Why are Ralph Macchio's offspring so fucking ugly?

I was thinking the same thing! He was on 'The View' yesterday pushing his memoir, and they showed a photo of his family. I was curious if his kids were adopted. Or did they just inherit the 'ugly genes' ?

Ralph Macchio is a genetic mystery himself. He only hit puberty in his 30s. I have a weird suspicion that the kids aren't actually his.

They're cute.

How can Ralph Macchio be 60?

They're both good looking. His son is a cute nerd. What are you talking about?

The daughter isn’t bad.

The girl is attractive, and the son would be cute with contacts (or at least better and less dated glasses).

Didn't the daughter get a small acting role on Cobra Kai?

They’re fine, but I’m not sure about Ralph’s rug.

Macchio's kind of odd-looking himself (the hairpiece isn't helping) and I think the daughter in particular favors him, but with a longer face.

r5 while I'd agree, Daniel is more fuckable than his father.. and cute in a geeky way but it does make him appear much older than his age. While the daughter would be considered hot by most str8 guy standards, she does have a bit of fish face.

Plus both parents were considered more attractive (7 or higher) in their teens and young adulthood. so, the expectation would be their children would jump a few points to ultimate hotness...

The children are a rare blend of their parents. . . you can see an equal application of their features in both children. So, one can argue that two attractive people usually make "ugly" kids.

it's better to have one parent that is a 7 or higher on the attractive (0-10) scale and one parent 6 or below to reach 7 or higher.. lest two ugly or attractive parents tend to lead to kids with disorted features.

r4 you're old, old, old..

R11

You're dumb, dumb, dumb.

[quote] it's better to have one parent that is a 7 or higher on the attractive (0-10) scale and one parent 6 or below to reach 7 or higher.. lest two ugly or attractive parents tend to lead to kids with disorted features.

I'm so glad I do not live in your confused tiny head. It must be an appalling place to be.

That is just plain-looking. Fucking ugly are Trump, McConnell, Putin, Ghouliani, etc.

Why does his son look older than him?

In the Medical community...

this is known as the "Willis Girls Syndrome"

It's very unfortunate and takes dozens of cosmetic surgeries to correct.

I really, really hate it when people call others ugly. I know that won't go over well with the cunts on here, but there it is.

R17

Same for calling people old.

Are they adopted? I thought maybe his wife was ugly but she seems to be decent looking. The kids just don't look like either of them or each other.

R13

Yes. That "analysis" was extremely bizarre.

You seem like a very nice person, OP. And I bet you’re very handsome.

I knew an unattractive couple both inside and out, and they produced the most beautiful daughters—just stunning. They didn’t look anything like their parents save their blond hair.