Hottie Sam Mikulak

[quote]while hocking male body wash

Unless he's taking it to a pawn shop, the word you were looking for is HAWKING.

WHORE!!!!

I've always liked this hottie. It's a shame he always choked when it mattered... in competition, I mean.

He seems very short.

R4, he is short like most gymnasts. I've met him. He's super nice and has huge biceps.

Very cute!

Heard he has a big bush. I’d like it to tickle my nose while he’s in my throat.

Nice nipples to chew on, too.

he broke up with his fiancée fairly recently... I wonder if it's because he figured out he's gay

No, I am sure he isn't gay. I know he's had issues with depression.

It's called BALL WASH lol?

Gorgeous face and body, asinine tattoos. He must be mentally challenged.

I think it was shortly after he broke up with his fiancé that people were egging him on social media to be the next Bachelor. One of his friends (not Gary) talked him out of it.

I’ve had a crush on him forever. It’s the vampire teeth.

I also wonder if he’s closeted or just super sexless. I remember being shocked he and his fiancée split, but then he went down a hole of “love is love / no human is illegal” IG mantras. And when straight guys post stuff like that I imagine they don’t have cocks.

That commercial isn't very sexy IMHO.

r14

thanks... I do remember him putting a lot of things like that on social media... that's why I wondered if he had realized something about himself

The guy's only had relationships with women, so that makes him gay. LOL.

Olympians competed nude at one time. Women were no allowed to see them, that didn't bother me at all.

If only Sam could do it today...

[quote]He seems very short.

All gymnasts are.

I admit it. Given the chance to spend some time alone with Mikulak, I'd contort him into all kinds of positions and gave every skin cell he has the proper attention it deserves. Body hair, too.

Come at me Sammie! I'm ready when you are.

Gymnasts manscape super smooth before a competition, but they'll leave their underarm hair untouched. Go figure? I heard Sam had a thick bush in high school.

R21, I watch a lot of gymnastics. Most guys shave their armpits, too.

I want him in me, quite deeply.

He's got some nice tackle, but I've seen better.

r22

they shave their arm pits because it would get ripped off on the parallel bars

Alex Naddour, 2016 U. S. Olympic gymnastics team.

Max Whitlock, 2016 British Olympic gymnastics team.

Artur Dalaloyan, 2022 Russian Olympic gymnastics team.

I meant 2021.....

Sam, 2021 Tokyo Olympics.

Sam’s pits runneth over

Given the amount of Sam's underarm hair, I imagine he is naturally extra bushy downstairs.

R2 Americans also hock when they forcefully spit out (something, such as phlegm).

R32 He needs to trim that carpet, crikey!

Exclaimed Tom, as he bent over and presented hairless hole.