Pelosi: I’m Going to Punch Trump Out

Secret service aside, Nancy could easily punch the fat bastard out. Hell even a five year old could.

We're talking about a coward who dodged serving our country by claiming to have (non-existent) bone spurs.

Awww r1 is sad that Nancy beat up Donny.

R1 Davida, your ugly shoes were ruined over ten years ago. Let it go.

Speaker Pelosi would have snatched him bald!

R5 Total wig snatch! Epic!

I think she enjoyed batting Trump around and fucking him up verbally. He hated her.

Remember when she called him morbidly obese?

I'd imagine the Pelosi v. Trump fight would look a lot like this.

Fucking love this.

"How can anyone like that Cuntasaurus. She is just AWFUL. I mean really bad, she and her Democraps have literally destroyed America since 2020"

Hey, Trumpanzee, it was Trump who destroyed America

Nancy could definitely bust Donald's balls, if she can find them underneath all that obese orange blubber...

Don't engage, r10...

[quote]if she can find them underneath all that obese orange blubber...

The aim of her stiletto heel is sure and swift, r11.

Is she encouraging violence? Oh if it’s her it’s ok. If it’s from other people you all would be up in arms!

Troll at least a *little* bit better, r14. I mean...c'mon...

Well, she IS Italian, after all.

It's like that time Jill Biden nearly cold-cocked that hippie broad who tried to grab Joe at a rally, and the spokesperson simply shrugged and said "Yep. Jill's a Philly girl."

Nonnas raised on the East Coast do not mess around.

Threatening to wring your neck or kill you is just called Catholic parenting.

Another favorite is threatening to die and "haunt you forever" over some disgrace you're bringing to the family.

QUEEN!

GOOOOO NANCY!!

Nancy is the speaker of the house and is not very dignified or professional. Her job is to serve the people of the US and we don't need her divisive theatrics.

Get him, girl...

That's our Nancy...

It was a pleasure to block trump at R1 into fucking oblivion.

R14 eats the corn from his trumps watery shit.

Pelosi has a strong pimp hand

^ That's awful 😂

Don’t fuck with an italian girl.

That's our Nancy! What did she say, "If he comes here (meaning if he comes to the Capitol) I'm going to punch him and I'll get arrested and I'll be happy."

Much love for our Speaker of the House.

I don't support many of Nancy's policies but she shows intelligence and courage here under great stress. Pence also acted well. Trump clearly needs to be in jail for this.

[quote]Nancy is the speaker of the house and is not very dignified or professional.

Yeah, how dare she not be dignified and professional while the Capitol and the U.S. Constitution are under attack thanks to the president and his insurgent supporters.

Yikes.

When Pelosi says "I'm gonna punch him out," what's in her heart is, "I'm gonna shank that fat motherfucker, slaughter that disgusting old pig, make his guts into sausage."

Time to redefine "a Nancy" as a no-bullshit badass.

R30, she was absolutely dignified and professional the entire time, except for when she referenced Dump and that asshole ceased deserving any respect or modicum many, many years ago.

Slap his Face！Slap his face VICIOUSLY!

[quote] Remember when she called him morbidly obese?

One of my favorite moments in the Trump years! The way she said it was hilarious!

A lot of times folks say this and you know they are bullshitting. For some reason, I believe she would have.

New video from Jan. 6 shows Nancy Pelosi vow to ‘punch’ Trump if he marches on Capitol

Wanna bet trump would cry like a little bitch baby after Nancy's first strike?

What kind of name is "Snejana Farberov"?

Yes r37. Yes he would.

And the stench of shit that would fill the room would be enough to cause even Erna to blanch.

Snejana Farberov"? They are not even trying to hide.

Nancy probably weighs one-third of what the lardass weighs, and yet my money’s still on her in this fight.

[quote]I don't support many of Nancy's policies

"Many", r29? Specifically which ones?

Colbert...

Deplorables delivering prim lectures about [bold]iNcIViLiTy[/bold] never fails to amuse.

Especially since the Repugs were being so very civil themselves on 1/6

But you know how this works. Repugs trying to kill Pence and others = good

Pelosi responding by wanting to punch the instigator = bad

They are inherently hypocritical. It’s baked into their ideology.

[quote] It’s baked into their ideology.

And they all have soggy bottoms.

[quote]They are inherently hypocritical. It’s baked into their ideology.

More than hypocritical, they're supremacist, white and otherwise. They may do whatever they want without impunity, but others can't because they're inferior.

My money is on Pelosi every fucking time

Pelosi is so full of Botox, how can she open her mouth?

[quote]Remember when she called him morbidly obese?

Remember when she called him a conflabulator? She pretended she didn’t know the word was confabulator.

🎶"Mama said knock you out! "

"Nah, baby, step aside; Mama's got this!" President-For-The-Day, Nancy Pelosi said calmly.

Remember this?

"My money is on Pelosi every fucking time."

Smart man.

All Nancy would have to do is land a solid left-hook on Trump and he'd run away screaming for his lawyers because that's what pussy boys like Trump do.

Fashion icon

can't forget r52 😂 😂 😂

She's a rich, older lady with good fashion sense. Trump wasn't her first rodeo.

He would say something like this:

[Quote]Just found out that Vodka-Dentures Nancy Pelosi is making yet another typically loser-like and pathetic attempt at keeping this four time Nobel Peace Prize nominee out of office!

[Quote]Does she even know where she is when she isn't reeling drunk in public, which she never is not? This feeble desperate embarrassing mess of a clown show is destined to fail! Sad!

Even if trump was incarcerated...I think he would still be an influence. Somehow he would make himself known and spew his hateful messages.

Fapping.

Love that ballsy cagna!

R58 He would be scrawling disses on toilet paper rolls and throwing them over the exercise yard fence.

R59 He gets away with EVERYTHING!

To be beaten up by a woman, preferably with his wig snatched off his head, would be the most appropriate for this old fart.

He'll always try to make trouble and chaos.

She sure can outsmart him verbally and strategically....but then, that's not hard..lol.

I hope she punches out Elon Musk, too.

Dude has to pay bigly to have a woman touch him, r63. Melanie is passed middle age, she's old.