What are examples of our own special "Datalounge language"?

MARY!!!!!

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Vivian Vance

Has Susan Dey commented?

G. owns this thread

Verificatia!

[quote] Verificatia!

As well as sizemeat.

Editor=Webmistress=Muriel

Cagemeat, eldergay and gayling.

Surprise anal: something special and beautiful

Punch and delete.

'OP is worse than Hitler' is a suitable phrase to use to refer to a poster who didn't search for a thread, thereby starting a superfluous second one.

Hooterville Twins...Chastens Social Media Toys.........The Buttigieg Offspring.

Fat whore: a charming term of endearment

A caftan never goes out of fashion and is essential when presenting hole.

Die in a grease fire!

Mary!

cak and graxy

WHET

Move it along, toots.

BEARKING

oh, dear!

To feed the cat, Rose.

Kill it with fire!

Jackie on assistance.

The Diana death squeal

*kisses doll*

oh, fank you!

From space, Rose

Smelling cookies

Kick in the cuntbone

Dollface - cute animal doing something cute.

He sho is ugly! ~ Shug Avery

Princess Lee

Mrs. Patrica Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, Colorado

Troll = “you expressed an opinion I don’t like”

Republican = “only extreme far left loonies count as Democrats”

White men = “I’m a white guy pretending not to be white so I can play victim”

[quote]Things like how we use "troll" to mean someone fixated on a subject instead of a harassing poster.

"we" use "troll" WAAAAY too much...usually to stifle opinion.

"stunning and brave"

Lens

Anne He he

Hetero-Normative. I 100% believe DL came up with that before anyone else.

This thread is useless without pictures.

"We" troll - ALERT!

Huge pussyhound. Voted for Bush.

WHET for "Whatever Happened To"

Pron.

[quote]Huge pussyhound. Voted for Bush.

I think that was: huge pussyhound, big Bush supporter.

Sad, last days!

Oh, wonderful. The monthly airing of the cliches.

I think one of the best things about DataLounge is how we refuse to vilify a HOT man who might have (allegedly) killed someone. No other website does that. DL gets it. We understand that your hotness must be stressful. We do not hold a little thing like homicide against you. Unless you kill an even hotter guy. Then you're on your own--and even then DL will have to debate about it....LoL

Cunt, cunting, cuntery, cuntitude, all the varieties of cunt, and they can be pejorative, admiring or sometimes both.

Lens Dunham

No, R15, bearking is not part of our own special language

The DL family favorite. "Present hole."

CUNT

(How many of you keep accidentally almost using this in real life conversation?)

Jandra

An amusing mispronounciation of "genre" first brought to our attention by some guy on American Idol. I believe his name was "Ace" but I'm not sure I correctly remember that.

Dat's da' suck job!

DL favourite Brooklyn Seacow

On the spectrum

Dead eyes

This is probably a good thread to ask: what is the origin here of "smelling cookies"?

Christ. Do you ever think you might have too much time on your hands girls?

Sarah twirling her vagina cape.

It’s not used nearly as often, but “beringedness”.

I saw a photo of an actress wearing many many rings (maybe it was Johnny Depp, now that I think about it(, and you fat whores popped into my head.

Bless Sarah's heart. That pic never fails to make me giggle - but I feel warmly towards her too.

Yes, Sarah is adorable.

Graxy

Lens Dunhan

WHET

Marta Plipton

Anne He he

Yellow-skinned dancer

Beanie Feldstein

Helen Lawson

Shit-purse

Crotch fruit or my personal favorite, crotch droppings.

Hump trophies

Oh dear, Sebastian fucking Croft.

Stefonknee

I once had a dear friend with her own special language, and then she died.

Cockgobbler.

Senatrice.

Jiiiiiimmmmmy!

‘GURL/GURLS’ to refer to feisty festive fabulous Gay Bois

I think this usage is specific to DL only

Gurl on DL = an actual girl, a gay man and even a str8 man, sometimes.

Girl = an actual girl, NEVER a gay man.

I want him in me deeply.

[quote] Mrs. Patrica Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, Colorado

No, it's "Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, Formerly of Boulder, CO."

I miss "gayer than an Ungaro Spring frock".

I like the DL definition of "troll."

Is that especially DL, R64?

Jenny beans 🐾

R60: whenever I see the word ‘Gurl/Gurls’ here on DL, my mind always conjures up a gaggle of Happy Gays, like this

^ oops something went wrong

Shopbottom

Bottomiest bottom who ever bottomed

And one from the distant past that I always liked: Ribbon clerk, for someone who likely works at the ribbon counter at Macy’s

Prancing ponies

"It's once around the garden, not fall harvest".

This is a statement that is appropriate to direct at someone who is taking far too much food at a buffet type of eating event.

Separate but related: If you encounter such a person online, an appropriate comment is to state that the person "types fat"

[Fill in the blank] is DEAD to me!

"AUTUMN" harvest

If memory serves, R45, there was a thread years ago asking the telltale signs of gayness. Someone commented that gay men consistently maintain the facial expression of someone who's smelling freshly baked cookies.

AnnE Hathaway

Erika Sleestack

My pussy stinks!

Cod poached in a prune and tomato coulis. It's practically the national dish of Datalounge.

Thanks R74. That's kinda a cute image.

A more direct term is gay face.

I have had sufficient.

Been here over twenty years. Here are a few from the past.

Freeper

Nostferatu (predictor of the future)

Blatinio Husbear

ILHS

Why are straight me so stupid?

Uncle Bottom

[quote]I want him in me deeply.

That reminds me of:"Is that when the man go up into the man?"

Fraus, Breeders and Crotch fruit

Jackie On Assistance

Klan Grannies

Tiny Cocklet!

I like Blue.

I was molested.

Buck would never...

Mrs. Alfred Steele

Darfur Orphan

Someone already said Verificatia, but I haven’t seen Sizemeat

Jabba

Janbot

Brendad Ickson

Cunting

[quote]r35 I think one of the best things about DataLounge is how we refuse to vilify a HOT man who might have (allegedly) killed someone. No other website does that.

Our Chris

How about talented Greg?

Can someone explain the origin of darfur orphan?

Ruth Madoff: Living on $2.5 M in Connecticut

I'd lick his shitter.

r94, Iast I saw, she's down to $1.9MM

Crying as I type. Dialing with a pencil. Jealous, bitches?

Filth trench Moaned homosexually Bussy

I condole you

Soft Butch Sous Chef.

Troll isn’t a DLism, it is an internet-ism. You would know that if you were not an Elder Gay Boomer.

^ I'm not OP but I think his point was that, on this site, it has a second meaning that it doesn't have elsewhere.

Hall monitor has entered the chat @ R101.

If Sheridan were here, he’d be appalled.

And I am unanimous in that.

I think she’s tremendous.

Great big fat person.

OMG

THE Dyatlov Pass right?

^What’s that? Could someone start a thread about it?

Boris Natasha Svetlana Vile pit of trollery Hissss!

Brick shithouse

Dangling tendrils

Scooby Nicole

Senior moment: what is the gif set in the library?

[quote] Cod poached in a prune and tomato coulis. It's practically the national dish of Datalounge.

It's actually: Poached Cod in Tomato Sauce with Prunes. It is not a coulis.

found it

Dark Lesbians

BEARKING news!

^ especially if it involves someone who is now "Dead to me!"

Grand maul seizure.

Marshall law.

R93 Much like Mrs Patsy I got famous for all the wrong reasons ...then my 15 minutes were up.

Decided to stick around anyway

Prisspots and boozebags!

damn! He had a fine ass but I guess he couldn't live forever

Oh! The humanity

Shitbra

1 tsp. GOOD vanilla extract

Maiden Aunts Brigade

Julianne Moore. Seriously.

Mincing prisspot.

This is from long ago...

"Nacreous layer of permacum."

Cak

Friday Afternoon Drinkypoos (how I wish he would come back)

Shits fired

"heifertiti,"

"office sow,"

"hippoletta"

Dirty pillows.

Smells like dirty pantyhose

I’d lick his shitter.

Momma’s mussy is STEAMING like a HOT POTATO.

I personally love that DL is probably the only place on the web where you can throw out an innocuous line from a classic film and the thread will fill up to the point that the entire script could be cobbled from it.

i.e. "Jungle red!" or "Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?"

Has any bright eyes twink done his dissertation on Datalounge?

[quote]Someone already said Verificatia, but I haven’t seen Sizemeat

Then you didn’t even bother to read the next post right after that.

Ginny in Billing

Dollar Store Pound Cake.

Philip from Formaggio Kitchen.

WHET

The yellow-skinned dancer

Casted

Do try to keep up dear, r135 her job was outsourced

or my favorite variation: faux moral prisspot

[quote] The yellow-skinned dancer

[quote] Casted

What are those things?

As gay as a Cher doll draped in lavender. That was one of the first things I read on DL.

Excuse me r136, ex-c-u-u-se me...

Kinda boring but I saw the word “frau” here years ago and it’s entered my daily lexicon.

[quote]As gay as a Cher doll draped in lavender.

Now that says "gay, gay, gay" to me. "Gay as Christmas," by comparison, has never made a bit of sense.

BILL TAYLOR, SANTI, AND THE GOOFY COSTUME

Pics please! TIA!

Does Tia even still work here?

She was outsourced with Ginny.

OMG! I'm crying as I type!

Red Dragon Cheese

Pics or this didn't happen.

You type fat.

I'm telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you THEN.

hating my friend Julie

I loved the admonition troll though i am not able to muster his eloquent outrage over the most trivial matters. I haven't seen him post for a couple of years.

Stinky linky.

lady ham

typhoid goldfish

quadriplegic squirrel

dookie pussy

rotted girl-eggs

downtown lips

internal lady skin

bumping waffles

“I think she’s tremendous!“

girl mayo

pork chop sandwich

ninnies

"I grew up in Tennessee, where a girl knows what to do with an unexpected handful or mouthful of shit."

Beef curtains.

[quote]Tiny Cocklet!

Puny cocklet

[quote]Brick shithouse

Shit brickhouse

[quote]Buck would never...

No. It's "Buck never would have BEEN in the hospital." Go to 7:38:

Quoting Beth accurately is so very important.

Buck never would have BEEN quoting inaccurately!!

Hope you perverts remember to vote on Nov 9th

Got my box of absentee ballots sitting right here beside me, Dee.

[quote]Buck never would have BEEN quoting inaccurately!!

Try "Buck never would have QUOTED inaccurately."

I hope YOU guys and all your buddies vote on November 9th, too, Dee.

Yup.

R166 completely and totally misses the point.

Beth would be seething.

Fat Whore!

Hisssss!

Cuntissima!

Zudora Hanson joins the staff of Mr. Cunt's.

“Dizzy queen” is what you’re called if you start posting seriously about astrology or conspiracy theories.

Hold me, David. I’m scared.

Worse than Hitler (for duplicate posts)

Pics, or this thread is useless

R170 bumped a thread for a repeat.

Well I never in all my life!

DIE ALREADY

Grease fire, et al.

Quite big tits.

I like that r16 used the "Rose" meme correctly. Seems like all the newbies just say "That's not true, Rose" or "Your link is broken, Rose" and then act as if they're the wittiest chaps on the board.

You in danger, gurl!

And its sequel: Can I have your stuff?

It's an old thread and I imagine everyone involved has moved on, but it's weird that OP clearly explains how DL's use of the term "troll" differs from the internet version of the word troll, yet multiple people still posted "uh TROLL is used ALL OVER the INTERNET and not just HERE" as if they're the smart ones.

"You type fat."

Lens Dunham, meaning the very talented and generous actress Lena Dunham.

I haven't heard mincing prisspot in a long time.

I recall something about...PROLLCAP?