Did you ever have wet dreams?

I've never had one.

I wish I had never read op’s post because it was neither stimulating or titillating.

If I'd made one up, R2, you'd be shrieking "0/10".

And I thought it was kind of cool to have a wet dream that I was masturbating. With the benefit of new terms that we didn't have WAY back then, it was kind of meta!

I've never had one either.

I had an unexpected one in my mid-30s. Came as quite a surprise to me (no pun intended) after something like a decade had passed since the last one.

Wet dreams still -- No

Morning wood still some mornings -- Yes

I remember my first one. I was 12 spending the summer with my grandparents and woke up one night spewing this strange substance everywhere. I was completely naive as as my parents hadn't had "the talk" with me yet so was totally unprepared for something other than urine to emerge from my penis. I panicked at first but as this continued for weeks afterwards whenever I thought of naked people, I figured this must be puberty and went back to my meatballs.

I’ve had wet dreams before. When you go through a period of nofap and not having sex long enough, they start to happen.

I’m in a period like that right now so I look forward to them.

Wow, I can't believe you only had two total. I used to have them all the time in my teens and twenties and it was hardly from a lack of fapping!

I have juicy dreams

Nope, always wake up right before

I had them regularly when I was a teen. My folks never mentioned it. And I was embarrassed because I had permanent stains on my pajamas hanging out on the clothesline.

^ the Loneliest Runner

Never.

Constantly.

Same as r11. If I have a sex dream I wake up just as it is getting good.

Had several in my teens and early 20s. I was always a good, long shooter with a big load, but damn, when I had wet dreams, I woke up covered in the biggest mess of gooey jizz all over the place.

It was embarrassing living at home and waking up with me and my sheets covered in cum I cleaned up the best I could, but my mother must have known when she did the laundry.

Not once.

You made you're mother wash your jizz-covered sheets? I would have been motivated to learn how to do my own laundry pretty quickly.

I always changed the sheets and my underwear and put them in the washer.

But I did not stay up long enough to put them in the dryer.

So that was the “tell”.

I'd have them a lot.

Unlike R11 and R16, I would usually wake up just as I was about to cum, but too late to stop it. Gave me a chance to grab whatever clothes were on the floor to use as a cum rag so I didn't usually have to deal with soiled sheets.

After dark confession: I'm a fifty-six year old man & I've never had a wet dream, my dreams are either scary or silly.