My Massive Cock (new UK Channel 4 documentary)

Are you North troll?

It's uncomfortable sometimes but I don't really suffer.

'too large for love'

I suffer, honey, but not from that.

Watching!

When will this air in the US? Asking for a friend…

Tiny meat!

R6 Channel 4's programs are always available after airing on the All 4 website.

So you could probably just login with a UK VPN and watch it there.

LPSG: The Movie

Will there be a "My Massive Vagina" show?

Unsure how watchable this will be if they insist on censoring. Verificatia is not accomplished by measuring a black box

Is there a GoFundMe?

Does everyone's favorite humblebragger Jonah Falcon make an appearance?

It's in the UK. They don't have to censor this kind of stuff.

The Channel 4 documentary Me & My Penis showed erect penises which left some viewers 'horrified'

On straight after is the debut of the UK series “My Massive Cockup” starring ex-PM Liz Truss and the whole Tory party.

Pics?

one suffers with it more when they're young and not fully conscious of their body nor people's reactions to it nor prepared for the kind of attention it attracts from both adult men and women. People are concerned about the men, of course, but even mosts feminists will exclaim it's a boy's dream to be molested, groped, assaulted by a female.

And some scenarios, it's not unlike when girls develop large breasts at an early age. . . on the other extreme, you have the anti-sex brigade that assumes you're more sexual because of it. Also, whether it's guys' junk or girls' tits. . . gym uniforms, especially school regulated swimwear, never fit quite right. Involved in any sport where the uniform is spandex? you'll become a porn star overnight from your first meet.

Don't they (Channel 4) do a documentary on this every five or so years?

And yes, there is the customary appearance by Jonah Falcon, looking more and more disheveled each time, making new ridiculous claims about himself, and of course parading around in spandex pants trying to reclaim whatever joy he felt when he was once young and by his account "a club kid."

He thought his dick was his ticket to fame. And it was. But fame turned out to be disappointing and fleeting.

Does this mean I’ll be getting a Channel 4 documentary too?

Tomorr ow night I go to South, there was that time, and South different from North is. Men of medium dicks , But sometimes maybe of big. All is some times there in South. I dont know but some in South like I

R19 Yes, they often trade on the 'shock value' of such documentaries. So I suppose it's fitting that they create a new one to celebrate their 25th anniversary.

Is that the same two dicked guy that has an asshole that looks like a nuclear bomb went off in it?

George Clooney to Michael Fassbender:

😬😬😬

[quote]Will there be a "My Massive Vagina" show?

Sorry, but Bea Arthur is dead.

Did they actually interview any guys besides Falcon?

Would it be possible to have an easily accessible link or two to click on and Voila! to see these massive monsters?

That's pedestrian.

I'm waiting for the next installment, "My Tragic Teeth"

And then Matthew Perry's "My Busted Colon."

It’s on now. There’s this one skinny little 22 year old guy with the most ridiculously huge cock.

Channel 4 showed a woman’s cock on Friday night.

Cock cock cock

Has he started doing porn yet R31?

R31 Yeah he was skinny and short (I think he said 5'6") with a massive cock.

I thought some of them were a bit hypocritical when they were saying things like: "people don't focus on me, only my big dick" but then they volunteer to be on a show called "My Massive Cock".

There was also a guy who said he wasn't an exhibitionist while he had just swam in a lake with a skimpy thong that showed off his very long swinging dick.

[Quote]suffer

OP seems to have lost his way.

Oh god R35, that guy in the thong! I *cackled* when I saw that. He was bleating about being objectified and then he wears that thing to go for a swim.

R37 True, but I wouldn't be surprised if the documentary makers 'suggested' the thong to him. I find it hard to believe he actually swims in that normally.

The 'YouTuber' has released a video recently where he said he filmed lots of footage for the programme that wasn't used. I haven't seen it all, but the general feeling of his video was that Channle 4 had hoodwinked him slightly.

Yes, I agree it's very likely he was persuaded to wear it. But given his whole attitude to his dick (wanting a reduction) I'm still surprised he agreed to do it.

Sizemeat stress. Truly a first world problem!

Didn't they do a documentary a couple years back with the woman who has two actual vaginas? Or maybe that was just a Daily Fail article.

R39 I'm not he was serious about the reduction. I expect the documentary makers asked him if he'd go along to a filmed appointment for penis reduction and he agreed. After all, he decided against the surgery, so I suspect it was never a real prospect.

The skinny guy is so cute

God bless the U.K. and their uninhibited TV.

Probably not as "fun" as we'd imagine it to be.

The young skinny guy really had a massive cock - he created his own dildo of it (you don't see any of the cocks hard, even on Channel 4) and it was so thick. It was really weird how his 'friends' constantly sent him cards featuring photos of his own cock though.

The girth of that dildo when he put it on the table in the pub! And he's such a little guy.

The review in the Guardian today pointed out that his cock probably weighs more than the rest of him.

Anyone have a link to the show?

R48 Link below. If you're outside the UK, you'd presumably need to use a UK VPN.

One was a YouTuber then we already know which one will be doing porn soon.

Poor bastards

Did he make a big announcement about it on his YouTube channel?

Will we get this show on PBS?

Wow!

I have taken it upon myself to comfort as many of these poor traumatized men as I can find.

Are the all uncut (I hope)?

R43 yeah, his name is Joe, he is lovely, beautiful irregardless of his cock size, he's so delicate and slim, very attractive

[quote]irregardless

Oh, dear.

The documentary features someone named Big Andy Lee...

Of course, there'd be at least one nasty porn skank in the bunch.

The link at R54 is ad/sign up blocked, is there a way around it?

There are dozens of them that you can watch uncensored on Chaturbate. I'm not sure why but next to Columbia, the UK has some of the biggest cocks on CB. None of them complain about size, they all seem quite proud of it and are eager to share. The younger ones can hold an erection but the guys over 30 seem to have a problem keeping it up until they meet their goal and cum. I was watching one yesterday he had almost 2000 viewers and a huge smile the entire time he was on. I haven't seen the Chan 4 doc but I remember reading an article in a British online new site about over endowed men and their plight.

[quote]I'm not sure why but next to Columbia, the UK has some of the biggest cocks on CB.

I don't recall seeing any Ivy Leaguers on Chaturbate.

R58 I'm not convinced there should be a comma in "Oh dear".

I realise being pedantic with a pedant is a dangerous course of action, but it shows my confidence in my opinion is high.

I hope they have Transmen representation on this show!

[quote] I'm not convinced there should be a comma in "Oh dear".

Oh, dear. (I wouldn't type "Oh, dear" without one.)

Dad!

R66 I was right!

When I'm edging and get interrupted, I just tie a knot in it to remind me where I left off.

I can't wait for the follow-up: My Cavernous Twat

[quote]I can't wait for the follow-up: My Cavernous Twat

Starring Bonnie, the size queen in this episode. She was a real piece of work.

R56. Hope so too. Perfectly intact all the way.

Joe is adorable.

Are they honestly expecting people to feel any kind of genuine pity for them?

I mean..that kid lost out on a job because they thought he had an erection and he seemed like a nice guy. That deserves sympathy.

Which one, and what kind of job was he applying for?