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Ed Sheeran gives Sam Smith a 6 foot marble penis! Whatever does this mean?

“Well, I want to turn it into a fountain, which I think will be hard to do,” said Smith.

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by Anonymousreply 18October 14, 2022 2:39 PM

It’s insulting that he gives a nonstraight person a vulgar gift. Does he give heterosexual men vaginas?

by Anonymousreply 1October 14, 2022 11:43 AM

r1Just stop it.

by Anonymousreply 2October 14, 2022 12:59 PM

r1 Just stop it.

by Anonymousreply 3October 14, 2022 1:00 PM

He gave one to Elton John too.

by Anonymousreply 4October 14, 2022 1:19 PM

Where's MY 6 foot marble penis!

by Anonymousreply 5October 14, 2022 1:21 PM

Sam will try it out first and decide it's too small and stick it in a corner to use as a coat rack.

by Anonymousreply 6October 14, 2022 1:24 PM

Hee hee hee, penis, hee hee hee

Don’t tell teacher I just said penis

Hee hee hee

by Anonymousreply 7October 14, 2022 1:24 PM

Insulting

by Anonymousreply 8October 14, 2022 1:29 PM

R8 I agree, it's like Eminem giving Elton and David diamond cock rings as a wedding gift.

by Anonymousreply 9October 14, 2022 1:38 PM

Exactly. It connotes gay men as sex addicts and sex freaks. Bottoms too.

by Anonymousreply 10October 14, 2022 1:44 PM

R9 Did Eminem actually do that??? Indeed insulting.

by Anonymousreply 11October 14, 2022 1:51 PM

He did

by Anonymousreply 12October 14, 2022 1:54 PM

If anyone gave me something like that, just because I was gay, they’d spend the rest of the week trying to dislodge it from their own ass.

by Anonymousreply 13October 14, 2022 1:58 PM

[quote]It’s insulting that he gives a nonstraight person a vulgar gift.

If there's anything you're an expert on, Edwwin, it's vulgarity.

by Anonymousreply 14October 14, 2022 1:59 PM

R10 but Sam Smith isn't a gay man or a he. They is a they.

So that's alright then.

by Anonymousreply 15October 14, 2022 2:06 PM

Homophobic gift

by Anonymousreply 16October 14, 2022 2:07 PM

I don't know who Sam Smith is but Ed Sheeran is an ugly trolll.

by Anonymousreply 17October 14, 2022 2:16 PM

Disgusting

by Anonymousreply 18October 14, 2022 2:39 PM
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