggest South Asian guys I've been with - one was Pakistani, the other was Sri Lankan and he had a serious horsedick, shot a huge load. Sex with him was slightly awkward but also super amazing....he had no shyness and was verbal during sex and during orgasm in a way that I loved. The first 10 seconds of him cumming was more like his cock was pissing cum!

No bulge at all in sweat pants.

You guys fail to realize the reason you see bulge in gray sweatpants with the instahoes is because those guys either don’t wear underwear or wear underwear like boxers where their dicks are still free to bounce around.

If you wear a snug pair of briefs, you aren’t seeing much bulge.

I'll bet he has a large, thick bush, ungroomed. I'd still blow him down to his hilt.

I'd love to see his swollen hard dick....I bet it gets to be a beautiful shade of purply red when it's hard.

What is really hard to believe is how did an Indian become British Prime Minister. Did he bribe or blackmail some officials or involved in some shady backroom deal? Something is very fishy here.

Bumping this thread because I just watched Sunak's speech in Parliament on the Northern Ireland Protocol. I didn't pay attention to what he was saying (except to notice his lovely posh accent) because I was too busy admiring anew how handsome he is. He seems quite virile as well.

Rishi is short, yes, but he's awfully hot. Are there any shirtless pictures? I searched online, but all I found were pictures of a guy who looks like him dancing in Ibiza. Cute, but not the man in question. I remember seeing a picture where his shirt was open a few buttons, and he seemed hairy, which only adds to the sex appeal.

Any sexual rumors about him? Bulge pics?

His father-in-law is a billionaire. Sunak's own family is rich and he went to Winchester and Oxford.

so was it an arranged marriage?

and does he have a bit on the side?

"This thread is useless without pictures."

Alas, no nude pix - or even shirtless pix that I can find. Here's a photo of Sunak looking handsome and nerdy and well-tailored.

R56 he wouldn't dare!

I still don't get how an Indian is the the British Prime minister.

R18 So true.

Rishi...nice suckable foreskin among the crown jewels.

I’m told his secret desire is to butt fuck Prince Harry. I hear they FaceTime every night.

So glad I tuned in tonight. Petite guys do have big dicks

With all that money he never had those floppy ears pinned back.