Bobby Cannavale

"I bet when his python gets hard he pounds her puss like a speedbag at the gym."

Gross, why are you so invested in his straight sex life? I doubt straights write about NPH's sex life in such a gross, graphic way

I’ve wanted to fuck him since I saw him on Oz when I was a teenager.

Fuck off OP.

He's my damn DL husband.

He’s gotten old and lost his hot. Def do not better with age. Looked like shit in that word Hulu series where he was fucking Melissa McCarthy.

*DEFFO not, I mean.

OP’s hot pic is from 2015. Here he was in a more recent project

He was sex on a stick in Boardwalk Empire

[quotes] Gross, why are you so invested in his straight sex life?

Seriously, OP, how dare you not running your likings and your post by r1 first? Your standards mean nothing if they aren't pre-approved by r1.

Yeah, that double chin is so hot.

Always found him AF.

What happened to the son who was seemingly about to go full-on porn at one point?

He was so cute on Will & Grace.

He may be a tad worn around the edges,but hes still got that machismo that makes my mussy drip like a window unit in a trailer in Fl in the summer !

He is gorgeous, but I found him looking worse for wear in The Watcher—he was too thin. This happens naturally with age I suppose, but his face looked saggy and haggard without a little extra fat.

r1 you've clearly never watched straight porn just to see a hot straight guy fuck. NPH is NOT the gay equivalent of Bobby Cannavale lol. You're obviously a very old straight woman.

I wish you all wouldn’t have scared his son away from Onlyfans. There was a pearl clutchibg thread on here and the next thing you know, he went inactive. CUM BACK JAKE!!

R4 Completely agree with you. He was hot when he was young and raw and unpolished and had bad teeth. Now he is Mr. Hollywood (although he and Rose live in Brooklyn). No one ever mentions this around here but his actor son (with Jenny Lumet)—the one who was on Nurse Jackie—is Lena Horne’s great grandson…and Sidney Lumet’s grandson, while we’re at it.

I think the son's OF didn't just go inactive. He was clearly in a mental crisis. The parents probably dragged him into medical care.

That thread was awesome, R15. Some of us even subscribed to Jake's OnlyFans and shared pictures and posts in that thread.

Jake's a druggy mess and probably ruined all chances of him ever returning to The Mandalorian when he went on a rant about how the new Star Wars films sucked.

Apart from his looks, and whether or not he's too scrawny or too old or still hot or not, can we acknowledge that he's really a very fine actor?

I've never found him particularly attractive personally, but to me he's always been a very watchable performer. In roles where he needs to command the screen, he really commands the screen. And when he needs to be more low-key, he does that very well too.

He also seems to make mostly good script choices. Of course, I haven't seen everything he's ever done, but I can't think of anything he's been in that I didn't enjoy.

Baby Bobby!

Bobby, baby!

I liked him in boardwalk empire but he played it too serious in The Watcher. I do not care for his partner Rose Byrne.

I didn't know he had a gap in his teeth back in the day until seeing that tweet from R20. I like his natural teeth better than the veneers he has now.

The wife Rose is a shrew and a harpy and a terrible actress who should be deported back to Australia.

He's sexy and talented but did get his start getting hired by first wife Jenny's Lumet's father Sidney Lumet.

That kind of door opening helps a LOT!

Nice Cock, Funky Spunk!

Does anybody have a link to that Jake Cannavale thread? Doesn't come up in the search.

[quote]I bet when his python gets hard he pounds her puss like a speedbag at the gym

He’s old. Nobody’s fucking anybody in that house.

[quote]Does anybody have a link to that Jake Cannavale thread? Doesn't come up in the search

I think this it it? A Google search usually works better for older threads than a DL search

Been there, done him.