Let's Be Profile Tidbits on MAGA's Own "The Right Stuff" Dating App

Sounds like "The Right Stuff" is mostly basement dwelling incels, surprise 😂

I'm the guy describing himself as an "alpha male"....who is actually a 300 pound incel livin' in mom's basement

^ You "alphas" really like to throw your weight around, don't you?

I'm Jen, the cute 20-something blonde who is probably a bot

Dick size will be described by the member’s hand size.

I'm the guy going on and on about masculinity....I am probably a deeply repressed Christian closet case

I'm the bot farm that will soon be flooding the app with thousands of "Tiffany" and "Madison" profiles to mine info from the benighted subscribers.

I'm the little guy whose profile picture is a blurry selfie of me and an arsenal of assault rifles

I'm the scripture verse.

The user who posts me has never read any part of the Bible.

^ Hi little Marco Rubio, been to any good foam parties?

I have carpal tunnel syndrome, but am unemployed. You figure it out.

I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene, looking for a new husband

I'm somebody's social security number and credit card details.

Of course it's not going off-shore to be used for identity theft and fraud. Why would that happen?

I'm the same guys who signed up for Parler and don't understand why there's a mysterious black SUV parked in front of my house ever since

No fats, no fees, no Blacks, no Asians, no wetbacks and no mongrels.

^ no fems

I just can't. I'm not clever enough to imitate real life.

[QUOTE]And if that wasn’t bad enough, others have claimed that various questions on the app’s registration page have put them in trouble with the FBI.

[QUOTE]One reviewer claimed that, after answering a question about the January 6th Capitol insurrection by right-wing groups, they were contacted by an FBI agent.

[QUOTE]“Seriously, what stunt are they trying to pull?? Whoever developed this has to be deep state setting us up,” the reviewer said.

I'm Matt Gaetz, hoping some of the "18-year-old" girls on the site turn out to be 15

^ This is my profile pic...

I'm the ad "The Right Stuff" is running

Did they publish the ratio? (I'm not clicking on pink news). It doesn't sound different from other dating platforms. Tinder is also basically only men. Also, what's assessed in Tinder statistics is gender not sex, so expect a couple of girl dicks.

I'm one of the actually real women on here. My filtered profile pic and my bible verse about needing a man to lead me still isn't getting any bites. I change my age from 44 to 39. Nothing. I start mentioning that I'm a mother to 3 kids under 10 and Bingo! Everyone gets in line. That religious scoutmaster seems good

It must be hard to find a guy to date for liberal women outside the cities. Rural and most suburban men are just about all like this.

I’m the Oakley sunglasses.

Worn year-round, dawn to dusk, with a maga hat, a Carhartt logo tshirt, and Old Navy jeans that sag considerably in the ass. There’s also a goatee, a gut, small feet and hands, and a tiny cock to round out the look. I drive a Ram 1500 that I cannot afford, aggressively. I openly mock liberals for being dependent on the government, yet my 3x divorced mom, a 35-year government employee, has lived within a half mile of me my entire life, and she still pays my truck insurance, my cell phone bill, and half my rent. My employment history is spotty, at best. Most jobs have been with small local businesses that pay poorly and manage people poorly. But they’re conservative like me, so I stick with ‘em. I work with a lot of Hispanic people who are really nice, and work way harder than me. They’re not stealing jobs-they actually just do the jobs I won’t do because I’m arrogant and proud. Marriage is sacred and between a man and woman, even though I’ve been married twice. And gays…don’t get me started on gays. Lesbians, too. Even though I watch a lot of lesbian and gay porn. I mean A LOT, man. I hate other races, especially blacks, and I hate college. Colleges are liberal cesspools. Ironically, I am obsessed with my state’s university football and basketball teams, made up of at least 65% black, male college students. You’ll find me cheering for these black college students every Saturday, and you’ll find me wearing that college’s team sweatshirts most weekends in the fall and winter. But yeah, I hate blacks and college for sure.

I tell everyone I’m looking for a thin, young, sweet, country girl with old-fashioned, conservative values. But I’ll settle for a fat, dumpy, older, controlling bitch who’s fucked a bunch of black and Hispanic guys (but would never admit she did), had multiple abortions (also won’t admit she did). It’ll take me a year to find her, and it won’t be on this amazing conservative dating app, but that’s ok. She’ll have a bible verse iPhone case, as well as regularly posting bible verses under sunset photos someone else took, on her Facebook page, but hasn’t been to church in 20 years. We’ll move in together within 2 months of meeting and will apply bible verse wall stickers over door frames, but will criticize liberals for their immoral lifestyles daily. She has 3 kids but the dads have primary custody. She don’t like to talk about it. But she’s going to get those kids back any day now. She’s never voted but she’s republican through and through because she believes in old fashioned, conservative values. Just like me. She will not stay longer in my life than the Oakley sunglasses.

I'm a bunch of blather about "supporting the troops" from a guy who never spent a single second in the military

I'm the cop. I've beaten every woman whose ever gotten within dick distance is me. I can smell a victim through the screen and this place is ripe with them.

I'm the dreaded disease known as tinymeat. I am reaching epidemic proportions here

I'm the long covid. Pretty much everyone here has it. Due to a "bad case of dounble pneumonia about a year ago".

I'm the four women who have joined this site. 2 of us are prostitutes, the other 2 are Lauren Boebert clones

I'm the wrinkly sun damaged stewed tomato titties. You can see us on all the men.

I'm Donald Trump, creating a profile under the name "John Barron"

I'm the guy who can't even talk about the weather without saying crazy shit like "I guess Biden turned off the weather machine for today, because it's a nice one".

I'm the QAnon freak. Let me tell you about how Tom Hanks and Oprah eat babies

I'm the guy you recognize from some gay porn from 1997. You are pretty sure the part of the faded tribal armband tattoo peaking out the sleeve of the thin blue line Punisher shirt confirms that it's a big fat stewed tomato tittied version of power bottom Rex Rogers.

I'm the ugly lady who doesn't want any mongrel raced men. My last name ends in a vowel

I'm the Taz tattoos and camo hunting jacket.

I'm the guy claiming to be a "cowboy"....but I've never been within a ten mile radius of a horse and I grew up in the burbs

I'm the gun rack in the back of the pick up truck that requires a fucking ladder in order to climb into the truck because of the comically oversized wheels. LDS.

Yee haw.

R37- And is in reality terrified of horses.

I'm goatee and Oakley sunglasses bought at a gas station.

I'm these guys, come get me, girls 😜

I'm the rant about "traditional marriage" and "traditional values"

I'm the tramps in the commercial, giggling about wanting a "traditional alpha male," but what I really mean is "I flunked out of community college and my ass is too lumpy for stripping, so I need some dude named Kevin to pay my bills while I dangle gash in front of him for 20 years."

I Russian gal who think about be the "mail-order bride", I busy to scan profiles.

[scans]

Maybe me find Chinese husband instead.

I'm Donald Trump, looking for wife #4 now that Melania is old

I'm the Harley in the profile pic. He hasn't ridden me since the anal fissure

[quote]I'm the four women who have joined this site. 2 of us are prostitutes, the other 2 are Lauren Boebert clones

What a convoluted way to say "All 4 of us are prostitutes," R29!

I'm a closeted, self-loathing gay. This site turned out to be all-male anyway, so it's working out well for me

I'm the guys who inevitably describe themselves as Christians and Patriots

I'm Peter Thiel, taking the 💰 of gullible straight homophobes

I'm Peter Thiel. Out for blood. Seriously, I need blood. How come all of you are such garbage? With garbage blood?

I'm yet another failure for the far Right "alpha male". I even told my mama that I would be bringin' a sweet young thing to Thanksgiving dinner to meet her! It makes me SO ANGRY! If I can't be successful and have a tight, young hottie who does exactly as I tell her, then NO ONE GETS THEM!

I'm the floozy who comes right out and tells people she wants a man to "take charge" in life.

I want Kyle to beat me, just like my dad!

We're the preponderance of those male subscribers named "Dalton," and from Arizona and elsewhere too.

R54 Dalton never shuts up about hard work, and being better than "those lazy Mexicans."

Dalton "works" at his dad's used car lot, watching porn in the sales office and bombing around town in customers' cars dropped off for oil changes.

Let’s just say the average meat on there is mediocre and half covered by pubic pad. And don’t get me started on the neck beards!

I’m trynna get with jill yo that tidbit

I festoon my profile with WW1WGA🦅 ⭐️ ⭐️ (Qanon hieroglyphics) so all the babes see I know what America stands for: keeping communists away from my guns.

“My body, my choices. My guns, my god. If you went to college, your a libral.”

I identify as a "patriot".....even though I wanted to overturn the election because I didn't like the results

I identify as "Christian".....even though I never act in a remotely Christ-like fashion

I'm advertising myself as a "pureblood".

I’m the passé “beachy-waves” hair and vocal fry of every actress in the promo. I make the word Democrat sound like the opening of a crypt, which smells suspiciously like my yoni.

I'm the 20 seconds of lame sex Kevin will pump into you after the Trump rally.

That's what obesity, binge drinking, Copenhagen dip, and fragile masculinity will do to a man.

This guy won't be dating (a female, anyway).

I'm the avatar image of a poorly rendered Calvin peeing on Obama.

R65 I'm the poorly rendered racist caricatures of Obama that make R65 look like a Disney film.